Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna take these letters and we are gonna challenge each other to say what the acronyms stand for off the top of our domes. Okay. Off the top, they say. You could also make it a rap if you wanted to. I don’t. Well, we can warm our brains up by playing Great Minds, okay? So we’re gonna fill in the blank from this great historical thinker. This is, Chögyam Trungpa Of course it is. A man will give up almost anything except his This has gotta be related to the wiener. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Foreskin. No, dignity. Is that right, though? A man will give up almost anything except his dignity? A man will give up almost anything except. His child. His. What is it? Suffering. That’s profound. Would give up almost anything. That’s profound. Except his suffering. Wow, yeah, I’m really gonna think about that one. I’m gonna have to spend some more time with that one. Okay, so, how many letters are we choosing? Ten for each guy, right? Ten is a long acronym. I think, maybe. Okay. – So, I pick first. – Okay. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. That you’re giving to me? That we’re, that we’re challenging each other. So I have ten. And, I’m gonna, I’m gonna lay them out so I know what I got. And let’s, I’m gonna start with, let’s start with a four. Four rounder. A four letter word? Yeah, a four, four letter acronym. Like a, that’s using any curse words. Like, it could be a curse word, yeah. Okay, and because, because that’s what you said, I’m gonna go with H O, you ready? L. Y. Holy. So if you want to make a four letter word, a four letter sentence out of holy. You also don’t have to. Make a. It doesn’t have to be a word. Yeah, I know that. I was just. Oh, you just wanted to lead with holy? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Got it, got it. I was taunting him. Got it. We thought you were gonna go for a Chappell Roan reference with your H-O, and, but then you, But then you went holy, so. – Yeah. – Chappell Roan. That, that reference would have been – H. – H-O-T. I don’t have the T. I’m oddly proud of you. I was educated. Yeah. You know, I’m a student. I’m a student of music. As a, as an up and coming. – You’re giving me too much time. – Out of work DJ. Yeah, go. I mean. What is it? As soon as the word’s up there, you gotta say the acronym. So I’m gonna say the first thing that I saw when I saw holy, which was, has Olivia left yet? Right. Because it’s something that it would be shorthand in like a social situation. Holy? Has Olivia left yet? Because that’s when you’re gonna show up at the party? I know it doesn’t make any sense, but it is kinda like. Leave it up there. Yeah, Scrabble, where you leave it. Yeah. Yeah, you leave it. Nice, that’s cool. Hold on, Link. Yes! All right, there you go. Okay. Now you throw one up there. Stevie, what were you about to say? Maybe a four. Give me a four as well. It seemed like you were saying something. No, there’s some chatter going on about. I don’t know, I wasn’t paying attention to the chatter. Something more entertaining than what we’re doing over here? No, no, no, no, no. Has Olivia left yet? I don’t know. Y-M-N Yo, my nads grown! I just looked down. Yo, my nads have grown! Oh, no, not have grown My nads grown! Yo, my nads grow! Grow or grown? Grown. Grown. – Thank you. – It could be groan with an A. Thank you for clarifying. Has Olivia left yet? Yaks. Well, no, you’ve, you’ve committed. You’ve committed. Yaks make night games. Oh, okay. All right. So now, do I get more letters or do I have? Oh yeah, we should be. Yeah, you can refill your 10. Take four more. Okay. You take four more as well. And then I’m going to. And I’m not going to watch you do it. I want to turn around. I want to see it and I want to do it. Well, I think you can, I mean, You can think about it a second, man. A second, a second. Yeah, so, I don’t care if you think about it while it’s going up, cause that’s what I’m gonna do. Well, I’m gonna start this way and see what happens. F-G-E. Now you’re saying it out