Welcome to Good Mythical More! We’re gonna get to know some crew members and what makes them get animalistic. Turn feral! Okay, but first, let’s do a little Think It and Sink It. You might know that we have a little trivia game, daily trivia, related to that day’s episode of Good Mythical Morning that we do over on the Mythical Society. Let’s see how good we would be at it. At predicting what we would do, yeah. In the final round, what scenario will Rhett and Link act out to deploy the airbags? The reason I paused on your name is because it literally says what scenario will Rhett and ampersand act out. I don’t call you ampersand. No, don’t. Don’t you do it. What’s his name again? What scenario will we act out? Well, we lived it, but we don’t remember the things that we’ve lived. A. Stuntman performing a fight scene. B. New Year’s Eve party in the retirement home. C. Two old ladies in the middle of an earthquake. Or D. Olympic skiers crashing before the finish line. Two old ladies, I know that. It was B. It was B. It was New Year’s Eve. How can we forget that? We got good memories. So we knew what we were gonna do because we did it. But would you if you hadn’t seen it yet? Well, 49 percent of you. predicted that correctly. A third went with C, though, so. Play at mythicalsociety.com Let’s bring in some crew, crew, crew! Come on in, you animals. Filthy animals. Filthy animal, Hitch. Katrina, Madison. And look, it’s Emily. Hey, how you doing? Scooch on in, girl. It’s ladies night. Further in. The ladies turn into animals. So, now you’re gonna come across here. Oh my gosh. That’s gonna be dangerous. – Alright. – So complicated. All right, you know what we should get? We should get like a, you know how we do the thing where we’ve got everybody on the like the Hollywood Squares contraption? Yeah. We should have a contraption that just crew members are like on, that is just wheeled in. And it just. A dolly. They’re framed perfectly. You guys should fill all this space back up. Somebody’s sitting up here. We can wheel you in and out, and we can press a button and it’ll close the window. Yeah. Sounds ideal. Oh, we should, we should add that to the, to that scaffolding, where if we, once we, once we knock somebody out, we like, push a button and then they get. Yeah. Get’s dropped? And then if they’ve got any limbs that are out. Yeah. You know what I’d love to add to that scaffolding? Stairs. How do you get in there? You gotta climb up some bars and stuff, and get in there. Well, you know, it’s like a, it’s a playground thing. Yeah. It’s fun in the. I’m 38. That’s fun. – Okay, so this is a. – We’re gonna match, y’all. This is a trend, right? Like, people, people say this situation makes me feral. My favorite animal is, and then it’s something they do. Like, my favorite animal is me any time. That’s different than what I was thinking. Okay. My favorite animal is me anytime I see Viggo Mortensen. I get that. I’ve seen him full frontal. In what? Full frontal? See, you’re interested. What did you see him in? Katrina was interested. I don’t know. Madison’s interested. Like full, like Daniel Radcliffe? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of full frontal? Dangling and swinging. In that movie where he takes his family camping or something. Mr. Fantastic. Captain Fantastic. Captain Fantastic. Great movie. Wow, you know some Viggo Mortensen. I love Viggo Mortensen. I mean, Aragorn. And that movie is pretty much all I’ve seen, but. It seems like. Well, I, you know, Hitch didn’t perk up. I’m super into him. Why would you? Right, right, right. He also had a completely nude fight scene in Eastern Promises. Oh, I thought in Lord of the Rings. Really? He’s always nude. He gives it his all. I just didn’t know they made the. Every bit. Bits, prosthetic, I realized that recently. Not always. I know, but a lot of the time it’s fake. – Yeah. – Really? Yeah. There’s two advantages to that. I met like a sex coach recently. Number one, you’re not actually naked, and number two, in order to put a prosthetic over whatever you actually have, it is inherently bigger than whatever you actually have. Did Barry Keoghan do that? No, no, his is real. Wow, everybody. Calm down. Hold on, hold on, let’s stay focused here. Okay, sorry. I think this could be, Katrina, I didn’t see Madison’s face. I just saw her face and I think she needs to have this. Oh, Madison’s face? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Madison. Take this next one here. Let me remind you that the Golden Tee of Mythicality giveaway is currently underway. And you only have until the end of this week to enter for your chance to win, win what? Forty thousand dollars. Holy mackerel. Go to mythical.com for details and to enter. What’s that thing under there? There’s like a finger up under there. Oh, yeah. Don’t worry about that. We don’t, we don’t clean up. That’s Viggo’s. Yeah, don’t worry about that. It’s not a finger. Hey. – My favorite. – Barry Keoghan’s prosthetic. My favorite animal is me when I use my background check subscription on someone I just met, or anyone at any time. I just got chills from that for some reason. Wow. – A background check. – A background checker. So, you like have a subscription because you used this thing so much. Like People Finder. Yeah, you could do Whitepages. Yeah. Well, Emily, you have a lot of great stories. About, just in general. Yeah. But also about men that you have met. Yes. And it feels like your collective experience may have led you to think that this was a necessary measure. I mean, I don’t, I think it’s a great idea. Moving forward. I do, I think that this is, you know. Yeah, based on her stories that we continue to hear, it sounds like her background check is just meeting them. Dating them. Yeah. Yeah, well, okay. I’d probably put things on their background check. Yes. Okay, that’s a good point. Yeah. That’s a good point. Madison’s saying the Whitepages-ness of it all is, you know, in, in your line of work. Publicly available information. You need to know, you need to, you need to track down people’s information. That’s a good point, Link. So, you think this might be Madison. And you might give Viggo? Yeah. To Katrina. To Katrina. I like that move. Oh, yeah. Apparently, I’ve already written down on this card. Ways that you make me weak, and now I’m obligated to tell you because you won the game. That’s right. Rhett, I get weak when you wear open toe shoes. It’s like seeing the face of God in a toenail. Sorry. Hey. Those are cute. But there’s an ankle. I also get weak when I see your unpierced earlobes just waiting for a BFF outing to Claire’s. Well, mine are actually kind of pierced if you look closely, I mean. Outing. That’s like the weirdest possible way to deliver that line. I don’t read them ahead of time. I’m not really trying to deliver them with gusto. I’ve still got holes in my ears. You know what, while we’re here, I get weak watching you sip your Diet Dr. Pepper. If only I’d gone to medical school. That could be me. Oh my God. There’s more where that came from, but I’ll make you wait. Oh, because the doctor part. Because it’s the doctor. I got it. Somebody’s favorite animal is when someone’s mean to my mom. That’s a good one. Now we’ve met Hitch’s mom. You have. – That’s right. – Lovely lady. Yeah. Seems like. I wasn’t mean to her. No. And it, you had, it seems like you have a good relationship. It seems like you’re close. Yeah. I feel like we hit it off really quickly. Thanks for noticing it. And it seemed, yeah, right. You did. – You met my mom too. – She loves you guys. Yep. Met your mom. Yeah. I remember your mom too. Alright. She was great. Okay. No, your mom, we met your mom, actually we met your mom and both of your parents in both situations. Oh yeah, on the tour, right? Yeah. You can meet my mom, but I just don’t talk to her anymore. Sorry. So, that’s not you. Yeah, this ain’t you, I guess. It happens, it happens. Or you’re just like, only I’m allowed to be mean to my mom. So. There’s something, what I remember about your mom, Emily, is if somebody was mean to her, then, like, she probably, she doesn’t need anybody to step in. No, she doesn’t. Not that your mom does. I was gonna say. I’m gonna give this to Hitch because I think they got a good connection here. I haven’t, you know what, I haven’t really met, I mean, not that I would say that I did, but it’s just like, I haven’t met any bad Mythical parents yet. Maybe we can work on that. Katrina, help us out. Yeah, Katrina. I got you. Oh, I got you. Maybe the bad ones we just don’t get introduced to. Maybe that’s why. I think that’s why. You gotta hide them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta hide them in the dark. Okay. All right. Moving. This is a two parter. That’s why it’s paper clipped together. Okay, yeah. You can’t stop me. My favorite animal is me when I’ve carefully curated a Disneyland itinerary. And we have five minutes left in our Genie