Welcome to Good Mythical More! Uh, can we guess how much celebrities charge for cameos, which are personalized video messages that you pay for. Yes, we can, including Santa. And we can also donate $1,000 to the national foundation for affordable housing to aid in their mission, to create solutions, to address the affordable housing crisis nationwide. And you can also give at foundation housing. com. Thank you for being your mythical man. I. Rarely experience an episode of Good Mythical Morning that gains as much momentum as this one did. You know, like. The sauce was building, man. I felt like you, you had this energy, if you watch it back, you had this energy at the beginning, and it, I was like, I was almost like, whoa, wow, oh. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, when it comes to sauce building. At it, I mean, it’s like you had, you knew where it was going and I had to, I just had to trust you. I didn’t know, I didn’t know. You seemed like you did. But I was, I was ready for the universe to lead me. And, and my experience was, it was completely infectious. Oh. Like I was infected with your sauce enthusiasm. As the sauce came together. My I don’t know, if I had a dial underneath here and I was just like, Can we get a dial? Talking about, like, how much I was into what was happening. Like a focus group? It just kept going and going and going up. I was cranking it, man. By the end of this, I’ve never been more proud of us. Than in how we made this Ebak sauce. Do you think this might be the best thing that we’ve ever created? I think it is, and I’m glad you were here for it. I want to get some people out here to taste it, but first let’s hear a cameo or two. Okay, I have a feeling, cause Rhett has dabbled in cameo in the past. I have, I have. So. He’s purchased many. Yeah. But it was a few years ago. It was a few years ago. No one has bought a cameo from Rhett. I just want to be clear. But I will say that the person who runs Cameo has DM’d me at least a dozen times. Same. I’ve never responded. Well, if he would’ve, or she would’ve, um, I think it is a she. If she would’ve, um, DM’d me, I’d have been all over it, cause I have ideas. Oh, really? Like what? Petting my dogs. Oh, I’m sorry, I was thinking about OnlyFans. Alright, let’s hear the first one. Okay, so I’m gonna give you, um, I wanna pet my dog for OnlyFans. A name and a price. And then you’re gonna tell me if the actual price is higher or lower than what I say. I don’t know how cameos are doing these days, cause it’s been a while. I don’t think you’re hedging your bets. Pandemic, though. Okay, AJ and Big Justice. Ha, yep. Ninety dollars. Ninety dollars?! Mhm. Is this, is this who the Jordans played? Yeah, yeah, yeah. At the party? Yeah, but the Rizzlers isn’t, isn’t part of this? If the Rizzler was part of this, we’d be talking $300 minimum. So what number did you say again? Ninety. This is too low for them right now. They’re so hot right now. I’m saying low. Do, do you, do your thing. It’s too low for them. You’re right. Real price is a hundred and fifty dollars. Yeah. Now, what does it, Oh, no, I was I was wrong. I was saying it was lower. That’s why I went I was saying it was too low. No, don’t do that. But yeah, it should be higher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh. So So, I was thinking the right thing and, You verbalized the correct answer. Me? No. I thought that they should that it was lower than that. Hmm. Oh. What were you gonna say? Um, what are you like, as someone who’s not purchased a Cameo before, like, what’s the, what’s the guarantee? Is there, like, a time? Like, you must, you know, you’re guaranteed 30 seconds? I think there is a rule like that. But the Insane Clown Posse guy went for, like, 13 minutes for Jesse. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Okay. He also said a lot of sexual things. Okay. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Okay. Trisha? He was a, I almost, he talked about 69 so much that I thought he was a numerologist. Yeah, yeah. He said he wanted to 69 my wife 69 ways. Which is kind of strange, right? Yeah, but what did you ask him to do? Cause you, you gave a bunch of prompts that were Yeah, I said, how many ways can you 69 my wife? And I feel like, I feel like he said the only acceptable answer. He said that she was a pig farmer and that, he said lots of falsehoods. I said she was a mountain climber, uh, who was, who had done like K2 and was about to do Everest. I said that she was a pig farmer. I said that she had a collection of something and then, so people would go into that. This was her 40th birthday so