Welcome to Good Mythical More. I’m gonna sneeze at some point. Um, back in the day, you would watch your entertainment on tape that you would rent from the video store on VHS. And there are people who still archive all of these amazing VHS products, and we are gonna guess if, um, if it’s too strange to be real or too real to be strange. But first, we’re going to guess the definition of Gobemouche. Gobemouche? Mauche. Gobemouche. There it is. There it is. Uh. It’s a type of sneeze. What language is this? It’s a type of sneeze that takes a long time to build. I think it’s a French word. Gobemouche. Mache. Gobahmache. Gobomahshay. Trying to think of other words that end in, mache. I don’t know. I don’t know. It’s, does it mean it’s a, I think it’s a large French mouse that hides in your, in your butt cheeks. Maybe. I think it’s a strip of land that is, uh, more narrow than an isthmus. All right. So it’s a very narrow isthmus. Just a ver, just a little shoestring of a piece of land. It’s, it’s a isthmus that’s not always there, depending on the tides. Nope. It’s a gullible or credulous person. Huh? Gobemouche. Hmm. Gobomache. I don’t even know how you say that. A gullible person is a goba mouse. Okay. It’s a French word. Isn’t that crazy? Whoa, really? Yeah. Gobmouche. Coincidence. Gobmouche. Gobmouche. Gobmouche. Gullible person. Okay. So, where are you getting these real ones from, Stevie? There is an Instagram account called Found Footage Festival that is essentially, Oh, I’ve head of this festival! Well, it’s not a festival. It’s like a collection of random, uh, content that this person finds, uh, on VHS tapes from, like, thrift stores and, We’ve had someone talk to us about this. Um, garage sales type of thing. And it’s digitized on Instagram, which is quite a service. Yeah. So I guess, in a way, the fake ones on this list could exist, but we just don’t know. We don’t have proof. You know what I mean? Yeah. But we’ll get to see the actual real ones, which is always so fun. You know? And these two gold moushes are going to believe everything’s real except for the fake ones. And the fake ones we’re going to think are the real ones. We’re going to think of fake. Okay. Football, a woman’s guide. It’s a video that has a woman sympathetically explaining the ever confusing concept of football to other women. She uses helpful analogies via relatable topics like the mall and shopping, which is, I guess, different than the mall. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Um, I hope this is vague because I think that women can just watch football and just figure it out. I don’t think they need mall analogies in order to understand it. I’m, I’m saying it’s real, but I’m not saying it was successful. It’s real! Yes! That means we get to see it, right? Yeah, let’s look. Football. A woman’s got one of the graphics. Oh, that is a football. Yes. Crack a beer, ladies. Open up some chips and turn on your television. Run with it! Run! Yes, yes! No, no! No, no, no! Oh, man. I can see the chips coming out of his mouth. Sound familiar? Yeah. A burst of joy, then a painful moan. More joy, more pain. Yep. All building toward one final moment of ecstasy. It could be confusing Or utter despair. Oh! This is the life of the football fan. And if you’re like me, who happens to be in love with a football fan, this is part of your life too. Yep. I was a football airhead. I was either at the game or communicating with its adoring followers. Don’t be so hard on yourself. This was neither charming. Yeah. It’s hard to realize how really, really big the football field is. It’s so big, girls. Almost as long as most shopping malls. Oh! Imagine throwing a package from Macy’s to Sears, and having your friend catch it. Are you serious?! This ain’t. While you’re trying to throw the goods, the 11 biggest, strongest shoppers in the mall are charging at you, determined to bring you down. Why are those the shoppers? You’re the X’s, and the other team is the O’s. I think they know that this is funny, man. And the other guys, the hugs. Kisses and hugs? Oh, I like a football that can run on its own. Wow. So that’s gonna confuse the women, because the balls don’t have legs. Mm hmm. She’s gotta be on, I mean, she, she took something to make this video, right? Yeah. Cuz like no one’s that yeah, no one’s that chill. I think. I think she’s on amoxicillin. I think that everyone involved in this project knew that it knew that it was funny. I think they knew that it was funny. But not offensive, they didn’t know that. Back in the 80s. I’m gonna say this is real. You think it was a. I don’t think we made that. Was it 80s vibes? I guess it was 80s. I mean, I was thinking more like early 90s, like 92 situation. Cause her hair was smooth. Not too big. Yeah. Early 90s. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’ll tell you, I learned a lot. I quite enjoyed it. She was strangely horny about it. That’s what i’m saying. Like it could I don’t know. I was thinking quaaludes at first, but maybe she took a viagra, you know and that’s what happens. I’m, I’m uncertain. I don’t know. Uh women should take viagra, I think. Oh. For their. I think it was originally developed for like period cramps. This is where we um pop up the lower third that says please don’t listen to anything that Rhett and Link say, um, the graphics work, I would also like to commend for, for a 92 VHS. Yeah, that was, um, I’d like to watch the rest of that on my own time. My spare time. Don’t I get a prize? Oh yeah. Sorry. You do need an accent. Let’s, let’s add your little accent. Yeah, there you go. Oh, it matches your sweater. It does, doesn’t it? I mean, it totally makes your sweater completely uncool. What are y’all trying to say? I’m a beekeeper? Your sweater was kind of cool, and then. Ha ha ha ha. We three kings of Orient are. No, no, no. I’m taking it in a different direction. You’re not a magi. I’m a magi. I’m a magi. Ha ha. You look like if Randy Savage had a brother who only made hacky sacks. Oh, okay. But in a good way. That’s offensive. Alright. Alright. Okay, next video is making trash into toys. This video highlights trash toy hobbyists. There are a small community of people that dig through trash cans and dumpsters to find pieces that they turn into intricate toys and dioramas. A small community? It seems like that would be, like, just full of people. Well, I think that the, like, Trash treasure hunters are different than the, The toy trash people. Yeah. Cause like, you know, you see something good on the side of the road, like. So you’re gonna make a VHS? No, they’re not. To tell people how to turn trash into toys. They’re not gonna make it. Yeah, I’m not buying this. It’s fake. I was really trying to sell it. Yeah, that’s what gave it away. You can’t fool us. We’re from the VHS age, Stevie. Same. I mean, Mary Kate and Ashley, I had every VHS of Mary Kate and Ashley. Gay awakening much? Gay awakening. Uh, okay. Your cat wants a massage. This video has a lovely woman named Mary Jean Bollner. Yeah, I feel like we’ve seen this woman before and I want to see her again. I think it’s true. I, I agree. I believe that we’ve seen this. Let’s see it. Sometimes, cat will approach you for massage. You know what that’s like. He’s rubbing up against you. Or he’ll simply give you a look that says, Massage time! Oh wow. She was seen on Proud Bodybuilders. That, that cat is not alive. Is that cat, See, the cat’s dead. That cat is dead. That’s a fake cat. It’s you, Champer Damper. It’s you. This is classic. Champer Damper. Yeah, we, we, we, we’ve, we’ve Never met this lady, but we’ve seen her in this state twice. We feel like, yeah, we, yeah, she’s also on something. We definitely, we tried to track her down after the last time that we saw her. I do, I would like to partake in whatever she’s on, uh, versus the, versus the football woman. This seems better. I mean, those, those smoky champernamper cats, the little, little, You like the smoky cats? The gray cats, I think are very, they like massage, I guess. They’re very welcoming, those cats. I see people say things like what you’re saying right now, which is. Different color cats have different personalities. Different color cats have different personalities. I think it’s true. Is that true? Yeah, I think so. Different dog breeds have different personalities? Yeah, but they don’t, yeah, they just seems, The baseline’s just kind of crappy, you know? The cat baseline. Well, because cats, there are definitely like, cats that get kind of weird looking but then when you’re talking about your random alley cat you got a lot of different colors of cats but like well they all kind