Pass window to make it to Indiana Jones across the park. That’s a good ride. Also, my favorite animal is me when I find a deal on Facebook Marketplace. Yeah. Okay. I want all of these to be Madison. I mean, they can be. Like this itinerary. Carefully curating a Disneyland itinerary. That’s a Madison. That’s fun. Executive assistant type vibes. I’m also a Virgo, so. I mean, it’s all just kind of aligned. Okay. Virgo Mortensen? Virgo Mortensen. Okay, I feel like we gotta go back to background check on Emily. Yeah, she’s, she’s playing it coy. But. I actually, I think I remember you talking about background checks. Emily? Me? Emily. Emily. Oh, hey. Emily. No, I’ve, I don’t think I have talked about it. I think she’s talked about it. No. I mean, I’ve talked about people I should have done background checks on. Cause I feel really good about, I don’t know, maybe Katrina. Maybe we switch Viggo and background. I don’t think, why is Katrina background checking people? Trying to find her mom. She’s married. No, I’m trying to find my dad. Okay. Hey. It makes sense. It makes sense. Right, yeah. I love you. That was a good one. I think we should switch it up. So who loves you, Katrina? Who’s in your life? My husband. Your husband? You got a husband. My friend. You seem to be closer with your husband’s family. Oh my God, yeah. They’re the best people ever. Like they seem to love you a lot. You’re not lacking in love. No, I feel very in love. You’re doing all right. And you guys. And us. Yeah! We love your. We love you. We love you. Oh my God, are you gonna cry? Oh my God, she’s gonna cry. The way they looked at each other was like. We love you. I just don’t know how to. Say it? Where’s the line? I just don’t know how to say I love you. It’s okay. I just know how to show it. Yep. I think we should switch them. No. We should not switch them. You know what? And, and if it helps, I’ll tell you what makes. Okay. What you do that makes me weak. You make me weak with your Bigfoot-esque silhouette. It gives you a sense of mystique. Makes me want to take a photo of you in the woods. Okay, okay. Like a senior portrait? Yeah. Bigfoot leaning up against a branch. Did everybody in your senior class, cause you come from the south as well. Yes. Lean against a tree in their senior portrait? Oh yeah, leaned against a tree and leaned against an old wooden, like, fence. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, the old fence. With moss on it and stuff. So will you switch? Cause, alright, I’ll give you one more to sweeten the deal to not switch. Alright? Okay, okay. So one more, okay? Okay. I get weak hearing that exasperated sigh you make when I do something stupid. What are you talking about? I don’t do that. Your timing is always perfect. Did that do it? Let’s keep it. We can keep it. Keep it. Emily? Yeah? No. No. Really? Shoot. Okay. Alright, well you should switch it then. Yeah. I will say this though, I’ve never paid up for those things, those background things, but I will kind of, I stalked my sixth grade boyfriend and he is in prison. Oh, wow. Yeah. For what? Bad? Bad. Bad? A bunch of stuff. Wow. Well, but like depth of bad. Yeah, like, you know. Bad bad? Like, murder? No, not murder. How long is he there for? I don’t know, but he’s been, he’s been back in there quite a few times. Oh, wow. And, yeah, so. You could do the thing where you go and talk to him on the phone while looking at him. I don’t think he’d remember me anymore. I hold on to like, I hold on to everything. I remember every single boyfriend I’ve ever had. You used to be on TikTok. What’s the Viggo? Oh my God. By the way, Eastern Promises is where you get to see his thing. He has a fight in a bathtub and I love Eastern Promises. I think that’s what Matt was talking about. Also, History of Violence, very spicy scenes. Very good stuff. I highly recommend. And yeah, it’s like why I won’t watch the new Lord of the Rings stuff. There’s no Viggo Mortensen in there. Okay. He doesn’t show up. Yeah. I need him. I need him very bad. Hidalgo. It’s a good one. Oh, I haven’t seen Hidalgo. You should see Hidalgo. Hidalgo. Do you see his doggo? No, but you see a horse-o? doggo, horse-o. Yeah, he’s like, it’s a true story about a guy who raced a horse across the Sahara Desert, I think. Who won, him or the horse? You know, everyone’s a winner in their heart. Okay. Yep. I just feel really good, well, Katrina, are we right of putting a background check on you? Yes. Okay. So you