a few years ago, and I think there were I did like I don’t know, 30 people. It was a giant, it was my big gift to my wife. And we, uh, and uh, Christy and I went to Joshua Tree with y’all and you, and you unveiled it for her and I was so, uh, inebriated that I thought it was the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was pretty awesome. It was like it was a, I thought it was a gift from me. I edited it. I don’t edit a lot anymore, but I do remember how to use a, a doll. Digital audio workstation. And, uh, I did it on Final Cut. Let’s see another one. And, uh, I did it myself. While he’s talking. And then I had extras. And the extra was the Insane Clown Posse guy. And that’s when he did the 69 99 9. Was it, uh, Violent J or Shaggy Too Dope? It was Violent J. Classic Violent J. Trisha Paytas backup. Um, how much money, Chris? Uh, Stevie? Hold on. 300. Now, I will say that Trisha’s, uh, I think Trisha’s price has gone up since she publicly admitted to wanting to smash both of us. A few years ago. I didn’t hear about that. Yeah. Uh, people do that. Smash. Yeah. That’s her, those are her words, not yours. I don’t remember the specific question. I just saw, wait, how did that, how does that work? She said that she wanted to get with you and then there, Yeah, yeah. Uhhuh the world. Yeah. Took notice. Yeah. Yeah. People are like, well, okay, I’ll pay to talk to her. KG, You want to taste our sauce? Come over and taste the sauce. . Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We got forks. Alright, so I’m, that’s, alright, so yeah, we’re, I’m saying that 300? That’s low for her. It’s higher than that. It is not higher than that. That is too high. Trisha will do, uh, for 250 probably. Wait, uh, Come on, come on, come on. Why did you pick, I didn’t even say yes yet. I mean, look at, what it, I mean, You like the consistency? It looks like raisin cane sauce. Stevie, what’s the answer? I didn’t hear what you said. I said it was higher, he said it was lower. Well, can you explain what you mean by that? You’re saying she, I think it’s 250, it’s lower than you said. You say that she charges less. More. And Link says more. I said she charges more. She charges more. Twice as much, in fact. 600? $600, yeah. Yeah, again, I don’t know why I underestimated her. Why are you nervous about it? It’s good. Stevie liked it. It’s the fact that I can smell it from here that makes me nervous. It’s a good smell, though. I’m not a picky eater. Once you have it, you’re gonna wanna come back. Come back? To the bowl? Okay. Come on. Don’t be so weird. Me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s not bad. But I can’t tell, like, it got, like, really sweet in the beginning. And now it’s really spicy. Yes! It’s pretty good. Yeah! Pick somebody! Okay, popcorn! Eh! And you can, you can, if you don’t want to be on camera, you can say no. Yeah, and you can, you can prepare yourself. I think you’ll like it though. Popcorn Selane. Okay. Selane was a, Alright, let’s see the next one. Okay, Selane on standby. Katrina? Will you, will you try this on? Oh, Katrina, cause you bought a Trisha Paytas cameo. Alright, come over. $600. Oh, tell us about you paid $600 for a, for a cameo. I got it when it was 20 percent off. So it was like four 80 something. And what did she do? She just said she, she only reads like what you write, write for her. She doesn’t do much. I mean, she’s getting a lot, a lot of hits. I think the reason that Violent J went so long is because it might’ve been the only one of the day. Be generous. What do you mean? More? Now don’t act like you haven’t tasted it off camera. I didn’t taste it off camera. Because, what did you tell us? I said I got it on my finger, and I washed my hands, and the smell is still there. Okay, but you haven’t tasted it. You didn’t lick it off your own finger. No, I did not. Wait, does this have shellfish? Probably. Does it have shellfish? Well, let’s find out. I don’t know what’s in the fish, fish sauce. Fish sauce. Oyster. Well, hold on. This is your loss. But you’re used to it. Well, hold on, but what happens to you? We got an EpiPen? I do have an EpiPen. This could be fun! This could be educational! Hey, let’s try, let’s try. No! Alright, who wants to stand in? Alright, popcorn! Popcorn! Michaela! Alright. Stevie, let’s see the next one. It smells good though, guys. Uh, let’s go to Santa. Santa, popular guy. This is Cameo’s favorite Santa. Yeah. Which I guess you have to distinguish. Yeah, because you can get your uncle to be Santa for your kid. That’s more of an OnlyFans. Come on, Mikayla, come over. Uh, your price is $60. Oh, that’s too