Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’ve done some more shirt shopping on the internet and we found the most chaotically wordy ones. to try to find the worst that you can purchase. But first, we gotta let you know about the movie that we saw last night. Yes. We actually watched it twice. Yep. Loved it so much. Yep. We just sat in there. Sugar Grannies. Sugar Grannies. We didn’t pay for it the second time, though. Sugar Granny. This is. Man, tell them about it, Link. What was it about? Well, it’s when you, it’s when you don’t have a granny. to give you sugar. So, you hire a granny to give you sugar. And that’s just like, that’s like the business that was started. Right. And then the. But it’s, but. The star of the movie. Before you get any ideas, it’s all tasteful sugar giving. Yeah, it’s just like a little kiss on the cheek. So, like sometimes it’s a hug. A little peck on the. Sometimes it’s a cheek. A little peck on the neck. A little neck peck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn’t get excited at any point. It was just all, for me, it was just all just complete just good vibes. But the bad guy, he was, he, when his granny died, he was trying to get, to take her money. Right. But then the good guy just, just. Hey, don’t spoil it. He just really wanted sugar. Don’t spoil Sugar Grannies for all the people. We’re trying to, you know, it took us two times to watch it to figure out what happened, actually. Yeah, I think we’re probably gonna watch it again tonight. Come with us. To be honest with you. Alright, so, I’m gonna, I’m gonna do my thing where I show you the shirt. It’s, these are gonna have a lot of words. So the game’s gonna be real fun. A shirt printer, we call it. And then, so you’re gonna have to figure out what these shirts say. It’s a black shirt. Growth. I, my can learn. My can learn from my mistakes. I can learn from, oh, mistakes. I can learn from my mistakes, is an acronym. I can improve by working hard. I, improve. N, I will never give up. What is the word, do you think? Minstrel. Like a traveling singer. Minestrone. Minestrone. Mind. I’m determined to do, growth! Mindset, I’m determined to do my best. Yes, S, self reflection, helps me succeed. E? I? Mindsey? You know it’s mindset. Why are you doing it like that? So that you can guess what E stands for. Oh, I can overcome every challenge. I think it says hallelujah, though. I can overcome every hallelujah? No, challenge. It’s a challenge. Oh, challenge. Challenges easily. With ease. And T. Can train my brain. Effort. I can train my brain. – This is, this is, this is. – What is happening here? Why does this need to be on a shirt? It doesn’t need to be on anything. It doesn’t need to be in your mind either. Yeah, that one sucks bad. So that’s number one. Let’s see what we got here. This sucks about as bad as a shirt can suck. I just don’t know why you wanna buy that shirt. I guess if you’re. If you need a shirt. If you wanna stand in front of people, face away from them, and be a motivational shirt wearer? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, here we go, Rhett. Oh yeah, it’s also a black shirt. My people skills. Yep. My people skills are just fine. So, something else is probably not fine, don’t you think? My people skills are just fine. My, it’s my tolerance. What? What, oh, where is this gonna go? What do you mean by tolerance? It’s my tolerance. It’s my tolerance that’s a problem. My tolerance of idiots. To idiots. My tolerance to idiots? Not of idiots? Also your tolerance to grammar. My tolerance to. To idiots that needs work. My people skills are just fine It’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work. I really think it should be my tolerance of idiots needs work. Yep, it’s, yeah. That needs work. Tolerance to idiots. An idiot made this shirt. Yeah. Yeah. It’s not, that’s not so, is this worse? The person who made this shirt, if they just had a growth mindset, they would’ve learned. At least this is helpful. So this is worse. Of idiots. We like, we hate this one more. It’s in the number one spot. Number one. All right. Of course. I’m not seeing these either. Do all these shirts have to be black? Nope. I see. I see a white one coming up. Okay, all right, okay. If you’re waiting for a white one, stick around. Well, that one has a QR code. I won’t be looking that up. Then you’re dead. When you’re dead, maybe they started with, then you’re dead. It’s the continuation of a story. On another shirt. Yesterday’s shirt. Right. When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. You won’t, you don’t know you’re dead. Where could this one be going? When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. Right. Right, all right, all right. It’s only difficult for others. Wow. You don’t know you’re dead, it’s only