Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” If given a photo of a billboard, can we ascertain what state it’s in? Can you? Yeah. But first, can we define the following word? Mm-hm. Quadragenarian. So a genarian is somebody who’s lived for a certain amount of time. And a quadragenarian is someone who’s lived for four years. This is a four year old. Or is it a 40-year-old? Quadra versus quad. It makes more sense. ‘Cause why would you come up with names for four year olds? Like a quadrant. Maybe it’s the irony of it seeming like a genarian. ‘Cause an octogenarian is somebody who’s lived to be 80. So a quadragenarian is us. Somebody who’s 40 or above. Yes. In their 40s. Yep, 40 or more, and less than 50. Somebody in their 40s. Us. We finally did it. We did it. 10 more years. 10 more years. Well, then we wouldn’t be quadragenarians. Yeah, and then we’ll be quintagenarians. You know, I do wanna say that you did that, Rhett. You said we did that, but But wait, Link- You did that. I love to spread the accolades. You know what I’m saying? Actually, you thought it was a four year old. Yeah, I love to spread the accolades. I thought it was a 40-year-old. And then you got onboard. You remember when I used to get those first place ribbons in swimming growing up? And I would bring them to your house and I would sit you down and I would put them on you. Yeah. It was a little routine we had. It was called “Well, you want to pretend to be a winner? You can use my swimming.” I was like, “This is what it feels like.” And I would just put it on him. It was nice. And then I would be like, “Eh.” And at the end of our- “Let me get my third place ribbons.” At the end of our play dates, he would take them all back and it would But I always give you something to look forward to. Mm-hm. I wonder what ribbon Rhett’s gonna bring over. Yeah, we called it ribbon time. Ribbon time. Remember that time you were naked on billboards? Yes! Oh wow, I didn’t even realize we had a photo queued up. There it is. “Good Mythical Morning, the number one internet morning show in Munger.” Munger. So we bought the cheapest billboards in every state and we put up this billboard. And then we put the name of the town near it so it seemed like local news. And then we wanted to dress like local news. But we didn’t wanna dress, so we just body painted suits on ourselves. And if you look closely, you would see that we had nipples. But a lot of people never said anything about it. It’s like, “Why are those guys wearing skin-tight suits?” It’s like, “Well, they’re literally painted on.” And why are they making that face? Also, I think that in, ’cause we got got 50 of them. It didn’t work out. One for every state. One in every state. I think that I’ve heard that some of them might still be up. Oh, they’re still up. It’s been years. But it’s because the billboards that we bought were so cheap and like, unattractive- Yeah, no else wanted them. No one else was like, “I’m not gonna pay for that.” Look at the hair. Yeah, you can see the chest hair. I mean, but people are going by so fast. So it’s kind of like we were trolling the local population. I don’t know if we actually got any more local viewers from I assume we got at least one in there. It couldn’t have hurt. And one in every state. Well, remember for LTAT, I sent Alex out to interview people in the closest city that we got one in. Oh yeah. And all the people he interviewed had no idea what he was talking about. Right. You seen the new billboard? Nope. That was good. That was good. Lamar has made a bunch of money. I mean, the paint, the paint job is really convincing. Yeah. Too convincing. Got a little sheen to it. Yeah. I mean, Link’s nipple And we had a full body, but like- Was pretty prominent in the They wouldn’t let us put our painted dongs on His navel? Or nipple? No, his nipple. Yeah, you can sort of see mine on the right. Yeah, I can see your right nipple easily. Easier than mine actually. His navel? These are not this billboard. These are fun, interesting billboards scattered throughout the US, and globally in some cases. Oh, we’re going outside of the US. Mm-hm. Oh. And so, where do you think this first one’s from? This man consumes over 20 gallons of liquid cheese in a year. We cannot stop him. What? What? Somebody lost a bet, right? 