just, are you addicted to background checks? What’s the deal? No, I only do it if someone gives me like, bad vibes. Do me, do me. Okay, I will. Like, I’ve done landlords a lot. That’s smart. That’s smart. I just, anytime I’m like, I don’t, I don’t feel good about someone. I just do a little. And how often are you right? Yeah. Am I right? Yeah. Almost every time. Like, I’ve had a landlord in the past that had, like, stalking allegations on him. Yeah. So you moved? No. No. Let me guess, utilities were included, so you decided to stick around. It was a good deal, I mean. It was a good deal, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did have a landlord hit me up on Hinge. Discounts. Really? To live in his house. No, no, my old landlord hit me up on Hinge for a date. But I love to do background checks mostly for like, seeing if people are still married and stuff. Because I just, I hate when people like, post on Instagram and they don’t show their partners anymore and I’m like, it’s been four years. I gotta know. I gotta find the divorce papers. How much? It’s kind of expensive though. Well, yeah. It’s, like, 20 a month. Yeah, it’s not bad. Not bad? I mean. You pay $20 a month just to find out if people are married? No, the one that I use, it like links to every single social media platform you’ve ever made. – Dang. – So, like, you can find some weird stuff. Alright, so be honest. What? Have you, have you ran us? I haven’t. – No need. – Let’s do it. No need, I know. No need. You guys love me. You guys have pretty much documented, you are your own background check. Did you run on your husband? Yes. Does he know that? I think so, yeah. Of course. Oh, he will now. I mean, you gotta. Like the night before the wedding? Actually, it was. It was a few months before the wedding. Not too late. Well, I had dated him for almost ten years, and I was like, the few months before, I was like, probably should. Just in case. Probably should check in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, you never know. People, people are, I hear crazy stories. So Hitch, are we right about your mom? Yeah. You love your mom. – I do. – Y’all guy’s got a good bond. Yeah, it’s also one of those things where like, my brothers, I feel like always kind of like, bully her a little bit. So, when that happens, I’m just like. – Yep. – Fight them. You might be older and bigger, but I will punch you. Ain’t no shame in that. Alright Madison, so you’re a planner, you’re. Hello. You’re a Disney adult too, apparently. Hey! Don’t say that like a mean thing. Okay. Some of us find enjoyment in walking around a theme park for children. Indiana Jones ride is great. That is a good ride. It is a great ride. I always think he’s gonna get. I just don’t like to deviate from my itinerary because I am gonna do it best, so just follow me. I like having someone like you in the group, but I don’t like being that person. But I like being that person’s like, Lieutenant. Yeah. Thank you. – Listen to her. – We all need an enforcer. Copilot. To say Madison is correct. – Right. – Continue on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like wrangling the group. Yeah, I like that too. Yeah. I like that too. Do you give an orientation? I should. At the start? I should start doing a debriefing. Say a quick little like 10 minute intro. Like this is when you can eat. This is when you can pee. You know what you could do? You could get one of those tour guide things where everybody has the headphones and you’re talking into something. Get the flag. Can I expense it? May I expense it? Well if it’s a Mythical trip. It’s a Mythical trip. We should go to Disneyland. If more than 50 percent of your group is Mythical. I will. There was a time we were at a size that we went to Six Flags one time. Who, like, everybody, the crew all went to Six Flags? Thanks for the invitation. When was that? It was before you. What year was that? Before you. Before me. Before your time. 16, 17? 2017? They were like, we’re not taking this one in public. To the Six Flags. They’re like, we’re gonna cut this out. I wanna go. Let’s do it again! I wanna do it! Let’s do it! Everybody’s gotta get background checks though. Yeah! Yay! Katrina and Madison, pull it together. I got it. Peanut butter. I love peanut butter, man. Got a little Greek yogurt in there too. Oh, with the Greek yogurt. Dude, dude, look at that. I feel the muscles just building. Look at that. That’s that. Yeah, you got it! No, you got it!