Welcome to Good Mythical More. We got some stank breath, we don’t have any warts, and we are gonna learn some gen alpha slang to get our skibidi toilets cleaned. Yep! But first, let’s look at this. I’m chewing on mine already. You break, break yours yet? We could do a game. Where you hold it for a minute. You trying to go close to the hole? What do you try to get through the hole? Squeeze? Clues. Clues through the hole. Try to get close to the hole. It’s called clues through the hole. Clues through the hole. This is better than, than the. The clues come out? Give me a clue. They are small. They are small. And they don’t listen when you tell them what to do. And they don’t listen when you tell them what to do. Kids. That’s right. Kids, first clue. Two words. Two words? Two words. Two children. Two, oh, that’s the word. Children. Two of them. Children. Two syllables is what you did. See, you got it. – Children. – That’s a fun game. Not what we’re doing today. Well, I mean, we just invented a game. In fact, I’m not even gonna do yet what we’re doing today, because I got something else. Okay, we got so much to get through today. We’re going to, try to fill in the blank from this quote from the great historical thinker, Well, what I would have said is “Dio-genes”. But it’s probably not it. It’s probably Diogenes. Diogenes. Diogenes? Diogenes? Diogene. Diogenes? “Di-o-genes.” Diogenes? “Di-o-genes”. Diogenes. “Dio-genes”. I got a new pair of “Dio-genes”. You don’t even have to wash them. “Diogoninis”. I sent my spit off to that company, “Dio-genes”, and I am not a dinosaur. Turns out, turns out, I paid $23 for that. We need to say, I need to get my dad to start pronouncing, ancient philosophers. Blank, blank, blank. Do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards. Talented young women. Yeah, that’s it. I was gonna say all the women is what I was gonna say. Oh, you were? Yeah, yeah. They don’t need talent and they don’t need to be young. I was gonna say all the women do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards. That was what I was thinking. Every women always do the greatest good. No, no, no. All the women. You can’t beat, you can’t beat me. But there’s three blanks. All the women. I fill it. I filled them all, bro. The doesn’t count as a blank, dude. Yeah, it does. It’s short. It’s short. Yes, it does count. What is it, Stevie? Dogs and philosophers. But he is a philosopher. Do the greatest good and get the, wow, that’s quite a statement. “Di-o-genes”. “Di-o-genes”? “Dio-gen-es”. Sir Albert, Sir Isaac Newton. Sir Isaac Newton, I got that too. Sir Alfred, Sir Alfred Newton. Sir Alfred Newton. They’re different. You’re good, you’re good at this game. Yeah, I’m great at getting the clues. Alright, teach us something, Stevie. Okay, well I will say, last time we did this, we did wind up educating a number of people, including ourselves, so I’m hoping that we. Rizzler. You know, yeah, it made its rounds. Cassie’s using, this slang with me to be annoying. Wow, I’m sorry. Your first word, we’re easing in, your first word is brain rot. Oh, this is just fluffy entertainment content. I’ve seen this. Oh, yeah? Yeah, this is just like, it’s when there’s nothing, you’re not learning anything, it’s just total entertainment fluff, brain rot, that’s what they call it. Well, your hint is that, when we did the last Gen Alpha thing, a lot of the TikTok comments said, Rhett and Link brain rot. We got brain rot Rhett and Link. I’ve been watching GMM for almost a decade and never thought I’d hear Link say sticking out your. Yeah. Gyat, for the Rizzler. Yeah. So, I’m wrong? But I did Sk8er Boy. Brain rot. So, that’s not it? No. You didn’t, because we were creating brain rot. You were. I mean, it’s. You’re. You’re dancing around it. It’s, it’s when your brain starts to rot from being excessively online. Oh. And it’s particularly used to refer to the type of super buzzy Gen Alpha leaning words that we’re learning, that we did learn and that we are going to learn. Oh, so the more that you incorporate these words into your vocabulary, the more your brain is rotted. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I’ve been feeling that. Okay, okay. This is mint water. It’s like a mojito without the good parts. I think you have this next one as well. It’s a moji-no. Chat. Chat? As in, chat, is this guy for real? That’s a sentence? Yeah. Chat. Chat, is this guy for real? I think it’s like, I’m putting this back to the group. Is this what, I mean like. Friend group. Friend group chat. It could apply to that. This is, this is your, what we call a text thread, but it’s actually a group chat. What’s that? Where would it originate? Like, who do you think most often uses this? Text, texters. Gangs. That’s not a, be more specific. Prison gangs. Groups of, no, no. Just groups. Oh, you said gangs. I thought you said games. Crips. Yeah, yeah. I’m, so, I’m, like, I mean, like, you know, cliques. Like, kids. Kids doing nefarious things. Like, loiterers. Loiterers. Like, you remember when we were in, in Walmart parking lot in Fuquay? That, when we were trying to hold each other accountable to not do things with our girlfriends that we shouldn’t? No, no, no. Much later i’m saying that like we were already married to our wives. Oh, okay. And That Walmart, the Super Walmart in Fuquay. So super. Big parking lot in the corner of the parking lot, I can’t believe you didn’t