Welcome to Good Mythical More. We asked you to share your biggest flex with us. And you did it. So we’re going to analyze biggest flexes from Mythical Beasts. Yes. Well, we’re going to see a big flex right now from Cassie, The Basic Witch. Who flexed with that hashtag merchicality out in the wild. Yes. We found you Cassie. And you know what we’re going to do? We’re going to give you a hundred dollars to the mythical.com store. Yes. That Good Mythical Morning shirt is a – popular, popular choice. – Popular choice. It’s one of my favorites. It’s cool. It’s cool. We get a good response, Stevie? What? Did we get a good response to the, to our? Oh yeah, we got a lot of nice little prompts. We also specified, like, it says, did you win the Danimals sweepstakes? Have you met Princess Diana? Did you win a Pulitzer Prize? Danimals sweepstakes? Yeah, we went wide with our prompts, so we got some choice responses. By the way, that pineapple is called a pinkglow pineapple. And it’s supposed to be less sour and sweeter. Let’s taste it. I did. Can you slice it for us? Alright, let’s see the first flex. When I was in high school, McDonald’s tweeted a bouquet of nuggets for Valentine’s Day, and I said, I want one so bad! And so they sent me one! At JakeMichael1016. So, Jake’s Valentine was Ronald? Is that basically what this is? Basically. His Valentine date was what? – Ronald! – Ronald! His valentine. Oh, I thought you said robbed. Robbed. Robbed. Robbed. Ronald McDonald. Yeah. Is the mascot. Okay. So it’s a grapefruit inside of a pineapple. Oh, is that too pink for my teeth? That actually makes it my. They told me to rinse when in doubt. It still tastes like a pineapple. But, maybe it is better. It still white? Got it. Still white. And that’s how, that’s what you have to do to show us. Look, they’re as white as your shirt. Is that your Fire Marshall Bill impersonation? That’s white as your shirt. What did, that’s not what he said. What did he say? Something like that. What did he do? What did he do? Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey. Famous actor. I don’t think I’d like a bouquet of McDonald’s nuggets. Yep. Back on task. Thank you, Stevie. I would like it. I love McDonald’s nuggets, but the act of bouquet-ifying them, and then, like, sending them, whatever that involves. They’re real good fresh. Yeah. Yeah. But not bouqueted. You gotta eat them immediately. Yeah. Yeah. This is not a Shari’s Berries situation. Yeah. That’s right. Alright, so, this is a pretty cool flex though, Jake. You had, a proof positive interaction with McDonald’s that is, and the proof positive is the bouquet. Right. Because tweets, are a dime a dozen. But when they mail you something, that’s pretty good. I mean, can I just tweet at McDonald’s? I want something so bad, and they send it to me? No, you can’t, because you can’t get into your Twitter. No, I can’t. So, how are we rating these flexes? I would say. I’m gonna give it three hearts. Weak. Well, weak flex. Strong flex. Bodybuilder. – I think you’re liking. – This is a moderate flex. Yeah. This is a moderate flex. Yeah, it might be dad bod. I’m not gonna tell anyone else about this, Jake. Like. If you were Jake, would you tell people on a daily, weekly, monthly, or annual basis? I would tell people when and only when I was eating McNuggets. Okay, yeah. So, that’s a pretty weak flex. You just hang out in the McDonald’s all day. Yeah, just trying to bring it up. Wouldn’t these be great in a bouquet arrangement? You can, when someone, if you see a stranger throw away a nugget, you can, that’s, that’s an occasion. Oh yeah, don’t do that. See that man throwing away that nugget? Let me tell you a little something about me. You know, you gotta be ready. Have you ever thrown away a nugget? That would be an impossibility. I used to get the 20 piece. And throw one away? No. I was just trying to create a scenario in which it might be believable. Yeah, Rhett McLaughlin always gets the 20 piece, but he never only eats 19. I’ve gotten the 20 piece and the 10 piece. Oh, I know he has. I’ve been there. But not recently, not in the past 15 years. In my 20s, I would 30 piece it. I’ve been watching those. Do the videos pop up in your FYC? FYP, FYC. For your consideration. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, big tall men and what they eat in a day. I’m like, yeah, I’ll watch that. Sure, I’ll watch them go to the all you can eat sushi. Yeah, I’ll watch that. I will watch the whole 60 seconds of. I gotta get back on TikTok. Oh, I forgot you were off TikTok. Does it show? Yeah, sometimes, sometimes it’s like, what my tall husband eats in a day. And like, sometimes it’s like, my 18 year old brother, he can eat a lot. Here’s what he eats. He eats a carton of ice cream in the morning. And I’m like, yeah, girl, I will watch this. Tell me. What are you watching? Her saying it? No, no, no. It’s a documentation. So it’s like, this 7 foot tall man walks into this sushi restaurant. He’s like, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah. And then he’s like it’s like all you can eat and he like literally like oh and this one that I saw he meets the restaurant owner and you could just see on the restaurant owner’s face like oh no Losing money on this one. Yeah, and then he just eats the entire restaurant and I watch him eat all of it. It’s great. Yeah, we’re capable of big things. A lot of people don’t know that. Okay, another flex. In 2013, I was a student at NC State! And I stormed the court in my wheelchair after NC State beat number one Duke in basketball. I got knocked