Welcome to Good Mythical More. Disclaimer, we don’t know as much as you think we should about Pokemon. It was a lie. So we are going to see if we can identify these Pokemon and then when we can’t, we’re just gonna rename them. And maybe we’ll come up with better names. But first, 10 word story. Sometimes. Questions. Arise. That. Obfuscate. Sometimes questions arise that obfuscate answers. But. Don’t. Worry. About. It. Nope. Sometimes questions arise that obfuscate answers, but don’t worry about. Don’t worry about. Okay, we’re going to start in… People said that they didn’t… want us to go over 10 words, so we stopped doing that. Oh. Yeah, we listened. We listened to it. It’s so strict. We’re told what to do. We listen. It’s so strict. Uh, we’re going to start easy. Good. Because… Easy. Well, we’re just going to… We’re going to show people your knowledge. Okay. With this one. That’s uh, that’s the, uh, that’s the, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. That’s the one that everybody knows. Pikachu. Ha ha ha, you can’t fool me. – Yeah. – You can’t fool me. He has lightning comes out of his butt. Yeah, right. Pikachu, yeah. What do you, um, what do you think about that name? – I think that’s a really good name. – Pika-Me! I think that’s a really good name. Pika-Me, hey hey! Pika… Pikachu. It’s good. It like that, that need not be improved. I mean, we knew what it was. Pooky. Period. Pikachu is the best. I’m not gonna change that. Um, this one’s supposed to be an easy one. Uh, let’s see. Charizard. No, that’s not Charizard. Charizard. That’s another name though, right? Is it? Is it, is it Zard… What is it? Jar Jar Binks, what is it? Jar Jar Binks. – Jar Jar… – My favorite Pokemon. Does this one vibrate? Yeah, yeah. – Yeah, yeah, those… – It looks like it should. Yeah, right. But just the purple part. Just, yeah, that’s all that needs to vibrate. I don’t believe I have that at home. But hold on. And then, but the, but the hand is a, is a back massager. You know, one of those things you just grab and you just put it on somebody. He looks sort of… Meanie. Is it meanie? This is the human massage toy. Not human, but it’s… I didn’t realize we had so many Pokemon people in the building. But there’s a lot of participation. Is it what? Tina? Tina? Tina? No. – Give me the first letter. – The type is psychic. Which is not gonna help you at all. And there’s no other evolutions, whatever that means. Give me the first letter. M. Mars-On. Mikey, Mikey, Mikey. Give me the, give us the next letter. E. Me-Fer. – Mel… – Melchizedek! Melchizedek. Melobian. – Give us the next letter. – W. Mew… Oh, Mew Master! Mew Mew. – Mewer. – Mew Mew. Mewer! Mewer. – It’s Mewtwo. – Mewtwo. Never heard. – Never heard of em’. – Mewtwo? Mewtwo. Mewtwo, the psychic. Professional Mew-Twober. Okay, alright. Back… I’d love to get that thing rubbing on me. Okay. How about this one? Dragonzard. Charizard. Yeah. Yeah. Char. Char. Char. Yeah. Charizard. Oh, this is Charizard. RiChard? Char Richard. Does he have a fiery tail? Yeah, he does. He does. He has wings and arms. That’s special. What should it be called? Hot ass. Hot tail. I like Charizard. Is that how you said it? Charizard? Charizard. Yes? Yes. That’s correct. He does. He looks like he doesn’t have any body hair. Does that make you worried about him? Like does he have fine body hair or is it just all scaled? He’s the dragon. He’s like, he’s like a reptile, he’s cold blooded. Do scales have, I mean, do dragons have hair anywhere? They’re scaled. What about, but snakes have whiskers. Do they? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It lets them know, and that’s how they sense heat. That’s not true. They, they see heat. They do that with their tongue, man. Yeah, the internal whisker. All right, let’s see the next one. Stop grilling me! Okay, these are less common. So we were doing really well before, now it might go down. Let’s see the next one. Um, this is deerling. Oh my god! Hold on, is he right? Yes! How do you know this? I knew there was a deerling, and it just kind of looked like a deer. Oh! This was a Pokemon that Link once randomly named in an episode and everyone freaked out because it was an extremely random name for him to know. Oh. And I still know it. Yeah. Okay. I still acted shocked because I was shocked because I didn’t read that next line. It doesn’t look anything like the rest of them. The type is normal and grass. Yeah, it just looks like a normal grass eating deer. Normal grass eating deer. Deerling. Is that an outfit or a, or a coat? Like, you know what I’m saying, like… That’s her body? Her body has a drapery? Yep. Permenant drapery. Other evolutions? Sawsbuck. What does that mean? It means it can turn into a Sawsbuck. Oh. It’s like a buck, it turns into a male deer that’s combined with a saw. I’d like to see that. Not gonna happen. Well, I’ll do it later. Oh, Stevie saw it. Pokemons can be both male and female, by the way. All of them? – So Deerling… – All of them. Can Deerling bring me a Beerling? What does that have to do with Deerling’s gender? I’m just thirsty. He’s been talking about a pet deer to bring him beer for years. Like a, I was thinking more of a pack mule, but… Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did I tell you I almost walked into a deer? I think I did tell you that. Walked into a deer. I was walking, and… Just, I know it’s dangerous to, I, when I walk by myself, I like to listen to a podcast, but I have it on transparent mode because you got to know your surroundings. But I had looked down to check an email. You know how I love it. I love checking those emails. And then when I looked back up, a buck and a doe were a foot away from me in front of me on the street. And then ran on the other… Like, can you imagine if that’s how I went. How you died? Yeah. – She got gored by a buck. – And there was a report. Yeah. In her own neighborhood. Yeah. Young, beautiful woman. Scorned by a deer. – Do you think that you would’ve run… – In Los Angeles. Into it? Like, if you hadn’t have looked up, do you think it would have just let you, just hit its nose? It, I, it looked as, um, shocked as I looked in the moment. But I was on the street. It wasn’t like, I was like in the forest, you know? – And you weren’t with a dog? – Just on the street. No, I wasn’t. No. Huh? Sometimes you walk without a dog. Yes. I, well, I, I usually do a secondary, I do a family walk with Cassie and the dogs, and then I do a secondary walk that I call a daddy walk. And it’s on my daddy walks, where… You run into deers? Uh, yeah. You just need alone time. I just need steps. Daddy needs steps, you know? Okay. Daddy needs steps. Why are you guys laughing? Daddy needs steps. Okay. If you walk with a deer, the deer gets twice as many steps as you. Twice as many legs. Mm. Put your smart watch on a deer and you’ll get all the credit. Yep, that’s what I’m looking for. Hit me with another one. Okay, let’s see another one. Stevie’s getting a lot of steps this week. Oh, look at that. Um, blowhard. Booby eggplant. Baseball arms. The type? You ask? Eggplant. Uh, ice and psychic. The evolutions? None. Fully evolved. Is it in disguise? Is that a wig? Is that a bustier? Oh, she’s the Queen of Ice. She’s the Queen of Ice. Okay. Ice, Iceling. Ice Luranosaurus. Frizzola. It’s a single syllable, starting with a J. Jud. Jack. Jill. Juice. J. J. JY. – JY… – Jy… Jyce. – JY… – Jyne JY. Jynt. Jyge. Jynormous. One syllable you said? JYN. – Jynx. – Jyennie. – Hey, Jynx. – Jynx? I thought you were gonna do Jyna, but it’s okay. It’s two syllables. Oh, you’re right. Jyne. Jyne. Jyne, I feel is better. Is she surprised? Why is her mouth like that? I don’t think that’s her mouth, I think that’s her nose. I think her mouth is down there in that brassiere. All right, next one. Wait, is Jynx okay? Or should we go with Jyne? Jyne. Jyne. Jyna. Jyna. Okay, here’s the next one. Oh gosh. This is Leafly Type grass. Slug slug, slug, slug face. Lil’ Leaf. Leaf head. Lil Dwayne. – Bumpy neck. – Lil Dwayne. Evolutions, Bayleef and… Meg. Megan, what? Meganium? Oh, wow. So it can