GMMore 2598: Bad Celebrity Drawings Made By A.I.

Welcome to Good Mythical More. My understanding is that some stuff was typey, typed typed into ChatGPT. But then there’s an image? Well, I guess you’re not, ChatGPT is not allowed to, like, produce images of celebrities. You have to try and get at their image. So, we got at some celebrity images, and you’re gonna have to guess the celebrity you’re trying to get at. You try to use other ways to generate that, but you can’t just say, Nic Cage, because. Yeah, you have to say, generate an image inspired by blank. Okay. And then it’s, okay. I’m confused, but we’ll see in a second. I got some. First, let’s donate $1,000 to The Jed Foundation to aid in their mission to reduce the youth suicide rate and improve the mental health safety net provided to college students nationwide. And you can join us in giving at jedfoundation.org/donate Alright, thanks for being your Mythical best. So, did you know that? Did you know that you can just, like, okay. Yeah, I tried to generate myself one time. No. I also don’t know what my mom’s cooking tastes like. Yeah, I remember that early on. They were like, yeah, none of the people generated by these image generators are actually real people, but you might end up accidentally generating somebody who does exist somewhere. Because of some law, I don’t know. So, you’re just, so you’re describing a celebrity in hopes that it will then create an image. Not even. We literally type in generate an image inspired by the celebrity’s name. And then see what it. Okay, well let’s just see the first one. Yeah, here’s the first one. Does it bear any resemblance to anyone? Well, it might be trying to do some, like, Kendall Jenner thing. Yeah, I, that’s a really good guess. I would know those collarbones anywhere. Or something. Who else? Well, it’s still pretty cartoony. I thought they went more realistic these days. That, they can. Who else would it be? I mean is it even, so it’s not Kendall Jenner? It’s not, but that’s a good guess. I think it looks closer to Kendall Jenner than it does to. Oh, Anne Hathaway. No. Sofía Vergara. I will say, to me, the thing that stands out most that they got incorrect is her lips. Fran Drescher. Correct. Most incorrect. Squint. Padma Lakshmi. Mom. Mom, what did you say? Do you have a guess? I heard you talking. Well, don’t, don’t clam up now. When you said Sofía Vergara, I said, I thought the, the bodies, there’s not. Not matching up. Not matching up, right. Oh, the, the booba looba loobies aren’t big enough? if you, if you squint. If you squint, the boobies get bigger? It becomes people, different people. Oh, yes. But it doesn’t become anybody I recognize. Yeah. I think she looks like a Kardashian. That’s what I thought. Well, Kendall Jenner is a Kardashian. I know. I mean, I think she looks. Alright, Kim Kardashian. No, this is an actress. Okay. Who, I see her most now, being known as a mom. She has, quite a few children. She was, she was a sex symbol in a lot of ways. Cindy Crawford. She doesn’t have that many children. Well, I’m not really following her. Kate. Kate? Kate Middleton? From Jon and Kate Plus Eight. That’s a lot of kids. I don’t know what she’s doing with her hair these days. She’s trying a lot of things. She’s a big movie star. Oh! Angelina Jolie? There! No, no, no, no. What? No. They missed so. Inspired by, her eyes aren’t big enough. And her cheeks. Her lips, like. The lips, okay. There you go. Well, alright, this is gonna be tough. Let’s see the next one. Okay, yeah. Oh, okay. Jason Statham. Not Jason Statham. Why is it? There’s a couple, yeah, there’s a few actors that come to mind that are not the actor this is trying to be. His hand is making me uncomfortable. Like the, whatever, the veininess. Bryan Cranston. As Walter White and younger. I mean, this is. That guy from. Howie Mandel. The guy from Lost. Gosh, Howie Mandel wishes he could look like that. Yeah, he does. Now, is it two guys? Twins. Is this Property Brothers? I see two. Cause I see two guys. I see one a little bit closer and one a little bit further away. I also see that. What? Very similar. Is it twins or is it? It’s no, it’s one guy. Okay. His hand is grabbing different things. It’s not the same hand. You know what? Guys, advice. If you want to look cool, grab something on yourself. We do have a friend who kind of looks exactly like this guy. Joseph. We got a friend Joseph. He looks almost like that. Yeah. Grab something on yourself. This man was concerned about an animal being on an aircraft. Samuel L. Jackson? Okay, alright. That’s who it’s supposed to be. Okay. I gotta know what you said. You just said create someone inspired? Generate an image inspired by Samuel L. Jackson. So like maybe one of Samuel L. Jackson’s children that he doesn’t know about or something, you know? Right. I don’t know. I don’t know how, this this game is gonna be hard. The quest is just one right. Do you want to speak more directly about? Let’s just skip it. Okay, next one. The guy, who is this guy, I thought was the last guy. Adam Lambert. Yeah. Yeah, Adam Lambert. This is like an Adam. It looks like Adam Lambert. It does. He has. 100%. See, he’s also holding himself. Well