out of my wheelchair and one of the players rescued me. I received worldwide coverage about the incident and I was on ESPN, Today Show, etc. Not only, not only do I remember when this happened, 11 years ago. But we met Will! at the Good Mythical Tour in Raleigh and got a picture with him at the meet and greet. Yep. Yep. It’s interesting that’s not Will’s flex. Exactly. Hey Will, you also met us. Yeah. We didn’t knock you over at all. I remember watching this. I remember them talking about it on ESPN. It went everywhere. And, so when he mentioned it. It was a motorized wheelchair. I don’t remember that detail, but the one he Well, that was the one he was on. I assumed he was on the same one. Which was pretty impressive. I don’t know. I don’t remember. It seemed hard to tip. It’s been 11 years. That’s true. But yeah. – Do you think all the. – That’s a good flex. Mythical Beasts at the Raleigh tour stop were NC’s, like, Wolfpack fans? Cause when I called you tar heels as the diss, the boos were really prominent. We don’t accept, tar heel fans. So. I mean, that’s what it sounded like to me, but that can’t be. No, it’s not true. So, it’s just that NC State fans are loud. I think the Wolf Packers were really, really loud and proud. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You also booed into your mic. I did. Boo, boo, boo. Yeah, right into the mic. Boo, boo, boo, boo. Right over into the side. Boo, boo. Now, let me tell you a little something. Tell us. This is a, this is not a moderate flex. I think this is a, this got news coverage. If you were just on the Today Show. The Today Show, ESPN, Good Mythical Morning now. And we beat number. Wait, you’re ranking. So, okay, so do your ranking. Today Show, ESPN, Good Mythical Morning. Yeah, right. Agreed. Agreed with that. Danimals sweepstakes. This has beaten the number one team in the nation. I mean, this is a strong flex. This is a strong flex. I feel like Will can mention this at any times. I mean, he mentioned it to us and we were just flabbergasted. He can mention it at any time. This is the best so far. He does not need an invitation, he can just say this. Between the nugget bouquet and this, yeah. This is better. Okay, here’s another one. I won Disney.com’s You Rock the Summer sweepstakes. Hold on now! And Disney flew me out to LA where I got a private concert by the Jonas Brothers, got to meet them, and they sang Happy Birthday to me. My life peaked in 2008. And there’s a video! Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Faith. I’m glad I did see that. Tell me you didn’t, tell me you didn’t think about what face you were going to make before the Jonas Brothers sang happy birthday to you without telling me you didn’t know what face you were going to make when the Jonas Brothers sang happy birthday to you. This is from at azaholmesy. I don’t know which person they are in that video. I think, I think this is not on Paige, but this is on the Jonas Brothers. They should have not been so weird about it. Yeah, it was that hat. It was that hat that Joe was wearing. – I mean. – It was the real problem. It didn’t sound great either. I mean, come on, Jonas. Well, they didn’t know, they didn’t know it would be being talked about this many years later on the internet. This is a pretty big deal. Is Paige re-peaking now that we’re talking about this? I think you might be giving us too much credit. Well, somebody’s got to. Before I saw the video, I was pretty impressed. You Rock the Summer sweepstakes. Private concert. I mean, that is just, it’s just a recipe for awkwardity. Yeah. It really is. I mean, you had to see that coming a mile away. It wasn’t going to feel good. But, it’s a memory. Like, I gotta say, I bet you four out of the seven days of the week, this is the first thing she thinks about when she wakes up. 2008? I just think, I just think it’s one of those things that sticks with you. You know what I mean? First thing, it’s like. Definitely every time she has a birthday. On her birthday. Anytime somebody sings to her. Yeah. She’s like, could be the Jonas Brothers. Yeah. I think this is a once a year, not twice a week thing. I could be with my friend right now on a stool. This is a decent flex. This is decent. Winning a sweepstakes requires very little effort. Okay. So, you flexing that you won something that was random. Oh, I didn’t even think about that, Link. That’s hard. That’s harsh. I mean, so it’s not like a personal flex. It’s more like, can you believe this happened to me? It’s not, can you believe I did this? So, I don’t know. I still think it’s a moderate flex. It’s a moderate flex, Paige. We’ll give it to you. Happy birthday, by the way. Moderate flex. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Paige. Happy birthday to you. They were all at three different keys. Did I just mishear it? I was just singing their version. Oh, okay. Next! Kacey Musgraves put me on the guest list for her most recent SNL appearance because I was her first fan or her number one OG as she said. What? This is from at JennTheHenn77. This is cool. How are you her first fan? What does that say? How is that possible? Like. Thanks for the lovely fan mail. It’s like a physical piece of fan mail. From, does it have a date on it? That lower right? 