become a, uh, a, a, so it becomes a Bayleef? This is probably called like sprout or something like that. So leaf for a hat. Tits for legs. Saggy. Tits for legs. All right. Tit legs. That’s a new name. Tit leg. Hey, it’s not easy to walk on your nipples. I mean, it sounds like the beginning of a weird PSA. Not at first. Not until you break ’em in. It takes time to get used to walking on your nipples. You gotta break them in. Just like anything. It can harden up. Who is it? CH… CharMinor. Chu. China. Chuck. Chi… Chidi. K. Chick, chickly, chickle, chickless. Chick. Michael Chickless. Chick, chick. Chicky, chicky, bang, bang. Chick, chick, chick, chick. Chick leaf. Chikorita. Chikorita? Chikorita? Chikorita. Chikorita. Alright, tit legs is better. Yeah, we’re going with that. Alright, here’s another one. Tit legs is better. Let’s see the next one. Oh, this is like refuse pile. Garbage boy. This is like… You’re on the right track. Trashy. Trash heap. Type poison. Evolutions, trubbish. I was gonna say rubbage. Alright. Rubbish, rubbishar… Tampons in clay. This is not an art exhibit. The right hand is, is, is, the fingers are, I think… Medium Sculptor. Sculpture. Title. Tampons in clay. Artist. Lil Dwayne. Lil Dwayne. Uh, give us the first letter? G. Garbage. That’s why I was like, you’re on the right track. Garby. Garb? Something. Garbanzo, Gar, baggy Gar. Garbage. Garb. Garbalicious. I mean, how did they come up with these Pokemon names anyway? – Like we’re doing. – You know? – People sit in a room just saying things. – They sipped on weird teas. and they came up with this. It looks like an ugly doll. Remember those? – Yep. – Like, yeah, It’s bedazzled. Give us the next letter. G A R B O… Garbo. – Garbo… – Garbonaut. Garboli. Garbador. Garbador! I like that. Garbador! Garbador! Um, I’ve never seen this guy. Don’t want to see him again. Okay, you have one more. It’s your final chance. Oh, we’ve been doing so great. Oh, crap. Here we go. Keychain. It’s just a ring of keys. Is this a Pokémon? That’s not a Pokémon. That’s not a being. It’s Keyring. Keyringinator. Type? Steel and the fairy. So where’s the mouth? Because that’s a lock in the middle. Yeah, that’s the mouth. And what’s that hanging from? What’s the red thing hanging down? It’s the thing a turkey has. Is it? Oh, are you sure? Yeah, it’s a turkey. I think that’s a reproductive organ. It’s a turkey dangle. It’s for mating, it’s for attracting a mate. Right. So the key knows where to go. Key boy! I think the face is the thing at the top. – This is… – I don’t know about that. This is when they started to get too desperate. Keytones. – Keyloid – Keylation. Keys. Keys. Keys on Van Nuys. kl. Kleys. Kley Chain Collection of Keys. Klut Slut. Klut Klutch. Klutch, Klarence, Klaire, Klaire, Klease. I don’t know… It’s Klefki. Klefki Klefki with an I at the end. There’s no rhyme or reason here. I think you should just call this one desperate. How about we call it Florida keys. – Florida Keys, there we go. – Florida Keys. Yeah, I love that. I love that. You never know which one you’re going to get. Are people still going out into public and finding Pokemon using augmented reality application? Some people. People still up to it? How do you know? Cause you’re doing it, Davin? I don’t know, I don’t do it. I know people who does it. You know people who does it. Okay, alright. Alright, are they young people? They’re around my age, yeah. They’re around your age. But that’s not young. You’re not young. You’re 30. That’s not what we mean when we say young. You’re a grown man, Davin. Uh, yeah. And you have friends who are hunting augmented reality Pokemon. Yeah, they walk their dogs, they hunt Pokemon. Okay. Oh, so it’s not, they’re doing something else. Well, if they’re walking a dog. Are they running into deer? No. Do you think Stevie could do it on her daddy walks? Probably, yeah. Steve, you see what kind of Pokemon you can find. You might just walk right up on one. Subscribe to Sporked’s YouTube channel and never miss another surprise taste tester cameo again.