Welcome to Good Mythical More, where we discover the amount of teeth that animals have! By guessing. It’s gonna be quite a game. You know how many humans have? 32. That’s right. Not everybody though. Give or take. Not everybody. I still have all of mine. Not everybody. You still got all yours? Nope. Stevie, you still got all yours? What do you mean? Your teeth. Did you get your wisdoms taken out? Oh, yeah. Before they even came in. But there’s a, you’re missing one like right here, I think, right? Yeah. You’re missing that front tooth. You’re like, it’s not the front tooth, but one of them. Thank you. Let’s play list them all. I’m not missing any teeth. No, but you have the thing that you. Wisdom teeth. But it’s okay if you are. Wisdom teeth. Let’s list pastries. Danish! Oh god, pastries? Donut? Croissant. Bread? What? Bread. I don’t know any. I mean, just let me sit here. Ladyfinger. A pastry? What’s that thing? Éclair. Well, that’s. Cronut. What’s that thing? I was at Porto’s recently. Yes. And I did look at the counter, but I ordered a, a pork plate. That’s not a pastry. No, and there was no pastries on it. Plantains though. I was thinking about you, Stevie, when I got that. You’re the reason why I got that. It’s a great pork plate. It’s a great plate. Oh, sorry, I didn’t mean for that attitude to slip over to your side. Can I? It is a great pork plate. How many teeth do pigs have? – Can I tell you? – Don’t say it. Can I tell you a quick cool story? How about a quick cool story from a dad? Is it related to teeth? Yeah. So I’m going to tell you that we told this in more detail on a little podcast that we do called Ear Biscuits. Ear Biscuits. But this actually came up the other day. I was riding in the car with my nephews and my son and his girlfriend and I wasn’t trying to be that guy that was telling an impressive story, but that Post Malone song, Love/Hate Letter to Alcohol came on. The radio? Well, it came on the Spotify. Okay, so you played it? No, I wasn’t, I was playing, I was in a Fleet Foxes radio. Right. And it can comes on because Fleet Foxes, or the dude from Fleet Foxes made that music that. Yeah. Austin sings over in that song. Yep. And I was like, guys, let me tell you a quick story. I was present for the writing and recording of this particular track that you are now listening to. Yeah. And one of the lines is about how many teeth he has in his head. And we were there the night that he was like, how many teeth do humans have? And we Googled it and said 32. And that’s why the lyric is 32 teeth in my head. Did you Google it? Mouth? Did you Google it? I think you Googled it. I don’t remember. I didn’t Google it. Cause I don’t Google in social situations. It’s awkward. But you Googled it. You Googled it secretly, but then you made it seem like you just knew. No, I Googled it. You Googled it. I Googled it. You said 32. You should get co-writer credit. Well, this is probably a good time to tell you that I did receive co-writer credit for that. And, the residuals have been great, Link. What? They’ve been great. Because they were filming, so that everybody gets their credit. I did not receive any residuals. I did not help write the song. I will say, public, I did not help write the song. Did it work? The name drop? With your, with your. It seemed. Like your kid’s girlfriend now thinks you’re cool? Yeah, I really, really became cool in the eyes of my son’s girlfriend. Yep. That’s all that matters. 32 teeth, there you go. You heard it here first. And now let’s get to other animals. I do think apathy is cool for that group. Yeah. So. Like, nothing is cool. Everything just is. Yeah. Based on, you know, my last interaction. But maybe that’s just me. Shepherd. I didn’t write a song for Post Malone. He’s talking about Shepherd. Yeah. No, Shepherd, he’s a sweet boy. He’s a sweet boy. You just gotta get him talking. I also had a strange interaction with, your son’s girlfriend. I went, you know. What? Backstage at the, at the tour, they were sitting there and I walked up to her and I put my hand on her shoulder. I had not met her. Okay, well, all right. I put my hand on her shoulder and I said, where’s your mom? Cause I thought it was my daughter. Where’s your mommy? Were you wearing your? This girl who did not know who I was. No, it was like out of the corner of my eye. I thought it was Lily. So I was, and I wanted to know where Christy was. So I said, where’s your mom? And I, but I grabbed her arm in like an affectionate kind of like, you’re my daughter. Where’s your mom at? And then I looked at her. I was like, I don’t know you or your mom. Thought you were my daughter. Did you say that? Did you, did you clarify that? Yeah, I did. I think, I think I did. Maybe they left after the show. She might be just thinking that you asked her where her mom was and she’s trying to figure that out. I mean, different hair color, different clothing, different height. Same hair color, give or take. Give or take a few shades. Okay. Teeth. I’m gonna give you three animals. Where’s your mom? You have to guess which one has the most teeth. Where’s your mama at? Tally doesn’t like