2012. That’s cool. Super jealous of this. Would love to meet Miss Musgraves. Oh no, it says January 2013. – Well first of all. – That’s pretty cool. Going to SNL. It makes me feel good. That is a cool, that’s a cool little thing. That someone who is Kacey Musgrave’s number one fan. is like, responding to Mythical prompts. Yeah, that’s nice. As you’re like, Venn diagramming your fan base, you’re like, oh, okay, that’s cool. You know, you’re our number one fan too, and I want to invite you to come see us when we’re on SNL. If that ever happens. But it’s not Saturday Night Live, it’s Southern New Orleans. It’s stinky. Stinky. Stinky night. Stinky Night in LA. And, it’s pretty much just we’re gonna go around taco trucks until one of us craps our pants. But we’re live streaming it! You’re invited, Jenn. That’s a strong flex. Strong flex. Will Smith paid for my wedding. Well, the production of Gemini Man did. We beat them to the beach permit on Tybee Island, Georgia to reserve it for our ceremony. They asked us if they could use it for the day, if they covered all of our costs and stopped filming during the ceremony. At cbuscher5. So the, see, I like how Cody made this a brag. He said, I beat them to the beach permit. Like there was a race to see who could get Tybee Island, Georgia reserved. So the, formulation of this flex is correct, Cody. I’m giving you points for that. And also just to basically say Will Smith paid for my wedding. That’s a big flex. Biggest flex so far. Marketing, marketing angle on that is great. That was probably such a relief. Like you know how expensive weddings are and then somebody’s just like, we’ll get it? There’s that whole TV show that is about. Can I get Will Smith to pay for my wedding? Yeah. Not anymore. It’s about, mortgage or Mortgage or Marriage, I think it’s called. Which is just a crazy question to me. People are going into debt to get married, yeah. So, it’s either pay for, somebody will, the show will pay for your wedding or your mortgage. No, the show helps you decide whether or not you want to take your money and pay for your wedding or pay for the down payment on your mortgage. So there’s like a real estate person and there’s a wedding planning person. And they almost always choose the wedding. Choose the experience, Stevie. – This is a strong. – Strongest so far. I mean, if Will Smith was there or he actually married you. I wonder if he sang happy birthday to them. I don’t know, but we could, we could beat them to it. All right, cut this open. Let’s see what’s in this. Cause I felt sure I’ve had this before. Now you thought it was a kumquat. Is that what you said? It’s close. It’s a loquat and the seeds are, poisonous. Actually, try another one. Yeah. So, take the bottom and the top off, like cut the little bottom and top off of another one. Okay. You know what I just realized? I have one of these in my yard. A loquat. Your sure it’s not a kumquat? No, it’s this. And then. I have an exotic tree in my yard. Slice up to the seed, basically, and then you’re gonna peel the skin off of it and take the seed out and then eat the rest of. You don’t want to chop the seed in half. That exposes us. – And then you. -Give me that. You pop that seed out and then you’ve got this. And take the skin off too. Skin’s bad? Maybe I have a kumquat, honestly. Actually, you can eat the skin, but that looks prettier. You got one of these in your yard? I have, because a kumquat has a thicker skin, right? Yeah, and actually, the name for loquat comes from a Cantonese word that means black orange, but it originally referred to unripened kumquats, and then the name was mistakenly applied to the loquat and it just kept on. Yeah, I got this in my yard. You eat them all day, every day? I don’t eat them at all. That’s why I didn’t get it right in the show. Who eats them? The rats? People who walk their dogs. What does it taste like? Parrots. It tastes like carrots? No, parrots. We have parrots flying around. It tastes like. It’s an exotic locale. It’s a little pear-y. Crows. Crows eat these things like crazy. Well, now that you’ve tasted it, would you eat it again? Yes, definitely. It’s very mild. It’s. You could just be eating these and nothing else. Yeah. Getting my vitamin C. You’re really missing an opportunity. You’re just letting the crows eat them. Give me a really good flex, Stevie. I don’t really understand this, but I think it’s a good one. I ring the bell for at AEW. Matches don’t start or end without me. From at Brooklyn. So this must be a wrestling federation? Okay. Can you click on it? Carney, please. Yeah, it’s the, like, it’s the newer kind of cool one competition to WWE. Matches don’t start or end without me. – So. – That’s a flex right there. So, Brook the Crook is ringing the bell. I mean, is it like a, are there multiple matches or is it, is it like? I don’t think we need to know. Tell us more though. AEW. Can you bring up just an example of a wrestler, a wrestler in the AEW and we will tell you how good of a flex this is. Yeah, that’s a good point. Just a random one? You want a name? Like an impressive one that will make us think that this is something that. A popular AEW wrestler. Who should be talked about far and wide. Okay. This is hard to do. I think this is a good flex because. Oh, you know who’s an AEW? A lot of people are flexing, and she’s flexing the bell. She doesn’t go by Sasha Banks anymore, but she was on the show. Remember we had Sasha Banks on the show? Oh, yeah! She’s over there now. She, Mercedes Moné is her name now, but. Okay, alright. Okay, so this is a big deal. Alright, friend of the show, gotta have it. This is a big deal. Alright. Hey, don’t hesitate to flex if you got it. Is it a button, or is it an actual little hammer on a bell? Is that? The latter. It is a little hammer? Okay, this is the best flex. 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