high. He does it for 40. He does it for 40. Uh, no, no, no. He’s more than that. It’s lower. Mikayla, how much would, do you think Santa charges for a campaign? What was the, what was the? Just 60? I think he’s lower, actually. Yeah, he’s 40. I’ve marinated your fork. There you go. It’s 20. Oh, that’s cheap! It’s real cheap. Cause he wants kids to buy them. It’s Santa. Like families with kids to buy them. That is super cheap. KG’s throat is burning a little. I’ve been asked to relay this message. Are you allergic to something in there too? No, no, no. You’re supposed to It’s supposed to be throat burning? Your throat burns a little bit. You know, I’m gonna be brave. After you have Rhett and Link’s come back sauce. Oh. I wanna experience this. Just a slight pause because you have to turn the bottle around. Yeah, there you go, Mikaela. Just drop that. I wanna be real. I wanna be brave. I’m a brave girl. Yes. It’s a lot of smells going on here. So much in it. Yeah, it’s so good though. It’s so good. It’s not hot. Temperature hot. Oh! Oh! What it? Mmm! It’s like, my brain is like, exploding. Yes. Because it’s full of come back sauce. Yeah, that’s right. And there’s everything. You know the movie, Everything, Everywhere, All at Once? Yes! The sauce. That’s what it is. Everything, everywhere, all at once, the sauce. I went multiversal. I feel very multiversal. Multiverse sauce. That’s good branding. I just connected to another person right now. Alright. Oh, wow. And it’s great on fried chicken. Let me tell you. Why did you say fried chicken? Looking at me. Because that’s the last thing I ate. Yep. We also had it on pizza. Pretzels. Mikayla. You didn’t do that with anybody else. French fries. I love fried chicken, don’t you? Yeah. Do you love fried chicken? Yeah, why did you ask me specifically? Alright, you win this round. Hey, tag somebody. Stevie, give us another one. Kenny G. Kenny G. Kenny G. Your price? 150. Kenny G, does he play the sax? You know, I don’t know that. I think, yes, he does. I’ve seen clips. 150. We have a, we have a spoon for you. Kenny G will do it for 125. He’s a little bit lower. 150. Yeah, I think it’s a hundred. I think he’s charging a hundred. 3. 375 for Kennedy. He plays the sax then, that’s totally worth it. Sorry, we didn’t know. Wait, I think we’re giving pandemic numbers. Nicole, get in here. Hi Nicole. Hi. She brought her own spoon. I did bring my own spoon. I’m also vehemently anti condiment, so this is very interesting. Okay, well this is gonna be an interesting experience for you. What, what, what, why are you so anti condiment? I just like dry foods. This is good. Oh, really? I like it. What, what, what, take us on the journey though. Was it sweet first? Spicy second? Brown third? It’s very creamy. Yeah, oh yeah, there’s a lot of mayonnaise in it. Very creamy. As someone who’s trying to eat less lactose, this is not ideal for me. Uhm. It’s good. It’s good, and then definitely spice at the end, but I love spice, so. Yeah, well this has got it, and there’s relish in there too. So wait, Nicole, you like dry things. Is this a, is this, when did this form? And is this a childhood? It’s actually something I’m trying to outgrow, because yes, it was a childhood thing. Now I’m more open to condiments, AKA why I decided to accept the popcorn. Uh, but I always had like, plain hot dogs, plain fries. Playing everything, man. Oh, except for popcorn. This’ll probably be good on a hot dog. Hmm, okay, okay. I’m glad you’re working through it. Let’s get some masculine energy up here. Let’s welcome Damien! Okay, okay, okay, okay. And Billy D. Williams. Alright, let’s see. Oh, is that what you call Damien? Alright, now Damien comes from a family of burger makers. Yeah. And I’mma tell you right now, your family might want to put this on their New York burgers. Yeah, yeah, I mean, we’ll see. I’ll pass on the word. What’s it called again? Give them a little promo. They got two places. A smash burger place and a fried chicken place. K O burger and 375 chicken. In New York. Oh. This is the sauce. We need to work with your family. And get this on your chicken sandwich. I didn’t know. You knew about these places? I didn’t know about these places until right now. I bond with our workers. Okay. Um, alright, here we go. Now, he should know. You guys are on to something. I’m telling you, man. It’s good, right? It’s complex. I really like it, yeah. I mean, this is like the start of an empire. Yeah! And he knows! It’s in his blood! It’s in the family! I wonder how it would be on, uh, like a hot dog, if the hot dog were on a stick. I’m thinking on a chicken sandwich. I think it’d be good. Oh. Chicken sandwich? Oh yeah. You’re not picking up what I’m putting down? Oh. I’m saying. Amy. Oh, well, Amy’s not coming. Amy. You want to, you want, I cannot do spice. It’s not that bad. She’s about to get on a plane. You want, hey, we’ll give you a plastic bag full of it. Send Carney in. All right. You can open it up, you can cut the corner on the plane and [slurp] Lando Calrissian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much are you saying he charges? 