Welcome to Good Mythical More. Can we match the celebrity to the meal that they promote? Endorse, commercialize, however you want to put it. Can we put those things together? Let’s tell a ten word story. Why don’t you start, friend? – Questions – Often – Start – With Answers. – Because – You – Never – Really – Know – The Question. – If – You – Never – Know – The – Answer. – Unless – You – Research – Your – Alibi – Before – Committing – To Crime. What was that? Did we get anywhere? Yeah, we did. Not really a story, more of a statement. Questions often start with answers because you never really know the question if you never know the answer. Unless you research your alibi before committing to crime. Two crimes. That’s how I made it. Oh. When you said “to” and I said crimes. I wanted “to” to be a number. I think that was a good one, Link. I give it an A minus. Yeah, I give it a — – What do you give it, Stevie? – I give it a C plus. Um, I give it an A. An A. Just a straight A? I just gave it an A. I was thinking about, you know, I don’t often go eat the foods that you’re eating, but I was drawn to the carrot cake situation. – Cause the one — – the Porto’s – The one that you were like, this is so clovey looked so delicious. It was bad, right? Well, I tried all of them. I personally did not like the fancy one. Like the fancy one was at the bottom for me. I think Katrina is eating the entire rest of the slice. Right now. Hey Katrina says it’s always Christmas. No, that’s not the Christmassy one. The clovey one was the mid one. The fancy one was the one that, like, wasn’t very carrot cakey. Oh, oh, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. Yeah, I thought Porto’s was the best out of all of them, but I didn’t mind the clovey one. The fancy one was, it was moist, but too clovery. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about that Orville Peck, Man of Mystery? He was so nice. So nice. I didn’t want to embarrass you in front of him, but I like your cute little Orville Peck shirt today, Rhett. You noticed. Yeah. I wanted him to feel like, you know, I’m on his team. – Is this, is this merch? – Which team? And I don’t, and I don’t mean I’m also gay. I mean, I’m also, I also dabble in the country music. Mmm, yeah. I’m on that team. I think, I think he felt that via your shirt when he was here. My wife did ask. My wife did ask. If you were playing for the other team? Yeah, what team are you on these days? She she knew Orville was gonna be on the show. And she was like, well, that’s exciting. Um, what are you wearing? I was like, whoa, whoa. Oh, she made you nervous. Well, because, you know, he’s known for his fashion. He’s an icon. And so I was like, oh, actually, you know what? I think I’ll wear my new denim western shirt with – the cool things on it – Embroidery and she was like, oh, that sounds like a great choice. Does it have anything on the back? I don’t know. Nothing on the back? Nothing. Oh, okay. What do you think about the front though? I tell, I said it’s very cute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really like it. It doesn’t make you question what team I’m on though, does it? Wow. I like it. It strikes, you know, it’s hard with somebody like Orville who obviously has exudes a lot of style. You don’t wanna come in. Like super hot on that because it’s like and you’re – obviously trying to impress him, you know? – yeah, I thought this was subtle, I thought it was a nice balance to the hoodie What do you think about what I what I wore today though? Well, I obviously love what you’re wearing, right? It’s the Cauldron of Mythicality. I think it’s what it’s called. I think this is pretty cool tis this season To get a little spooky. Plus it glows in the dark. It glows in the dark and all that. So you don’t get too scared. Plant based smoothie. Up here we have Chuck Norris, Guy Fieri, Gordon Ramsey, Dolly Parton, Lionel Messi, this is a football star. One of the biggest in the world. Selena Gomez, Patrick Mahomes. He’s also a football star, but it’s a different type of football. And DJ Khaled! I know one thing he doesn’t eat. Poor guy. Um, okay. Plant based smoothie. This is Selena Gomez, right? I mean, you know Chuck’s not doing that. No, Chuck’s not doing that. Corinne’s not doing