Welcome to Good Mythical More. This is the one where we were handcuffed to each other. I’m told there’s a. Really? I’m told there’s a way to get out of this. Y’all got the keys for this? They’re like magic handcuffs, but. I see a yes, I see a no. We are going to rank the cheesiest motivational posters found. That didn’t even. And we won this? You should probably do your right hand, yeah. I think it’s broken. I’m just, I can tell that it’s not clicking in place, and I’m scared to put it on if it doesn’t. Well, now it’s on you. You have a key? A key? What? You don’t have a key? See, cause this one doesn’t, it’s not, it’s not going, y’all putting us in some cheap, magic handcuffs. Are these bedroom handcuffs? I’m getting scared. No, they’re not fluffy enough. See, you hear that clicky clicky? If I don’t hear that, I’m getting scared. – Clicky clicky. – Okay, there we go. Alright, Link. Before we, review some, cheesy T-shirts. Okay. Let’s tell a ten word story. It’s salt. That’s salt water that I spit up. That. Is. Full. Of. Salt. Dreams. That. Could. End. All. Time. So. Don’t. Cry. Big. Tears. If. You. Slide. My. Button. Over. Slightly. Crusty. Mountains. We suck at telling stories. That was a beautiful story. That’s salt water. That is full of salt dreams that could end all time. So, don’t cry big tears if you slide my button over slightly crusty mountains. There’s nothing wrong with that story. That’s a wonderful story. How do we even get this off? Hold on, I gotta, I gotta push this. Push that out. You could use your other arm. Okay, you’re gonna break the wheel. It’s not like that’s important to us. That’s the second time that it’s fallen today. It got a little top heavy. Are we okay? Is it still spinning? Hey, can you, can you apologize? I’m sorry. Alright. Well, thanks for doing that. You’re welcome. All right. I feel really bad. Our team has. You know what? You’re forgiven. Our team has scoured the internet for the cheesiest, i.e. corniest, motivational posters on Amazon. Oh, posters, not T-shirts. And, this is the first one. Thou shall not let low vibing, sketchy ass energy penetrate thy aura. So, that’s. Where would I put this? In my Airbnb? – Like, what, what, I would? – Yeah, right at the door. What do you, like? I just think this is, I wouldn’t call this technically motivational as much as, it’s emphatic. Maybe your dorm room wall? You know? What do I know about this person if I go in there, though? Low vibing, well, they believe in auras that can be penetrated. You know, they’re energy people. Uh huh. There’s a lot we don’t know about energy. There’s nothing wrong with that. No, there’s a lot we don’t know. You know, I don’t know what I think about it, but I tend to like the people. I don’t necessarily trust them, but I tend to like them. You know what I’m saying? Energy feelers are likeable. They’re likeable. They’re very likeable people. Unless they’re like trying to charge you a monthly fee for some sort of class that they’re in. Right, right, right, right. And then you gotta watch out. But, I don’t like it when people are into that but then also have posters, motivational posters that indicate. Like, let that be something that comes out naturally in conversation. You know? Low vibing, sketchy ass energy. Like that part of it I like. You like that? Penetrate thy aura, makes me uncomfortable. Okay, I don’t like any of it. But I don’t think it’s corny, I think it’s, I think it’s a. It’s off putting. It’s more, it’s, yeah, it’s beyond cringe to off putting. So, what is the deal with this thing? I’d like to put this off. Well this is, this is where our top pick goes. Oh that’s the best one so far. It lives up there. How do we? There’s gotta be a way to. There is a trick. They are. Oh, to get out? Yeah, yeah, they’re magic. See, there’s a, there’s a thing here. You just do this. You just do this. Oh, look at us! We did it! All it is is a little lever there. Yeah. There’s a little lever. Thank God, that’s all it was. Unlike all of the amazing magic tricks in the main episode, this one’s just a little lever. Yep. I don’t know how it works. Oh, yours is still on? Sorry. Gotta hold your mouth just right. That’s what my nanny would always tell me. Here’s the next candidate while he struggles with that. Control, alt, delete. Control yourself, alter your thinking, delete negativity. They keep getting tighter. So this, this is like a computer programming class. This could go on the wall of like a, what was the computer class that we were, you need my help? What was the