tattoos, tattoos on the chest. This is like the furthest we’ve been away. Lance Bass. Like the last image is closer to this. Lance Bass! Samuel L. Jackson. Ricky Martin. He looks nothing like this. Justin Bieber. Danny DeVito. It has to be a singer. Right? Yeah? Yeah? Is that what he, is that what he is? I guess. He’s hip. Is he a Jonas Brother? Singer. Stevie doesn’t know if he’s a singer. Maybe he’s a rapper. Well he does some. Yung Gravy! No. No. Now, there’s disagreement. He has a unique talent. He’s a beatboxer. He’s a sword swallower. No, I mean he makes music. Oh, he’s a, he’s a producer. Marshmello. You hear his voice on tracks and it is a. DJ Khaled? No, like. Another one! He kind of sings and he kind of raps. Bad Bunny. Pitbull. There we go. That’s why there was confusion about what he was. Pitbull with hair. We don’t know what Pitbull looked like in his younger days. Well, look at the last image. Look at the one that was supposed to be Samuel L. Jackson. Okay. Does that not look closer to him? Yeah, it is, it is, it is. I feel like if I saw Pitbull, he’d be one of those people that, I’d have to like him. He just seems so likable. I’m sure he’s electric. Enigmatic. From a distance, I’m not interested, but if I get up close, I’m like, oh, me and Pitbull hit it off. Yeah, we did. We had a great time. Come on the show anytime, Pitbull. What about you and this guy? That’s me. Okay. Yeah, that’s you. It is you? Yep. You look like you’re crying in that. Yeah, I was crying that day. You cried? Cause I was thinking about what they were going to turn me into. And I was like, they’re going to turn me into that guy. That AI guy that’s almost me, but not me. So just, I hope you did me, cause that doesn’t look like you there, bro. It doesn’t, but every time, so one of the things, it’s a little trade secret here, one of the things that we do when we all talk about new episode ideas is we, in order to kind of like have a visual associated with it, we will do like an AI generated image. That’s just for the purposes of us discussing an idea and, anytime you guys put anything about us in there it makes a guy that looks like this for me. Yeah. yeah. Like that’s what AI thinks I am. Maybe that’s who I should be. He ain’t crying, I’ll tell you that. And he’s got like a guitar purse almost. It’s closer than the other ones have been. Like at least they like grabbed kind of a version of your old hair. You have a guitar. Yeah. It’s weird how he’s holding that guitar though. It is, yeah. It’s weird. That’s weird. Alright, next. Alright. Alright, next. Or not. Oh, here we go. Oh, this is a, this is a, this is a classy, classic photo. This seems. Who is this? Who is this? Renée Zellweger This is not how you imagine this person. Like, this is an image of them when they. Lady Gaga. So, she’s not from the 50s? What? Lady Gaga. This is, this, somehow, AI generated an image of this person that would have been in their youth. Betty White. You’re on the right track. Dolly Parton? No. You’re in the right area, though. Music? Is that what you mean? She is a famous actress. She also is known for some workout stuff. Jane Fonda? Yeah. Okay. Okay. I get it. I get it. Okay. Alright. I’ll go with that. Okay. We accept that one. Next. Now, what style of graphics would you call this? This is like, you know, like, like the heist, like. It’s like the line drawing. Like the thing where they draw, where they drive, where they, where they drive the cars. And you can have sex in the video game. What’s that called? Mom? What’s that game called? Grand Theft Auto. Grand Theft Auto. Yeah. Mom, you big on the Grand Theft Auto, right? Huh? Grand Theft Auto. You can steal people’s cars. You can drive around. And I’m told that you can have relations. You don’t know that. I have not seen it. Well, that’s nice to know. I saw you perking up over there. There’s something you could do. Get yourself a, get you a computer. Really into GTA. Well, you have a computer, but like a working computer. Khloe Kardashian. What’s the, what’s the gal? The girl from the Noxzema ads. Michael Cera? Michael Cera. That’s Michael Cera. Next! Not Scarlett Johansson, but her sister in, in the Marvel movies. The one from Dune, what’s her name? Yeah. Yeah. What is her? Florence Pugh. Wow. That’s Florence Pugh? Yeah. Yes. So, how did you, how did you get that, man? Well, they have different body shapes. I don’t know what happened there. Florence Pugh, but I would not want to wrestle her. Why? She is a, she is, she is thick in a good way. But not in a, I’m signing up to wrestle you kind of way. She’s stocky. What? In a good way. What, Christy? In a good way. I wouldn’t want to wrestle her now. I got that one right. You did. That’s where you should have stopped. You said she wishes. Who’s she? Oh, yeah, that’s what mom said. Yeah, right, yeah. Nobody looks like the cartoon. You know what I mean? Right, it’s not really fair. There’s nobody on Earth that looks like that. Right. Alright, let’s see another. Kelly Ripa looks more like that than that girl. Okay, look at this unassuming. Who’s that guy? This is like. He looks like Kristen’s husband. Kristen’s husband? Looks like Kristen’s husband. But who’s Kristen? My girl friend’s daughter. Oh, just somebody she knows. My mom’s friend’s daughter. We’re gonna go with Kristen’s husband. My mom’s friend’s daughter’s husband. That’s who we’re going with. Is that what you wrote in the ChatGPT? Rob. Is it? What an unassuming guy. This guy is a killer. You know what I’m saying? He’s the nicest person. Nobody is as nice as Kristen’s husband, actually. Kristen’s husband, he’s got some stuff going on beneath the surface. Like you push him a little too hard. You think there’s body parts in his freezer? Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. This, this is, who is this? Martin Freeman. That’s a good guess, I think. He could almost be British. I don’t see his teeth though. This is someone that you’ve met. Kristen’s husband? Is that right? It was a long time ago. Jeff Probst? And you were on a. Jeff Probst, that’s a good guess. We were on George Lopez. What? Oh, really? Yes! That’s George Lopez, y’all! Man, no it’s not. He wishes. Right, Mom? Nah, George, they made George Lopez into like, the whitest bread dude you can find. Yeah, like, what in the world? Like, that is not cool, ChatGPT. Yeah, come on now. Let’s not change somebody’s race. Yeah, they did that with Sam Jackson too. I don’t know where it went, but yeah, they did do that. Yeah. ChatGPT doesn’t know color. But they, they do have a problem, they are racist. The AI’s. We’ve seen it today. Yep, AI is very racist. Watch out. Alright. Let’s see another one. Oh, oh, this is a guy from. This Kristen’s ex-husband. He’s sad. This is the guy from, that, the show with Charlie Sheen. He was the other, he was the other man. Two men in a. Two and a Half Men. Two and a Half Men. No. He’s from a show, he’s from multiple shows. Friends? No. David Arquette. He’s a uniquely funny guy. Gilbert Gottfried. Gilbert Gottfried. A uniquely funny guy. Uniquely funny. He’s got like an innovative sense of humor. Jim Delaney. What’s his name? Paul? What’s his name? John Mulaney. Nathan Fielder. What’d you say? Nathan Fielder. Yep, yep, yep. Okay. He could use that as his, Facebook profile. He wishes. He wishes. I think that’s pretty close. I mean, we’re not doing any favors with that split screen. Okay. Let’s keep going. Okay. This is young heartthrob material here. This is one of those, we had one of them on the show, one of those twins. Sprouse, this is a Sprouse. Cole Sprouse. This is Cole Sprouse. No. Justin Bieber. There we go. Okay. Good. What? Alright. Oh, that’s Justin Bieber. That’s right, Mom. Yep. That’s right. She’s following. There’s a delay from here to there. She’s watching. Link. There we go. That is a bad photo of me too. Why y’all pick such bad photos? Yeah, we had a bad photo day. That day. Both of us. That is horrible. How did you think that was Link? Because I’ve seen that guy in the thumbnail. Right. Yeah, but I recall that usually it gets the glasses right. There’s no glasses? And the amount of chest is unusual. Like, it’s a stretched out V-neck. It’s an old T-shirt that he’s wearing. He would never wear an old T-shirt. Yeah. But the amount of chest hair does seem really accurate. Actually, I trimmed some of that. Look at that. You gotta stop trimming. Look at that. I just kinda brought it down a nice even little lawn over there. You know? I don’t like to be watched when I do it, but. What did we both get into that day? Christy was watching me. What did we get into? You were, weren’t you? I didn’t know you did it. No, I wasn’t. You were right beside me when I was doing it. I didn’t know you were doing it. I felt a little self conscious, you know, when you’re like, I was trimming up here, and then I was like, I’m going to trim right here. And then she’s over here. You didn’t even look. No. I kind of thought you would be like. You got the carpet, you’re going to get the drapes. It was performative? Yeah, it kind of. You’re putting on a little show, which she wasn’t watching. Well. Did we get into some salty food the night before this? Is that what happened to us? I think it is. Like. That’s a bad photo. We just had a bad photo that day. Destroy that photo. Like, the whole photo session, and I think we took other, it wasn’t just our pictures. Like, multiple ones of us got pictures that day, didn’t we? Yeah, it was picture day. Picture day wasn’t good for me. What did you look like, Stevie? He was not ready. I. Yeah. You were crying too? I don’t, I don’t, I look like I’m in third grade in that particular photo. Right. You made Chappie sad. Chappie’s sad. Chappie is sad? I thought we knew that already though. Well, what we need to do, Chappie, is we need to find those files and we need to delete them from the server. It was worth a shot. We need to overwrite them with something. I just think it was too early. We had eaten too much salt. Yeah. To be fair to Chappie, I didn’t like mine either. We need to do that thing where you overwrite on the file so no one, not even the CIA, can ever get to it. Well, we really need to upload more photos of Link with his trimmed chest hair to the internet so that AI could get that right. Get it right. I’m not ready to commit to it though. It’s quite a lot of maintenance. 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