Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are going to explore the world of perfume and cologne and we have the data that correlates the popularity of said scented items to the state Yeah. So that each state we know which one’s most popular. And I think we’re gonna be good at this because we’ve been to a lot of states and we’ve smelled a lot of things. Yep. Yep. Yep. Boogie down now! Uh oh. Get the blood flowing a little bit before the nasal passages start. Grab the tummy. Grab the tummy. Do a little jig. Activating. Okay, I’m gonna say, uh, we’re gonna start with, uh, Dracar Noir. Dracar Noir. Dracar Noir, and that is Mississippi. Correct! No I’m just kidding. Our data though, today, comes from Fragrancex.com and it is from 2016, so you’re going to need to time travel back to 2016. It already kind of smells like a mall in here a little bit. It’s a guaranteed headache for me, let’s get to it. Your first question. Oh, is it the question or do we sniff it? Cause we got these vials here. Do we need to sniff and tell you what state? I don’t, I’m gonna ask you a question and then perhaps this, you’re gonna get this. Yes, this is what I’m gonna ask you a question about. Uh, CK1. Okay. By Calvin Klein. Top notes include lemon, green notes, bergamot, mandarin orange, and pineapple. What singular state is this most popular in, or was this most popular in, in 2016? CK one? Is this still on the market? Yeah. Yeah. It’s tougher a scent to fall off the market once it gets popular because people just start wearing it and they’re like, that’s what I’m known for. Yeah. I kinda like this one. I don’t know. There’s something about I wonder what it is like my old factory like that all these immediately make my head hurt. What is it? What is that? You know? I think it’s just weakness. Is that it? Is it a design flaw? Is it something? like apparently, most people… It doesn’t make them experience pain when they smell cologne I think that’s a real like dad symptom… But he’s had it his whole life. Very dad. He’s never liked the smell of perfume. You think it’s a dad thing to not like — My dad hates the smell of fragrances and candle scents. He can’t go in any of those shops. You should hang out with Stevie’s dad more. Um, what is he really good at? Cause maybe — Everything. See? Yeah, they have a lot in common. Hate smells, good at everything. Yep. Yep. Uh, what single state is bergamot? Mandarin, orange. – I’m just gonna just like try to take myself – And pineapple. to the state fair of whatever state this is, and just like I’m walking through it. And CK one. That’s an interesting technique. Cause state fair, there’s a lot of smells going on. And you got the livestock. You got the fried foods and — I know, but there’s a bunch of teens with their colognes on. Okay. I don’t think teens are using CK one, are they? Oh yeah. I used it as a teen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? Look how you turned out. Kansas. Kansas. This is a Flatlanders thing. Uh, I think this is a, this is a, this is an East Coast. Right? I think this is a landlocked state. It’s a landlocked state. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s a landlocked state. That, that, oh. Ohio? Do they have a, do they have proximity to a Great Lake? Because I’m beginning to think that that might be the case. Get rid of this. No. No. Void of lakes. Void of, void of great lakes. Uh, mountains though. Um, um, so maybe some, maybe some mountains. But not really known for the mountains. Not known for the mountains. No. Water shortages? Yeah, I think you’d have to, you’d smell it on like a desert breeze, you know, like — Desert breeze. New Mexico? Arizona. Yeah. New Mexico is CK1. CK1? Hmm. CK1. Huh. Alright, let’s see the next one. Uh, I don’t think you can see the next one. Based on the question. Oh. I don’t know. What very 2016 female celebrity’s perfume was the most popular in 16 states? 2016? I think I’m being sarcastic when I say… 2016 is 8 years ago. 2016… This wouldn’t have been Jessica Simpson, would it? Um. That, that feels right, but is wrong. – Aguilera? – She’s not really 2016 big, though. Gagulara. Aguilera. Christina, Christina Gaggielera. I’m going to guess that these states were perhaps Southern. Southern. Reba. 16 states. This is a Reba thing. Most popular female — Is this it right here? Female celebrity. I’m gonna smell it and know which celebrity it is. In 2016. 2016. Well. You’re guessing, oh, you’re gonna, you’re gonna spill it all over you. Does Taylor Swift have her own, uh, Oh, Taylor Swift has thoughts on this person, I’m sure. Selena Gomez. No. She has thoughts on this person? 