Welcome to Good Mythical More. We have employees, Mythical crew members. Can you believe it? Who, um, you know what, they spend their money on whatever they want, and we don’t judge them for it, except today. When, uh, we analyze the subscription services that they’re subbed to, and, uh, see if we can match it to the right crew member. First, let’s play a real quick round of Think It and Sink It, our daily GMM trivia game over on the Mythical Society. In the episode, we take as much pre workout as humanly possible. Are you glitching? Yes. Before taking any pre workout, how many 40 pound dumbbell curls will Link be able to do? Remember that? Is it 1, 3, 7, or 11? Oh, well, I’m gonna say 7, because I said 6. 7. Most people said I could only do one. No, that’s not true. Most people said I could do three. Oh yeah, that was a 40 pound dumbbell. That was heavy. Oh yeah, 40 pound? That was heavy. So most people believed I could do three. Then people said I could do seven, which included me. But some people out there thought you could do eleven. Six percent. 29 percent said one. Thanks for believing in him. Let’s welcome in Jasmine, Katrina, Emily, and Jenna. They’re all a little bit weird. They like to subscribe to stuff. Scooch in, y’all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s right. Don’t, don’t let…. Don’t hide behind me now. Alright. There we go. Scooch. Scooch. Weird subscription. So, Emily knows how to scooch. Okay. Yeah. Jasmine. Jasmine, you gotta work. Jasmine, come on. It’s been a while. It’s been a while since you’ve been here. Helps match the chair to their little thing there. Okay. Their little thing. New trick. Hi. Hi. – Hi. – Hey y’all. Hi. All right. We love working with women. Let’s see how… so much better. I’m really glad to hear that. So much better than men. So much better than men. Do you say that when all the women aren’t here? Nope. Of course we do, Jenna. – No, I’m saying… – You’re never not here. – I’m saying… – This is true. I am always here. If it was all men, I would say, I love working with women. – Yeah. – That’s what I would say. That makes sense. Good, good. And that would have been actually funny. Yeah. What I said was just… – True. – Nice. True. Yeah. That’s right. Okay. This is a mantra. Subscription. What? I have a subscription to the Mantra app. It sends me motivational mantras throughout the day. You have to pay for that? We’ve got a couple of screenshots and examples that we’re gonna be seeing here. I have everything I need to face any obstacles that come. Is that true, though? How do they know what you have? It’s a mantra. You’re making it true by saying it. I envision myself as wealthy in every area of my life and work toward that reality. So you’re saying it’s not a reality. Are you okay? Oh, no, you’re gonna break down this whole person’s… Yeah, what the heck? I don’t know how to do mantra, I guess. I think you’d be good at these. What would be, what would be your mantra for whoever this person is? Oh, God. You know what? I’m already successful. No, for them. Oh, God. What? For someone else. – Oh. – One of us. This is going well. You didn’t let me finish! I’m just gonna sit here and listen. – Okay, the first part is… – I love working with women. I’m already successful. Emily, you’re already successful. You don’t need to try. So hard. – That’s really nice. – That’s so sweet. I don’t need to try so hard. Alright, see ya. You still need to be here. Just being you is all you need. A mantra. A mantra is something… How does this not make sense? It’s something you just say. You’re, like, saying It’s like smiling to make yourself happy. Like, it’s It’s an external thing that is, like, reinforcing something that’s happening. Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna. So it’s like one of those things that you might see in somebody’s bathroom that says, you can do hard things. That’s a fun thing to put in the bathroom. That is fun. So when you’re constipated and really pushing one out. – Endure. – You can do hard things. I’m sorry. Do you get it now? Um, yeah, I get it now. I have a weird neighbor who he put one on his side mirror of his car. So every day when I walk my dog past his car, it says… Things are closer than… That’s on everybody’s. Oh. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that’s a weird neighbor. I have everything I need to face any obstacles that come. Oh, there’s two screens that have the same thing. Were you trying to think of the objects that may appear closer as like the punchline to your joke and you were really thinking hard about it? Or does he actually have a mantra on his mirror? I just think what Carney said was a better out for that bit. Oh! That wasn’t where you were going with that. No, but that was really good, Carney. I was like, well, I can’t top that. I was gonna say, good things in your future are closer than they may seem to be. Ooh! I was gonna take the format of the mirror and give a mantra. It’s just handwritten and he put it on there himself and it says, how can I question mark. On his side mirror? Yes. That seems unsafe. – And can is in all cap. – How can I merge? How can I? What does that mean? Is it written on the mirror or like a sticky note sticky note kind of a thing. I don’t think that’s a mantra. Alright, Jasmine is is paying for mantras because you were offended when I started messing with the mantra. – I’m sorry. – Okay. By the way, I don’t think these are all necessarily paid subscription so much as subscription so but I don’t know maybe… Alright. Yeah, we’ll find out if she pays for it. Next. No I’m calling you, bro Link, reminder about your prize that you can enact whenever you want to see where Chase sits. Reality TV subscription. I signed up for Storm TV for a while. It was a streaming platform all of, about all of the 2000s of love reality shows. Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, I Love New York, etc. It was started by the first villain from Rock of Love named Lacey. She has a podcast where she interviews all cast members, there’s a reunion special, and there’s even a cooking show. It was fun, but ultimately it lost the novelty for me. Storm TV of all the, of Love. Storm TV. Not Jenna. So we’re down to these two. Unless we’re wrong about Jasmine. Jasmine, I just feel really good about her and the mantra. She knows how to mantra. I don’t know, I feel like this might be Katrina. I feel like it’s got Katrina energy. Okay. Like, she’s going deep with the Of Love. Storm TV. Rock Of Love, like, oh man. What’s your favorite Of Love series? Rock Of Love. Nice. Oh, oh, okay, well. Who’s in that? The Rock? Who’s in the show? Bret Michaels? Oh, the Bret Michaels. The show, there’s cast members in it. What did Brett Michaels do? Oh, did you just admit to this? No, I didn’t. He was, he did a love show. Yeah. Yeah, Rock of Love. Yeah. Oh, Rock of Love. Yeah. Yeah, we were talking about it. Yeah. There was Flavor of Love. I love. The question was, who’s in Rock of Love? And I said Brett Michaels. Flavor of Love. Okay, I thought that was me. No one confirmed it. Oh yeah, they did. That’s my favorite. Flava Flav really doing great things now. I know! He’s like, didn’t he, he uh, supported the women’s water… He sponsors the women’s US waterpolo team. Yeah, he loves working with women. He does. Yeah, he does. Just like we do. Kings. You and Flavor of Love are the same. Yeah, boy! Yeah! I can’t believe it. I subscribe to a Patreon for a puppet company. called Rag Mop and Goose. I found them on TikTok, and then I wanted early access to an adoption, so I subscribed and just haven’t unsubscribed since I placed my order, LOL. I have two puppets, Sequoia and Tiny Honey Butter. Uh uh. Be gentle with it. Be gentle. What is it? Sequoia and Tiny, what? They, they, they send you a puppet? Now I’m going, I’m leaning back to Jasmine. I think we need to go down here with this. I think I might, whoa, be careful, be careful, be careful. Well, I’m just gonna puppet it. Okay. Oh. Oh! That one’s cute. Hello! No, you’re not going to be able to handle her. Oh my god! Where’s my buddy? Bzzz! Awww! There he is! Oh my goodness! I’ve been looking all over for you! Hey buddy! Can I give you a pat? – Now, I’m going to die. – I’m allergic! You were a good friend. That’s what you get. – Okay, so anyways… – Isn’t this guy cute? This is so cute. He died because he used his stinger. He died because he used his stinger. I think this goes to Jasmine. This is, this is um, Jasmine has a theatrical streak about her. Yes. Um, but I also know that Emily likes puppets. Oh, how do you know this? I don’t know, I just thought I did. No. No, I feel like, I’m, I feel like Jasmine gets puppet subscription and Jenna gets mantra. Okay. Ball cream subscription. There we go. Just give it right to Emily. Stay dry. I like to be a good host. You gotta be prepared for everything. Where individuals visit. My apartment. Yeah. Alright. Alright, um, now I’m gonna trade seats with Chase. Oh, thank you. Nice. Chunky. Good job. Good job. Thank you so much. I like the encouragement. Look