GMMore 2672: We Play Tapple

Welcome to Good Mythical More. Can we Tapple our way to success? It’s kind of like list them all, but you have to say, them starting with the letter that hasn’t. It seems like it might actually help. It might actually help us. Yeah, but there’s a timer. But first, before we do that, let’s donate $1,000 to vote.org to aid in their mission to build best in class, culturally competent programs, cutting edge voter tools, and high profile partnerships to reach and empower voters across America, especially historically underserved voters of color and underrepresented young voters. Please join us in giving at vote.org/donate Nothing like a young voter. That fresh vote. Gotta do it. All right, so Tapple, here we go. Is this something, that you, crew, play? Tapple? Is this at your, your game nights with all your Trader Joe’s snacks? Your Millennial parties? Your Gen Z slash Millennial parties? I like word games, though. So maybe I’ll be into this. Chase and, are saying yes back here. Okay. First one is, we’ll do it in front of me, but like, the next one we’ll do it in front of you. To start it, we just hit this? Okay. Emotions. Whenever you’re ready. Love. Melancholy. Hate. Frustration. I’m not in touch with emotions. I was about to say, you had lots of time there. It went longer than I thought it would. Cause I started with a letter, and I was like, what’s an emotion for O? Yeah, yeah. O, what is an emotion for O? Otherness. I don’t know. You don’t know? And then I went to J. What’s an emotion for J? Juiciness. I don’t know, like, I wouldn’t, if I don’t have one, then you go to the next one. Like, I, introspection. That’s not, that’s an action. It’s not an emotion. Introspective. I’m feeling introspective. Okay, alright. I mean, you gotta come up with something. Alright, so, alright, you won that one. Okay. – Let’s go with another. – Next category is. Something green! Juice. – What? – Juice. Juice. You have to hit that. Frog. Green. Mowed grass. Oh, that’s good. Hit the button. Sorry, I don’t know the rules. Cash. Wastewater. It’s more brown, green wastewater, is it? Yeah. Yeah. – It can be. – Civil engineer. Yeah. Yeah. Kermit. Oh, that’s good. Okay. rig, rigor mortis. Rigor mortis is the stiffness of a dead body. I was thinking a rigor mortisfied body. But. Am I violating the rules by doing two words? I would have counted it. Because I was thinking a dead body with rigor mortis. Yeah, I don’t know when a body turns green. Sometimes never. Let’s come up with some other green ones just to like flash our pan here. Lush. See, this seems cheating. Cause I was gonna say lush grass. You can’t do that. You can’t do that. You said mowed for M, that worked. Really? It seems like it also cheated. – I don’t know. – No, I like that. What’s something green that’s W? Watermelon. J, jewels. Okay, what about B? What else is green? What else is green? Let’s just actually play the game. Okay, let’s play it. We’re having such a difficult. I’m trying to get better before we play. Well, hey. Play often to practice, practice like you play. What is it? Tapple often. Player’s choice. So you can, whatever category you want. Is this how it goes at your parties? I don’t wanna do player’s choice. Yeah, just come up with something. I don’t wanna choose. Something, let’s go with an easy one. Animals. Okay. Alright, so we’re going easy. Animals. We should be able to get all. Every single one. We should be able to run the board with animals. Yeah, we should. Kangaroo. Nope. Don’t do that. Locust. Jack rabbit. Do I do this now? Yeah. Oh, I do that. Marmot. What’s the F? Flamingo. Oh, God. You already said frog, you can say it again. – All right, let’s keep going. – Let’s keep going with this one, man. I hate myself for what I just did. All right, I’m mounting a comeback on animals. Hare. Like a rabbit? Yes. I was gonna say hippo, but you just said hare. Just look at another one! The pressure! This is not my lifestyle. What do you mean it’s not your lifestyle? Too much pressure, man. Too much pressure, man. Well, maybe you need more pressure in your life. No, no, no, no, no. I’ve, I’ve, once you let all the pressure out, you’re just like. Well. Alright, I gotta keep going, though. Cat. Okay. Hit the thing. Elephant. Dog. Okay. Opossum. Bat. Rat. Aardvark. Water buffalo Tarantula. Snake. Pig. You got G, I, and N, Okay. N, I. There’s gotta be an easy N animal. Animal. Okay, G. I can’t even talk, I can’t get my brain to work. Gopher. I. I, ice monkey Invertebrate. No. Iguana. Iguana. Yes. N. N. Don’t tell me Don’t, don’t tell me. Should be easy. Nantelope. Gnat. Nudie bronk Non-plussed. Nudie bronk is one. Is that real? Well yeah man, you’re a diver. Those little colorful worms that stick to rocks. In the oceans. Our land. Alright, so now we’re in business. They don’t have labels. We know we could go, we could clear the board. Yeah, we didn’t. We had two tries and we still didn’t do it. But I’m trying to just give us confidence. Oh, this is good, this is good, this is good. And this is fitting. You know what? As somebody who doesn’t like pressure. Reasons to celebrate. Reasons to celebrate. Birth. Oh, I was gonna say that. Death. If you don’t like the person. Why are you celebrating death? You celebrate the death of somebody? If you don’t like them. That’s horrible. Graduation. Marriage. Having kids with a K. Having kids. Twins. Retirement. Promotion. Celebrate. Surprise! What? It’s a surprise party. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s Friday. Oh, that’s good. Thursday! No. You can’t do days after Wednesday. Okay. Love. Okay. What’s it called when you have? Jewish holiday. Well, there was an H, you could have just said Hanukkah. Okay, or I. Let’s keep going. I, we would celebrate. Keep going. Hanukkah. Hanukkah. Anniversary. Elopement. Got it. Crushing it. I’m celebrating no smoking for a year. Got it. Just because. Reasons to celebrate. Yeah. Yeah. Idiot passed. A test. And then finally, O. Let’s be, let’s make this a good one, not a cheat one. Ocean improvement. Ocean day. Ocean cleanup. Ocean cleanup. There we go. Alright, we’re done. Something. How do we? You stop pressing it. Or, you just let it keep going and we start again with something scary. Okay, alright. Something scary? Yeah. Okay. That’s, this is subjective, you know. Whatever’s scary to you. I don’t know. Jump scare. Okay. Hit the thing. Knuckle sandwich. Stealing. That’s very scary. Love can be scary for some. Okay, what about. Poot during a presentation. It could just be poot. – Double P. – It could just be poot. Motion. For people who are motion sick. I’d be scared of it. I’d be scared of it. I thought you were talking about, like, in a courtroom. You gotta go, man! Gross wounds. So, if you hit that and right after you hit it, you would have had time. So I’m gonna count that. All right. Fog. Why are you scared of fog? Hellcats. Just hell. Hellscape. You could just hit the thing, you know. Elephants. I don’t. People are scared of elephants! Elephants are great. Some people are very scared of them! Cinder, cinders flying from volcanoes. Bats. You are afraid of bats. Isthmuses. Yeah, they’re scary. They’re very thin land. They get paranoid. Hit that every time after. Avalanches. Public washrooms. Okay. Tarantulas. You can’t say something. They’re scary. Never. What’s a scary D? What’s a scary N? Demons? Demons. Come on, it’s easy to do it from over there. I’d like to see you over here underneath this tick tocking. So we have N, O, R left. Demons. What’s something scary that starts with an R? Roofies. Rats. Roofies, yeah, roofies are scary. Something starts with an O, something scary. Only children. Nope, nope, nope. Not scary. – Ogres. – Omens. Yep. And N? Night. Nightmares. Nightmares. There we go. Hey, we’re getting it. The crew’s helping us. I’m not insulted. Okay, here we go. We’ve been through all the categories and we still have more time. Give us another category, Katrina. GMM themes. Themes? What do you mean, themes? GMM things. We don’t have themes. Things. Things. Then we’ll just start looking at the set and saying things. Yeah. Yeah, don’t do that to us. We can do it. Okay. We’ll do it though. Rhett. And hit the thing. Link. Flame logo. Thanks. Stevie. Desk. D. Josh. K, what’s K? K could be. If we keep doing names it’s gonna, oh God. If we keep doing names it’s gonna get embarrassing. Yeah I’m not. For one of us. I’m not doing any names. Something else in the world of GMM. Uh, the G. Oh, yeah. As well as the M. And the other M. Doesn’t count. New episodes. Okay. What about, eat, eating. Wheel. Wheel. O stands for. P is for Polish version. What? There’s a Polish version of Good Mythical Morning. Yeah, the faster you go between these, the more it would help you. All right. Anybody got another? Anybody got another one? One last one. Disney movies. Oh, no, no, no. Disney movies? We don’t wanna. Sandwiches. We don’t wanna, oh, okay. Sandwiches. Sandwiches. Disney sandwiches. Here we go. Pastrami. Jam. Ham. Grape. Grape sandwich? Grape and? That’s not good, dude. Yes! I put grapes on a sandwich. Don’t make, don’t, hey, listen, don’t take issue with mine. Just do yours. – Yeah, but when it doesn’t. – And this won’t happen. Yeah, but when it’s, when, when you. A grape sandwich? Can, you want, I can make one probably in five minutes. A sandwich. Disney movies. Aladdin. Lion King. Maleficent. Little, oh. He’s stumped already. Okay, Bambi. Is that Disney? Yeah, yeah, that’s Disney. We’re that bad. We’re that bad. Pinocchio. Okay. Think of a Disney movie first. Cars, technically. I’m gonna go with, The Rock in Moana. Never Neverland. Oh, God. Oh my God. Never Neverland? Peter Pan. Where’s the P? It’s already taken. Dang. That’s how you started. Why did you do Disney movies? Because she said it. But this is, here’s the thing. To what person is this entertaining? Well, cool, what about cool stuff? Cause it’s just frustrating to people who actually know Disney movies. Cool stuff. Cool stuff. We’re going out on cool stuff. This is something we know. No, we’re doing cool stuff. Just doing cool stuff. Erasers. Yeah. Erasers are cool. You know, Jesus. Catnip. Pretty cool. What it does to cats. Pretty cool. Motorcycles. Alright, what about, belts? Very cool. Helmets for my motorcycle. Helmets aren’t cool, man. Yeah, they are. Hey, helmets are cool, kids. What about, tricks? Yeah, tricks are cool. Hit the thing faster! Let’s keep going. Sandwiches. What? Grape sandwiches. Lovemaking. Oh yeah. Puns! Neo soul. It’s a music genre. Fiction. Gory Jordan Peele movies. Jordan Peele movies. Water talk. Oh, no. Ketamine treatment. Oh, yeah, there you go. Okay. Rotator cuff surgery. If you need it, it’s very cool. Indigo Girls. Yes! Dams. Very important. Acid rain collection. Very cool. Have you seen how they do it? Olives. Oh, boo, and it’s over. I hate that we ended on olives. But they’re cool. But we did. Subscribe to the Sporked newsletter for the latest and greatest in food rankings and new product reviews. Get it every other week in your inbox, sporked.com

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