2016… I wouldn’t know who Taylor Swift has thoughts on. I’m proud of that. Why does Taylor have thoughts about it? Well, think about why I would say that. Because she… Who was — Who’s she had beef with? Mm hmm. Kanye. Didn’t she have a thing with Katy Perry? Katy Perry. 2016, yes. Katy Perry. That’s Katy Perry, I can smell it from a mile away. No, no. But 16 states? Yeah, that’s — Britney. Britney Spears. I’m proud of you. Not 2016. I’m proud of you for that. But it’s wrong. This is a more timely, more timely, I’d say this beef. Really? More timely? With someone. With not, with not. Ivanka Trump. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Ivanka Trump’s perfume was most popular in 16 states. Wow, what’s it called? Ivanka, probably. You have a name like that, you gotta just — Yeah, let’s google it. Ivanka don’t stonka. Alright. I’ve got Ivanka on my finger now. Okay. Oh, look at that. Here’s the, here’s the thing for it. Let’s see what it says. Strength in grace and beauty. There is a depth to a woman’s timeless grace and beauty and alluring power that only a woman can embody. Well, I’ll be the judge of that. Okay. I’ve really messed myself up here. I’m done with that. Yep. Can I have a wet wipe? Okay. One cologne. People are gonna, people are gonna get the wrong idea about me. One plum? One cologne was most popular in just two states and those states share a border. North and South Carolina. Can we give you the cologne? Or, okay. Burberry Touch. Ooh, I like Burberry. Burberry, as we call it where I’m from. – The lid is just as big as the — – Burberry. as the bottom. Look, set it on the ground, it’s a stand for it. No, the other way. Huh. Burberry. I’m afraid to sniff this stuff. Just tell me what it’s like. Just tell me what it’s like, man. Burberry. I have a Burberry cologne. Burberry. The one that is different than this. You know, we sold a cologne, Mythical No.9 and I stand by how good it was. I really like it. It didn’t give me a headache. And then we started selling it as a lotion. And you can still — You can still buy it as a lotion. And I highly recommend doing that. It’s good. Smells good. Smells good, doesn’t give me a headache. It moistens while it scents. New York. Mmm? And New Jersey. You got it! What? How did you do that? How did he do that, people? Look, look at him. He’s having his moment. He should. He knows it. I just smelled it. I just smelled it and it smelled like the city. It smelled like, concrete rats and — It’s Burberry, it’s like… – You have to find — – It’s Burberry. It’s gonna be a center of fashion. Okay. You know? And then it’s not gonna be California, because California borders a bunch of other states that are, like, different than it. So you gotta go east coast. You go to New York. What’s the other state next to New York? New Jersey. That’s great. It’s just the way it works. There’s no other choice. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. You’re good at one thing. That’s it. That’s it, man. I’m good at everything. Okay, we’re going back to Calvin Klein, but this time Escape. CK2. Escape by Calvin Klein. Escape, as some people might call it. Um, most popular in one state. Base notes are oak moss. – What is this? – A word I don’t know. Oak moss. Sandalwood, amber, and patchouli. Oh, a little patchouli in there? Until you got to the patchouli, I was thinking this might be for me. Yep, sandalwood, I think we’d like that. What is escape for men? Is that a prenup? Ha ha ha ha ha. Escape. Fishing trip, for men. Fishing trip. – Did you get the — – Let’s do a second, let’s do a second cologne. Fishing trip, by Rhett and Link. Does your hand smell like bait? Smell like you’ve been on a fishing trip. I’m not gonna smell this, but you can tell me about it. You don’t need to. Do you like it? I would also say that our GMM candle smells delicious. It’s not the same scent as the cologne or lotion, but it’s really good. It is very wonderful. It smells like the set. It’s the scent of set. Um. I recommend that too. It’s so setsy. Doesn’t give me a headache. It’s so setsy. Nothing on our website gives me a headache, so I certify that. Um. one state. Mm-Hmm. one state, Escape by Calvin Klein. So this is gonna be a, this is a state that people want to get out of. Okay. That’s the only way that you would be drawn to this. I think this Colorado. – I think it’s — – Nobody wants to get out of it in Colorado. Yeah. But I think with the sandalwood, amber and patchouli, we’re in like a maybe Utah. I’m on the right track. I think, uh, we have discussed wanting to go to this state, actually. Oh! Uh, Alaska. There you go. Yeah, but you know what? We were talking about going to Alaska. A lot of people want to get out of Alaska because of the, it’s dark for a long time. Because of the, it’s dark, yep. Well, we can, we’re just gonna visit. We’re gonna go when it’s light. Yep, you can go when it’s light a lot. You