GMMore 2656: Best New Summer Snacks Taste Test

Welcome to Good Mythical More. These products are new to the shelves. Are they going to be new to your heart? Well, if you agree with Sporked, they will be. Let’s taste them. But first, let’s give $1,000 to Inner-City Arts! Yes! To aid in their mission to engage young people in the creative process in order to shape a society of creative, confident, and collaborative individuals. Please join us in giving at inner-cityarts.org/donate Yes. Alright, Gwynedd, come on in here and just so you know, the Smelling Bee that you just experienced in the main episode, we have not yet experienced. That’s why we’re so clean. We’re filming this first because. I wonder what our hair looks like now. We anticipated that something nasty is going to happen that will make us not want to sit down and eat the stuff that we’re about to eat. You wouldn’t want to be next to us after whatever just happened to us happened to us. Gross! Yeah, it’s so gross. But I really feel like I ran away with it. I won every round. I kind of, gave more money to Inner-City Arts than anyone ever anticipated. It didn’t even it up, but it, it helped the state. It really, really really helped. It really helped. Congratulations. Thank you. Yeah, I really did awesome today. Rhett, don’t feel bad about yourself. You’re manifesting. I’m manifesting. I love that. It always works. Gwynedd! Hey. So. Manifesting does work! I brought some food. This is all like new stuff for summer. Isn’t that fun? Yeah, yeah. We love summer. We love new things. I think it’s fun too. And these are certified good. No. So, there are a couple of things that I brought on to this program today that we tried. It is a program. Thank you for recognizing that. That we tried and we did not like. But, I still think they’re worth tasting with you guys. Okay. Because they’re interesting. You don’t like any of these? No, I like some of them. – Okay. – For sure. And we’re going to see if our tastes align. And some of them, yes. We’re operating without a net today. This is all going to be crazy, going off script, having some fun. So we’re starting with Cinnamon Toast Crunch Waffle. I don’t know about you guys, but I feel like Cinnamon Toast Crunch is pretty perfect as is. Yeah, the best cereal in our cereal contest. Okay. I disagree. I think the Cinnamon Toast Churro is better because it doesn’t get as soggy as quick but it’s got all the same taste. Okay. I like the sog. So, I’m curious. I think these might hold away the sog for longer too because they’re, they’re porous. The format here I think is pretty cool. They’re waffle shapes. They have little holes in them. Well, it’s also syrup flavor. So, the flavor change is. Not good. Something that. – It’s good, but. – I’m having trouble with. Okay. But, yeah, my expectation is. Not because it’s not good, but because of where the your, your Cinnamon Toast Crunch meter is already set. It’s not as good as the Cinnamon Toast flavor. To get so syrupy. As long as you know that when you buy it, I think you could still be happy. In and of itself though, it’s not a bad cereal at all. Exactly. It’s buttery. It’s buttery. So that was like our take on it, 100%, was like, Cinnamon Toast Crunch is so good. It really does not need to be improved upon, but if you’re not thinking of this as like, a take on Cinnamon Toast Crunch, it’s pretty good. It’s waffley. Yeah. I like the texture. The texture’s fun. It’s, yeah, it’s got that syrupy kind of flavor. I’m trying to see if it’s already soft. And it’s still cinnamony. I’m gonna, I’m gonna keep it over here. It’s in the money. Just to keep a, just to keep an eye on the sog. I love that. I think that’s a great idea. We’ll revisit. So, next. We can move to the next thing. I thought we would do the, there’s new Velveeta mac and, sorry, Velveeta shells and cheeses. Oh, they’re shelling it. Yeah, like on the market now, and. What’s new? This one, so, this one’s pizza flavored. I think that that sounds bad. So I was surprised when I tasted it and I thought it tasted good. Okay. But, we’ll see what y’all think. I can smell the pizza flavor. Smells like Combos. Right? Pizza Combos. I know, and I kind of love pizza Combos. Christy’s crazy about those for some reason. Okay, well I think Christy would like this. The nostalgia of working at the pool and getting the vending machine to crack open a pizza Combo for her. Really, truly, this is like, so nostalgic, I think. It’s not off putting. And I didn’t work at the pool. It’s definitely not off putting. Don’t you think, like, I hear pizza, Velveeta, mac and cheese, and I think it’s going to be like, like, overpoweringly. It smells so strong, but it doesn’t taste that strong. It tastes very subtle. One thing I will say about the packaging. That’s good. At least 14 percent of the people who buy this, don’t realize it’s pizza flavor until they get home. No, that’s absolutely true. Cause look at that. You’re gonna like, happen to look down there and be like, pizza? What? There’s no picture of a pizza. There’s no pizza up here on the top. This is deceptive. Intentionally, for the reason that Gwynedd said, She didn’t think she would like it. But it is a good looking package. You think it’s more 14%? What percentage of people buy this not realizing it’s pizza? 