difficult for others. Maybe that’s the end of it. This can’t be the end. This is a philosophy. When you’re, listen, like, don’t worry about dying. It’s not gonna be hard for you. It’s gonna be hard for other people. It’s the same way when it comes to when you’re. Oh, and then it looks like a big cursive. Okay, okay, let’s think about this. Yep. When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. It’s only difficult for others. It’s the same way when you’re. Alpha! Alpha? Alpha! Smart. You don’t know, if you’re smart, you don’t know you’re smart? Stupid. Yes, stupid. Yeah. When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. It’s only difficult for others. It’s the same way when you’re stupid. Well. I think that this is. It’s actually kind of true. I think this is part of my life philosophy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I agree. I agree with it. Yeah. I mean, if you’re stupid, sometimes you know you’re stupid, if people just flat out tell you. But you have to be smart enough to know that you’re stupid. – Right. – You know what I’m saying? Right. Yeah. There’s a sweet spot there. There’s a sweet spot. So, I like this one. Makes you think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We might wear this one. Philosophical. If that’s the question, we might wear it. So we’re gonna keep that one. Alright. Rhett, you asked for it. Now you’re gonna get it. Is this gonna be a white shirt? It’s gonna be a white tee. Yes. Yes. It’s so bright! Legs up, lights out. Okay, say no more. Okay, all right, I’m listening. Time to get, get it on. Looks like a Grateful Dead type thing. Legs up, lights out. Time to get, sleepy? Time to get frisky. Time to get, time to get. Is that a egg? I think it might be a different kind of flower. Is that two flowers? Okay, okay, okay, it’s gonna be a flower joke. It’s gonna be a flower joke. But flowers don’t have legs. Time to get photosynthesized. Legs up, lights out, time to get. Up. Turnt. Are those eggs or flowers? Oh, it’s eggs, you’re right. Fried. What? Scrambled. Time to get scrambled! No, they’re not, those are not scrambled. Time to get yolked. Time to get. Get my gas out. My eggs, hold on, hold on. That is what it says. No, no. Eggs out. What? Time to get my eggs out? Why is all the font different? Legs up, lights out, time to get my eggs out. Is this a fertility shirt? Keep going, keep going. Retrieval day. What? This is a shirt that you give to somebody who’s going to have their eggs put away. Yeah. Egg retrieval. What is the correct term? It’s not put away, right? It’s put away. It’s archived. We had to put the eggs away today. Frozen. Frozen. Have your eggs frozen. Legs up, lights out. Time to get my eggs out. Retrieval day! I like this one. That’s great. I have no issues with it. I mean, I would love to wear this. So hold on. A little irony. They do the retrieval in the dark? Yeah, I was, yeah. Legs up, let the doctor turn the light off. Time to get the eggs out. Legs up, lights out. Oh, they put you under. Hey, we should be wearing this. No, no, no. The other one. Stupid. We’re supposed to be wearing this one right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Legs up, lights out. Sometimes you don’t know you’re stupid. Time to get my eggs out. Retrieval day. Being dead is like being stupid. Okay. We’re gonna keep both of these. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s a good one. That was the best. So, I mean, there’s not a lot of shirt options for people who are having their retrieval day. Best game on the internet right here, y’all are watching it. Jesus! We only need to see the top half of Jesus to know that’s what it says. Jesus. Oh, and now we got America? In America’s public high schools? Okay. What? Okay. You need to stretch out the bottom there. I’m doing that with my. This is considered. A four letter word. Yep. No one says it. You’ll never hear it. You’ll never hear it. Jesus. Well, now you can take this a couple of different ways. Cause if you’re like, Jesus! It is a four letter word. You know what I’m saying? It’s an expletive, yeah. It’s an expletive. I mean, okay, but it’s also a five letter word. Right. Yeah. It’s a curse word. In America’s public high schools this was. It was the worst curse word you could say in our little community. It was better than, it was better than. It was worse than the F word. It was big deal if somebody said that. Yeah, you don’t say that. – I don’t. – So hard. You know, won’t be wearing this one for the, for ironic purposes. Even though that’s exactly what it would be. Okay, next one. Oh, it’s going that one down. All right, all right. I got, I got news for you. They’re all black from here on out. Oh gosh, okay. I can take it. Beautiful. Proud member. Sluts. Is it? It could be the S words again. Sluts? S-H-I-T-S! – But