Welcome to Good Mythical More. Let’s play a friendly game of horse with, you know, finally I’ve got some real basketball competition for me. That’s right. But first, let’s file this list. Things you can find on a beach. Link eating corn. Umbrellas. Seals. Sand. Crabs. Shells. People. Dampness. Chairs. Water. Umbrellas? Did you already say that? Yep. Okay, I lose. Let’s play horse! Come on, Vee! I’m coming. Oh, she’s bringing her own chair. Okay. Wait, am I sitting in the middle? I mean, we’re gonna be moving around. We’re gonna be moving around. Okay, okay. But first, but first. Your head’s in the way. Before you start shooting and showing off, okay. I wasn’t gonna. Let’s get the story. Okay. Where did you play basketball? What position did you play? I also got this. So, I played. Banana pudding, we put this on our. I want that. Okay. Put this on our bike. I played basketball from 8 all the way to 22. Okay. I played basketball at an art school. It was called Academy of Art and it’s in San Francisco. Okay. Alright. And what was your specialty? Getting injured. You know, that’s not off. No. That’s actually true. Everybody did that. I tore my ACL three times. Oh! – And. – That probably won’t happen today. I was a shooting guard. Okay, shooting guard. Emphasis on shooting. Okay, all right. How many points did you score in your last game, Vi? Tell them. 26. In my senior night game after two surgeries coming back through that last season. 26 points on senior night? And I had, it was my last good game and my whole family was there. Okay, how often do you still pick up a regular sized ball, and shoot? It’s been a couple weeks. I only shoot. – A couple weeks? – Weeks? It’s been a couple weeks. I only shoot now. I don’t actually play because, you know, I don’t trust everybody. They might hurt me. Okay. What if I get hurt, you know, busting some ass. You have a career to think about. Yeah, I do. Yeah. I gotta feed you guys. All right, are we gonna? Are all the shots from seated? They’re from here, right? No, it’s wherever we want it to be. This is totally a dad thing, right? Hey! Yep, it is now. You’re doing it so terrible. You’re supposed to bounce it off your forearms. Oh, I scratched you. You’re supposed to bounce it off your forearms. Like, you’re supposed to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there’s that. Hey! Yeah, there’s that. So, I feel like we should clear the chairs out. Is that gonna be a problem? Clear the chairs out. Come on. Oh, we’re standing. What’s happening? We’re standing. This is horse. Okay, okay. I’m already sweating. Is this like Pete Maravich horse where it’s just like, through the leg and like that? Like, is it, what kind of? Or are we doing like? Or is it just, let’s just start simple. Let’s just start simple. Should we do one simple shot? Just so, because Link might be rusty. I don’t know. Oh, I’ll tell you who’s rusty. I should go first. Okay, Link goes first. No, y’all go first, I don’t care. I don’t care, I don’t care enough to really have an opinion. No, Link goes first. You go first, you’re the closest. Alright, well I’m gonna do a, I’m gonna do a, the, the, here, let me put this out. Okay. Alright, fine. I’m participating in a sport. Yeah, yeah, yeah, get your, get your sea legs. This is called take a knee and hook it. Take a knee. Okay, we’re starting complicated. So, taking a knee. You’re up like this. Watch out, cause my hand’s gonna come right here. – Oh, okay. – Okay. Take a knee and hook it. Wow, that was amazing. You don’t have to do that one. Now you can do whatever you want, unless you want me to go. I can do whatever? You don’t think she knows the rules of horse? No, I’m just saying, I might be going second. I’m gonna try something I haven’t tried before. How this works. Oh, that didn’t work. Let’s start easy. I’m just gonna try to make a shot. Yeah. Shoot your shot! That’s pretty close. Alright, my turn. Here you go. Alright. Let me get the things right back to you. Yeah, get it back. What if I’m just seated here? Cross legged. With legs