48 percent. I was going to say around 50%. Half the people. For sure. But then they’re pleasantly surprised. They’re like, oh this stink, but oh it tastes good. Kraft is deceiving people. I know, it does stink a little bit. For their own good. It’s like, yeah, it’s understated. Get it. – For a Velveeta product. – Try it. Yeah, right, that’s a good one. The perfect summer mac and cheese. Make your aunt eat it. There you go. Yeah, make your aunt eat it. I like it. Cause your aunt is an ant eater. Alright, let’s see if this is soggy. Yeah, how’s it going? Okay, so next let’s do, the pink lemonade Kit Kats. Do we have to? I mean. – This seems like. – I can tell you I’m not gonna like this. This is something that’s all over Asia. Okay. I feel like. Yeah. There’s so many different Kit Kat flavors. Yeah, they have, like, way more interesting Kit Kat flavors in Asia. And this one. It’s interloping. I set the bar so low. Pink lemonade. I want to hear what you guys say. About it, because I have thoughts about it. There’s nothing Kit Katy about it other than the form factor. And I like to say form factor at least once every four weeks on this show. I mean, I just don’t really like lemony stuff. So if you do, what do you think of it? Okay. The lemon part is the part that I like, but the strawberry, strawberry flavor. It’s not strawberry. Pink lemonade has a strawberry flavor in it. You can go either. – Yeah. – Oh, really? That’s what makes pink lemonade pink lemonade. Isn’t it? It can go either way. Maybe strawberry flavored, I think, or raspberry flavored. This is obviously strawberry flavored. I don’t like strawberry flavoring. So, I think that’s the problem with these. I think they’re good. I think they’re fun and they’re pink, but. Fun and pink. They don’t really taste a lot like lemon. I don’t think they taste very lemony at all. And then, yeah, they’re very strawberry. Tastes like strawberry milk to me. If you think that strawberry milk Kit Kats sound good, you’ll like these. We were thinking about maybe summer 2026 was gonna be the summer that we were fun and pink. Okay. Instead of Rhett and Link. Are you guys still considering that? Well, now that I’ve eaten this. Pink is a singer. We learned that. – But, we learned that. – When she first came out. But when pink is in conjunction with fun. It’s just fun and pink. Okay. I mean, we’ve got two years to think about this. So, if you don’t think it’s a great idea. I love it. Do you have any backup ideas? None. We have no backup ideas. Well, we have a while to think about it. Okay. All right. So I’ll think of something great before next time I see you. Okay. Okay. What about, Skip and Frosty? I’m obviously Frosty. It doesn’t really rub off the tongue. Rub off the tongue. I can’t wipe it off my tongue. Skip and Frosty! Skip and Frosty! Yeah, that’s not rubbing. You know, they definitely sounds like your gay neighbors. Skip and Frosty are coming over. Do you have the pink lemonade? Rub and tonguey. Tonguey? Yeah, those are my neighbors. Rub and tonguey. Okay, let’s try, Cajun. Yes. Cheetos. Yes. Cajun Cheddar Cheetos. How could these not be good? So I didn’t, I haven’t tried these yet. Let’s do it. Because they, like, were just, they’re just hitting stores. Dangerously cheesy in The Big Easy. I think that the, that he’s playing a saxophone On the bag, correct? I hope he is. Yes. But that’s not how you play a saxophone. His mouth is so big. He’s about to play it. They are spicy. And it’s hot. And cheesy. Ooh, that’s a good one. Big fat boy. What’s the word that you just said? – Fat boy. – Big fat boy. I got some milk here. I like these a lot. I think they taste pretty good. Once I’m, now that I’m ready for it, I’m gonna go with another one. I think it’s impressive how spicy they are. That Flamin’ Hot’s really coming through. That’s the perfect one. You got a perfect one. But also it doesn’t have like the, like the, like, I think Flamin’ Hot stuff can be like too tangy from the citric acid, and these are less like that. They’re good. It’s got a well rounded flavor. I know, I kind of love it. It’s sophisticated. If you play the saxophone, you’ll love these. With an open mouth. Yeah. Ooh, he’s got a tie on too. This guy’s doing great. Doing great stuff. Good? This, this, this continues to impress. I love to hear that. Big fan of this. Oh, that is, look at that Cheeto. Since we just ate something so spicy, how about now we have a beverage? Which is Waterloo Pi-Ño Colada. Pi-Ño Colada. Is it Pi-Ño? Okay, it has the tilde. So it’s Pi-Ño. Piño, no. What? I don’t understand the play on the words. No, no alcohol? Yes. So this is a line of. But N-A means no alcohol. So they replaced N-A with no? I don’t like it. Yeah, we hate it too. We hate it