20 gallons of liquid cheese in a year, and there he is. Now, again, this is another Lamar billboard. The thing that, yeah, they got a corner on the market. This is like that thing that they do on the, the people do on the internet, where they look at the vegetation. I see, like, a, is that a Bradford pear in the left quadrant? Okay. You know, and then they can figure out exactly where it’s at. You can almost see in, what is that? You can almost see the cop in the back parked and, like, something written on. I’m gonna say this is New York. New York. The state of New York. I think that that is a railroad trestle. And we can look at the guy. This guy is local to this area. I think this is Oh, it’s Cincinnati Reds. He’s in Ohio. Aha! I should’ve looked at the most obvious thing. You figured it out. I was gonna say Indiana, and then you said that. So I was actually closer until you figured it out. That’s right. Can you put a ribbon on me? Yes. So what is the, he lost He lost a bet. He lost a bet. But does he really consume 20 gallons of liquid cheese in a year? I don’t think anybody does. We cannot stop him. Well, actually. Is that what that, can you see what the container It’s like a microwaveable Kraft. If you eat that much mac and cheese, you might get to 20 gallons. If you eat it every day. Yeah, that’s true. I tend to believe this. They probably did the math. What they didn’t do, and they should’ve done, was they really, they need to put some teeth in this. They should’ve put his phone number. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it’s like We cannot stop him. Maybe you can. Please call. Yes. So there’s some real consequences. Let’s see the next one. And also cannot should be one word. Oh. Injured while searching for dead bodies at Lake blank? Demand compensation. What the crap? Park Injury Law Firm, this is, this seems legitimate. Injured while searching for dead bodies at Lake? What? There must be, first of all, this is a whole internet video genre. Oh, it’s become a big billboard. Injury attorney billboards have become a real niche. Well, and I’m saying- That’s not the part we’re talking about. I’m saying diving for dead bodies. We’re talking about the dead bodies part. So there are- Oh. There are internet people- What? Like us, whose whole channel is dedicated to solving crimes by scuba diving into various places and finding cars and bodies and stuff that the cops have basically just not, they’ve kind of given up on, right? Mm-hm. And I see it mostly on TikTok, but I know that there’s YouTube channels that do it as well. And so it is a thing for people to be like, “I’m gonna just get, learn how to scuba and go diving for this stuff myself.” Whether it’s like treasure. But then people will start finding bodies from, like, cold cases. I’ve seen, like, the wedding ring type of like, hire me to find something scuba diving, but I haven’t seen the I will actively search for a dead body videos. Oh yeah. And then they make videos of calling the cops out to the location and being like, “Let me show you what we found. This is the car. This is the license plate.” They show pictures of it, but they don’t drag the bodies out. No. And a lot of times, it’s just like, this car, you know, was abandoned or whatever. I was talking about injury attorney billboards. ‘Cause I saw one the other day that was like, “Get slammed from behind?” You know. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was pretty good. I need one that’s like, “Did you get injured by, like, turning around real quick?” You know what I’m saying? Sometimes it just, when you get to be in your, when you get to be a quadragenarian. Well, who are you suing? Yourself? Well, that’s my question with this one because Just maybe the air. So Stevie, what you’re saying is that these injury attorneys, they put something, like, that’ll get your attention. It’ll draw the gaze. I mean of your eyes. All the gaze. Come on now- Of your eyes. Let Stevie answer that. Does it draw the gaze? All the gaze. I mean, slam from behind? Yeah, yeah, yeah. G-A-Z-E. So, because they put this on there in order to like, but who are you demanding compensation from if you’re searching for dead bodies at Lake so-and-so? The water. See? Are you hired? Is there a company that goes into that particular lake and looks for dead bodies? And then so it’s like a worker’s comp type thing? ‘Cause if you’re just doing it on your own, there’s nobody to sue. Yeah, who you suing? Poseidon. But maybe. And if a lawyer doesn’t, it seems like the lawyer don’t know what he’s talking about if he puts that on his billboard. Even if it’s just to get people talking. There’s a story behind this. Yeah, people