crossed. Made it. Made it. Didn’t call a bank. You didn’t. So does it count or what? Yeah, it counts. Yeah. Okay. I gotta make sure. It counts, but you don’t have to bank. It counts. It counts. You just don’t have to bank. Right here. I have to make it right here. Bank. Bank is the bank is the. With my legs crossed? Other leg. Oh, sorry. Does it matter? Okay. Okay. Jesus Christ. Oh gosh. Okay. Alright. She made it. Okay. So right leg over, left leg like this? Nope. It’s left leg over right leg? Hold on. What did you do? Right leg over left leg. You can’t do that. I thought I was just putting it back. Right leg over left leg. That’s what I asked. Now, if you both make this, I get an H. Yeah, you do. Oh, you wanna play that kind of rules? We can play pig. That’s the way my dad plays. Oh, yeah. It’s mean to play that way. That’s good. That’s the best way to play. Yeah! There’s a pig. P. It’s P? – No, we’ll go with. – You got an H, Link! Let’s go with pig. Okay. Because I feel like this could go on forever. Okay, Link got an H. We’re playing pig. No farewell shot. It’s a P. – Okay. – Okay. So now. Is it my turn? No, it’s Link’s turn again. Oh, is it Link’s turn again? Okay, yeah, yeah. I got excited. All right, Pete Maravich, do something. Maybe, maybe it’s a granny? Granny. Oh, I like granny. Yeah, that’s good. Yeah, yeah. I don’t want to get hit either, though. Missed it, missed it. Alright. Free for y’all. I’m gonna try from here. Oh God, this sinks in. Okay. Snap! Vee, come on, 26 points! Did you see that wrist action? Oh, gosh. It’s so far away! It’s so little, how did you do that? I don’t know. All right, so you gotta, you got a P, too. I got a P. And so now it’s my go, right? Yeah, you gotta go. Okay, how you guys feeling about sky dunk? Dunk? No dunks. Well. No dunks, man. Yeah, hike it in there. Oh, no. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, that’s good. Go easy, though. Oh no. Go easy. He might. Yes! Yes! Did you see that? Yes! Give that girl a P! Bend over, Vee! Give her a P! Give her a P! I feel weird just like, mooning everybody. Well, your pants are gonna stay up. Yeah, yeah. Give her a P. Am I in the right spot? Yeah, that’s good enough. I can’t even see! I think you’re too close. I mean, how did you make that? Hey, that’s your shot, man. Between the legs is your shot. Okay, we’ve all got a P. You would give me a BS. Okay, guys, this is gonna get crazy. Yeah, I’m getting competitive with it. I’m going off of the beam. Going off of the beam. We all have a P. Somebody can do that, I believe. The Globetrotters. I believe. So now, you go with your offhand. Your offhand? Okay. And it’s, it’s no look. Which way are you looking? You said no look, you’re looking at it. – I’m gonna look this way. – Okay. I’m looking, and then I’m gonna look away. He’s aiming, he’s looking away. Okay, alright, okay. Vee, you’re up. Okay, okay. I want, which one did I make the basket with? Yeah, that’s what it was. It was the specific ball. Shoot. I’m trying to think. Okay, we’ll go a, we’ll go a hook from here. Okay, hook shot, hook shot, hook shot. Oh, made it. Dang. We got some successful people. I’m getting lucky today. I got an I. I. Guys, I called my dad before this and I told him I was gonna play you guys, and he said don’t embarrass him. So this is. Oh, you’re not, you’re not, you’re not embarrassing. Alright, so I’m gonna go off of. This is for you, Byron. I’m gonna bank it off the wall, Byron. Go beam, don’t go plank. Yeah, I’m going beam. You’re gonna break the glass. I hope you break the glass. I’m going off the beam here. Well, okay. But if you wanna try that. Okay. Go ahead and try that. I’m allowed to bounce it off the wall? No, use the, go for the. There are no rules. Okay. There are no rules. I’m gonna do something fun. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Let me do it again. Let me do it again. This isn’t a dunk contest. It was gonna be. I’m nervous now. It’s hard to hit that beam. I wasn’t trying to. I was trying to just make it. Okay, well, she made it. That’s what I have to do. I mean, this is really. Link, you can do it, and if you get it, she gets another letter. Yes. Okay, here we go. Don’t screw this up, Neal. Yeah! I went too hard. I went too hard. What do you have now, I? I. I’ve got I, and you’ve only got P. Yeah, I’ve only got P. Oh, and you’re up again. Dang! She’s about to beat us, Link! She’s about to beat us! She’s tired. Look how tired she is. Now she’s doing the Lionel and just laying down. Okay, hold on. Look how tired she is. Oh, no! Okay. That was terrible. I really wanted to make that one. Okay, let me, let me see what I can. Is it your turn? Is it my turn? It’s my turn. Yeah. Don’t go from over there. I wanna go behind. There’s no coverage. Okay, there’s no coverage. This game’s gonna take forever. Production. Okay, I got one. Can you see me over here? You gotta be on the phone. Okay. That’s a good one. You gotta be on the mom phone, okay? Like, you have to keep the phone in the mom position. Like this? You have to say something to her. Oh, dang it! Sorry, Mom. Okay, I did like that. That was nice, huh? I think it’s my go, right? Yeah, your go, your go. I’m out here sweating. You should try it. I’m out here sweating. I’m just gonna. Oh, you’re going, well, you’re going left arm, huh? Left. It’s more, when you go right, that’s what makes it hard. Because you’ve got the right hand collapsing in So. No, it’s hard enough. Okay. Alright. But you have to say the line. Okay. Okay. What’s the line? Hey, Mom. I’m playing pig Aren’t you proud? Hey mom, I’m playing pig aren’t you proud? I’m gonna reattach the net. I got to find. Wait. Where in the world? The net came off? I mean it’s it’s popping off a little bit. Yeah, okay Okay. Set people don’t be mad at me for trying this. Oh, what about this? You want me to spin you around in the chair and then you shoot? No. Oh, that could be good. No. What are you doing? That was close. That was a good idea. This is called file foot. Foot, no, it’s called foot files. That’s, that’s not safe. It’s called foot files. Your ankle. Your poor ankle. Why isn’t it going in? I think you gotta really go for the bank. The bank. We all suck now. I am, that’s the problem. Alright. So I’m gonna, I’m gonna bounce it off the floor. Okay. You took my idea. Is that the sound the ball makes? That was a swish waiting to happen. So I have I. What do you have? I. I have a P. Yeah. Okay. Okay, Vee, you’re up again. Okay. Okay. Let me think. Okay, we’ll do the spin one. I like that idea. Okay, all right. Okay, how many spins? Two. Two spins. Yeah. Are you spinning me? One. Two. Shoot. Oh God! It was harder. – Okay. – Yeah, no, that was tough. You want me to try that? You can try. Okay. One. Two, spin. I mean shoot. Now, let me try it. One. She’s running around. Two. It’s hard, it’s hard, it’s hard. And may be boring. Okay, you might need to get back to your hike. Okay, Vee, you’re up again. Okay. I’m gonna sit, I’m gonna sit over here. I’m gonna do something easy. Just a nice, seated, regular shot. Oh, my gosh, I’m so close. No arch on that. I know. Okay, since we’re having so much trouble. Yeah. I’m just gonna basically do a free throw. Shaq. And I’m gonna try to do the bank. We can’t even do simple things. Alright, I gotta go back to my. No! We need a Nerf ball. I gotta put y’all out of your misery. We need a ball like half this size. You’re gonna hit your own face. You know, you can fit two basketballs in a basketball hoop. A lot of people don’t know that. It’s the first thing they show you at basketball camp. When they bring you out, they’re like, the basketball inches, the basketball is eight, the basketball goal is 18 inches, and each ball is nine inches, and they put both of them in at the same time. And it makes you feel confident. Let me show you a little something. Okay. That is not the case with this goal. Guys, come on. That’s crazy. That’s why this is taking forever. That kinda looks like a character. Yeah, it does. Okay. Stay right there. You wanna bounce it off my knee? I was gonna bounce it off your