Welcome to Good Mythical More, where we are going to assess whether certain things are girly or not. Of course, first we have to understand what it means for things to be girly. Oh, I think I know. Or not. But first, freeze frame. Me too? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. That’s gonna be cool. So I see that it says girly pop and girly flop. Help us understand. Yeah, so it means like girly pop culture, but it’s, I guess it’s more of a mindset than anything else. So it’s like, you know, when things are especially feminine or girly or, or cute in that way, and then it like has a cross section with pop culture. So like it’s more of a mindset than like a gender specific thing. So like. I don’t know, you just can consider yourself a girly. So there’s some girly pop esque Mythical crew members who voted on all these things. A number of things that are either cute or they’re not cute according to girlies. Who, who, can you name a, a name a girly pop, Mythical crew member? Brittany. What is the intersection between, girly pop, and those things that we opened, the surprise things? What is that called again? Blind boxes. I know, but the specific ones. Sonny Angel. Sonny Angel. So, Sonny Angel is girly? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so we can be girly too. What about butterflies? But is that not specific enough? You’ll see when the images come up, like, it’s very specific in a way that confuses me. – But. – Because there’s a butterfly on here. In a way that all the girlies agree about. Okay. A bone and a knife and a lightning bolt are not girlies. So we’ll also say, as we’re guessing, we’ll say whether or not we’re into this, and then we can see how girly we are by the end? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool, cool. And at a certain point, I’m gonna T.P. you. Yeah. Of course you are. Okay, let’s see this first one. So, a reminder, the question is, Is this cute according to a girly? So, calicocritters.com is the source of this riveting photo. These are Calico Critters, that’s what they’re called. Oh, Calico, but they’re, but they’re all one color. Like, calico means, like, three colors. No, that one on the right. It has stripes, but they’re not calico. I know what you mean. I don’t understand. Well, what do they look like under the dresses? We don’t know. So it’s little things. Maybe that’s the whole point. Like, look at that cute one in the upper right that has the, it has a witch hat or some sort of wizard. It’s a wizard kitty. I would certainly think using, what I know about Sonny Angels. How could this not be? This seems like it’s in the category of girly pop, but we may be about to learn that we are wrong. Now I will say, I mean, I wanna be as girly as I can, but I don’t like this, cause I’m just trying to be honest. Look at the eyeballs. I’m gonna be as girly as I possibly can during this Good Mythical More, but I’m also gonna be honest. Yeah. I got no problem with being girly. I use the curly girl method on my hair. Not really. Just kind of like a version of it. There you go. You’re a curly girl. That’s pretty girly. Well, you’re curly girly. And I’m just not into this. Even if they were calico, I wouldn’t be into it. I don’t like it either. I don’t like collecting small things. Unless they’re rocks. Well. I feel that. You’re correct. 96 percent of the girlies surveyed think these are cute. So cute. And they are very popular on TikTok and Gen Z loves collecting them. So I think the Sonny Angels comparison, this one started you off on the right track. This was, this was maybe an easier one. Okay. Can I ask a question? You can, Rhett. You’re half in charge of this show. If you said 96%, that means that you surveyed 20 people and one of them said they were not, because that’s the only way we can divide a hundred into a number that would leave 4 percent on the table. Is that right or wrong? 23 people. Okay, we rounded up. 23 girlies. So this is a bigger group than I was thinking. We have 23 girlies working here? Wow. Do y’all get together? What do you all do? So Katrina, you’re a girly? Hitch, you’re a girly? No. That’s what I thought. KG, girly? 50 50. Well, did you take the survey or not? I think I did. I was on tour. I was busy. Okay. So, you’re 50 50. I’m 50 50. You don’t know if you took the survey. I don’t remember. Okay. If we get up to 50 percent or plus, can we be a part of the girly group? Brittany? Okay, I’m 0 for 1. Brittany is the leader of this group, clearly. And I’m I wanna be a part of it. This is a quarter of the people who work for us. I know! How can there be that many girlies here? Carney? I’m a girly. No, you’re not. Yeah, you ain’t fooling nobody. I mean, Stevie? No. What? Yeah, but, so where are 23 people coming from? Zach? Well, not everyone’s in this room right now. Yeah, we have other people, Link. Just because you don’t apparently see them. But a quarter of them! A quarter of the populace of Mythical. Yeah. Yeah! We learned something today. But let’s keep