GMMore 2645: Guess What I’m Thinking

Welcome to Good Mythical More! Because what you had wasn’t enough. We are gonna play a game where we’re trying to read each other’s minds by, well, it’s a game that’s going around where you guess, I have a number. A number, I have a word. Yeah. You say a word and then I say on a scale of 1 to 100 how close it is to the word. That’s the only clue you get to then ask another guess. Zeroing in on it. Well, you’re not zeroing in, you’re 100ing in. Yeah, yeah. 100, if I give you 100, that means you got it. I’m very excited about this. We might as well do a freeze frame. Maybe a little motion blur on that one. All right, I’ll go first. We can go back and forth. We have never played this game before. Just so you know, what you’re about to witness. Could be ugly. We are not professionals, even though it might seem like we are. Your word is, here. Okay. Got it. Burger? Seventy-five. Oh, boy. Oh boy! Boy! Seventy-five? Seventy-five. Bus. Like a school bus? School bus. seven. Burger to bus. He’s in the B’s people. Professional sports team. Wow. That’s a good one. I’m gonna give that. Really? I’m not a professional Oh, man. I gonna give, I’m gonna give that a 86. Oh my gosh. So. Burger and then professional sports team is 86? Yeah. Burger’s 75. Professional sports team 86. A backyard. 13. I was thinking maybe, you know, party, of some kind. Nope. Not thinking party, Rhett. Burger, professional sports team. Bulking. Bulking time. Bulking up! Three. Keto, huh? Physical fitness. Seventy. Physical fitness, burger, professional sports team. Now, burger got 75. I’m just gonna point that out. It’s not like burger got 95. Professional sports team did. Shaving your face. What’s that have to do with a burger? I don’t know. Shaving your face, zero. Zero, okay. I can come up with no correlation between these things. Okay, alright. But I’m just saying that burger was a 75. What does that mean to you? That means that it’s associated with burgers. – Like you, if. – That’s not what I’m thinking. If this thing had a burger, if there was a burger present, you’d be like, that’s not unusual. That’s not how, that’s not why I gave it a 75. Okay. Well. I’m giving you a hint there, but there’s something associated with like. The sandwich part? Well, maybe say sandwich. Sandwich. Fifteen. Fifteen. Meat. Stevie, you don’t know what it is either, right? I’m looking at the list of possible things it could be. Because the first one I thought you were supposed to do, you definitely didn’t choose. Yeah, okay, so meat is four, but burger, 75. Sports team, higher. Ooh, okay. Beyond Meat. What do you mean by that? I mean veggie patty. Pea protein. Could you mean something else? Beyond meat. Could you mean something? – Beyoncé. No, beyond meat? I’m gonna give, I’m gonna give that a, I mean, I have to, I gotta give it a 48, but. Professional sports team. There you go. That’s your highest thing right there. 86. 86. Crowd 58. Okay. Professional sports team. The crowd is there. I mean, it’s above 50. – But Burger – Even though you said 48. Right? You know what I’ve seen people do, because you can ask as many questions as you want, or words, just go fast, rapid fire, just bang them out, and then you’ll hone in on them. Cheerleaders. Just go fast, just bang them out! Fifty, fifty-nine. People yelling! 59. Competition. Eighty. Eighty. Fight. Twenty. Balls. Sixty. You gotta find something, build on the, build on the burger world a little bit. Food truck. Food truck? Food truck. Food truck, I’m gonna say that’s probably a, 20? Plate. 20. Referee. I said, stick with the other, other way you were going. You’re trying to figure out I said meat. I said bread? Bread. Fifty. Cooking. Heat. Fifty. Heat. Heat? Heat. Heat! I think I might have to get you back up to seventy with that one. Really? Yeah. Cheese. Fourteen. Fire. Fire? Fifteen. So it’s hot, but it’s not fire. I didn’t say it was hot. Heat. Yep. Heat and sports. Heat is friction. Thirteen. Icy Hot. Shaquille O’Neal. Shaquille O’Neal? I’m gonna give a 60 for him. Big feet. Three. Burger? Man, I don’t know. It’s not burger. I mean, here’s the thing about burger. Burger, zoom out a little bit. Don’t zoom in through burger, zoom out. Cows. Four. Zoom out. Restaurant. Five. But, so zoom back in, and then zoom out again somewhere else. From burger. Coca-Cola. That would be a 90. Pepsi. 90. Well, no. Soda. I think it’s eighty. Soda. 81. Liquid. 89. Drink? I’m gonna give that a, I mean, I’m gonna give that a 95. Straw. Ice. Drink is 95. Slurp. Think about the other things he rated highly. Gatorade. Yeah. There you go. Sports, drink, Gatorade. So, burgers was a 75 because, like, all right, it’s a food. It’s consumable. It’s a food. Okay. All right. Yeah, I don’t, we’re learning how to, we’re learning how to play this game. Hay bales. 