don’t want this too much. I want to go where it’s just right. Yep, yep, yep. Oh, we’re staying in Alaska for this next question. Okay, CK, uh, Escape. Escape for Men. That’s the one I’m going to go with. For Alaska. What’s the most popular perfume? It’s called Pink Blank. Pink Blank, and of course there’s blank out on this. Do you want to smell it? Pink Business. Pink. Pink pig. Pink. What else is pink? Oh, I kind of like this. This is in Alaska? Pink salmon. Uh, what about pink dog belly Yeah That’s also something that’s pink in alaska. Yeah You got a little husky belly husky’s belly gets pink, right? Yeah sure does you got that husky belly. Yep Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup it does. Yup. You get off, you take a cruise to Alaska, you get off, and you, um, you pet a pink, pet a pink belly? Pet a pink belly. What else is pink in Alaska? Salmon, that’s pretty good. Yeah, pink salmon. Um, what about pink — I’m just starting to, like, taste something. How is it that potent? It’s wafting from us to you? Like, it’s in my mouth now. How did that even happen? I don’t know. Science. I’m starting to get it too. Regret. Pink regret? Pink moment. It’s your moment. Pink moment. Elephant. No. Moose. Pink cheeks. Think. Uh. Sweet. Pink. Donuts. Candy. Pink cotton candy. Cake. Sugar. More general. Pink joy. Syrup. Pink sweetness. Pink syrup. Have you had the latest? Pink syrup. Pink dew drop. Oh, I’ve been told that you said it right. Oh, I sugar, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sugar. Sugar. I missed it. I missed it. Yeah. You know what, I’m sorry. – All the Alaskan — – It’s on me. I’m sorry. It’s because the perfume got in your mouth. It really, it’s bad. Yeah. I don’t know how that works. I really don’t know how, how all smells work. Wow. Okay. The most popular perfume. of 2016 was the most popular in 31 states. Uh, which perfume was I’m going to give you three choices. Hugo Boss. Oh, wait, those perfumes. Yes, I am going to give you three choices physically. Beautiful by Estee Lauder. Yep, the three choices are coming in. Oh. What is this? This is one of them. It’s a black one. I really hope it doesn’t fall and break. Are we supposed to — That would be disastrous. Oh, came up. Look at that. Look at that, Rhett. Do you want to, you want to sniff it? So you’re not going to tell us, you’re just going to make us sniff it. And then the other two. So you, you like put these in their own aerosol. It’s like portable aerosol. – I’m just going to — – Does it say which is which on the, it says on the bottom. Okay. It does. Okay. Alright. Here’s number three. Could be one. Most popular perfume, we should be able to guess the most popular perfume across 31 states. It’s not cologne, right? It could be two. We should be able to, what’s the, Uh, It’s not three. Estee Lauder… Did you give me a dirty napkin? This smells like… I’m trying to think, what is the most — Smells like chili seasonings. It’s not a three, alright, it’s one or two. I’m just afraid to smell them, I just can’t do it. Alright, here we go, here we go, I forgot which is which. Uh, what is the other, um, red? Is red, red is a perfume, right? Ooh, yeah, my mom has whatever, whatever you just sprayed. Oh, so this is one. That’s my mom. Ugh, making me sick. I love my mom, but I can’t handle her perfume. What, what is, what is she? She used to wear Beautiful because I would buy it for her for Mother’s Day every year when I was a child. Did I do the third one? Beautiful. What happened? Beautiful for my beauty. It’s one. My beautiful mom. Is it, tell us the brand. Is it Estee Lauder? Do you want me to tell you if one is correct? Yeah. One is correct. It’s Ralph Lauren. Ralph. Ralph Lauren Red. Ralph Rocks is what it’s called. Ralph Rocks. And this is for ladies? I’ve never heard of this. It says, yeah, most popular people. Popular in 31 states. Ralph Rocks?! Mm-Hmm. I think I might need to be a perfume. Smeller. What? You know, am I the only one that heard of rocks? Um, also, can you identify the third one? Uh. Cumin. Cumin. Say cumin. I say cumin because I’m a human. Uh, it’s cumin. Did you smell it, Link? Yeah, let me smell the third one. If it’s not perfume, I can smell it. That’s even worse, man. Oh. That’s cumin. Cumin? It’s just, it’s just some sort of hot sauce or something. What is it? It’s supposed to smell like ass. It’s supposed to smell like ass? Somebody’s been eating cumin. Whose ass? Mr. Cumin’s ass. That actually is the most popular fragrance in all 50 states. Someone’s ass. I just don’t know about rocks either. I did not know that was a thing. I don’t believe this is a thing. Ralph Lauren rocks. Yeah he does. Head to sporked.com and create your ultimate Halloween candy haul for the chance to win Sporked merch.