loud. Yeah, I am. F-G-E “pel”. All right. F-G-E-P-L. Falcons get excited! Plus. Love. Nope. Try again. Forget grapes. Experience pizza. Link. All right, you can’t have proper nouns. Okay. Forge girth, entirely pronouncing. Hold on, what is this, what is this? What does forge girth mean? You want me to you when you do it? Yes. I’ve already done four, three. Yeah. Feeling good even. professionally Is that where the L is? In professionally? I’ll give that to you. Feeling good, even professionally. Hey, you know what, that is where we’re at. That’s right, we’re feeling good even professionally. We’re feeling good. Privately, personally, professionally. All right, throw me something up there. Okay. Let’s leave that in the middle so I can grab some if I want. Yeah, if it doesn’t make sense, then you gotta, you gotta me. Is that greek? X-C-Z-O-E. That’s tough, homie. Xylophone criticism. Xylophones. X-ray creatures Zillow on everyone. X-ray creatures Zillow. Zillow, as in going on the Zillow? Yeah, on everyone. Zillow as a verb. Oh, I’ve, I’ve Zillowed. You. What is on everyone? You Zillowed on me and Christy the other night actually. Because she was trying to Redfin on you and you Zillowed her. I did. You Zillowed all over. Yeah. I don’t accept it. In my car. You Zillowed all over everything. I don’t accept the Redfins. Okay. Alright. But if I had to, xylophone chases. Yeah. Xylophone chases zip over equator. Xylophone chases zip over equator? Yeah, it’s, it’s a sport. Right, that’s done commonly in the Caribbean. Yeah, yep. Okay. Rhett, when you, when you were, you know, trying to use Instagram and TikTok less. I don’t know where you’re at with that. Where are you with that? You came back a little bit. Are you in an in between? I’m glad you asked me this because literally last night I was sitting there thinking it’s time to get them off my phone again. Yeah. Time to get them off my phone again. What can I do to tell, what can I say to my wife? So that she could decide that she would want to make that decision for herself. Cause I don’t think she’s in an unhealthy place. Oh, really? Tell me more. Well this morning I was like. You know what? I walked in the room and she was on her phone and I walked out and I got ready and I walked back in and she was still on her phone and I said, what are you looking at? And she was like, do you need to know? Yeah, good answer Christy. And, I didn’t have an answer for that. I’ll have some advice for her if you just put some words up there. Well, I was asking because I, I’m trying not to use as much, of those two apps, and I find, where my time goes now on my phone to be a little depressing because I’m pretty positive one of my top used apps is Zillow. Yeah, you need to touch grass, y’all two. Yeah. You find other ways to entertain yourself, you know? Hanads. So you’re using the Z as an N? I am. Okay. Thank you for noticing. Okay. This is fun. This is advice for Link’s wife, Christy. Okay, good. Oh, yeah, now we’re, like, making it an assignment. Have alternative nightly activities. What? And the first suggestion is DS During sex. I was thinking something even dirtier than that, but I’m gonna say during sex. What about dirty sex? Okay, have alternative nightly activities, comma, dirty sex. That’s what I’m gonna say. There you go. Next time your wife’s looking at her phone, suggest an alternative nightly activity of dirty sex. Hanads, perhaps? Hanads. Hanads question mark. My nads. Hanads. You know what I’m saying? Make an appointment? Yeah, cause you can be like, hanads, because, “ymng”! Cause you may, cause, yo, my nads grown! Right? That’ll really get her going. That’ll really get her going. Women love that kind of talk. Alright, give me one. Is it a? That’s a, that’s a really short P. You gonna, you gonna hit me with the Q? No, no, no, no, no. C-P, Q-C-P, Rare vulva. Quantify. We gotta stop, man. Okay. All right. We gotta stop? All right. I’ll pull back. I’ll pull. Or I’ll pull out. Okay. Rich ventriloquist. There you go. Quickly compensate puppets? Because if you don’t pay those puppets