know this. Any Friday night, any Saturday night, large group of big trucked people. Yeah, yeah. Would line up in this whole area of the parking lot and loiter. They’ll play country music real loud, and they drink and they just let them do it. And they were just big trucks. Loiterers. That’s the kind of person that would use this is what I’m getting at. Loiterers is the type of gang. You’re so close. Be like, chat. Oh, do you think the cops are going to show up and make us move our trucks? I also like the term big trucked people. Right. It’s a politically correct term. I’m not a redneck. I’m a big trucked person. Big trucked people get all the credit. What was the quote? Do all the work and get. Well, okay the origin of a lot of the Gen Alpha slang that we learned before was coming from. Oh, gaming. Okay, from, from streamers. So, uh. They, they use it to refer to the audience. The audience. The chat section. The audience. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That totally makes sense. And so then it, it got out of that. And then, yeah, people use it to, to talk to. Cause you’re streaming and you’re like. Is this guy for real? Yeah. Oh, it says, if your mom asks you to clean up your room while you’re busy playing Minecraft, you might say chat, is she serious? Dang it. You just say it to the air? Yeah. Okay. I mean, probably. Billy has an imaginary friend named Chat. I think it’s Chad. And I don’t think he understands that it ends with a D. Is it Chat? Okay, I know for a fact you know this one. I know you know the first part of this one. The whole term is, mew streak. Oh yeah, so I know about mewing. It hasn’t worked on me. So, I grew a beard. This is when you push your tongue to the top of your mouth in order to. Named after a Dr. Mew. You’re strengthening these muscles down here like. It’s doing lots of things. See how my goozle’s pushing up? It’s not just that, it’s also like, it’s making your mouth bigger and stuff, I don’t know. Mew streak? How many days in a row have you done your thing. Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, it’s any period of time. I guess that the, that guy, John Mew, had his, dental license stripped away. And then there’s like some potential medical risk. Was it stuck to his body? Associated with this trend. I guess you could. What could you do? Pop a vein or something? I mean, I don’t know. I just think it probably doesn’t. Like, it’s a lot of work for not a lot of results. Pop a vein and swallow your own tongue. I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy, Stevie. It says, mew streak is when you don’t want to break your streak of mewing. You’re staying quiet because you’re on a streak of mewing. You don’t want to answer anyone who speaks to you. Oh! Oh, oh, so. It’s like when I gargle here at the studio and people start talking to me. Like I ran into a. Gargle streak, we call it. I think it was Davin. Oh, I ran into Chase in the bathroom this morning. Yeah. And, you were talking to me and I was gargling, but you didn’t know it until I spit. I assume. Hold on, you gargle without making noise? Well, yeah. You talking about swishing or gargling? Gargling. Gargle is a specific thing. Mouth open, happening. Well, maybe I was swishing. I was pre-gargling. Oh, I’m so sorry. KG, you were gonna come in and demonstrate mewing. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, let’s see this. I’d love to see it. And Chase, did you know that I was gargling? No, I was focused on my beard care routines. Yeah, right. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Oh yeah, you missed, you interrupted my part about teachers, when teachers call on middle schoolers. Oh, I know about this. I’ve seen the teachers complaining about, they’re in the middle of a mew streak Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I just, backhand them. So, this is a subset of the larger looksmaxxing, looksmaxxing trend? I know about that. I’ve got teen boys or one teen still. Are we still mewing? Looksmaxxing is a broader umbrella term that includes mewing. And it’s like doing all this, all this stuff and try to maximize. Oh, like, like stand up and cross your legs. Like when you’re like, like you don’t, don’t take a photo like this. Take a photo like this. I’ve seen that. I don’t know about that, but I think looksmaxxing is you’re literally trying to change things about your body. Like, permanently. Oh, okay. Gotcha. All right. But, I don’t know, maybe that did count. I don’t know, it was cool. That’s why Link’s been posing like that. You have been crossing your legs quite a bit in photos. Mog. Oh, oh, oh, I know about this. Spell it. M-A-U-G? M-O-G. Stop mogging. This is a gaming term. Mog. Right? Stop mogging. The example is Rhett, stop mogging Link. Mog. Stop mogging Link. Is that when I like, put all my weight on top of him and say, I’m dead? We invented that. We invented that. That hadn’t caught on yet. I don’t know what I would do if I was a teacher and some of my kids were, doing a mew streak when I talk to them. Like I saw this woman, this teacher on TikTok, and she was like, I’m quitting teaching because of it. Because of mew streak? Yeah, because she was like, they just don’t listen. They’re all doing this bull. And she was like, I’m stopping. And I was like, that just seems weird, but. Mewing is the death of teaching? I don’t know. I don’t know what I would do. How do you get the kid’s respect and keep it? You know, you gotta be like a little bit, yeah, well, Chase has actually gotta, he’s cracking whips what he was doing in the background. You gotta be a mog lord. Mog lord? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta be a mog lord. I’m a mog lord. So, that’s our answer. Mog. We don’t know what it means though. Mog. I can’t even think. Dominating. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, mog is the act of being so big and muscly that you make someone look small in comparison to you. Oh, yeah. And it says, unfortunately, this word has ties to the incel community, which, let’s be honest, I think maybe a lot of these do. But it’s reached popular vernacular amongst kids. Okay, you mog someone. See, the longer you go, the bigger your hole gets and it makes it easier to play the game. Yeah, that’s right. Lemme try again. Yep. Wow. How did your hole get so big? That’s what happens? Have you been tonguing the middle of the hole? To make it bigger? Or is that just natural sucking has made it that bigger? The natural sucking. They’re small. They’re small. They’re small. They don’t listen to you when you tell them what to do. Yeah, you might as well just be doing regular talking at this point. Yeah, right, see? See, the game gets easier as you go. Which makes it a great game. It almost looks like you have a ring. No, it looks like you have two teeth, small teeth that touch. I have two small teeth that touch. He’s got a U tooth. Welcome to U tooth. They’re small and they don’t listen to what you say. Yep. Kids. Children. Children. Two syllables. Children. Stevie, we’re still here. Glazing. Glazing. Glazing. This is like a morning after thing, isn’t it? Yeah. We had a friend’s dad talk, talk to us about this. One time he did. Don’t you remember? I mean, it was, it was our good friend’s dad and he was talking about, he was, he was, he was one of the dads that would start talking a little bit about like what I used to do. Yeah. And he was like, yeah, if you do it right, you’ll wake up the next morning with a glaze on your face like you’ve been eating donuts. Don’t you remember that? But what? What? But when you talk about, you threw me when you said the morning after. – Cause that’s. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a, that’s a pill. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I wasn’t talking about that one. I was just saying the morning after, and you do this. You look like you’ve been eating donuts. That’s what he was saying. It was pretty off color. Oh. Now that I’m saying it again. I understand. That’s not my guess. Yeah. Glazing. May he rest in peace. It does involve a coat of something. He died a couple weeks ago. Does it literally involve a coat of something? Like coating something? I mean, in a, in a metaphorical way. Covering something. In a metaphorical way? With something translucent. No, not, not like physically. This is when you are, so you’re, you’re doing something and you’re trying to obscure it a little bit. I think you’re painting someone in a negative light. Yeah, it’s like, how was last night? I mean, it was okay. It was like pretty good, but it was really bad. Man, you’re glazing. You’re glazing, you sucked last night. It sucked. Kind of the opposite of that. You’re making it out to be too good. – Yeah. – You’re over selling it. Glaze on that, man. You’re, yeah. Glazing is a term you used to describe overhyping someone in a way that’s unjustified and kind of cringe. Oh, you totally glazed this loitering thing in the Walmart parking lot. Yeah. You said big trucked people. You’re, is it? I was expecting big trucks. Would it be like, man, I went to that Walmart parking lot and you were straight up glazing. You glazed me. I like this one. Yeah, I’m gonna use this one for sure. You glazing, homie. Skill issue. As in, Link’s got a skill issue. This is like user error. Skill issue. I think it’s just what it sounds like. Is this a gamer term too? Seems like it would be. Yes. I think so, yeah. But it’s, all of these have, like, you know, worked their way into everyday conversation between. The origin of the term is if, like, you’re putting together a COD team. That’s for Call of Duty. And, you’re like, well, let’s invite Mark, and you’re like, Mark’s got a skill issue. He’s got a skill issue. He’s got a real skill issue. He’s gonna be a weak link. No glaze. And then that got just turned into anything about somebody that you don’t like. It’s pretty straight forward. It’s meant to insult someone and call them incompetent. Yeah, okay. Like they didn’t accomplish something. Yeah, I don’t like this one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then finally, is this one that new? Blud, B-L-U-D. Friend. Yeah, yeah. – Exactly. – You knew this one? Or you just guessed? No, I know. Of course I know this one. Yeah. Blud? Yeah. What up, blud? You’re my friend. It seems like you’d be a relative. But, alas, here we are, talking into the air. Blood’s thicker than water, man. Glaze. I am definitely gonna use glaze, though. Cause I’m gonna, I’m gonna be like, building something up. I’m not glazing, bro. I’m gonna be very positive. I’ll be like, no glaze. You’ll be like, no glaze. No glaze. No glaze. I like that one. That was the best smash burger I ever had. Oh my goodness. No glaze. No glaze. Download the Mythical Society app to play our free daily GMM trivia game, Think It and Sink It, today.