Welcome to Good Mythical More. You know, sometimes you can say a word so long that it starts to sound crazy? Wild. And sometimes there’s some words that mean things that are wild, that if they didn’t, they could be good names. That’s right. We’re going to. I don’t know if that was just an A, B or not, but I’m trying to see. We’re just hoping that some of you, if you are currently thinking about having children, could use some of these names if we convince you today. But first, we gotta tell you about the recent podcast that we’ve been enjoying. Yes. Midnight Slurpees. We are obsessed with it. You know, it’s like, do you really want to listen to the sound of slurping of Slurpees to sleep? At midnight you do. You do. You do. And it’s, it’s, it’s kind of like, the gamma noise. The gamma noise? You know, when you get those noises that like, just make you zone out or go to sleep. Yeah. But, but it’s that, but it’s Slurpee frequency. And you would be, you’d be surprised at the number of things that can slurp. Of course, you knew people, gorillas, chimpanzees and anteaters could slurp. Right. But did you know that you can even, if you get a microphone small enough, you can listen to a little bacterium slurp. That’s some of my favorite. And it’s conversational. So it’s like different slurping bacterium talking to each other. My favorite episode was when they interviewed that guy that had the staph infection. And I thought that they were going to let him slurp. But they actually just moved the mic to the staph infection. And we listened to the antibacterial. I mean, the antibiotic resistant bacteria in his staph infection slurp. And you would think it was gross, but it was so soothing. You gotta check it out. Yeah, my favorite one was the dentist slurp. – Yep. – Close, close. That thing? Yep. Yeah. Okay. Look, we’re gonna have an open mind, Stevie, as you give us these words that mean things that you should never name people. Okay, yeah. Can I hit you with a rubber band? How close did it get? I don’t, I can’t, I couldn’t even see where it went. You wanna hit something else though? Because you won the, the chance to hit something else. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cheap thrills. These are the cheap thrills in, in piñata form. What? How does this work? Oh, I guess you don’t hit it. You pull it. I think you just, yeah, you’re pulling the wrong, you pull the, pull the strings. Yep. I don’t think you pull it with that type of gusto. You just, oh. This is fun. Do I pull them all? Same time? No. That won’t work. Yes, yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! This is better than Midnight Slurpees! These are really cheap thrills. Better than Midnight Slurpees. You got yourself a really cheap fidget spinner. You’ve got a wind up. There it goes. Oh, that’s cool. And these guys, is this still a thing? It is now. It is now. But this one is not actually satisfying. I don’t think they call them poppers. Yeah. Okay, give us the, give us a word. Okay, yeah, I mean, have you seen this trend on TikTok? It’s like, people proposing, if these words weren’t other words, they’d make beautiful names. So this is just like, this is for you to judge, you know, if they would. We’ve talked about this. Yeah, if they would, you know, maybe who, who would it apply to? Who would you think this type of person is? Oh, I like your, you got a nice belly button, wetness. Yeah, Stevie, I’m nervous and you know when I get nervous. My belly button sweats. You’re not supposed to point it out. So that is, that’s the place where the? Ice went everywhere. Ice went everywhere. Apostrophe. Apostrophe, so it’s like, Italian? Apostrophe. I feel like it sounds Greek. Apostrophe Neal. Greek. Apostrophe. Oh, it’s an elephant. Wow. It’s like, kind of like Penelope? It doesn’t really roll off the, apostrophe. It doesn’t roll off the tongue. I think, there’s some phrases to test whether, you know, a name is good. Well, you would call them trophy for short. Trophy. – That’s a little. – Short for apostrophe. Aggrandizing, isn’t it? Like, hey, Trophy! Pull your pants up! Yeah, but think about it. If trophy didn’t mean trophy, and apostrophe didn’t mean apostrophe, trophy is actually a good name because it rhymes with Sophie. And if you had twins. Trophy. Trophy and Sophie. Okay. Have I talked you into it? What about tropher? Tropher? Yeah. Like Tropher and Topher, yeah. Gopher. Gopher, gopher is a good name? – I think anything that doesn’t. – He’s running for office. Currently have another bad meaning. An apostrophe is actually a pleasant thing, like. I don’t like it. Most names mean something in some other language anyway, right? And if you found out