that. Dolly, maybe? I don’t think. Messi’s not doing that. Patrick, the only way that this makes sense is either DJ Khaled or Selena. Selena. – So let’s stick it with Selena. – And we have more than we need? No. Or is it an even match? It’s even. Okay, okay. Pancake and muffin mix. This is something you could totally see on the shelves of Dollywood. You know what I’m saying? That’s true. How many times have I told you about the eagle — The eagles of Dollywood? I know I’ve told you about crapping my pants on the way, but I’ve told that too many times. Too many times. The eagles. Maybe twice, and I love it every time you tell me. So Dolly has created, and I know she personally oversaw this, she has created an enclosure at Dollywood that’s massive, a massive netted enclosure, where they are rehabilitated bald eagles. Okay. I mean, how often do you see a bald eagle in this wonderful country? – Um – Not often. Not often. At Dollywood, you see him. – I saw one in the wild in, um… – Montana. back in North Carolina. I’ve seen one in North Carolina, yeah. But not not while we grew up there. Only when I went back and visited. Cause they’re very strange. I think, is it because they migrated or is it because you just, you get older and you see things. Maybe Dolly’s releasing them. Ah, I like to think she is. I think that’s a good, like Dolly would put her name on a mix. Yep. It seems like she would do that. She needs to do that if she hasn’t. Now, of course you’re gonna give us the details like the name brand and all that stuff, right? You better believe it. We are gonna believe it. Sports drink. I’m thinking this might be one of the sports guys. Oh, you know what? Lionel Messi sent us his sent us a sports drink. Yeah, at least his PR firm did. – Yeah, Messi sent us… his little promo thing – So we know, we know that’s a fact. There. Uh, it was basically Did we try it? We looked at it and we said it looked just like Logan Paul’s sports drink. Oh, that’s what we said, yep. Which is called, Maverick? I don’t know what it’s called. Prime. Prime. It looked just like Prime. It was very Prime ish. Yep, all right. And then we have Chicken enchilada bowl. I’m thinking Chuck Norris. You think so? I think Guy Fieri would. Chuck Norris is a, look at him, he’s on a ranch. He’s in the southwest doing some ranching. You’re right. And that’s his photo from Facebook. That’s good. That’s what you call a non joke. Some people laugh at them. Some people laugh at them. Some people laugh at non jokes. I wish I would have brought my cowboy hat in today. It would have looked good with my, with my mask. Yep, missed opportunity. – Before we continue — – I felt a little weird about doing the mask bit, like you know. Yeah, we’re comedians, huh? You know, was it too obvious? You cannot wear a cowboy hat around Orville Peck. That’s exactly what I’m saying. What? Because then it would look like, oh, you know, look who’s trying to… around me. But when I put on the mask, I could’ve put on the hat. But it was a little bit of a joke. You could’ve. But it was funnier without, you think? Mm hmm. You think he was offended? I thought it was hilarious. I don’t think he was offended. I mean, we, we, you know, We’re, we, I would say we’re almost friends with him. We’re acquaintances. I say I am. Yeah, I’d say you’re almost I’d say I am. I’d say you’re a friend with him. I’d say I’m a close acquaintance. Yeah. Yeah. He’s not mad. We’ve seen him a few times. We’ve ran into him in our goings and comings. Ooh, I like the phrase close acquaintance. Yeah. That’s nice. Like a little ranking system. Yeah, we’re a close acquaintance. Like, when he sees me, he would be happy that it’s happening. Right. But he’s not my friend. Hold on. I’m not his friend. Right. He’s my friend. He sets the terms. He sets the terms. Hey, who would you want, who would you most want to be a close acquaintance out of this group, and who would you least want? Guy Fieri. Close? No doubt. Yes, no doubt. Because I feel like Ramsey is now a close acquaintance. Uh, he’s too intimidating. But I’m saying he’s the only person on here who is now a close acquaintance. Uh, I would say he’s an acquaintance. I’ve only met him once. Twice. Twice! Huh! Close acquaintance. He’s been here. Yes. He asked specific