Welcome to Good Mythical More. Today we are analyzing the wind beneath some celebrities wings. They’re better halves. Their, partners in life who have other jobs. And what are those jobs? Well, let’s find out. But first, freeze frame! I’m not falling for that! I’m moving a lot. How are they gonna freeze that and say something? Bring it in. Can you believe that that just happened by the way? I can’t believe it. I’m still reeling. Look at this. Lucas can’t believe Here she is. I will say. She was down in the cake. Almost a perfect separation of, the only thing left is her arm. One of her arms. Is that, is that what that is? Well, actually her forearm and the forearm and upper arm of her. She had a heavy dress. That’s her shoulder. This was found somewhere, by the way. I mean, in terms of divorce settlements, though, that’s pretty harsh. Yeah, right, yeah. He gets to keep her arms? He gets to keep, I mean, look at. Judge. I sliced the top of his head, and then went right down on the arms. – I mean. – Accuracy. It’s a moment in GMM history that we’ll never forget. Accuracy, integrity, commitment. That’s our theme for this, for the rest of this year. And also knife work. Which I’m gonna be doing freely now because I feel like I’ve earned the right. Today. Today. Today. First of all, you hurt yourself. Let’s get it. Yeah, I did. Don’t get it twisted. I hurt my, I hurt myself. But you didn’t hurt anybody else. But I did it protecting you from the beef bile. I really appreciate it. You know? I put myself in harm’s way for your sake, Rhett. And, I’ll never let you forget it. Yeah, I had nothing at all to do with that being exactly even there at the end. So, Dolly Parton, my favorite celebrity. Who’s never been unfaithful to her husband. Come on, Rhett. I said it at one point, everybody got mad at me, so I’m just changing the narrative. John Cena, Meryl Streep, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Miranda Lambert, and RuPaul. Rupaul. What do we got here? What are we working with? I know you, you want me to go through all these, but I don’t want do. Well, we can do one at a time. I’ve actually already seen them though. Okay. We have a rancher here whose spouse or partner could be a rancher. I mean, I don’t want to stereotype here, but this is either Dolly or Miranda Do you know if Meryl’s not? I think it’s, I think it’s Miranda. Let’s start there. We can switch them around. What if RuPaul’s partner is a rancher? – Okay, so Miranda was. – That can happen. Miranda was with some, another country guy. Was she with, Blake before he was with? You know what? I think that’s right. Gwen? I think that’s right. Have you seen Gwen and Blake sing that song of theirs together? Is it weird? Is it strange? It’s wonderful. It’s wonderful? I saw it. You’re being facetious. They did a little show, or she did a little show, before the Super Bowl. It was just like, you know, a pre-show kind of thing. And then they sang the song together, and I don’t know, it’s like, I’m very happy for them, and they both seem very happy to be with each other. But when they combine their, with their powers combined, things get a little bit weird. You know what I’m saying? Musically, is all I’m saying. Like Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani singing together. Yeah. And it just, it ends up being a little bit interesting to watch. Oh, I buy it. I totally buy it, the fact that I shouldn’t buy it. That’s what I’m saying. Yeah, yeah. John Cena, funny guy. I like what he’s done with his, with his humor. JGL, I don’t know about him. All right. NYPD. New York Police Department officer. That’s right. That’s what that stands for. So somebody, somebody is with a cop! Who’s with a cop? It’s not Dolly. So RuPaul lives in LA, so this isn’t gonna work. Yeah, but we don’t know, maybe it’s long distance. Yeah, it could be long distance. I remember there is a Joseph Gordon-Levitt cop connection. Ooh, really? A cop connection? I can’t remember what it is. Maybe it’s that he’s a cop. He’s an, he’s an interesting cat that JGL. Is he? He’s got that. He hit, he started that thing. HitRecord. Yeah. – He was, he was doing some. – But back in the day, like, user generated, he’s still, that’s still a thing. Like if you, I think it is. I mean, I’d say within the last two years, I saw him tweeting about it. So, he’s still doing that, like, collective of people creating things together. Like, he started it, like, a long time ago, and it’s, like, he’s kept doing it. It doesn’t seem like he’d be married to a cop. Well, then who do you think it is? Meryl Streep? Meryl Streep lives out in Montana. How do you know this? You been keeping up with her? I saw something. There was some type of thing with like Meryl and Meryl’s sister or something? Like Meryl’s older sister and they like lived together on a ranch in Montana. She’s not married to a cop. Here’s what I’ll tell you, Link. I think this is where we got off. I think. The Dolly’s guy that she’s been faithful to for all these years, is a rancher. And I think that Miranda is married to a cop. That makes sense. In New York? Yes. She lives in Texas. He was an NYPD guy, and then she fell in love with him because he was on her security team. Oh, okay. I know this is how the story goes. But not a current officer of the law. Well, he might still be affiliated. I don’t know. What about a sculptor? Somebody’s. Now see, JGL makes sense as a sculptor because he’s into all that. He’s so artistic. You know, he’s hitting record on his thing. – No, I think Meryl. – Montana, though. I