no. – Sluts for. Proud member sluts. Sluts. Oh, Southern, okay, here we go, acronym. Southern ladies under the sheets. – Is that? – Oh, yeah. Under tremendous stress. Oh, yeah, it’s tough sometimes. Southern ladies under tremendous stress. It can be tough being a Southern lady sometimes. I’m a proud member of sluts. Southern ladies under the sheets is so much better. Hey. Southern lady under the sheet. That’s a slut. Hey, when we go to Carowinds on Thursday, are y’all wearing your sluts shirt? Because I was thinking about doing it. If we all wear it, we have strength in numbers. This is too small for you, but I would love for you to wear it. Maybe tank it. Well, I was actually going to wear my Jesus in the public high schools is a four letter word. All right, how are we doing? Because I think we should be a witness at Carowinds. Okay, here we go. These are all very high quality, too. Oh, you can feel the softness? Might look like, I’m listening to you. I might look like I’m listening to you. But my head, out my head. But in my head. But in my head, I’m fishing Oh, that would be, that, fishing in your head. I’m fishing for thoughts. I’m in my head. It might look like I’m listening to you, but in my head. I think we can get it if you just show us the picture. It’s cats. Dogs. It’s a chihuahua. Dogs. It’s Jade and Jasper. Okay. Might look like I’m listening to you, but in my head I’m thinking about my dogs. Oh my gosh. I’m thinking about my getting more. I’m thinking about getting more chihuahuas. Yeah. Yeah, hey, this one’s good. Left turn after left turn. – Have you seen those people? – I have, I have chihuahuas. I got two. But have you seen the TikToks where people? But mine kinda look like this. Start panning around like a bedroom. And there’s like one chihuahua, two chihuahua, three chihuahua, four chihuahua, and then there’s like eight chihuahuas on their bed? Have you seen that? You’re saying multiple people have made this thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I’ve seen many multiple chihuahua. And then. Definitely wearing this. Have you seen the crazy looking chihuahuas that just like have their tongue like out the side and just growling like demons at each other? I might look like I’m listening to you. Those are crazy, man. But in my head, I’m thinking about getting more chihuahuas. I have a problem. I have a chihuahua problem. All right. I like that. It’s honest. You know what I’m saying? That’s for me right there. That’s for me. It’s like I’m thinking about getting more chihuahuas, so. I don’t even like admitting to the fact that my dogs are chihuahuas. So it’s like wearing that shirt’s gonna. They’re not really though. They’re part chihuahua. Yeah, that’s true. If you said, I got chihuahuas and you showed up with that, this, that if you brought your dogs to that person, they wouldn’t be happy. Yeah. They want chihuahuas. Want to adult. Truant to adult. Want to adult. I want to adult. Any goat. This one’s gonna be tough. Don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t want to adult anymore. I don’t want to adult anymore. I wanna be a kid. Is that a goat? Oh, I wanna be a kiddie. I wanna be a kid. I just want to goat. Please be more. Please not be the end of this. I just want to goat. Goat what? It’s gonna be an acronym or something. I don’t want to adult anymore. I just want to goat. Get off at Tulsa. I just want to goat. Goat. Cheese. Some chihuahuas. I don’t want to adult anymore. I just want to goat. Goat. Hold on, hold on. I just want to goat to the beach. Goat fishing. Goat, if it’s just goat. – Is there? – Here we go, here we go, here we go. Oh, you’re going over there. Oh, okay, it’s an acronym. Is it? Goat, eat. What. Eat what I want. I just wanna. Oh, I just wanna goat eat what I want. And. And poop where I please. Headbutt. People. Eat what I want and headbutt people. What? I don’t, why? The goat, you shouldn’t read the word goat as part of it. I don’t want to adult anymore. I just wanna eat what I want and headbutt people. We didn’t need the word. Goat! We only, we needed a picture of a goat, without the word. I just want to goat eat. Goat to eat. No, goat is just misplaced, man. This is wild. Yeah, yeah, this one’s, this one’s crazy. That’s, that is just. That’s a crazy shirt. Tha’ts quite. Somebody. I’m wearing it. Yeah, that is how I want it. I’m in charge. I’m the T-shirt designer. Hold on. Do you think people will know that’s a goat? – Well. – Put goat on there. Maybe we gotta put a word on there. I don’t want that one. Is that it? Yep. All right, well, I may look like I’m listening to you, but. In my mind, I’m fishing. Are you ready to make 100 dishes straight from the Mythical Kitchen? Well, they’re all waiting for you in the Mythical Cookbook, available now at mythicalcookbook.com