too. No, I know, that’s confusing. Thank you. We don’t like it. Let’s not drink it. – So, they really. – Let’s not drink it. Oh, no! You don’t like it? Here’s the thing. He doesn’t like coconut. Okay. I don’t like. This isn’t for you. I don’t like drinking suntan lotion. Coconut flavored things that are not flavored with actual coconut. This is reminiscent of coconut LaCroix, which some people really like, and I really don’t, so I kind of feel like I’m having to like tap out, you know what I mean? I think that’s fair. My take on this was actually that I don’t like coconut LaCroix. I think it tastes very suntan lotiony, but I thought this, this has like some pineapple taste in it, which I think helps. Okay, well, give me another opportunity here. So, but they came out with like a bunch of mocktail flavored Waterloo flavors. Including, well they all have confusing names but, Mojito, one of them is Mojito. It’s not doing it for me. – Mojit-no? I don’t know. – No-jito? I think it is No-jito. It’s not doing it for me, but I think that maybe if you don’t like coconut LaCroix and you want to, and you, but you have something in your soul that makes you think that you should like it, and you want to keep giving coconut flavored clear beverages a try. Give it a shot. Like if that’s your thing, well, this is your opportunity. Try this. Yeah, I think it’s pretty, it’s fun. It’s fun and it’s summery. We’re here to celebrate summer. Let’s take a breather. We’re going at a breakneck pace. And I’m just exhausted. And you know what? Before we know it, this will be over, Gwynedd. We’re doing a really good job. We’re going, like, as if we were, like, you had gone on, like, The Kelly Clarkson Show. And you were taking her through all the new stuff. We’re not going quite as fast as they would. They would do it in, they would do it in four and a half minutes. You ever been on, Good Morning America or any of that stuff? Not yet. Today Show. But, I’m available. I don’t know if you want to. Jordan went on The Jennifer Hudson Show. It’s a little too rushed. Everything is so fast. It’s so, so fast. It just feels like there’s no opportunity for connection. You really feel the impending doom of a commercial break. Right. I know, we don’t have to worry about that. And you have to get up. It’s unsettling. You have to get up at like 3 o’clock in the morning. Yeah. You have to dress a little bit differently than you normally do. It’s not like these game shows that you appear on when you just roll out of bed at noon and go to the game show. That’s exactly what it’s like. You and Davin. You gotta, you gotta get up early, you gotta think about what you’re wearing, you gotta, you gotta talk really fast, and then, nobody remembers you. When I was on Jeopardy, I had to get up very early in the morning. That’s what I remember most about it, was getting up very early in the morning, having to wear something I didn’t like that much. And then also not winning. In that order. All right. Now, are we good to move on? Do we feel like we need another breath? I think we slowed it down a little bit. I think we got back to the internet pacing. Yep. It’s summer. Let’s take it easy. But also. Summer is almost over in my opinion. – Yep. – Yeah. For some school kids. I think it’s forever summer in my world. Do you like that? Excuse me. Oh, gosh, you can’t do that on The Jennifer Hudson Show either. They’d cut that right out. It’s a different world. They would cut it right out. Put a commercial right over it. Yeah, I love that you can burp on Youtube. Ford, like, right over it. What’s next? Okay, how about some carnitas taco Pringles? Do you like that? Yes. See, the sneeze, you can’t have a sneeze on a morning show. I’m burping and sneezing. Well, I gotta follow it up with a nice little fart. Oh, I hope not. Come on now. Come on now. YouTube’s the place for it. YouTube’s the place. That should be their. For burps, sneezes and farts. We could be fart and sneeze in the summer of 2016, or 2026. Cute, fart and sneeze. 2026. You can be burp. Would, watch, yeah. I mean, sneezing and farting at the same time is a phenomenon. It taste like meat. Isn’t that weird? Carnitas. It’s kind of wild, right? That’s not, that’s not good. I don’t, I don’t know if this is something that should be tried. I think they are fascinating. I think, I was, I don’t think that anyone in the office liked these as much as I did. You like them? I do kind of like them. I think it’s weird, why do chips taste like pork? It makes me wonder how they do it. Why would you want that? I don’t know. I mean, if you want a taco, eat a taco. But don’t eat a Pringle. Well, let’s see how they got it. Nefarious ways, I’m sure. There’s no meat in there. No. Natural flavor? Still good. It’s all wild. There’s corn syrup solids. Oh, you know who we, didn’t we meet? Julius Pringle? We met a person. Who, in a meet and greet. Corn syrup solids? That does something with Pringles. Oh, yeah. They develop the flavors. Really? I would love to know them. No, they