that your name just meant a little mark that you can put on things to make them possessive or conjunctive or whatever it is, but, you’re right, it doesn’t really roll off the tongue. It’s not fun to say, apostrophe. Because it’s got “ah-pah-straw-fee”. Like, “a-pah-straw”. Like, those things that you, none of those are thrilling. “A-pah-straw”. Too many syllables. Okay. Moving along. Genitalia. Okay. Jenny. Jenny. Yeah, call her Jenny. Jenny. Listen to Jenny, she’ll tell you what you want to hear. Jenny’ll tell ya. Jenny’ll tell ya. Jenny’ll tell ya whatever you want. Jenny’ll tell ya. Hey, she’s got a secret and Jenny’ll tell ya. It did it. But you didn’t, it didn’t do the right effect because he didn’t hit the lens. Try again. Oh, man. Well, I’ve got a few more tries. Jenny’ll tell ya. Jenny’ll tell ya. Just keep listening. Hey, come close. Come close, Jenny will tell you. Let me introduce you to Jenny. Gosh, that’s creepy, man. Let me introduce you to Jenny. She’ll tell you. She’ll tell you. Jenny. We ruined it. You guys know you are repeating the same thing over and over again. – Hey, listen. – Over and Topher? We will keep going. Genitalia. Genitalia. Genitalia Jefferson. Genitalia Jefferson. The first, The first woman on the moon. Yeah. Genitalia Jefferson. She just, she planted both of her feet on the moon. The first woman to somersault on Venus. Genitalia Jefferson. Genitalia Jones. Cause I’m putting it into the deep future. Yeah. When genitalia doesn’t mean anything other than just Jenny will tell ya. Like maybe. When we’re somersaulting on Venus. Genitalia Jefferson. Genitalia Jefferson. First to time travel. Yes, so that’s a yes. Genitalia. Definitely a yes. It will happen. Definitely to that. Kibosh. Kibosh McLaughlin. Kibosh. Kibosh is a really good last name. Kibosh. Mr. Kibosh. Mrs. Kibosh. Put the kibosh on genitalia. No, we don’t have to go back. We don’t have to go back to Jenny’ll tell ya. – Jenny will tell ya. – Kibosh. Kibosh. Kibosh Smith. Kibosh. Kibosh. Seems like a good dog’s name. Yes. For like now. You know, you don’t have to wait until the distant future to use it. Kibosh. My daughter brought her boyfriend over, Kibosh, to meet us. He’s, he’s thinking about going to law school. Kibosh is thinking about going to law school. I like Kibosh. The K and the B right next to each other. Kibosh. It feels like it could ruin an intimate moment. Oh, kibosh. It’s just like, I just wanted to let you know. Kibosh! I love you, kibosh. It feels like it just, it just takes me out of it. Takes you out of the love? It takes me out, kibosh. It puts the kibosh on. Yeah, it does. I don’t like it. Take it back. Wow, that was a journey. That, it’s hard, we started high on that one. Tell you to take it back. Malaise. Malaise McLaughlin. Well, I mean, you’re so close to mayonnaise at this point. Mayonnaise McLaughlin. Mayonnaise is not bad either. Yeah. Mayo. Malaise. Cause you got Melissa. Think about it, if Melissa meant something else and you’d be like, Melissa, that’s a weird name. Malaise. Malaise-a. Malaysia. Malaise-a, Malaysia. Malaysia is. I’m sure there’s somebody named Malaysia. I think it’s also a land. It is a land. Malaise. – Malaise, malaise, malaise. – Malaise. It’s kind of like Elise, but mixed up. It definitely doesn’t take you outta the moment. Hey, I wanted to let you know that I want to spend the rest of my life with you, malaise. You’re the most, you’re the most, you’re the most beautiful person that I’ve ever been around inside and out, malaise. And I have decided that I would like to spend the rest of my life with you if you would have me. My life malaise. And listen, if you’ve got any questions about me, Jenny will tell you. Come over here, Jenny. Jenny will tell you. Jenny will tell you everything you need to know. Salmonella. Oh, Salmonella. I mean, that sounds like a first and last name. Did you say Salmonella or salmonilla? I did say. Because salmonilla is vanilla flavored salmon. Yes. Salmonella. That’s the, that’s the pen pen in me. Well, it’s got Sal in it and it’s got Nel in it. I was trying to keep it a secret, but she’s Salmonella. Sal, Salmonella. How can I make this work? Sal, first of all, maybe it’s a middle, it’s a first name and a middle name. Sal, maybe it’s just a first and last name. Salmonella. That’s what I, that’s what I was saying, but that. That means, that doesn’t, that means it doesn’t work. But Mr. Sal Manella, there’s probably one that exists already out there. Sounds like a Garbage Pail Kid. Yeah. Sal Manella. I can’t make it work as one word, cause it sounds like, it sounds like a first and last name. Cause Sal already exists, not gonna happen. Cloaca. Chloe. We