15. Outer space. Wow. 85. 85 for outer space? Don’t think, don’t read too much into that. Couch. Five. Infection. Zero. I can’t read into outer space, so I’m still going for just random stuff. I’m going with finger. Eighty. Eighty? Outer space finger? Junk. Zero. Finger, human. 95. Body. 95. Body part. Forty. Idea. Ninety, man. Okay, so, idea, finger, human. Outer space. Outer space, human, finger, idea. I don’t yet know if it is an idea, but is it visible? Yes. Give a number. How, how yes is it, Rhett? Visible. So it is, an idea isn’t visible, but you’re saying this is, how visible is it? I mean, 90. You’re giving a 90 for everything. I’m doing great. That’s, I’m gonna encourage myself. You’ll see why when you, when you get this. Alarm. 15. Metal. 10. Burger. 5. Action. 75. Occupation. 65. What was 75? Action. Action? Outer space, action, finger, human. Human body, outer space. Human body, outer space. But just. Terrestrial. 95. So outer space and terrestrial. So it’s human? Human? For occupation you only gave me a astronaut. Forty. Oh, not an astronaut? Internet. You said internet? Internet. I said “interdet”. Fifty. Technology. Fifteen. Sandpaper. Actually, probably 60. Natural. What’d you just do? 90. Natural. Wood. 85. 85! Alright, human. Terrestrial. Outer space, wood, sandpaper, idea. Space shuttle. Zero. Microscopic? Zero. Macroscopic. 95. General. General. Zero. Specific. 95. Hair. 99! Hairstyle! – What is? – Sixty. How can, how can hair be? Terrestrial. Outer space. Terrestrial, outer space. Hair. Wood. Idea. Oh, yes, you’re so all over it. A hair, and you’re doing this when you say wood. This is sandpaper. Hair. Outer space. Terrestrial. Idea. Hair. Hair, wood. Hair, wood, outer space, terrestrial. Hair, wood, outer space, terrestrial. Natural. Yeah, 90. Skin. 80. You said natural. 90. What else might you say? Natural hair. Hair was the closest. No. With 99. Natural. Unnatural. Artificial. What’s another way? Fake. No. Natural. Natural. Supernatural. Oh, is it a hairy ghost? Supernatural, natural, hair, wood, outer space, terrestrial, ideas. Ideas throws me, man. Idea. Hair, wood, natural, supernatural, outer space, terrestrial, idea. Existence. Things. Zero. What kind of thing might we be talking about? Let’s get there. Person. That was the other thing that you rated. Person. Person? One hundred. Wood? Wood. Hair. Idea. Supernatural. Natural. Terrestrial. Outer space. Person. You’re giving me, like, polar opposites. Supernatural, natural, wood, hair, person? What person could have all these things embodied in one? What, what person? Boy, you’ve strayed so far. Buzz Lightyear. Is it a character? What person can it be supernatural and natural at the same time? Supernatural and natural? Can be here on Earth, but also in space. at the same time. Oh, God? Be more specific. Jesus. Jesus? So Jesus, what is, what is this? Carpenter! Wood! Jesus was a carpenter. I read that on a bumper sticker. Jesus. All right, God, this is tough, huh? It is hard. All right. All right, I bet you this one. You said person. Stevie, are you saying? He said, he said person and you rated it highly, but it was a long time ago. This is gonna be the last one. Okay, all right, we’re gonna get this one in under a minute. All right, I am going with, all right, I’m going with this. All right, go. Person. Five. Place. Zero. Thing. That’s a 60. – Congratulations. – Jesus. We release confetti in here so often, it just falls occasionally. Concept. Zero. Action. Five. Food. Zero. Tool. Zero. Art. Zero. Burger. Maybe a seven. Natural. I’d say that’s a fifty. You’re on the right track, I mean. It’s probably generous to give that a fifty, but. Man made, human made. Zero. Rock. Five. Building material. Zero. Weapon. Zero. You really don’t have anything yet, do you? Only thing I’ve given you is natural. Plant. Zero. – I’m just going for like 0, 50, and 80. – Animal. 89. Fur. 90. Spherical shaped turds. I don’t, I can’t say, I don’t know. Rideable. That’s a little. Okay. Now we’re getting some, I’m gonna rate that one risky. Okay. Okay, okay. Pet? Seven. Okay. Alright. Okay. Africa. Zero. Asia. Zero. America. Zero. South America. Zero. Europe. Zero. Australia. 97! Marsupial. 99! Little baby in the pouch. 99 and a half. Punch you in the face. 99 and three quarters. Jump really high. 99.99 Is it a wallaby? No! Kangaroo! It’s a kangaroo, get out of here. Hey, we did it. We’ve only done this game three times. We did it, see how much better we got? It’s either a kangaroo or Jesus. You’ve never seen our famous handshake like this before. Grab the new Fl-Amigos tee at mythical.com

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