shoulder. No, don’t do that. Why not? Oh, your shoulder’s messed up. Yeah, he’s got a weak one. Oh, never mind. He’s got a bad shoulder. I can hold a ball here and you can bounce it off the ball. That’d be really hard. That’s crazy. That’s not gonna work. That’s not gonna work. Just try it. Okay. That was so ignorant. That’s your shot! That’s crazy! Wait, no, I could have caught it and still made it. We’ll give her another one. Link, you wanna hold this up? No, I’ll give her another one, but you can do that. Wait, no, look, hear me out. We try that again. I’m not gonna move anything. We try that again, but I catch it, and then I shoot it after. Okay. Okay, ready? Okay, hey, this is, this is how, okay, listen, I’m gonna make this, okay? Right. And then, if you make it, she has an I too, okay? – Yeah, I do. – Yeah, we. Okay? That doesn’t count! Yes, it does! Yes it does. Yes, it does! I caught, I bounced it, caught it, and then jumped in there! It bounced first. Okay, I’ll sit here. Oh, hold on, you have to catch it off of the basketball? That was the rule? Yeah, you bounce it off, you catch it, and then you slam it. Oh, I didn’t understand that. I thought you let it bounce. I can do anything I want. All right, I’m doing, beg for this to be over, is what I call this one. Okay. I’m just on my knees, right here on this line. Okay. Oh God, thank you. Alright, so. That’s what it’s really called. Get down here. Oh God, thank you. – Beg for this to be over. – Me? Fine. Alright. You about to put me out of it. Am I out of it? This game’s never gonna be over. Oh yeah, cause you were G. If you, if you, if that was a miss, that was a G. Yeah, yeah, you were, she’s. Okay, so. So he lost? She’s already out of it. So he made your shot though. What? I just made your shot. Which means you get the letter. You have the letter. I get a G, but I shouldn’t go out like that. I don’t think you can go out that way. Shoot it again, Link. So now me and you just go? Right. Okay. Do I have to make it again or make something different? Anything, a new thing. I don’t think that’s how it works when there’s two people. New thing. I don’t understand what you just said. Now, now, you hold this. What? These aren’t rules. Hold this up. What games do you play? Like that right there. What? Angled. Okay. There’s no way you’re gonna do that. What do you call this? Shoot the, shoot the hole? Good one. I think you should call it help! Help. S.O.S. Alright, Vee. Vee, put me out of my misery. I believe in you. Okay, I’m gonna. Don’t let Link win this game. You seem to be bad at simple things. So I’m gonna just stay right here. What? What? What? What? I did not even hear you. All right. All right. You’re my manager, Rhett. What do I do? How do I, how do I put her out of her misery? I think you go back to the hike. Well. The hike? I’ve already failed at what I succeeded at. I think you just do a free throw off the backboard. I think. Don’t get cute with it. I think I’m gonna go, what about a, what about one of these? I can’t do that. Oh, that feels. Oh, what about the dad thing that you taught me? That’s what I’m gonna do. Get closer. Get closer. That’s so crazy. Yep. See, I was too close! Well, I didn’t know you were gonna do it so hard. Vee, it’s yours to lose. This is why horse has never really taken off as a spectator sport. Yeah. All right, here we go. Straighten that up for me. Under the leg. Okay. Under the leg and through the woods. Yeah, that way. That way. Yeah. Why are we so bad? The ball’s too big. Maybe. The ball’s too big, Vee. – The ball’s too big. – Maybe. She’s getting close to it. I like that. Oh, you didn’t call a swish though. I don’t have to. Was that your offhand? – That was her offhand. – That was my left hand. That was left hand. Left hand, don’t, hey, don’t screw this up. Come on, come on, come on. All right. That’s it. Vee has won! Took me long enough. Just thought it would be better if she won. Thank you. This is for you, Byron. A GMM logo of many colors. Get the new GMM Patchwork tee or sticker now at mythical.com