learning. Okay, here’s the next one. You gonna T.P. me? Eventually. Okay. Okay. adora.com No, this is, this is a girly flop. And the reason is. It’s creepy. Because. Look at the pose. This is basically trying to make you into a mom, right? This is just like, give you this baby that you have to like, suckle. And it’s just like, that’s your choice. You don’t suckle it, there’s a bottle there. You know what I’m saying? That’s your choice. So just because you’re girly doesn’t mean you got babies. It works. I don’t like how this baby has a condescending look on its face, like. Yeah, milk. Oh, is that what you think? Oh, is, oh. And this baby. This is not. This baby is trying too hard to be girly. Just cause it’s a baby doesn’t mean we’re gonna fall for it, cause we’re entering the girly clan. We say no to this. 92 percent of the girlies surveyed said this baby doll is, not cute. Right. You’re on your way to being girlies. They said so ugly. That’s a baby doll for children with no taste. Dang! This might just be Brittany’s comments. Brittany, how many T’s are in your name? Two. Okay. I really had you pegged for a one T, Brittany. Well, there’s Brittany in Brittany. There’s a difference. I know there’s an E. No, she’s a Brittany. She’s not a “Britney” She spells it the same as the other Brittany that shows up about once a year. And she is not a fan of the fact that they have the same name. Yeah. Gotcha. We had no control over that. B-R-I, double T, A-N-Y? Britt! Okay, let’s leave Brittany alone. You want another one or you want a T.P. break? A tea break? T.P. break. T.P. me a little bit. Well, when I T. P. you, I’m gonna T. P. you a lot. I guess, cause. You could take a break. All right, so this is what I want to do. Let go of that. Scoot back a little bit. All right, now let me see your, let me see your nicest, nicest spin here. Locked in. Spin! Now, I do have an image of what you looked like before, because in the last International Candy episode, Link also won. Really? And so, I have a screenshot of your T.P. job on Rhett, from six and a half years ago. I’m not gonna be able to play the game if you cover my eyes. Well, I’ll poke holes, if I need to. Yes? So, I don’t wanna see the screenshot until I’m done. Oh, I know. I’m getting dizzy. Faster! Here, catch it. Go! Other way. Other way. Yes, there you go. Yes. Yes. Yes. Here, back up a little bit more. I don’t know which direction that is. But not, don’t do that. Don’t do that yet. I have to see, I have to see something. You don’t need to see anything. One eye. Alright, here. Alright, go! Here we go. See this is a level of teamwork that I don’t know that we were capable of all those years ago. Look at us. I’m having trouble breathing. It’s toilet paper, dude. Most of the time your poop goes through it on your hand anyway. You can probably breathe through it. Okay, stop. Now, because I know we’re being compared to the last time, look, where’s your other eye, right here? Oh, stop. Stop, I’m gonna give you a mouth. I need a mouth. I need a mouth, I gotta breathe. Here, you’re, breathe into that. Okay, now let’s compare this to last time. I did so much better! I have so much more hair. Chase, you haven’t changed a bit. Look at that. Rhett, you don’t look happy. I’m much happier now. This is better. I go to therapy now. All right. All right, do what you need to do to make it. I’m good. All right, let’s go again. Okay, here’s your next girly pop. Pop killer. So these are completely unclothed, pointy headed babies. Unposable. Boy, this is a real 50 50 for me. Cause it’s not a real baby. But then, do you also buy clothes for them? Do you hide them in places and there’s a game involved? You know what? I think this is girly because it’s kinda got that strange, it’s a weird, it’s a weird girly. They’re collecting these. – Girlies have a weird. – They’re collecting them. Next to them. You’re right, this one wasn’t as close, though only 74 percent of the girlies thought this was so cute. It’s the baby from Kewpie Mayo, and that’s a picture from the bundle being sold at Popkiller. That’s great, you could get all three of those together? Yeah. Brittany, what’s the appeal? I know you love them. Cute little bellies. Cute little bellies. Cute little bellies. And what do you do with them? Put them on a shelf. Put them on a shelf. You put them on a shelf and then, do you move them around? And like make people think that they have a life of their own? If you have a mischievous spirit. You ever keep one in your purse? Can you build a shelf in your car? Put these things on there? Maybe just your dashboard. Yeah, what if you dashed them? You just put them on the dash. Oh, it is? What about hood ornament? That’s cruel. That’s cruel and unusual. They can’t feel. Alright, so we were right, but not far from it. Queen’s sweep so far. Now this is a knitted thing? Is this for sale? Crocheted. Crocheted, sorry. Is this, is this for public consumption, or is this a private? This is for sale. squareenixgames.com Too big. Well