Welcome to Good Mythical More. I mean, if you can think it up, it’s on a T-shirt that you can buy. And when it comes to bread, there’s plenty of T-shirt puns that we need to rank. So, we are going to do that with the T-shirts we’ve acquired. But first, secret handshake. Hey, come here, come here, come here, come here. What? What? – Shake my hand. – What? Shake my hand. Okay. Okay. Did you get it? Alright, it took me a while, but I did get it. What do we do? Do we just like? Do we go on Amazon and search bread T-shirt? Is that as simple as this is? It’s a complicated process and I feel like you’re not giving it enough credit by just simplifying it in that way. If you, if you wanted to I guess, I guess that phrase would work. Yeah. So, when you do that, then you get this? Well, that’s one of the. He is risen, because bread rises. And Jesus. Jesus rises. Maybe. Maybe. I don’t love the fact that like, when you slice the bread, I don’t know, it’s like he’s all, it’s like you’re slicing his face, but then it’s just more of his face. But it’s just more Jesus. So, in fact, the thinner you slice, the more Jesuses you get. And I think the more you slice and hand out, the more, slices, it’s like, you could probably feed 5,000. It never ends. Yeah, if you had some fishes. I’m pretty sure there’s a Jesus toaster. Which wouldn’t work for a whole loaf. So, they’re merging some things. They’re taking some artistic liberties. It’s like a toast of Turin type thing. I think his face should be on the front, and then you should, like, see cross sections of, like, the brain. Cross sections? Oh, dang. We just keep bringing the Jesus. Can’t help it. The Jesus jokes to you. I cannot help it. And this is a medium. Now. So, I guess this is gonna be for me. So, I will say that I don’t think any self respecting Christian would actually wear this, right? This is, I mean, you’re kind of, I mean, I don’t know. The target audience for this is someone who is, they’re making a Jesus joke that might make someone a little uncomfortable. Or hungry. Right? so, this one’s, this one’s, it’s difficult to find the target audience for this one. I like how this, this, this, what’s it called, a rack? A hanger is what we call that now. Yeah, a hanger, a coat hanger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don’t know, I’m really thrown off. This is very felt covered. Not only is he purple, blue, colorblind, he’s rack hanger confused. You know. So, we’re dealing with that at bread tech. So, you hang the rack on the hanger. Alright, that’s our number one picture so far. it’s kind of cringey. Christian bakery, you know. Now, we can’t forget. If you work at a Christian bakery. No, you didn’t listen to me, Stevie. No, because you could have a sense of humor, and own a Christian bakery. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. But, but it has an image of Jesus, right? Oh, that’s, that’s sacrilegious. Well, I mean, most Protestants don’t like, like, if you go into a Protestant church, most of the time you won’t see, like, an actual image of Jesus. You see an empty cross. It’s like, he is risen. He’s off the cross. You go into a Catholic church, He’s still on the cross. – Well, isn’t that. – He’s suffering. More, isn’t that, like, image more, more Catholic looking Jesus image? This is a Catholic bakery. Yeah. Yeah. Now, I forgot to do what we’ve determined to do here, which I’m now gonna do because we had already determined it. – Oh, yes. – Remember this? We came up with a great system last time. So, we’re gonna take it and we’re gonna see what happens when we pull it up like this. We’re all toast. We’re all toast. Somebody saying that? So this is gonna be someone looking at, like, an impending, catastrophic, cataclysmic event. Maybe a meteor. What is that? What is that? Is that just a backdrop? No, it’s a piece of bread. Okay. I think it’s a sad piece of bread. Yep, he’s crying. Okay. He’s crying. He’s crying. Is this related to surpassing the 1.5 degree Celsius threshold? Is something else gonna happen? What is this related to? Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, and what happens? It says. Existential bread! As opposed to. Dread! Instead of dread. Bread! And is there anything else? Nope. Is that wrinkles? Dang, y’all. This is a size medium. Get some Downy Wrinkle Release on that thing. Not a sponsor. I like that one. I’m not rubbing my shirt, I’m rubbing my own tummy through the shirt. Yep, which is totally acceptable. As long as there’s a piece of material between you and your own body, you can do whatever you want to. Okay. This is a good one. But it’s, it just doesn’t have the controversy. If I, yeah, but if I were to wear jokey T-shirts, which I don’t, I’d wear this. Let me see this next one. I’m gonna look at this one. That’s a conversation starter. Oh, existential bread. Tell me more. Okay, let me do this. Alright, Rhett, here you go. I don’t often say this about you, Rhett, but you need to give yourself a little bit more credit. You know? Like. For what? What did he do? That you would wear a shirt like that. I don’t wear, I don’t really wear graphic T-shirts in general, but I definitely don’t wear jokey graphic T-shirts. Yeah. You’re wearing one right now. But if I were to wear one. We sell it. No, I’m saying, I’m saying give yourself more credit. You wouldn’t, you still wouldn’t wear that one. But it’s so cute. All right, let’s. We’re all toast, existential bread, get it? Okay, all right. It’s a bit sad. Yeah, unless you get a happy one. T-shirt printer, engaged. Get four. Get four? Get a, hold on, let me see, let me guess. Get a slice. Slife? Get a slife. Okay, it looks like it might be bread. Nope, well, kinda. It’s a hoagie. Sub. Baguette. Get a baguette. Okay. Get a baguette. There’s more words. I will give you that hint. Get a bread right now. Get a bread right now? It’s not bread. It is bread, but it’s a complete unsliced bread. Yep. Which is what? Get a knife. Nope. No, you’re seeing this. What word would you? Get a loaf. Yes. Get a loaf of that! – No. – This! No, you’re wrong. Get a loaf of this. Get a loaf, then it has an arrow pointing down. I gotta work on my dragging. Okay, I feel like you would wear this one. – Yeah, you. – Get a loaf of this. You can wear that. It’s a size unknown, cause I ripped it off. So, I don’t know, I feel like it’s not as good as existential bread, cause it’s the meme. It’s, you know, I don’t know. I just feel like I’ve seen it before. It’s like something I would have made in high school on the, on the Word, Word file. In the printer room. That’s a red shirt. Link Neal is about to reveal a red shirt. We are assuming it will be bread themed. Garlic bread themed to be exact. Garlic bread. Vampires, beware. Garlic bread knots, a sponsor! Oh no, that’s just garlic bread. Garlic bread. There’s one word under there. Garlic bread breath. Garlic breadth. Breadth. Garlic bread head. What do you think it is? [BLEEP] Garlic bread, slut? Is it another slut shirt? Oh, come on. Yes! Why are we such sluts around here? We are sluts. Why is everybody a slut? Garlic bread slut. We were sluts last time. Garlic bread slut. I might wear that. Slut is a hard hitting word. Yeah, it is. Slut. Slut. Slut. If you call yourself a slut, it’s cool. You can’t call other people a slut, but if you’re like, I’m a slut. You can call yourself a slut, and it sounds good. Peanut butter sluts. Peanut butter sluts! Peanut butter sluts! Alright, that’s my favorite. Yeah, that’s good. That’s my favorite. Self-deprecating. Is it a women’s cut? No, it’s just regular. Okay, here we go. Everything that is me is regular. Alright, here we go. Don’t you know how the world works? Bake, oh! Baking bad! No, Rhett, it’s baking. No, it’s baking bread. You didn’t get it right. You got it wrong. Sorry, premature. Premature celebration. Premature bread-ulation. You slutted too early. I’m such a slut. You’re a bread pre-slut. I like this a lot. I like Breaking Bad themed things. Breaking bread. No, it’s baking bread. We can’t say it. Baking bread. Breaking bread. Breaking bread. I would like to break bread with you. Hey, I like that. I’m a bread breaking slut. Okay, so this is number one, right? Or is slut better? Stevie is slut better? Slut’s better, Stevie. Yeah. I mean. Okay. You had so much