worked. They put, they made, they made the actual, they knew about the whole process. I was listening, but. Not well. – I met. – Neither was I. I met like a 150 people. Every night, every night. They could have been lying to you. But some were more notable than others. I mean, when you say I work, I know how to make Pringles. It was a couple and they both worked at different aspects of the same. The husband designed the Cheeto inside of the Crunchwrap Supreme at Taco Bell that has the Cheeto inside of it. Yep. Wait, the Cheez-It? The Cheez-It. Okay. And the wife. Did the packaging. Yeah, but then I think Pringle’s person was a totally different person. Were they? If that’s a couple, that is a power couple. That is a power couple. I mean. Yeah. I don’t know if you guys have had the Cheez-It Crunchwrap, but we tried that at Sporked and it’s really good. Really good? It’s so good. I gotta get one of those. I didn’t think it would be crunchy, but it’s actually crunchy. Yeah, they engineered it somehow. They nailed it. So, thanks. Get rid of that though. That is an abomination. Yeah, you can take these home with you. Thank you. Because, I, we don’t like them. I love them. Thanks. I’ll be taking those home, eating my pork flavored chips. So, I wanted to end on a weird note, and that weird note is going to be, oh no, we have two more left. We got two more? Oh my god! Okay. Which one’s first? Let’s try the Doritos first. So, so we don’t end on a weird note. Fiery mango sounds weird to me. Oh no, that sounds intriguing. I love a mango hot flavor. Okay. No. Very, very citrusy. They’re so weird. They smell like Fruit Roll-Ups. They taste kind of like Fruit Roll-Ups. He’s spitting. Oh, and they’re hot on the back side. It’s not, it’s not good. I’m hot on my back side too. There you go, Gwynedd. I don’t dislike these. I think that’s so cool of you. I am against them. I think they’re so, they’re just way too weird. It’s so bold for summer. You gotta take summer chances. So it’s a volcano. And a great white shark. This is just a cataclysmic event happening on the Baja. Summer is when you say yes, yes, yes to more things, right? This person, asked you out on a date, which is not applicable to any of us. You can take it home. But if it’s applicable to you and you’re like, I don’t know, usually I would say no, but it’s summer. So I’m saying yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Don’t take any advice from me. Don’t, yeah. Your best friend says, let’s go bungee jumping. Yes, yes, yes. You say, if it was winter time, I would say no, no, no, but it’s summer, but I’m saying yes, yes, yes. I think that’s the right attitude. I would probably say no to those Doritos if I was offered them again. In the winter. Yeah, in the winter. So now, now back to your, to your. They’re Mountain Dew themed. Like, why? It’s Baja Blast. It’s too much. Your preamble for the last one. We’re ready for it. It’s a beautiful bag. So this is something that we actually did like. I didn’t want to end on something that I didn’t like. And that I was giving to you guys. Almost to play a trick on you, but you actually really liked it, so. It’s just weird, and it’s summer. So this is pudding. It’s Jell-O pudding that’s flavored to taste like, Girl Scout cookies. They came out with a Thin Mint one, which is also good, but I think that this, Samoa flavored one is really good. It has, well, because if you already ate all of your, all of your cookies, all of your Girl Scout cookies, which you probably have at this point, right? This is crazy! This has authentic crumbs. All right. And you just crumb it right in there? And then you crumb it in, to your. So they swept the floor of the Girl Scout facility. So, hey, you, figure out a way to turn this into something. That’s sustainability. Well, we’re gonna need pudding. I’m not willing to say anything because we’re gonna need pudding. Oh, we’re gonna need pudding? Okay. It’s summertime. I’m saying yes, yes, yes to all your ideas. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Wait, what is that? Yes, yes, yes. It’s my summer voice. It’s my summer voice. I have a cold. I have a summer cold. Oh, God. Oh, God. It’s allergies. What’s wrong with Link? He just has a summer cold. I’ve been sneezing, burping, and farting over here. Please no. Yeah? Yeah. It’s like somebody chewed the cookie for me already. I think yeah too. Yeah. It’s like, the pudding tastes so good. It’s caramel flavored pudding. Isn’t that a fun idea? This is like, instead of selling Girl Scout cookies outside of. Ralphs? Senior living centers. Okay. We sell the pudding. Yes! New business idea for Mythical. Old people need Girl Scouts, too. Selling pudding to old people. I love it. I love it. Yes, yes, yes. That’s a good one to end on. Because we are all in unison saying, yes, yes, yes! So nice we did it, thrice? Check out the new GMM Embroidered Camo Collection featuring a hoodie, pair of joggers, and trucker hat now at mythical.com

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