questions about things that he learned the first time he met him. And I don’t think he would forget what I did. For a living? No, when I was, when I was on his show, you know? Oh yeah. I want to be close with Dolly Parton. Oh, I didn’t even see her on there. And I know that at some point in the past… Of course that’s the right answer. I said that she, I questioned whether or not she was faithful. And I wanna, I just wanna retract that statement. So that you can be close acquaintances. Right, cause I don’t want her to think that I’m. That was a low for you. It was real low. You shouldn’t have said that. And I feel bad about it. It wasn’t, you said it to be funny, that’s what makes it so bad. No, I didn’t. Ooh, that makes it worse. So many people have written country songs about being in love with her, and she’s been married to the same guy for, so many years that I just, I hit a low point and thought maybe they have an arrangement. And now I just wanna say, they probably don’t. I mean, did you say you think they have an arrangement or did you say that she was stepping out? Cause if they have an arrangement, well that’s their deal. What’s wrong with that? I’m not saying anything’s wrong with it if they have an arrangement. There’s nothing you can do. You’ll never be her acquaintance. Why, though? Because of what you said. And did. And who you are. – But wouldn’t you wanna be — – Chuck Norris. – Wouldn’t you wanna — – Yes. I think she might be too famous, though. You know what I’m saying? Well, I chose Guy Fieri anyway. Okay. Uh, Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is where we’re going with that. We can switch these around. Fish and Chips. Okay, so it’s Fish and Chips. Do you think Gordon Ramsay puts his name on Fish and Chips? I think it’s DJ Khaled. I don’t know. Doesn’t that make no sense? Whatever, whatever it is, it’s going to make no sense with DJ Khaled. Yeah, so it might be, Fish and Chips is the one that makes the least sense so far. Fish and Chips makes the most sense, Gordon, because he’s British, and that’s the signature dish of the country. But what is the crap? What is, Cinnamon Bun Nesquik? That’s DJ Khaled. You think? He did a collab. He said, can we get it to taste like cinnamon buns? So we’re putting fish and chips with Gordon? There’s no way. Yeah, Gordon has put his name on a lot of things. So you think these are kind of like Oh, yeah, 100%. Okay. Cookies and cream ice cream. Uh That’s Guy Fieri. Why? I just don’t They could be fish and chips. Cookies and cream ice cream. Just cause I see the last one. I don’t know where else to go. Cause we know that this is sports coffee. That’s Mahomes all day. Sport coffee. Sports drink, sport coffee. Incredibly confident about these two. Reasonably confident about Dolly and Selena. Pretty dadgum confident about cinnamon bun Nesquik. Nesquik. Very confident about the mix. – I think we’ve nailed it. – I think we’ve done it. I think we’ve done it and won. You did a great job, but three of them are not right. Three? All right, I know this isn’t right. Something about this doesn’t make sense. Why would Chuck Norris put his name on… Well, you’re right. Chicken enchilada bowl. Oh, you know what? What? Norris might do a pancake and muffin mix. Yeah, but where does that leave Dolly? Cookies and cream? She could cookies and cream. I think she could. But then pancake and muffin? For Chuck. A chicken enchilada bowl goes to my man, Guy. That totally makes sense. You could totally, you could totally see that. – Pancake and muffin mix from — – Goes to, goes to — We’re losing it. We’re losing it. And what about now, Stevie? No, uh, I guess you have, yeah, still – Two wrong? – Have three wrong. You made one good switch, which yeah, you were, how can we have three wrong if we made one good switch? Well, okay. You, I will say, I’ll give you this hint. Chuck Norris’s does not make any sense. what his is. Plant based. Now, you were very confident with where the mix was. Yeah, we were. Previously. Yeah, we were. And now we’re gonna switch cookies and cream. We’re gonna give Nesquik… To Chuck Norris? I think what Nesquik did is they did a funny commercial with Chuck Norris. No, no way. No way. Well, you heard Stevie go… Wait, what? You heard me make that