400. No way people are paying Billy Dee 400. He’s a legend, dude. Come in, Carney. You can come in. You can, you can lurk. Um, Um, you need, you’re gonna need a, A spoon, yeah. Thank you. I think, you know what, I think I am adjusting my expectations here. People set a price and they’re like, Billy Dee’s like, I’m not going to talk to anyone for less than 400. 500. I think he’s 450. 500. I think he does it for 350, which is still a lot. What do you think? Billy Dee Williams, what was the number? 400. 400? At one point I knew the answer. I’m gonna say less. Yes. I can’t change my expectations. 300. You’re right. All right. Dip in there, man. What is this? I wasn’t watching. The thing is, is we have the recipe. Yeah. I think it really could work on a hot dog, but it’s, it’s going to shine on chicken and burgers. Oh, it’s got like a thousand island to it. Yep. Well, yep. But we try not to, What else? We try not to point that out though. Oh, why? I don’t know, because people feel like they know they’ve got a million islands. No, it’s got like a thousand islands. It’s like a million islands. Yeah, a million islands. It’s not a dressing now. You can put this in a little ramekin at a restaurant, call it something, and serve it, and I wouldn’t think twice about it. I think this is a good, interesting sauce. Yeah. It’s different. It’s different enough. Some people’s comeback sauce is way too simple. You know, sometimes it does just get too close to Thousand Island, but there’s so much stuff that it tastes good. I think I taste the Tabasco in there. It’s like a Thousand Island with the Tabasco. You think you can taste something, but you’re not tasting anything. You’re tasting everything. Yeah. No, I think I taste Tabasco in there. What? Just kidding. You put it in your mouth, and it’s like, it goes, vroom, Popcorn, Nico-ali-ali! Come one Nicole, you’re an expert. Here’s a real taste tester. Hi! A real taste tester right, whoa. I loved watching you guys tinker and toy. You guys were tinkering and toying. Yeah, just when you’re adding a little bit of this, a little bit of that. I was loving it. Okay. Uh huh. Okay, I get a note of caramel in the way back. Yes, it’s complex! Do you, did you guys taste that like caramely note? That like toasted, salted caramel? Yep. There’s just the sweetness. It’s the way the honey mixes with things. Yeah, um, that’s really pleasant. I think it can exist on a hot dog with like sauerkraut and a little bit of maybe some bacon bits. Oh! There’s, there’s a, there’s a market for this. There’s a market for this. Uh huh. See, look, going back in for more. I’m having a good time. Yes! You should be very proud of yourself. Bottle it up! I don’t know if you can tell, but we are. Never been prouder. It’s a little chalky, though. Yeah, consistency, we gotta work on it. We gotta work on the, we gotta work on the consistency. What do you think? When I said it was granular, that’s what I meant. Where is that coming from? I’m gonna assume it’s the, it’s the togarashi. It’s any of the dry spices that we added in there. Maybe, maybe some of the togarashi. You think a hand blender would take care of that? I do. I do. I do. Okay, that’s all we have. Next time. Well done! Proud of you! Thank you. Good job! Alright. That’s an endorsement. Popcorn Morgan? Uh oh. Come on, Morgan! Come on, Morgan! You didn’t know Morgan was here. Uh, you got a spoon? Ahhh. Here. Okay, I’m giving you a choice. Okay. Alright. Vanilla Ice, Elmo, or Tay Zonday. I don’t wanna, I can’t talk about Tay. Let’s do, let’s go with Ice. Okay. Vanilla Ice, your price is 200. Uh, less than that. Uh, yeah, he’ll do it for 100 now these days. Look at that soul patch. 3.99! Whoa! Damn! Vanilla Ice? Vanilla Ice? Alright, Morgan. That’s good. Everyone said everything else. I don’t know. It’s good. It’s got enough bits in it to make me want to chew a little bit. Do we have permission to put that on the bottle? That’s good. Yeah, absolutely. It’s good. Everybody said it. You need a lot of space on the bottle already. It’s good. Everybody’s already said everything about it. 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