at this. Oh, he’s way back there. Wow. That means Chase is gonna come sit here. Oh, okay. Come on, Chase! Chase! Chase! Chase! Chase! Chase! Chase! Chase! I got some ball cream waiting for ya, buddy! Yay! Yay! That’s my boss. That’s my boss. Hey there, guys. Hi, Chase. There you go. Yeah, welcome to the show. How is it back there, Link? Look at his search history! Link, don’t touch my blanket! Link’s just getting used to his surroundings. He’s never been back there. How warm is the seat? It’s not. It’s cold. It’s pretty warm. Link says it’s pretty warm. Sniff it! What do you see back there? It’s really dark back there. Yeah. Lots of screens. You wouldn’t believe how many, how many different screens with your face on it there are. How many me’s do you see? Nobody. – Oh, I see you’re, uh… – Okay, what’s the closest, what’s the closest camera I’ve got? Right there? Yeah. Alright, look at that one. Yeah. Got him! Put the, put the bee on it! Why did you do that? Yeah, missed opportunity. Alright, close, close, close. Hey! So cute. Oh my goodness. I’m over here at, I’m over here at Stevie’s mic now. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! That’s crazy. I’m over here talking now. Chase would never do that. Nightmare. No, I would not do that. Do you smell my Altoids? No, actually. Does it have another? Okay. Goodbye. Okay, yep. Goodbye. 60 seconds, that was good. That was a good 60 seconds. I like it here. That was a solid 60 seconds. It suits you, Chase. Thanks. Aw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that’s pretty good. Okay, sorry. Chase! Chase! Yay! So, now you’re gonna be a puppet under the desk. Oh, yeah. There he goes. There he goes. Oh, wow. Okay. He’s slithering out like a snake. Bye. Let’s get the results. All right. All right. It’s cool back there, y’all. Yeah, it is. It is cold. You are correct. That’s why she has a blanket. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, Jasmine. It’s freezing. It’s freezing. These are my puppets. Yay! What do you do with these, what do you do with them? Nothing, they’re just art pieces. – I’m too afraid to play with them… – So you haven’t, you don’t have voices for them yet? No. Oh, okay. You’re too afraid to play with them? Well, they’re puppets. They’re expensive. – I know, but… – They’re expensive? Yeah, they’re just like art, just beautiful art. I tried to go to a puppet making workshop, but the Patreon didn’t let me in, in time. So I did, I missed the sign up. So you’ve never actually played with them? No. That’s nice of you to let people play with them today. Try a little something. Say a little something. I’m embarrassed. Well, no one’s looking at you. Yeah, we’ll look away. Do you want to go back to Chase’s seat and do it? No, um, what should I say? – Say, I need some of that… – I’m not good with improv. Say, you need some of that ball cream. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that’s it. Also, Sequoia goes by she, her. Honey Butter is he, him, so. She will have a feminine voice. That’s in her passport. Just cover your face. Her passport? There’s a passport? I can’t do it. You’ve owned these puppets. All right, that’s fine. She just needs time alone with these puppets. Yeah, you just gotta develop the characters. You really gotta, yeah, right, you gotta… Alright, who has a Mantra subscription that isn’t Jenna? It’s me! Oh, it’s Jenna. So, you don’t pay for this? I do pay for it. I do, it sends me a little… It sends me a little notification, so I’d… Hold on, I’ve got my phone. How, uh, how many times during the day? How many times during I, it, uh, like six times during the day. You can like, adjust it. Do you always take it seriously when it comes up? I have it. You can change the theme. So I have it that it’s like the ocean and it plays like really fun. Like it plays Don’t play the music. It’s not music. – It’s just… – Oh, peaceful. Are you producing this More? What’s it say? What’s it say? It says today, it says I am more than good enough. I want the puppet to say it. And I get better every day. Aww, I like that. I want the puppet to say it. Okay, there we go. Okay. Alright. Wait, it’s, it’s, he had the, I am more than good enough. Mm hmm. And, oh, there’s a new one, hold on. Just like that. Mm hmm. I maintain humility in all my achievements. Aw, that’s good. That’s a humble bee. That’s a humble bee. Alright. That’s a humble bumblebee. I can’t believe none of these come up in conversation with us. What do you mean? You don’t, you don’t ask me all the time about things. She