how, I don’t have a sense of scale. Y’all don’t like big stuff. It’s got big eyes. It’s crocheted. I think that they love crochet. No, no, listen. You can tell the sense of scale, by, you, that’s crochet, man. Crochet, that thing is eight inches tall. It’s bigger that you can’t, you can’t put it on a shelf. This is a stuffed animal. You put it, you put it on a bed, though. You put it on a bed. You put, you arrange them on your bed, because you finally got rid of all your squishmallows or whatever. Are they into stuffed animals, too? I’m saying these, this is girly. We are disagreeing. Now’s the chance. Girly flop. First of all, it’s seven inches tall, so you were like, you were right. I can look at a crochet pattern and give an estimate about that. You are becoming more and more girly. Yep. Because according to 74 percent of the girlies, this is ugly. Yeah, it sure is. I can’t stand it. Take it off. Take it off. Because of the size? I’ve only seen it with one eye and I hate it. I don’t know. There’s no reasoning here. He’s from Final Fantasy, I guess. Yeah, we’re not into that. We’re not into that game. We don’t like Final Fantasy. You know what you look like? You look like a knight that is not well protected. Like something from Monty Python. Like, this is all that I could muster! The T. P. Knight. T.P. Knight. Okay, this is interesting. This takes us in a different direction. This one. Okay. Well, how tall is that, Rhett? That’s a pig butler. Three and a half inches. But it’s a, it’s a pudgy pig butler. Three and a half inches tall? Tomato juice. The details are, what does he have, a third leg? Here’s the thing. I don’t really know how big he is. What is, I need to know what that third leg is. But everybody, everybody, especially the girly girls love a service animal. This is, this is a service animal. I am not commenting on service animals. What? We love them! Of course I love them. Miniature horses are service animals. We met a service golden retriever. Good gosh. On Good Mythical Tour, the meet and greet. I’m gonna weep just thinking about this animal. I still think about that dog. So cute. Literally every seven minutes. Yeah. I’m weeping right now out of this eye a little bit. It was the sweetest dog. It made me want a golden retriever. Real, real bad. So smart. They can do your taxes. The bow tie, the pantslessness, the details, totally girly. According to 93% of the girlies. This pig is cute. Yes, it is. This is Lulu, the piggy, and also Lulu is 3.8 inches, which you said 3.5. So. I’m telling y’all I got, I’m good at this. I got a, I got a future in this. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. Well, you’re gonna be a girly. Yep, I’m, I’m at your next meeting. I’m not leading it though. Don’t worry. I’ll be in the back. I’ll be quiet. You will be covered in toilet paper. That is so creepy. I’m not leading it. I will be in the back. I will be in the back asking no questions. Covered in toilet paper. All right. Hit us. Oh, a Cabbage Patch mermaid. Oh, gosh. Trying too hard, flop. We don’t even need to talk about this one. Wow. You’re so good at this. 75 percent of the girlies, said that this wannabe mermaid Cabbage Patch doll is U-G-L-Y. Yeah, it sure is. Now let me tell you how tall it is. Yeah, please. Well, how long? Cause you know, she’s, she’s gonna. The tail. The tail. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don’t believe she stands. Unfortunately, that’s 14 inches. 17. Wow. Wow, that tail. I forgot the fin. I forgot the fin. How do mermaids procreate? Cloacas. Next one. Okay, this is your last one. Cha cha boba! This one’s got a complete set. Okay. Alright. Well, hold on. This is. This one’s doing things for me. So, I kind of feel like I don’t know how to respond. I’m really. You’re not invited to the meeting if you keep this up. This thing has really tapped into my Y chromosome, if you know what I mean. Look at those legs. They gotta cover them up. Okay, there we go. Now it’s easier to take in. And even the way she’s standing is very, very IG thirsty kind of a thing, you know? Boy, but I feel like, this is what it all comes down to is getting this one right. The eyeballs are huge, but, this is not, this is that. You don’t want to take the female form. I hear this. Put her in heels. I hear this and I agree with it. Right. You know, prop her up next to some boba, trying to sell boba. Nope, this is a flop. Yep. Agreed. We do not like this. Okay, you’re officially girlies! Yes! Now can I tell you how tall it is? Oh yeah, tell me. Go back to it. Okay. Tell me how tall. 5’7. I mean, the fridge itself is at least. Well, it is five inches tall, Not a tall-y, 12 inches. Big miss. Oh, wow. Really? Way to go out on that note. That thing’s a foot tall? Yeah. Yeah, well it’s wrong on every level. Yeah. Wrong on every level. Okay. We’ll be at the meeting. I’ll be, I’ll be the note taker. Girly pop club convene. Don’t miss your chance to grab August’s Pin of the Month, available today only at mythical.com