think Meryl was with a sculpture. Oh, that’s compelling. Yeah. Because she’s out in Montana with her sister and then her husband is also there sculpting. And I bet you it’s a large sculpture. It’s like we’re talking like, like metal. Like yards. Yards. Like yards, for yards and parks. Like super realistic horses, stallions, cattle. Yep. Meryl’s partner does it all. Okay, I can buy that. Sculpting outdoor. And, and just go ahead and pull up, some pictures of that. Cause I, we need to see what, what’s being sculpted. Cause by the way, this is not a picture of the sculpture. This is just these, you know, representations of these things. Okay. We’ve thrown it all on the left side. We’re very asymmetrical and that’s not how we like to do things today. Can I have a knife? Just like, I’m still within my exemption. Maybe. Give him a butter knife. Software company, software company product manager. There you go. Software company. You got a butter knife. See what you can do with that. I can do that. Now I believe we have met, not met, but been in the same space with RuPaul’s partner because we’ve been, we’ve been at spaces where RuPaul is present. I’d say at least three times in our lives at this point Most recently at that Emmys thing. The Emmys, not the Emmys Didn’t get to speak to him. Sort of an Emmys, you know? So, you think this is? Well, I don’t know. I’m just saying. RuPaul’s with some software. I don’t know. This is gonna float over here. I feel like this actually, JGL’s, like. You want him to be with everybody. Connection to, like, technology. He would marry a software company product manager strategically. I am so, I feel so strongly about the police officer, I’m just waiting to switch it back. Okay. All right. I feel like I almost know it. Well, if you’ve got some secret knowledge. I told you my knowledge! – But you didn’t say. – It’s an intuition. It’s an intuition or you know something about him being tied to cops? Because if you really. I know what it is. He played a cop in the Batman movie. That’s what it was. Okay, well thanks for digging. If that’s what you’re basing it on, I’m not going to trust you. I’ve seen him in a police uniform. And, thinking that he dates himself. Okay, alright, fine. You win that one. Asphalt layer. Asphalt, that is really specific. Asphalt layer. So not just a construction worker, this is somebody who like, rolls the steam roller. Do you automatically die if this runs over you? I think you do. Oh man, this is, this is tough. I mean, at what point can you stop running over somebody with a steam roller and they not die? It depends on how soft the Earth is. And you start, you’re starting with the toes, not the head. Oh. I don’t want to think about this. Well, you are. So, I’m at the ankles now. Are you dead? You’re screaming. You’re not dead. I’m at the, I’m at the knees. You don’t really die until it gets to the, basically, the stomach. And at that point, things are happening to the heart and it stops the heart. Yeah. How fast is it moving? Uh, as slow as it goes. As slow as it can go? Well, I could wait all night. I could just roll over your feet and wait all night. I have to constantly move. You have to constantly. I have to idle. You’re into these horror movies. I’m not into gore movies. I’ve never seen Saw. I do not watch that stuff. KG, you would like, you’d watch that in a movie, wouldn’t you? Yes. Yes. I don’t watch the gory stuff. Just immediately. I’m into the scary, supernatural stuff. That’s what I’m into. Okay. I’ll tell you one thing. If you heard that it really happened to somebody. I wouldn’t watch. And the footage was right there. I’d be tempted to watch it. You’d be tempted to watch it? I would regret watching it. Yeah, but he would watch it, and then he’d regret it. I don’t know. I think I’d watch somebody watch it first. Oh, really? Yeah. I’m gonna see somebody’s face. Who? Do you, is there anyone in your life that would do that for you? Cause it ain’t me. Probably Shepherd. I’m just kidding. I’m just kidding. Hey son, come in here and watch this, probably the most gruesome thing you’ll ever see in your life. No. To let me decide if I can see it. Nobody in my family likes the gory stuff, including Shepherd. John Cena is not married to an asphalt lady. I would bet everything I’ve ever seen that that’s true. I mean. Hold on, you would bet everything that you’ve ever seen that it’s not true? Yeah. Okay. Hey, come on, Carney. John Cena is married to an asphalt layer? No. I hope he is, cause you’ve seen a lot. You’ve seen a lot. I actually think. I didn’t say I will. I said I would. Now, I’m going to switch all these cause they’re all wrong. Don’t get, don’t get, don’t get your panties in a wad. Let’s do this last one. Robotics Engineer and CEO. With a blurry face. That could be JGL too. It’s like a blurry face underneath a robotic arm. If you’re trying to figure out what this picture is. Robotics Engineer and CEO. I actually think that this one is correct. I remember something about RuPaul’s partner being in a surprising technical field. Robotics engineer and CEO. You’re thinking of the Batman movie again. Right. This actually makes a lot of sense to me. RuPaul was the, was the guy who invented all the stuff in the Christopher Nolan Batman movies? Now I could actually see Miranda. Got a Morgan Freeman wig on. I could see Miranda is married to an asphalt layer. Like some guy who’s like a big construction guy in Nashville. Miranda is with the rancher. Dolly is with the asphalt layer. How do you know this? I