already, we kinda did this. We named it. That’s true. We named a chicken Cloaca. Yep. Called her Chloe. It really worked. She was a hero. Yep. So we’re going with that one. She crossed the busiest. Chicken specific. Cloaca. Usage. Well, I mean, because would you bring that up to a human, human name? Cloaca I think if you were like, it’s a family name. Cloaca. You know what I’m saying? And her sister, Alopecia. Sometimes you say the name and then you have to say that it’s a family name even if it isn’t. I feel like it could be the next Kardashian. Cloaca Kardashian? Yep. Okay. On the new season of Kardashians, the introduction of Cloaca. I might tune in. The bastard daughter. Applying a southern accent and like urgency. I feel like. Cloaca! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where’s Cloaca? There’s a fire. She probably started it. Where’s Cloaca? The. The oil hadn’t been changed in the truck. That’s so urgent. That’s the most urgent thing I can think of. It’s something that needs to happen every 5, 000 miles. Routine maintenance is urgent if it’s overdue. I’m tellin ya, it’s according to the manufacturer’s recommendations. And if you don’t believe me Jenny’ll tell ya. I like Cloaca. We do like it. – We like it. – Okay. Loquacious. Loquacious. I like this one. Loquacious. A lot. Loquacious. It could work. – First of all. – It just means you’re talkative. Putting an L-A at the beginning of a name is already a conventional thing to do. Quacious is a good. And quacious is really good. Quacious is the name of a judge, you know? A judge. Which judge? What, I just mean it’s a good name for a judge. I was about to say, it’s like. I’ve now appeared before, Quacious. I was about to say, you’re more familiar with the legal system than I am. I’m a product of the legal system. Quacious What’s the good last name that goes with Quacious? The first woman to. I think Quacious is a masculine. Okay. Loquacious. Loquacious. Okay. The first man to. Give a sermon. Yeah, okay, keep going. On the International Space Station. Oh, the first man to give a sermon. Loquacious Dollar. Loquacious Dollar. Great grandson of Creflo. Right. Ayahuasca. Ayahuasca. Then you ayahuasca. Okay? Is that a deal? Aya. Aya already works. Huasca. Ayahuasca. This has probably already happened. You know, somebody. Ayahuasca McLaughlin. Has a, has a, has a very significant experience. Comes back home. Changing my name. Gets pregnant. It’s like, well Ayahuasca. You know what I’m saying? Wait, they have an experience, come home, get pregnant, and then they say, well? They say, well, what are we going to name this baby? Okay. Ayahuasca. Aya. In the story, I thought the person who went was already named that. But that doesn’t make sense. Now I understand how it’s. Ayahuasca. I think Aya’s a good nickname. That works. Oh yeah. Ayahuasca, this is a good one. Just got my old changed at Jiffy Lube, guess who did it? Ayahuasca Fleming. She was wearing yoga pants the whole time. And she put sunflower oil in my car. She said it would be fine. Spiffy lube. Ayahuasca gave me a spiffy lube. And she gave me some free soap. Ayahuasca put sunflower oil in my car. She gave me free soap, but she herself didn’t smell too good. Nope, she’s stinky stinky. Yeah, but she uses a crystal. Urology. She uses a crystal. Geology? – Urology. – Urology. Any ology’s gonna be tough. Oh, this is real tough. Maybe try the southern aggressive yelling method. No, this isn’t, this is not. Urology! This isn’t urgent. This is not urgent country. This is, this is, lazy country. What are y’all doing today? I don’t know, we’re thinking about going down to the river with urology. Urology gonna go down. We’re just gonna hang out at the lake. Me and Urology. Try “Urologee”. It’s not working is it? “Urologee”. “Urologee”. We’re gonna tube down the river. Me and “Urologee” gonna do the tubing. We just gonna float. We gonna float at the pace of the river. Me and Urology. “Urologee”. “Urologee”. You’re saying it wrong. “Urologee”. We got a cooler, we got a cooler float behind us the whole time. I might grab a beer out of there if it floats up next to me, but I ain’t reaching for it. I get a little groggy with “Uralagi”. And “Uralagi” ain’t definitely gonna reach for it. Once “Uralagi” sits, “Uralagi” does not stand. Did I, did I, did I tell you? Did I tell you that? “Urologee” was pregnant? Oh, yeah. Yeah, we’re thinking about naming the baby Ayahuasca. But if I didn’t tell you that, you know who would? Jenny. Jenny would tell you. Too soon, man. Too soon. “Urologee”. I like “Urologee”. Yeah, we’re going with that one. Join 3rd Degree to get the Rhett and Link action figures. Full details at mythicalsociety.com