Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” Lots of new Halloween candy happens every year. What should you buy? What should you give away? We’re gonna try some stuff with Gwynedd here in a minute. First though, freeze frame. What do they say about us? In those freeze frames. I’m always afraid to find out. Come on in, Gwynedd. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. Yay! It approaches. You know, it’s finally gotten chillier here. It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Yes, now we get to… We getting that trick or treat weather. Yeah. I love it. One of the things… You can tell… So, where we come from, we say Halloween. Halloween. Halloween. Halloween. You said like Halloween. You said, “Happy Halloween.” Happy Halloween. And we say Halloween. Halloween. Halloween. Halloween. I think Halloween seems more correct than Halloween. All Hallows’ Eve. You’re right though. You’re more right than we are. I’m just telling you. I don’t know, I think you’re more right. Well it’s an A. Ha. Ha. Halloween. Halloween. Halloween Hall. That would be an o. But you walk down the hall. All Hallows’ Eve. All Hallows’ Eve. All Hallows’ Eve. Howl. Do I walk down a howl? You can start. Whatever you call it… But there’s two Ls. And whether or not you celebrate it… Oh, shoot, there’s two Ls in Halloween too. Oh my God. Nice try. Is it Halloween? Halloween. Okay. So these are all new. These are all new kids on the block. New kids on the block. Let’s start with the one that’s the least exciting. Okay. I agree. Yeah, yeah. This one, correct. There’s one that I’m super duper wooper excited about. Which one? I’m not gon’… It’s a teaser. It’s a surprise. Okay. So all this is is- So we’ve got got some new ideas here. It’s a Jelly Belly mix that has what? Green apple. Caramel corn. Caramel corn. It’s got orange. And I almost said purple, but I meant grape. And then blackberry. I don’t know about that. What makes it Halloween? What makes purple Halloween? Oh, the caramel corn… It’s just like a color motif kind of thing, right? Are they good? Apple and caramel corn, that goes together. Mm-hm. Add a little grape. Mm-hm. I mean, they’re just jelly beans. Hey, they’re just jelly beans. I really like the grape ones, which means you probably hate it. They’re not good, they’re not bad. I think that the grape ones are really good. Orange is pretty strong. They don’t go together. Oh, it’s grape soda. No, I think that would’ve been like, the really cool thing to do is to make a mix where you can eat them all together. Uh-oh. The caramel corn’s… Do you like it or not like it? I can’t decide. It’s a little too savory for me in a candy. It’s too, I know. It’s just like, it’s asking a lot. So we’re not recommending this. I wanna try that. Unless you like really, really love jelly beans. It could be a good gift. It could be a good gift for the jellybean lover in your life. For sure. It’s thoughtful. It’s like, oh, I know you celebrate. I don’t have a jellybean lover in my life. Do you? Am I missing out? No. Who here is like, I’m a jellybean lover? Out yourselves. Like they… Oh, James. Oh, you don’t seem too confident though. Like, I enjoy having them. It was like… You enjoy ’em. Like, if the people say, “We got jelly beans here,” you light up a little bit. Yeah, I’m gonna grab a few bits. Okay. A little bit, a little bit. Everyone else does not care about jelly beans. Yeah, nobody else does. They’re not as good as gummy bears. Let’s be real here. Okay. I think that that’s fair. What’s your favorite kind of gummy bear? I forgot. I don’t know. The ones in the white package with the red writing on them. Albanese? Yeah. Albanese. Or Albanese. Albanese. Jelly beans, like, you can’t… We’re still talking about jelly beans. You don’t wanna suck on them. And they don’t have like a chew, like a gum… Like what is the point of a jelly bean, really? They get stuck in your teeth if you chew it. It’s time for jelly beans to be over, is what we’re saying. Wow. Oh. We’re coming at you Jelly Belly. Wow. It’s time for jelly beans to get canceled. We did it. Right here, right now. Oh, maybe we should… Maybe we should do a segment- We have to level an accusation if we gonna cancel them. Just so we can use the term cancel in… For the SEO. Stevie. Okay, I’ll take that into consideration, yeah. Jelly beans get canceled. Jelly beans get canceled. Okay. We just have to come up with the right reason to cancel them. And you can make up anything and it doesn’t really matter if it’s true. Can we use that… Can we have an alternative title experiment? This seems like quite a commentary on cancel culture. Jelly beans get canceled. Well… It’s not gonna do