computer class, what was it called? Computer Applications. Just give me the key. Like, we had to take, I can’t, I can’t use the. It’s so tight. You don’t have any patience for it. I got it so tight. I just loosened it for you. Abracadabra! You are exonerated! How’d you do that? I just moved that lever and then pulled it apart. I’m sure there’s like a. Something you could say. It’s in the middle, is when it’s free? That’s weird. We had to take typing. We had to take a class to learn how to use a typewriter. That’s how old we are. In high school. In order to then next, the next semester take in high school. Ms. Padgett. Computer Applications, where we learn how to use Excel. Ms. Padgett. This will be great on Ms. Padgett’s wall. This is better. Control yourself. Alter your thinking. Delete negativity. These are like the rules of the class. I actually kind of like that. I don’t like, you feel a little motivated? Oh, this one’s on canvas. So, don’t get your, you know, unwad your panties. This is maybe too big. Get ready for them to be wadded. This might take a little bit too much space up in my abode. Entrepreneur nutrition facts. Oh gosh, this is cringy. Hustle, motivation, persistence, discipline, passion, fear, zero percent. Knowledge. Oh my gosh. Serving per goal, one serving size, one founder. The last line, too, you missed. What? What’s the? Oh. What’s the last line down there? Percent daily grind are based on high levels of ambitions. Really? I don’t even think that the guys who advertise thinking like this would be into this. How much does this cost? I think it’s the kind of things that they would say. But if you actually subscribe to this way of thinking about the world, and then you get this, you’re actually destined to actually not succeed. Preach! $25. One what? $25. $25? Oh my gosh. Like if you were visiting a new friend, and you had to go to the bathroom in their home, and you found this right over the tinkle, tinkler. Tinkle pot? The tinkle pot. The tinkler, that’s what we call toilets these days. The tinkler. I wouldn’t be friends with somebody who called a toilet a tinkler, first of all. Too late. I would exit out the window. I would not go back inside. Yeah, I just can’t. I just couldn’t. I couldn’t with the friendship. But, hold on. Hustle is 10,000%. 10,000%. I didn’t see that until I got this angle on it. I like that. Do you think you can punch through it? Oh, that’s a good idea. What do the hustle bros say? Something I could say before I. Rise and grind. Rise and grind, baby! Oh! Ow. Oh. Are you okay? You okay? I really thought it was gonna be easier than that. Yeah, I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna try that. You don’t wanna try that? No, no, I’m not gonna give 10,000 percent today. I really, I really thought I could do it. Is it Kevlar? If it cost $20. I think it’s Kevlar. I might be hurting later actually. I’m gonna make, I’m gonna make. I wouldn’t have done it if I didn’t, if I knew that’s what was gonna happen. Wow, good God, that’s raw. Come on, try it. I’m so scared now. Give him the, maybe, where’s the box cutter? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta give, give. This is what the hustle bros do. It’s gotta give a little bit. Cut it a little bit. It’s gotta give a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You just want to, alright, I’ll let you do the honors. I don’t know how this works. I just, I just want to do this. Pay no attention to the. You might want to go the other way too. I’m just thinking about you. Thanks for thinking of me. Pay no attention to, I would be drinking water, but I spit salt into it. All right. So, here you go. Straighten it out so you can’t see it. Rise and grind! Oh, God. His hand, look at his hand. His hand did not go through. I told you to get, I mean. Canvas is hard! Canvas is hard, man. This is Kevlar. It’s Kevlar. Alright, let’s see this next one. Success. This is a big one. This looks like one. Did we make this? Risks, activated. Hustle, activated. Procrastination, toggled off. Failure. Patience. Sacrifice, on. Excuses are off. Look, no fear at the bottom there. Rejections. Hard work. Here’s the thing. Can I just say something? Was this $20, too? Please tell me. Can I just say something? Say it, man. As someone who has done some business. You know, 0 percent fear. That ain’t where you want to be. Yeah, you need fear. You gotta have fear. Toggled on a little bit. Yeah. You gotta, you gotta move. You know what I’m saying? It’s gotta be toggled on sometimes. Luckily