that. Tally’s telling you to stop that. She’s got headphones on her head. Sorry, Stevie. Three animals. Which one has the most teeth? Bonus point if you, if you guess within five teeth. How much. Wow, there must be a lot of teeth. Whoa, bonus points? Yeah. What do the bonus points go towards? The money? Money. Money. We don’t donate in More though, do we? No, I’m not donating this. All right, let’s hear it. Anteater. Wolf. Rabbit. Anteater. Anteater has the most. A wolf, a rabbit. I was questioning whether anteater had teeth at all. I mean, it’s just ants. They’re tiny little ones that chew the ant. They have a really long tongue that rolls up in, around their brain. – If you count. – That’s a woodpecker. If you count the little teeth though. They either have no teeth or a lot of teeth. A woodpecker’s tongue wraps around its brain. To keep it stable. That’s amazing. It’s a, nature’s amazing. I don’t think an anteater has teeth. A rabbit doesn’t have many teeth. It’s either the wolf or the ant, wolf or the anteater. I think it’s the anteater, cause they got little teeth for the ants. Wolf, I think the wolf has the same amount of teeth that we have. I’m going to say about 32 teeth. Based on my? I think the anteater has the most teeth, and I think they have 80. The anteater has zero teeth. Yes! And the wolf has the most teeth. How many? But you were not within five of your guess. So, there will be no money exchanged. How many, how many is that? 42. 42, so they got more? Rabbit, any guesses for rabbit? – Rabbit’s got. – 3. 20. 20 teeth. 20 teeth. 28. So close to money. So, what do they do with them ants? They just. They just swallow them. They swallow them. They stick their tongue and then the tongue goes all the way down into the stomach. And chew a little bit. No, they don’t. They gum them. They gum them. They mush them. Okay. We, Rhett, you just learned this. Link, you are not there, but your options are bottle nose dolphin, orca, or the northern elephant seal, Northern elephant seal. There’s no way. I bet they got really big teeth, but they don’t have a lot of them. Well, the orca and the dolphin are both. Evolutionarily. Toothed whales, meaning they feed on fish with teeth and then like. Like a humpback whale, I think, maybe, is like a not toothed whale. They just, like, suck in water, like filter feed, right? Like baleen? Baleen whale. Okay. So. An orca is much bigger than a dolphin. Much bigger, but it’s got really big teeth. So it’s proportional. I’m gonna say the dolphin has more teeth because of that bottle part goes out. You gotta put teeth in there. That’s a good point. Yep. It goes out further. Dolphin’s number one. Dolphin. How many teeth? 86. No, no, no, no. They have so many teeth. 104? 206? 104’s a good guess. 308? I’m gonna go I’m gonna go with 112. I’m gonna go 113. There’s one in the middle. Between 80 and 100. Initially, you were all over it, Link, and I would have given you. You said 104 and you were within the five. But you lost it. Blew it. Black bear, badger. – I’m getting like. – Bison. Black bear, bison, or what? Badger. Badger. Badger. Black bear, badger, bison. These are all pretty, what? What kind of teeth does a bison have? Like, cows. Like a cow. It’s like people teeth. Like when you open it up, it looks like a people teeth. Well. It looks like a people teeth? It doesn’t, well, they’re, they’re cud chewers. I think. Cud chewer. They are. They got big molars, but they’ve got, they’ve got. They’ve got teeth in the front, but they’re big. They’re big teeth. There’s not that many of them. I think the, it’s either the bear or the badger. I think, I’m going to go with the. The badger might have little ones. Badger. I’m going to go with the bear. I’m going to say that the bear has 46 teeth. I’m going to say the badger has 44 teeth. It’s the bear with 42 teeth. Link wins money. Yes! It’s the same amount of teeth as the wolf. So, they got the same kind of dog mouth. Have you seen that TikTok where the dog gets the dentures? Yeah, I just saw that. Are you back on TikTok? I’m sorry to say, I was on it last night. Is it because of all the TikToks I talk about and ask you if you’ve seen and you were just like, I can’t take it anymore because Stevie’s giving me some of my TikToks that I want to see? Well, what happened was, is I said to myself that. There are things happening on TikTok that give a window into what is happening in the larger creator sphere. And I was like, maybe I can check in on a weekly basis. And so I checked in, and I haven’t checked in since. And so are you going to have a standing weekly appointment? I call it my TikTok time. Is it on somebody else’s phone or? No. It’s right there on your phone and you just, you have the, you. But I have to search it up. You know what I’m saying? It’s not clickable. I got, it’s hidden. The app has to be searched up. It’s not on the grid. Okay, let’s get another one. I haven’t gotten on today. Howler monkey, hyena, hamster. I’m going hyena, 42. Hyenas have big wide mouths so they can laugh like. Howler monkey. Howler monkey probably has the same amount of teeth as we do or less because they get a little mouth. What about a hamster though? Hamster, they got those two big teeth in the front and that’s about it man. That’s about it when it comes to a hamster. Well, I guess I’m gonna go with the. Which one was it? I said hyena. Hyena, yeah. I’m going 42, even though I know, I don’t know when they broke off from I think, I think hyenas, is that convergent evolution? Like, they’re not, they like broke off from dogs a long time ago. So, I don’t know, maybe they got more. Maybe they got 44. Maybe they got 44. 