were hired to search for dead bodies at this lake, apparently. And it’s a big, it’s a lake that’s deep, that’s a former quarry. No, no, it’s a lake. Could it be Lake Mead? No. That’s a big lake. I think there’s a Q or a P in it is what I feel like. I’m gonna go with Utah. It’s a place where there’s, I mean, does that lawyer look like he’s from Utah? He could be. Could be. He could be from anywhere. I, myself, don’t- It’s cloudy. Know what’s blurred out, but what you just said, and then the state you guessed, didn’t align. But what you said in the state that it is does match. Mead is correct? Or Utah is correct? The state that Lake Mead is in. Huh. So is that Lake Mead? Oh, I was right. Yep, yep, yep. Lake Mead. Nevada. Yep. Okay. Nevada. Okay, I didn’t realize that was where it was. You see that on TikTok a lot too. People going out to Lake Mead and talking about how- Looking for bodies? The levels have gone down. And also, I’ve seen some YouTube videos of people diving out there. That’s interesting. So I think it’s a thing. I think that going specifically to Lake Mead. So who are you suing? You’re probably suing the state. Let’s call him. That doesn’t add up. “Oh, drat. The economy.” So this is a political statement. So the asteroid is coming down to kill them all. It does require some thought, this billboard. But there’s no, like, call to action. It’s just, like, a public awareness campaign. And it- It’s a meme. It’s a meme. It’s putting a meme on the billboard. So this is, this is the northeast. Just because. Well, is it? What? Is it anti-Biden, but pro-evolution? ‘Cause that’s a small amount of people. Hm. That’s true. That is a Venn diagram. I don’t think this is, you’re saying that, well. I thought it was anti-science. Anti-climate change. Same. This is a climate change billboard, right? No, it’s a It’s a pro-science billboard. Which then is like, “Why are you so concerned about the economy? You’re not concerned about, like, global decimation.” That is a different interpretation. Oh, I get it now. This is, the fact that the T-Rex is looking at the asteroid, what I thought was originally happening is, like, it’s saying the economy is bad, but it’s actually saying that, like, in the midst of impending ecological collapse, all people make decisions about, when they vote for people, is the economy. Mm. They think that the economy is more important than the impending ecological collapse. There you go. I don’t know if it matches with the state that this is in though. Well, maybe it’s the state that needs that message. Okay. Alabama. Well, then it does match. Mississippi. Florida. It’s more It’s in a red state. It is, and it’s in kind of in, more in the center, center south. Arkansas. Texas. Go up from Texas. Oklahoma. There. We figured it out. We got there. Enjoy Five Wives. The locals do. Oh, snap. Five Wives is a brand. So this is, this is definitely Utah. It’s a brand of liquor. This has to be. This has to be Utah. But what town? Oh, I don’t know what town. Provo. But you are correct. Yes, Provo. I was saying, I saw this one earlier, and I was saying when I was driving through Texas one time, there was a billboard, which I think I’ve told you before- Tell us again. That said- We love the story. Texas wine. Like California wine, but less fruity. Oh. Yeah, that was good. Come on now. I like that. So this is very self-deprecating. Please drink responsibly. Enjoy Five Wives. The locals do. I think- It’s the name of the spirit. Yeah, but do you think that, how does ’cause that’s a Mormon church right there in the foreground, right? Well, no. Oh, Apostolic Pedicure. What does that say? What does it say? Something community. I can’t tell. Well, we know that there’s, you know, a lot of people in the, who are LDS who are in that area. Obviously, that is no longer the official stance of the church, right? But do they take offense of it? Or is it sort of like a good ribbing? Like when I used to put ribbons on you. Yeah, I just think they’re over it. Is it kinda like, “Yeah, that’s right. Used to be a thing. Not anymore. Ha ha ha. Drink your whiskey.” Okay. Yep. Lower alcohol by volume. I mean, they really, I mean, everything is so strangely regulated in Utah as a result of, like, alcohol content. Even behind the bar, if you look behind the bar at all the spirits, some of them will have, like, flags on them. Like, something like a different top that will really, that will show that there’s an unlimited pour on it because it has, I