just feel it. I just feel it so hard. Dolly Parton. So, Dolly Parton’s partner is that guy that basically still lives. He’s in the, he’s out of the limelight. In the shadows. You think he’s in the shadows, laying asphalt. He used to lay asphalt. Now he doesn’t, he doesn’t have to do any of that. He has tattoos. Okay. John Cena. John Cena used to date one of the, the twins that we had on the show. Didn’t he? He was married to one of them. Merrell twins. Yep. I could see him with a sculptor, but you’re really convinced about Meryl’s sculpting guy. I feel that, because I want to look at the pictures of it. Alright. John Cena’s not with a cop. Is he? Yes. Let’s say yes. But we need a scenario for how this would have happened. He was playing a cop in a movie, and she was the advisor. She was the consultant. There you go. And she was like a sexy cop. There you go. And he was like, well, I didn’t think I’d ever be in this situation. Now I’m with a cop. How many do we have right? Two. Two. Well, now it’s up to you, Rhett. You can change it any way you want. We have two right? That’s not good. Okay, are you handing me the reins right now? Yes. But I split that cake perfectly in half. You did. I hacked that cake perfectly in half. I can’t believe it. Oh, gosh. I can’t believe it. I think the two we have right are RuPaul and JGL. Does that make sense to you? Yeah. Okay, how many do we have right now? Zero. Dang it! Alright, so, rancher and Miranda. We had them right. And Dolly and asphalt layer. Let’s put JGL with the officer. Just because. Or, you know what, let’s do the robotics. He’s a robotics guy. And let’s do the software with RuPaul, because that was what we were thinking. No, that puts us back with sculpture and John Cena. I think that you gotta go, I think RuPaul’s with a cop. I think she is with, and he’s with a sculptor. Okay. One. We just need to. Hold on. Just one? That means we’re right about one of these. It’s gotta be the rancher, man. Why are we not right on any of this? This is so depressing. Maybe Dolly’s husband has gone on to do other things. Since the early days. Maybe John Cena and RuPaul. That’s it. Wow. Do we give up? Just tell us, because I want to look at the sculpture. Okay, I’ll say, Link, you felt really strongly about one. Okay, put him with the cop. What? No. Not that one, you felt really strongly about. Oh, robotics engineer. But I felt really strongly about a number of them. Right? No, you felt strongly in the beginning about. Oh, sculptor and Meryl. Sculptor and Meryl. Sculptor and Meryl, that’s right. So, we were right about that. So, how are we now? How many do we have right now? Two. So, she’s not with an asphalt layer. She’s not with a rancher! She’s with a cop! Three right. Yes! And now that we’re doing this piecemeal. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Robotics engineering CEO, that’s. Four. Yes. And then we’re, who has the sculpt? RuPaul is with a rancher. Yes. Five. Yes! Oh my gosh! Can you believe it? So, RuPaul’s with a rancher. What does Meryl’s sculpture partner’s? Well, and they did, Meryl and her partner did separate in 2023, but, I think we have, we have sculptures pulled up to take a look at? And can we pull up the story of how she fell in love with the head of security? We have to pull up so much. Just to confirm our suspicions. We can’t see the sculpture. I miss the last thing you said. They’re not finding anything? I want the Miranda Lambert love story with how she’s with a cop. We want so much, but we can have so little. Well, I’ll say that RuPaul has been with the rancher since 2017. Okay. Oh, so it’s a recent ranch. Hey, we were right about the types of sculptures, though. Those sculptures that, what’s the guy’s name? Don Gummer. Don Gummer makes big yard sculptures. Good gracious, I was right about that. I mean, yard sculptures is probably not what he calls them. They’re not currently in yards when I’m. They would be in yards if I had anything to do with it. Well, one of them’s outdoors. Those are huge. No, there’s one in the yard. Started dating her NYPD hubby. He was, he did some security at an event. He protected her from danger. It’s kinda like that movie, The Bodyguard They met in 2018. They met on the set of Good Morning America when Lambert was there to perform. Oh, his last name is McLaughlin. Yeah. I’ve been waiting for you to figure this out. It’s my brother. It was on security detail. See, I know the story. They tell it every year on their anniversary. The two were only together for a few months when they got married in January 2019. It was white hot. It was so hot fast. It was so fast. Four years later, Miranda’s passion for her husband has not fizzled at all. It hasn’t fizzled at all. They talk about it every year at the family Thanksgiving. They can’t keep their hands off each other? It’s actually embarrassing. And then when we get around to the, what are you thankful for? They’re always like, you know who I’m thankful for. It’s always each other and it’s really too much. Yeah. She said, I told him I operate in my gift. I’m a singer songwriter. I believe that my job, given my gift, I don’t know how she sounds, is to take songs to the people. So if you’re given this gift, you should take that to the people. She joked discussing what prompted her to post shirtless pictures of her husband on their fourth wedding anniversary. I know I was there for that. I took the picture. Got a hot, got a hot hubby, huh? Shirtless, huh? We did it. 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