noise? Yeah, yeah, this was right. This was right, we were right. Plant based smoothie. Plant based smoothie goes to Chuck, cookies and cream is Selena. Yes! All right, so give us, give us the rundown on these. – What’s the — –So the reason that it’s, uh, it’s, it seems odd, but it’s actually part of his Roundhouse Basecamp Collection, which is like camping food, as much as I can tell. It’s like — Okay. powders and stuff like that. Um, Gordon Ramsay has a, oh, here’s a photo. Morning kick. Wow. It’s the same, same photo. No, it’s just the same face. Well, no, it’s the same photo, uh, session. Oh, uh, yeah. Same hat Same day Same shirt, same face, same beard. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Um, Gordon Ramsay. Has a whole line of uh, frozen meals. So this is one of his frozen meals. He’s got frozen fish and chips? That’s hard to make good. That’s hard to do. But Oh, it looks different. I see. I believe Sporked has eaten all of these. Oh, you know what? It’s okay. If you’re gonna do like fish nuggets like that, it’s Pollock. Pollock fish bites. Ain’t no shame in Pollock. Yeah, I like Pollock. Lionel Messi sports drink. Más. Más plus. Yep. Tell us that looks like Prime. Tell us it doesn’t. I, yeah. I don’t think either one is necessarily inspired. I like, I like the way it looks. Okay, shots fired. I’m just saying like in terms of like uniqueness, you know, but yeah. Yeah. He’s a wrestler now. You can, you don’t have to hate on him. Me? What? Lionel Messi? No. Logan Paul’s a wrestler. Logan Paul. No, I do. He’s flying from the top rope. Patrick Mahome, Mahome, Mahomeys. Is it, do you say his name Patrick Mahomes or Patrick Mahomes? Mahomes. Mahomes. Mahomeys. Mahomeys are coming over tonight. Oh, he’s got a good signature. Throne. Look at his sig. Hey, look at his sig. It doesn’t have anything to do with the — Well, I see a P. I don’t, I do not believe, if you’ve ever seen my signature, in writing your full name out. But mine’s not that cool. But what is that? What are those two things? It’s not — So, the first one is Patrick. What? Yeah, but what is the big curly Q? The loop is just the end of the name. And then the next one is the beginning of an M, and I love signatures that don’t make sense. That’s your guilty pleasure. That just looked like cool letters from a different language. Well, he’s done it. He is done it. And then what’s that thing above it? It’s like a — His number. It’s like a fly for… a fishing fly. It’s his number. He’s a, he’s a, he’s a, he’s a football player. I don’t see a number. I think it says number 15 or something. Number 15, whatever. Do you see it? Guy Fieri. Yep, he has a line of frozen meals as well, and he also has sauces, and, you know, we did a whole episode about this. Yeah, you can go to Flavortown anytime you want. Yeah. Uh, Dolly Parton, she’s like, very big into the baking world. She has a bunch of different baking mixes. Oh, it’s a collab with Duncan Hines. Don’t say collab anymore, I was told that that makes you sound old. Yeah. That’s what my kids told me. Yeah. I am old. Well, it’s just as long as you know it. What do they say? Collab? Collab. Well that’s what I used to say until I heard younger people saying collab. Yep, now it’s gone back. And now it’s gone back. So if you’re really old, say it how you said it when you were younger. Collab. Now that you’re old, say it. How about, how about boration? That’s a boration with Duncan Hines. Makes about 30 pancakes. Look at her hair, isn’t it wonderful? It includes a streusel topping. Well look at her signature, she got her sig on there too. Where? It just says Dolly. Oh, right on her boob. Can we zoom in on that? No. That, that is an iconic signature, I mean that’s in a lot of places. Such a definitive no. The um, the butterfly is part of it, that, that is the, that is an, that is a logo. She puts a butterfly on her sig? Her signature is a logo, I’m just telling you, that goes on things. Wow. All you gotta do is add water to that mix. We’ve also tried this over on Sporked. Trevor made a Dolly Cake over on Sporked. Baking with Dolly.com She also has like a cornbread and all kinds of stuff. Guess Selena’s making ice cream. Did not know about this one. Oh, her name is on it. It’s not just a Selena Gomez’s cookies and