fun, when you were saying it back and forth. I’m a slut. Slut. It, like, seemed really fun. Slut. I’m a slut. It’s slut. It’s a good word. It’d be a good name. It’s slut. If it wasn’t. It’d be a good name if it wasn’t what it was. Have you seen those, the trend videos on TikTok? Slut McLaughlin approaching the first tee. Yeah, of people like saying these are some names we considered for our child, but they’re all like fake names. – Yeah. – And Slut would fit right in. Slut McLaughlin. Slut McLaughlin, currently leading the tour in driving distance. But last place in accuracy. Alright, here we go. Okay. This is a good one. This one’s long. Some people, thirst, dream of sourdough bread. Okay. Then of course we got to see the sourdough bread. Others, eat it. I don’t. Just want you to know, I don’t care. Some people dream of sourdough bread. I make it, damn it. Close. I bake it. Come on, Rhett. Happen. Some people dream of sourdough bread. I bake it happen. That sucks. We’re on the same page on that one. Now, Link. Last one. He reveals a blue shirt. I was seeing if he’s going to go with it. Neal wearing his signature blue, which is actually purple, but. I don’t get this one. You previewed it yourself. You been doing that every time? I’m just going to tell you, I don’t really get it. I like purple it. Did you know that purple actually doesn’t exist? It’s a trick that your brain plays on itself to reconcile, red and blue. It’s actually kind of crazy. Look it up. It doesn’t exist. It’s a trick your brain is playing on you. Look it up! Slut. You’re such a fact slut. Alright. I’m a fact slut. Read it. Are great in bed bread. You’re great in bread. And that is what? What’s great in bread? Yeast? You’re great in. Yeast? – You’re great in bread. – You’re great in bread. When you feed your mother! You’re. Is it? I thought it was a, I thought it was a sourdough. I thought it was a sourdough slut shirt. What’s happening here? When you feed your, what do you call it when you feed the? See? It is a sourdough shirt! Starter! [BLEEP] Oh, right. Sorry, sorry, sorry. What’s wrong with you? I just I thought it said [BLEEP] I’m sorry. You’re great in bread when you feed your sourdough starter right. That’s it. I don’t get, I don’t, I don’t understand. I don’t understand. This might be an ESL thing. Bed? Is it like great in bed? Well, I know that. But what’s the? But where are we getting the last part from? When you feed your sourdough starter. You’re great in bread when you feed your sourdough starter. Maybe it’s like, when you take care of me? Like when you? I don’t know. Yeah, yeah, this one didn’t pan out. You’re great in bread when you feed your sourdough starter right. I mean, what, is there any, like, what’s the analogous saying? You’re great in bed when you feed your? This one needed to bake a little bit more. I don’t, let’s go back through our favorites here. Okay, slut. Garlic bread. Call yourself a slut. Who is you in the statement? You. You’re great in bread. You’re great in bread. But you, is a human? I just think it’s like, listen, your bread will be great if you do this right. But I’m just gonna make bread what would’ve been bed because I think that’s cute. It’s not. The garlic bread sluts will tell you all day long that’s not a good shirt. Garlic bread slut! There’s a lot to love about this. The slicing and also the whatever that is. The dotting. It’s like a comic book dotting. And then if you look at the texture of the lettering, it is garlic bread texture. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lots to love about that. Garlic bread font. It’s also red and yellow, which is a great combination that makes you hungry. This is our favorite. This is our winner for today. Yep. It’s a medium. Could we do a best slut shirt More? Because I’m looking on Amazon and there are a lot of slut shirts. Yes! Yeah, let’s do that. We’re gonna have a slut off in an upcoming GMM More. I’ll be there. We’re bringing all of our Rhett and Link Epic Rap Battles to vinyl. Join the Mythical Society as a Third Degree Quarterly or Annual member by June 30th to be eligible to receive this collectible. mythicalsociety.com