as good as new Halloween taste test. New Halloween candy taste test. You guys are so predictable. Uh, uh, uh. You can’t help yourself. Uh, uh, uh. That’s you. Okay. Can we talk about Reese’s? Rhett gets canceled. Yeah. They’re always coming out with different stuff that’s the same thing. I’m never bringing jelly beans on the show again. Jelly beans get canceled today. You gotta watch. Hey, you gotta watch “Good Mythical More.” Gwynedd was on there. They canceled jelly beans. I’m really trying to move past jelly beans, as hard as I can. Werewolf tracks. So look, it’s Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Let me guess, it’s a cup, but it’s not any different except… It’s got white chocolate on the top. It has vanilla cream creme on top. Oh. Oh. Why is it a werewolf track though? There’s not an actual werewolf track on it. I thought it was gonna be shaped like a foot. It’s kind of sad. It’s kind of sad that they didn’t have some fun with it. I also think I would’ve called it something ghost oriented because it’s… Yeah, why is it werewolf? I don’t under… Does it say on the packaging? They already have a ghost. It could have been like a vampire situation. It raises a question. Do you feel like you can taste the difference? It doesn’t say why. On the back either? Well, what would the explanation be? The werewolf traipses through the snow over the peanut butter field. Mm-hm. Peanut butter field. And if you dig deep enough, you will get to the dark chocolate. Yeah. “You’ll howl for more,” is really as close as we’re getting. Got it. Do we think it works? I can tell that I’m not eating a traditional Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. I can’t really taste the vanilla flavor. But I don’t like it as much as a regular one. I think it’s just a little sweeter, maybe. I like it. It’s a little different. Okay. It’s not bad, but it feels like false advertising because I want to see the imprint of a werewolf on top of it. But in fairness, it’s not just changing the shape. It is a completely new Reese’s Cup that you can’t get any other way, as far as I know. That’s like half white and half dark. You’re right about that, man. So I give them that. It’s better than a jellybean. It’s new newest thing they’ve done in a long time. It’s better than a jelly bean, can we say that? 100% percent. So, this is pretty decent. We’re gonna leave it in the… It can enjoy its time- We’re gonna leave it in the shot. In first place for this moment in time. I’m interested in this one. You’ve brought some of these on before. Yeah, these are new ones. So in the past they’ve just done like chocolate stuffed marshmallows, and it’s like, ooh, that’s fun. Ooh, those are the stuffed marshmallows? I think this one looks really crazy. What’s in ’em? It’s caramel apple flavored, but they’re also packaged so you can give them to trick or treaters, which I think is cool. What is your trick or treater situations? So I don’t get a lot of trick or treaters where I live, but that does not prevent me from shopping for them. And I like to give a savory snack. You live next to the prison, right? Mm, exactly. It’s actually an elementary school, but it’s very prison-like. Okay. A savory snack? Color me interested. What kind of savory snacks are you giving out? Hear me out. Last year I gave out small bags of Takis. Zombie Takis and kids… We did get a few kids and they really lost their minds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, the salty and the sweet… Oh yes. Okay guys. Whoa. This has caramel inside of the marshmallow. This is insane. And the caramel is soft. Look at that. It’s just like gushing. Is the marshmallow apple? Very appley. Yes. It is it like sour? Green apple flavored, a little sour. Marshmallows coated in sugar and speckles and filled with caramel. Caramel. Eat ’em. Look at how soft that is? What happened? Did you catch that, Stevie? Carney almost caught it. In the end, he got it. He got it, yeah. You still don’t have one? Oh, I just was… This is wild. Interested in living through you. But if you want me to eat it into the mic, I can do that. That’s what I was asking. I know those episodes are popular. This is the talk of the town. Jelly beans get canceled slash, forward slash, Stevie makes mouth noises. Well, hold on. I like a good forward slash. I really think that the headline now is the best Halloween candy of 2024 is not chocolate. It doesn’t have peanut butter. It’s this, outta nowhere. It’s crazy. Comes this candy apple stuffed caramel. You wanna be the most popular house on the block? You got to try some of these. Get with it. And if you’re sorting out all your candy and like grouping it and stuff when