quickly, they will revolt. Yeah, you got it. Rich ventriloquists quickly compensate their puppets. You gotta pay your puppets. No, if you get rich enough as a ventriloquist, you gotta start paying your puppets. You gotta start paying your puppets. Right. You gotta put it somewhere. Come on team! You gotta put it somewhere! That was the best one! – That was a tag team! – You should quit! You should quit. Rich ventriloquist, quantify, qualify. – Quickly. – Quickly. compensate puppets. Yes. Oh, now I go. Yeah. Okay, now I go for you. How about this? F job. What does F job stand for? Friendly Jesus, owes Barnabas. Okay, too biblical. It’s too biblical. It’s like Bible school acronyms. Friendly Jesus owes Barnabas. – Really, Jesus don’t owe. – He owes Barnabas big time. Jesus don’t owe Barnabas nothing, man. Barnabas owes Jesus. What did Barnabas do? Wasn’t he? What did Barnabas do? I don’t know. Not much. Okay. I thought he was the other guy. He was gonna be executed too. Oh, he was Paul’s boy. Paul’s boy. Paul and Barnabas, yeah, they would do some journeys. Yeah, yeah. Okay. He’s basically an intern. He was Paul’s unpaid intern. But, we digress. Forget jobs. Only beach. Okay. All right. Yeah. I have to. Yeah. I didn’t know you could say what was actually in the acronym said, but forget jobs, only beach. Like, this is, this could be, like, a beach bumper sticker. A beach. Like a beach town bumper sticker. It’s on a towel, actually. It’s on a towel. F Job. I’ve F’d my job. Because, forget jobs, only beach. Falsifying janitor obituaries blows. Yeah, I can’t, I don’t disagree. You don’t want to lie about a dead janitor. It’s like, how did he die? You know, give it to us straight. Thank you, Stevie. Why’d you like that one? Why did you think something I said was funny? It was really a tag team effort, that you, the, the, the acknowledgement, from Rhett was, you know, made it even better than it was, but it was already great. Okay. You’re both great. We’re both great. Yeah. T-X-K-I-I-D-M. “Txkiidim”. “Txkiidim”. “Txkiidim”. I’m having trouble with the X. It’s a tough one. Because I don’t want to go with xylophone or X-ray again. Xerox. Xerox? Okay, I can’t use brands. X-Men, can’t use proper nouns. It’s a tough game. What is that? What is that animal that starts with an X? Badger. The X is silent. Xanthan gum. Oh, there we go. Tracing xanthan Cats. Yeah, I accept. Okay. Tracing xantham cats in IBS. A nested acronym. I like that. Oh gosh, this is tough, man. Maybe I should go in reverse. Married dalmatians itch. Two I’s, man. You’re killing me. You’re killing me, dudes! The xylophone knowledge in isthmus’s dates myself. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My, my, my dirty inderwear. Inderwear. Itches cause. The follow up to Ender’s Game. My dirty inderwear itches cause exciting times. There you go. Happened down there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My dirty inderwear. Alright, so now you gotta go in reverse. – And you gotta do. – Oh, thigh hands? Thigh hanads. Thigh hands. Yeah, I’ll give you thigh hands. Okay. The Hawaiian, oh. Yeah, yeah, you can leave it off. The Hawaiian yodelers have aged Mary. No, no. The Hawaiian Yodelers have always never. – All right. – Done shh. Oh, you’re anti-Hawaiian yodelers? Yeah, I don’t, that’s my least favorite type of yodeler. Make an F job. The Hawaiian yodelers have always known. I’ll accept it. Dis subject. – This is. – Oh, no, no, no! When you play the game for a couple hours and you’re really. The Hawaiian yodelers have always. The Hawaiian yodelers have all Nintendo DS. The Hawaiian yodelers hatched a national defense strategy. Yeah. Let me guess, it involves yodeling? Yeah, that’s my, that’s it. Oh, they’re coming! The Hawaiian yodelers have actually, what did I say? Have, hatched a national defense strategy. There it is. That’s it. That’s it. That’s “hyhands” for you. Favorite game. Favorite times. Okay. We’re done. We’re out. No, just do this one. Bye, Jove. Don’t miss your chance to grab September’s Pin of the Month, available today only at mythical.com