just knocks on your office door. I was like, let me tell you about my mantra today. When was the last time you asked, uh, I was gonna say Virginia. I’m gonna say give me a mantra. When was the last time you asked Virginia about what inspires her? That’s my name. Maybe you need that every single, maybe every single day you should ask that. And she’ll always have something ready on her phone. Uh, Uh, I’m just gonna say, give me a mantra. Okay. Yeah, and then I’ll give you a mantra of the day. Then, well, I mean, you could pay for the subscription yourself, maybe… Does that mean if I give him the mantras from now on that the company will pay for my subscription? Well, whatever percentage she gets, yes. Stevie. Stevie. Well. All right, reality TV subscription, I feel good about this. No. Oh, ball cream. Katrina got the ball cream? An entire subscription of it? Every month. Okay. You’re gonna have to expand on that. For my husband’s balls. Okay, it’s simple. I sniffed it. It’s simple. Yeah, don’t open it. Sorry. I, I, I washed the outside. It kind of freaked me out. Oh gosh, it’s very light. – He’s been using it. – This is used. I got this out of the trash can. Oh God. Did I touch my face after touching that? Yeah, I saw you. – I did. – I put it to my nose. I washed it. Katrina’s husband has put his balls on your face. So it keeps the balls, like, alive. I don’t know what it does. – I gotta be honest with you. – But you pay for it? I did the manscape thing for a while and they would send things like this and I was always like, I don’t feel like I need it. Oh, I loved it. – I never tried it. – The only thing he ever says is… He talks about “stickiness” I don’t know what that means. It is sticky or it stops stickiness. It stops stickiness, which I don’t know what it means to be sticky. I feel like I’m doing alright. That would be good for under boob issues for the larger ladies. There’s a silky, there’s a silky sliding that happens. Oh, God. What? I bet it works good, like, as a chub rub thing for if you have chafing between your thighs. Like before a long hike? Yeah, yeah, or a walk, or, uh, or just laying on the couch. I think you need this, Link. I have, I, I, I have some. The same brand? No, I have the Manscaped brand because Rhett didn’t like his and I, I took it and started using it. I started using your ball cream. It was never my ball cream. Oh, you didn’t even try it? If you don’t put it on your own balls, it’s not your ball cream. Oh, ew. I love working with women. Oh. So, well, I’m sorry, Emily, you don’t have any ball cream in your life. No, I don’t. Um. Plenty of balls, though, so it’s good. Nah. You’re almost doing like a combo training thing. No, I’m not reading it. So, Storm.tv is a, it’s like an app, it’s a streaming service. Kind of like Mythical Society. Ah, yep. Mythicalsociety.com Do it. Um, so I’m on that too, but no. So during the, during lockdown, they re released like all of the Of Love stuff. I think it was on like, uh, Netflix or something. I can’t remember which did it, but I remembered how much I loved watching Rock of Love. I love the style, the fashion. Yeah. Uh, don’t love ladies fighting each other that much. It’s, it kind of gives me an icky taste in my mouth nowadays, but… Well, you should try ball cream. But, uh, Lacey Skulls is her name. She started this, uh, subscription with, like, podcasts and all this stuff. Emily, I’ve already read all of this. I know, I know. Now you’re just promoting it. But, here’s the thing. I stopped it because the drama that she was involved with this. Oh, the service itself. The people who were on the show started fighting with Lacey. And then there’s just, like, rumors getting started. There’s a whole Reddit about it. But, like, there, it’s It’s, it’s got, it’s pretty full of real life drama. That was too much for you, huh? It seems like that could have brought people in. Because I wasn’t sure if the shows were still going to be going. I’m not going to subscribe if people are not going to make the content. Well, thank you all for working with us. Thank you. Yeah, thank you. No problem. Thank you for having us. Good to be here. Good luck with everything. You too. Thank you. Your balls. Yeah, good luck with your sticky balls. They’re just fine. All right. They don’t need any cream. We, uh, all the youngsters on the show, we, we devised a plan to sneak in and have a party at the Miyagi Crib. And we took a rock. That was the only thing. By the time we had gotten to the party, by the way, everyone else had already