don’t know the rule, but there’s some sorts of spirits that you can have an unlimited pour. And other ones where you have to have a limited pour. They cut you off? And the bartenders know how much they can put in each glass. And if you That sounds unnecessary. So there’s, like, a loophole that they found with some spirits. It’s wild, man. What’s up, Central place we’ve gotta guess, that looks like it starts with an A? It looks like it might be Alabama. Y’all wanna buy or sell a house? I like that cat with the cowgirl hat on. Now, this- And the cowgirl with the cat hat on. This woman, Tamra McMahon, is really on top of things. She has a YouTube, she has an Instagram. Well, she’s underneath the cat. She’s got a Facebook. She has a, is that a Google Plus account that she had at some point? This is not in a place where people say y’all. Because why would you do that? Oh, you think it’s Alaska. Why? Yep. What do you mean? Because she’s dressing up like a cowboy. So, first of all, it’s not in Texas. Why would you dress up like a cowgirl in a place where there’s a bunch of cowboys? It’s just like. Well, wouldn’t you want to attract, you know, a certain type? There’s too much familiarity. Arkansas. Yeah, but this is Correct. Really? Yeah. I could tell by the vegetation. I’ve been there a few times. Arkansas. I’ve really looked closely. Arkansas is a beautiful state. Mm-hm. It’s a beautiful state. Bernard’s package is bulging and so is your gas bill. Okay. Oh, give me a break. Oily fans. Okay, see he went- This is international. Straight up topless with some nipple coverage. With some BP pasties. We can learn a lot from Bernard. This is not in America. This is Bristol. Brisbane. This is not in America because- Nope, not Brisbane. We don’t, we’re too prudish for this. This is in the UK. You’re right. Bernard’s package is bulging. You knew it because of whilst. Whilst many of us couldn’t afford to heat our homes. Oh, I didn’t see that. And also the pounds. I’ve been trying to bring back whilst. Whilst. And I’m doing it mostly at home first. It has not caught on at home. I figured if it catches on at home, then I’ll take it out into the world. Whilst. It’s hard to say, it sounds like. What if you say at your house too? I’m afraid to try to say it after hearing you try to say it. Say it whilst at home. Whilst. Whilst. Whilst. Give me an example of that. Whilst I was sleeping. Where were you, Jessie, whilst you were out? Mm. No, whilst I was sleeping Whilst you guys were gone, I was lonely. That’s it. I was lonely whilst you were out. Okay, last one. Who’s caring for your mom? Okay. Oh, all female skilled nursing wing. What? Hold on, how do I put this together? Wait. So that guy Women caring for women. And then why is there a nippled man there? Come here. Get well. Go home. Oh, look at that little design that’s supposed to be What is that supposed to mean? That design is supposed to be the mm-hm. Vulva? Well, it’s just supposed to represent the Wait. What? Why does it say women caring for women? Yeah, I know. It’s weird, isn’t it? I think women care for women by getting this guy to care for someone. I don’t think that, I think that no one wants this guy to take care of their mom. Who’s caring for your mom? Who’s caring for your mom? This guy? This loser? No, you need an all female skilled nursing wing where women care for women at Rehab Center Regional. Come here. Get well. Go home. I’m gonna get that little symbol tattooed somewhere on me. Maybe around your nipple. It kind of looks like an M a little bit. With some hooks in it. I’m just looking at the vegetation in the skyline. Who’s caring for your mom? This is in New Jersey. Oh, there was an uproar about this. I don’t understand it. As a nurse and especially a male nurse, I find this both degrading and disgusting. That’s from a local news. Me too. Almost says that male nurses are predatory or something. Mm-hm. Right. That’s what I was saying. Oh yeah. Come here. Get well. Go home. So apparently it’s not New Jersey. You’re in the right region. Maryland. It’s one that we often forget about. Vermont. Vermont. Delaware. Rhode Island. See, you’re forgetting about it right now. Massachusetts. Connecticut. In Connecticut. Connecticut. I never would’ve remembered that. Well. So that created an uproar. Yeah, I’m totally against it. Yeah. I’m totally against women caring for women. Whoops. You heard it here. Now your kitchen can be a Mythical kitchen. Get the Mythical Cookbook now at mythicalcookbook.com.