you get back home, which is what I do. Mm-hm, me too. This is a special little category. This is trading power. Trading power. And if you’re eating a bunch of different types of candy, this is the perfect palate cleanser. It’s totally different. It’s so different. This is my favorite. Right after a Butterfinger. I almost choked though. It’s my favorite thing I’ve had in such a long time for Halloween. So you think that the absolute pinnacle of Halloween candy is Butterfinger? Well, we still… Oh. Is that what you’re like setting aside to be like- No, I’m saying that like butter Butterfinger is a… It’s such a specific experience. You might need a palate cleanse after you move on. Butterfinger, it gets in your teeth and it can color the rest of the event. Makes sense. I really like the Takis thing. I really like your savory thing. That’s a good idea. Yeah, just like a bag of chips when you have all that… Oh, I love that. Or just a bowl of chips outside, on the… And you don’t even see the kids. They take individual chips. Lay’s probably. Just shove your hands in there. Take only one, please. Take one chip, please. Can I ask you guys a question as people who have children? Yes. Okay. Did you ever hide… When your children were like very young and they didn’t really know the difference and everything about trick or treating was exciting? Would you hide the good candy for yourself and let them just have like… You can have the Smarties and stuff like that and you’ll still have fun? I’m sure. I just sat down with it and was like, and negotiated for a few of my favorites. Okay. Yeah, I took like a dad tax. I was like- A dad tax. I took some… Like, gimme a Reese’s. Gimme a Butterfinger. As much as a peanut butter boy that I am, the one that I would always get is the Caramel Twix. Something about those little fun sized Twix. They’re delicious. I keep going back to those. I feel like it’s the perfect size. It’s just what you want. Our kids don’t trick or treat anymore. Nope, too old. So now we don’t… Ooh. I don’t know what to do. I guess I just have to eat candy on the internet. Oh man. We have some pumpkin pie M&Ms here. Okay, these I have had. And packaging is is a lot more papery than it used to be. Yeah, yeah. I’m gonna not say what I think. I wanna hear what you say. I’ll let you pour your… Oh, thanks. So there’s a… I don’t know, there’s one that looks like… You missed orange. Oh, I missed orange. Yeah, I need an orange. You’re not getting any orange either. Look at that. There’s like none of them. Where are the oranges? So few. Look at how few oranges there are. Well, that’s on the floor. It takes a minute, right? So only the dark ones are… Hmm. Pumpkin. I think they all are. Know what happens? I don’t think so. Really? I thought the same thing. I don’t think the orange ones are pumpkin. No. Whichever one you start with tastes really pumpkin. And then the second one tastes way less pumpkin. I started with orange and was like, whoa, this is crazy pumpkin. I think they’re the same and they’re just different colors. Yep. I’m biting into ’em now and they’re all the same. I wish that they look different in the middle. Like there was like something that would signal to you that this is… They don’t look different in the middle. That is a strong flavor, but by the second or third, it’s pretty dang good. Okay. It was alarming. It’s very realistic. I thought it was gonna be the consistency of the peanut butter M&Ms. You know how it’s more mushy? I think that would’ve been so much better. If they did like an actual like pumpkin pie filling, kind of thing. But it’s just pumpkin spice flavored chocolate. Yeah. Warning. I feel like that’s the warning. If you like pumpkin spice, you’ll like it. 100%. That’s where I landed on these. Like if you really like pumpkin spice, like you’re gonna really like these. But I don’t know. I wanted more. After three, I forgot that it was pumpkin on it. Yeah, I wanted pie. It says pumpkin pie and there’s no pie element. Oh, that’s misleading. Right? I’m saving the one that I’m excited about til last. Can we cancel them? Let’s go to the… We can cancel ’em. Cancel them. Which M&M is this? They’re canceled now. Yep. M&Ms got canceled. Yeah. Ghost toast Kit Kat. So I think so far this… Oh, we have another really good one. So this is ghost toast Kit Kat. Ghost toast? Well, let’s taste it, and then you can guess what flavor it is. Ghost toast. Just hearing that it’s called ghost toast. Which is a really fun name. It’s fun. It’s not very descriptive though, Gwynedd, I’ll have to say that. Ooh. I know, I don’t know ghosts, like- Look at this. Look at the color here. Take it. It’s kind of beautiful. Break