this was only $14. Okay, let’s punch it. You should be able to punch through it pretty easily. You want a go at this? You seem hesitant. Not really. I mean, I’ll kick it. You’ll, no, no. Don’t kick it. You’re gonna kick end up kicking me. You can punch through this. I can tell, I can tell you can punch through it. I mean, I might. Elbow it? Say the right word. Say the magic. Okay. That’s as good as I got. Look what he did. He bent it. My friend bent it. Look what he did. Look what he did. Oh, you know why? Cause it’s canvas protected. There’s canvas on that side. So, you can’t get through the Kevlar. Alright, we don’t need to be trying to destroy these anymore. That’s right, cause we gotta put this one up. Alright, so that one’s not as good. No, no, still bad. This is still the best one. Oh, this one’s got a lot going on. Pep talk, I’m sinking. Pep Talk Generator. I need to be motivated. Wow. You don’t want them to guide you, man. You don’t want to rise and grind. You just lowered and grinded, man. There’s a lot on this. Choose a box from each column. 4,096 possible combos. Girl, your presence here raises the roof. You try one. Fact. Your soul, makes everything alright. Just saying, everybody thought you have, keeps our dreams alive. Tiger, the way you roll is paying off big time. Champ, the mere idea of you has glorious game. Listen up, your shining heart is the next big thing. Dang, what you got going on reins magic. Pretty good. Is that a hippo? Yeah, it’s a hippo. Turn that frown upside down is what it says. I think it’s the brand. Oh. Pep Talk Generator. No, it’s actually in the, it’s made with love in the Midwest by the Raccoon Society. Raccoon, so I think you can put this beside your mirror and read it to yourself every morning. And you got, and you have 4,096 days. It’s kind of a daily affirmation. Yeah, I think that’s. I think that’s better. It’s a good, but I lost it. Yeah, so put this one over here. All right, so that one’s gonna. All right. All right. Read it, Rhett. The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle. Okay, this is geometry class fodder. This is a bit. I’m fond of that, and I like trying. This whole idea of just, like, no fear at all. And you know, 10,000 percent grinding and all that stuff. It’s like, this is better. Hey, just try it. Just try something. Try it. Try this geometry problem. You’re liking that one better. I kind of like it. And I like the color scheme. All right. That, that’s who we are. We’re tryers. And the print quality is pretty nice. Do or do not, there is no try. Right. What do you think about that? That saying? I don’t agree with Yoda. You’re going against Yoda today. I think you have to try. Come for us, Yoda. Money never sleeps. Verb. If you don’t find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die. Confidence. Verb. A feeling of self assurance arising from one’s appreciation of one’s own abilities or qualities. I’m bored already. I mean. Somebody took the time to make, to write this. Mindset, noun, the driving force in the quest for success and achievement. A powerful mind can achieve anything. The ironic thing, Link, is that the man, it was definitely a man, I’m sorry, who made this, who was trying to embody this. Yeah. The business that he’s in, is actually making these. You understand what I’m saying? So, his business is making these things that make you want to start a business. So, why would you want to follow the advice of someone whose business is making this? Right. Because, is he really living that? Or is he just making signs that we punch through on the internet? Okay. I’m gonna get through this one. Because I got confidence. And I got killer mindset. And I made a much bigger hole. Don’t let them see, don’t let them see, don’t let them see through it. Never let them see your hole. You’re showing them too much. You’re showing them too much. Okay, oh yeah, we’ll go like that. Rise and grind! Oh! You almost got me! You almost got me! That’s right, look. You almost got me! I don’t know what to emphasize in that exclamation. Right through there. But I do think it’s the best. Yeah, it is, yeah. No, that sucks. That sucks. Geometry teachers, you do good work. Shout out to Mrs. Shipe. Oh, deep cut. She was my geometry teacher. You know what? That’s right. And she did not play when she, when she was like, show me the proofs. Yeah, you know what? The world doesn’t need another person selling crappy signs on the internet, but the world does need another geometry teacher. So go do that. Okay? Right.