cream remix. Pink vanilla ice cream with fudge swirl and broken, cream-filled cookie pieces from Serendipity. Oh, look. Is that her holding the ice cream? Doesn’t look like her. No, that’s a chef. Now let’s look at, we got, we have Dolly Parton’s signature, which, you know. See the official website, that is, that is, that is iconography. But look at the, look at how awesome that D and that P is. I mean, her P. On Parton is magnificent. Look at it. That’s a good signature. It’s almost too many. I can see every letter, which It’s what the, um, it’s doing the same thing the D is doing. So you got a big plump D and a big plump P. Put the two together and you’ve got a signature. You give birth to a signature. That’s a good signature. Here’s the thing, if your signature is that good, you spent a lot of time practicing. You knew that you were gonna be famous. You got a signature like that. Oh, she knew she was gonna be famous. Oh, she knew it. And she deserves it. Every bit of it. She’s a national treasure. Can we bring up DJ Khaled’s… We will not speak ill of her. …signature. Look at this, see his picture is on there. Of course it is. He’s pointing at the cinnamon roll. The biggest thing on there is his shin. Well, he’s got a big shin. I do think his 14 ounce sneakers are pretty cool. Yeah. Size 14. 14 ounces, 14 grams of protein. Another bun! Get it? Oh! That’s good, Link. Another bun. His signature isn’t great. This makes me sad. Where is his signature? Oh, over here. Oh, gosh. There’s a lot going on here. Yeah. You know what, I’ve never forgiven DJ Khaled. Uh We came this close to meeting him. We were not, we went, we were at an award show. We were, we came this close to meeting him. I don’t remember what it was. It, it was the um, the Webby’s. It was the Webby’s? It was the Webby’s. And they were like, DJ Khaled is here to perform? Or to say something? I think he just said some things. Did you start this story with, I’ll never forget it? I’ll never forgive him. Oh, okay. Cause it seems like you’ve forgotten quite a bit of the story. All I remember is that we were presenting, and also Al Roker was presenting, and we got to talk to Al Roker. And, uh… We were in a room with Al Roker, DJ Khaled. Well, but then what we found out is that we had to, everyone, including Al Roker, had to leave the room because DJ Khaled needed space. That’s right! Me, you, and Al Roker had to leave the room – because DJ Khaled needed space. – I’ll never forgive you, DJ Khaled He needed space. You didn’t need space, man. You didn’t need space. He had to, he had to think of a cinnamon bun Nesquik, is that what you need? There was also a prankster YouTuber there. who asked us to turn our award acceptance into a prank. Oh, who was that? Well, did we wanna say? No, because I don’t know who it was. I know who it was. And it might be a controversial figure? Can you tell me and we’ll beep it? I’m just not gonna say, well. Oh. And what did he say to do? His, his like manager came up to us and said, Hey, when you go up there to receive your Webby, this is how I remember it, so and so wants to come up there and act like something, like pull a prank on us, like accept the award before, accept our award. No, no, no, do that to DJ Khaled. Right, it’s like, turn, turn, it’s trying to turn us accepting an award into Us being the butt of a prank that he was doing, which we would have been in on. It made no sense. We said, no, I do remember one last detail from this, and then we’ll let you get back to your business. Uh, we were, we won the award for best podcast, Ear Biscuits. That’s where it was, we were accepting an award for the podcast. And in the category with us was Radiolab. Yes. And our acceptance speech was basically, Radiolab should have won this. And, cause we were like, listen, yeah, okay, I’m glad you like this, but. – I don’t think it was a Webby – It was something else. I was like, Radio Lab is a definitively, like objectively better podcast than Ear Biscuits. And then Al Roker was like, got up after it, she was like, well that’s the first time I’ve ever heard anyone say that kind of thing after winning an award. Thank you so much. Get on with your day now, and um. Go about your business. 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