you off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar. Mm. Okay. That’s crazy, right? Marshmallow? White chocolate. Hmm. Hmm. I really like it. Don’t know what it is. It’s supposed to be cinnamon toast flavored. Oh. Cinnamon toast? Yeah. It taste like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Oh, it’s good. I really like it. It’s very sweet. Very good. Must love sugar, but, that’s pretty fun, right? That’s pretty dang fun. Very creamy too. Mm-hmm. I like that. I like the creaminess of it. I do too. But I’ve been saving the one that I am super duper whooper excited about, ’cause I think that this might go into the annals. Okay. Right into the annals. Okay. Snickers pumpkin share size. Two pieces in this thing. My favorite candy bar of all time. Okay. Was a Snickers, a peanut butter Snickers. That they discontinued. That’s so rude. Hold on, is there peanut butter in this? And this is… I’m pretty sure it’s peanut butter in the middle. This is a peanut butter Snickers, just in the shape of a jack-o’-lantern. Are you sure? I think so. I don’t know if that’s true. I think what it is is just- Oh no. I’m so sorry. It’s just a regular Snickers, man. Yeah, I don’t want you to take a bite and be super disappointed, but I’m pretty sure it’s just a regular Snickers. But here’s my thing is I think it’s better than a regular Snickers, ’cause it has so much more caramel. Oh God, I got so excited. There’s no peanut butter there. I’m so sorry. I was excited that you were excited. It’s just a Snickers but… I mean it is a… Tastes a little dirty. It’s like a dirty Snickers. It tastes dirty. Man, I was so excited. Oh my God. Yes. But in a good way. That’s what the description says. The way the peanuts taste a little bit dirty sometimes. If you’ve ever wanted a Snickers to taste a little bit dirtier, now that’s what you can get. That’s exciting. Snickers needs to bring back the peanut butter Snickers. Oh. I was like- Why did you think that? Why is he so excited about this? Because I thought it… I looked at it and I thought it was said peanut butter somewhere. Well you saw pumpkins and you were thinking, oh- Color situation or something. Pumpkin, like the Reese’s pumpkin, which are… I think that’s the best candy. The Reese’s pumpkin. I thought that those were really… I thought that those were really good. Oh, I think they’re good, they just taste like Snickers. Okay. But they have like… The shape of them makes more room for more caramel. And if you really like caramel and Snickers, then I think you’re really gonna like this. I do agree that the ratio is better than a Snickers. Thank you. So we’re putting it in second place. It’s like the biggest improvement upon Snickers in the history of Snickers. But this is the real story. Okay. These things. ‘Cause you can get Stuffed Puffs. You can get… Is there a smore? There’s a smore version, right? Or does it not have graham cracker? No, we did, I think we tried those ones. Yeah, and they have like graham cracker, like crumbs on the outside. Crumbs on the outside. And then chocolate in the middle. Yeah. They say we can’t sell these individually, but let’s see about that. Yeah. Black market. Name your price, kid. That’s right. I’ll be on the corner this afternoon. So you’ll be like, for just the price of trick or treating, you can choose from this basket. But if you wanna throw a little legal tender my way, you can upgrade. So you’re… A quarter maybe. Yeah. Kids don’t have quarters. Do you take Venmo? Venmo. Can you Venmo your- Aw, that’s sad. Can I Venmo you a quarter? You can upgrade to the next package. We could have a couple of packages. What would that be? Well, first of all, it’d be these individually. We can have a Venmo QR code on the door and then it we would be like, for Stuffed Puffs filled marshmallows, caramel apple flavor, please Venmo us. And that’s the only time we come outside. We get a little notification, “Hey Charlie…” We get paid, we come outside. Venmo’d you a quarter. And we come out, we’re like, alright Charlie. Oh my God, there you go. That’s the only time they come outside. You wanna see em? You gotta give ’em a quarter. What if we start like negotiating with kids to like trade their candy? Like, all right, I’m… You gotta gimme eight things for this thing. And then like see what it what it’s worth. Yeah. We’re not having… I like that. We’re not having enough fun with Halloween and trick or treating, and we’re not making enough money off of it. Yeah, we’re not teaching kids enough lessons about bartering. Mm-hm. It comes in handy, right? Right, right. Trick or trade. We should film the whole thing. 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