44. How many did a wolf have? 42. I think they have 40. It’s a howler monkey. Howler monkey? You wanna try and guess? They got 60 teeth? Howler monkey got 40 teeth. What did you guess? 40. 36. Link wins money. So you’re telling me a hyena has less than 36? 34. My nana was a dental assistant. Yeah, she gave you the insides. Hyenas got no teeth to speak of, really. How many does a hamster have? Well, 34. 16. Oh yeah, look at that. That’s almost two. Again, that’s a lot more than you said, man. When you look at the word teeth a lot, it starts to not look like a word. I mean, I guess you could say that about a lot of words, but. Does it look “teet” H? “Teet” H. – Yeah. – “Teet” H. “Teet” H. “Teet” H. How many “teet” H’s, human, lion, snail. Human, lion, snail. See, this snail stuff, this is, this is. They have like. They probably got a thousand teeth or something, and they’re not really teeth, they shouldn’t count. Snails have. They don’t need teeth. If an anteater doesn’t need teeth, a snail definitely doesn’t need teeth. Snails have bumps of chitin, but they don’t have teeth. You’re breaking out the word chitin. Yeah, it’s like their gums have little chitinous protrusions. So, I’m going to go with a lion on this, and I’m going to say that the lion has a lot of teeth. Have you seen a cat’s mouth? A lion has 44 teeth. I mean teeth are arguably one of the most important things on a lion. Arguably. I’d say the haunches are pretty important too. Jumping and biting. I’m gonna say that a lion has 48 teeth. A snail has between 12,000 and 20,000 microscopic teeth. Yeah, doesn’t count. It doesn’t count. Okay, if it doesn’t count, you still both got it wrong because humans have more teeth than lions. – What, how many they got? – What? 30. 30 teeth, boy, they do a lot per tooth. But those, they’re big, and some of them are really long and pointy. Oh, the big ones take up a lot, yeah. Wow. Got no room for those big teeth. We got more teeth than a lion. But not more teeth than a snail. Kids, we got more teeth than a lion. 12,000 to what? 20,000. Too much range. That shouldn’t count. Because, because, yeah. This is a, perplexing question. Chinese cobra, Burmese python, Indian egg eating snake. Burmese python has a bunch of teeth. Bunch of teeth. The egg eating snake? The, the, I don’t know about the egg eating snake, the cobra has two teeth. Fangs. That’s what they got. Right? Yeah, that’s right. And then the Burmese python, they got all the teeth because they bite you and it like creates that like, circle. I think it’s the python too because they swallow longer things than an egg. And they don’t want the teeth, the teeth point in so that the thing can’t back out. An egg’s not trying to get away. Egg not trying to get away. Egg eating snake, no teeth. Burmese python? 400. 400 teeth. All the way down its throat there’s teeth. Yeah. Teeth go all the way from top to bottom of a python. Yep. So, I’m gonna say, 646 teeth. Wow, that’s a lot of teeth. Okay, it is the Burmese python, but they have between 80 and 100 teeth. Well, they need more. And you were right about the egg eating snake. They have zero teeth. Yes, dude. The cobra doesn’t have two teeth. It has 40 teeth. What do they do with the other teeth? Chew, chew. They don’t chew nothing. Choo choo! Choo choo! What’s a cobra chewing? What’s a cobra chewing? You know. Your mouth is making noises. Rodents. Listen, clearly we don’t know how to, well, nevermind. Where’s Jack Hanna when you need him? The last. Or the heir to the Steve Irwin dynasty. All of those children. The question is also reptile related. Komodo dragon, saltwater crocodile, or an alligator? Komodo dragon, they got that same sort of thing. Like. – Lots of little – Lots of little teeth, and they kill you with an infection. Yeah, they are nasty. They are nasty. They’ve been in, they’ve been in trashy stuff. Crocodiles got more teeth than an alligator. Cause they got that long snout. But it’s the Komodo dragon who has 140 teeth. I think it’s the crocodile and it’s 2,301 teeth. All right, that’s a. It’s the alligator. 80 teeth. Komodo dragon has 60. And the saltwater crocodile has 66. Alligator got more teeth than the croc, man. What? Crikey! But, Link, you have won money and, Mythical will be giving it to you shortly. And you know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna take y’all out to the dentist. I’m gonna pull Stevie’s teeth. I’ll get you a denture to fill in that hole. I’m taking the money back. I’m saying this for the first time here. I really like Arby’s. I like the sandwiches. But most of all, the curly fries. Shayne, that’s very brave of you.