of have similar bodies. When I tell people that we have an orange tabby they’re like oh crazy much kind of a thing. Yeah people people say that. Okay. And he is a little crazy, like just what he goes wild. So what’s the calmest cat? A gray one? Hmm. It might be a smoky smoke. I think it’s probably one of those smush smush facers, you know? They seem calm. Oh yeah. But there’s several smush facers. Ragdoll doesn’t have smush face though, does it? I think it just has. A what? Ragdoll? Ragdoll is a cutie, cutie patoots. Oh. Have you seen those cats that their face looks like their eyes are really close together and beady and they, they look like a cartoon cat? Are they, like, big eyes? They’re, they’re smaller. Their face is big, and it looks like some kid drew the face of the cat. Uh-uh. I think it may be a defect. I look like a sort of Mortal Kombat character. Psychedelic fighter. Finish him. Posh abilities. This video has a woman named D. Okay, this is a good pattern. Cause all the real videos have a woman. Yeah. You know. Women love making videos. All my favorite videos have a woman as well. D, who could not be more excited about showing the audience the joy of posh impressions band, brand rubber stamps. Well, this is so stupid sounding has to be real. No, stamps had their moment and it, it was within the scrapbooking subculture, so this is, this is real. It’s real, let’s see it. Welcome to the wonderful Rubber Stamps. Posh abilities. Yep, see? Oh, and I’m glad you’ve joined me. Oh yeah. There are so many new directions in rubber stamps, I can hardly wait to show you. Well don’t wait. Oh, and they’re fabulous, so let’s get started. Oh gosh, get started. Put this on the tag, and stamp right on there. Oh my gosh, do you see how beautifully it turns out? Ah! What? What? Oh! With clear duets to see where to place it. Oh, what a concept. Oh my goodness, Dee. Oh, what a concept. Oh, what a concept. What kind of sounds do you think D makes? When she’s buffing furniture. When she’s getting that? No, no, that’s not what I was thinking. If she’s sanding, When she gets hurt. Furniture. If she gets hurt, she’s like, Ow! Ow! Oh God, I’m so glad you’re here to see me get injured. Me getting hurt is going in so many new directions. Here’s the thing, though. I really want these stamps now. Oh, I passed it on to you. You know, bless you. What is it? What is it in the air? Oh my goodness! I’m so allergic! I think it was, uh, it was either the British people, the French people, or the Irish people. Probably the Irish. I can say that. How to hug family members. I would like to look at this. I’m interested in this. As a manual for how to appropriately hug different family members based on how you’re related to them. It also teaches you how to exercise boundaries when you don’t want to hug someone at family occasions. This would be useful, but I believe it’s fake. Yeah. Yeah, it’s, it’s too, I mean, boundaries in the 80s and the 90s? Yeah, those didn’t exist. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We could make this video. Why don’t we make it right now? Go ahead, little. Wow, you would not believe all the new directions that hugs are going. For family members. Say if your uncle. If your uncle, if you wanna hug your uncle, uh, and he’s a strange, he’s a strange uncle. Give me some sugar, nephew. You wanna keep both arms locked. And press him away like this. And then you wanna pull back, just like that. So you wanna grope the pecs of your uncle. You wanna keep the uncle away. You want to keep the uncle away? Yeah, you do. You’re like Debbie Gibson, Rhett. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you got, What is it? What is it? I’m not gonna sing a Debbie Gibson song, Debbie Gibson hat. She did like to show her bangs while still having a hat on. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Because she wanted to get the sun on her face. Link, you, um, I saw a photo of you take the opposite approach with your hats now. Give me some sugar. Yeah. Photo? Yeah, Christy posted a photo some time ago. Christy, Christy’s postin pictures of me and I don’t know how employees are getting it. She’s on her, she’s on her stories on her story. Yeah. Yeah. What kind of hat was it? It was like a. Small. A corduroy Kangol kind of a hat. It was kind of forward. On purpose? I mean, I have a picture here I can show you. This is the picture that I took of myself. It’s like if you want to cover the first half of your head, the front half, but not the back half. And you went outside like that? Well yeah, I got compliments. With it cocked down like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. See how my foot’s up? My heel’s up? Yeah. Are you hiding something in the hat? No, no, no. It’s just hair. Huh. Isn’t that a cool selfie? It’s very cool. It’s a mirror. I’m taking that in a mirror. But the way you have your hands. This is not the picture Christy took. I guess we can, uh, we can show that. But yeah, I, when I was, when I was checking out of the hotel, I got a compliment on my outfit. It’s not working here. Fireworks video magazine. Video features the first couple of pyrotechnics, Jack and Dottie Drews. The elderly couple fills you in on all the biggest fireworks events happening around town, as well as firework tips, trip, tricks, and memorable personal firework stories. I hope it’s real, I love. Old people talking about firework stuff? Yes, please. Let’s see it. Jack, do you remember the time we were filming the setup at the display? And they had a shell that would have fit the pipe, and a loaded assumption so it would be simple and easy to make it fit. You still with us? And how about that trip that we took to the Consumer Fireworks Manufacturing Plant, where the manager showed us that special way that he tests space atoms for stability? Oh yeah, and weren’t we surprised when we found out that the Consumer Product Safety Commission is now recommending that technique for everyone. Oh yeah, and how about that trick with the rubber bands that we learned at the display a couple of days ago? What? Do they know they’re being filmed? It’s also like, they’re talking about their own life experiences, but reading off of a script. Well, hold on, they were reading? And they weren’t even. Oh, yeah. They weren’t looking at the script the whole time, but never did they look at each other. That was what made it really weird. Well, you can’t mess around with fireworks, you gotta stick to the script, cause if you don’t, people get hurt. Hey Rhett, you remember the time that we saw the footage of the old people talking about fireworks? Yes, I did, and the first time I saw it, I didn’t realize they were reading. I thought they were just speaking from personal experience. What if our entire, what if we, But then Stevie pointed out that they were reading the script of their own personal experience, and it made me think, Wow, we could also do that. Remember? I do remember. And I think that this could be, if we could go back in time and this is the way that we would do the show from the very beginning, we’d probably be more popular. Or maybe we would lose a hand. Fireworks. That happened to somebody. Fireworks. It happened to somebody celebrating the Dodgers World Series win. Yeah, with fireworks. Be careful with fireworks. Fireworks. I don’t know. Don’t touch them when they’re burning. They lost something. Part, part of a hand. Okay, you want one more? Yes. Bargain Bernie’s forced liquidation sale, uh, which sounds like a local commercial. Video includes the raw footage of Bargain Bernie himself filming a to a commercial, filming a commercial for his local furniture store, including the fascinating outtakes. Yes, please. Let’s see it. Yes. Hello, all I want to do is save you, okay one second. Haha, yes. Remember, all I want to do is save you money. Is this the way you want it? Uh-huh. Yes! Cheese. Decorators Gallery, and I’m having a super sale. Buy one and get one free. Buy this $389 velvet silver rock. Look, she’s slid one free. She’s sliding, she’s moving. Get this three. Where’s she going? Recliner free. She’s all roller skates. Get the second one. Free and Bargain. Bernie says at Decorators Gallery. Between laws and Eisen and I 35, she’s not reading either. Winsa Park Mall. She’s not reading either. Okay. Oh, here we go. Yep. Wait a minute, we weren’t ready to open, you caught me with my pants down, but no one sells carpet or waterbeds for less than to prove it, you can put it on layaway for just ten dollars. Let me see that one. Yeah, play that one back. He wanted to see that. Man, they were having some fun. That is wild. Just, you know, breaking rules. Boy. Pulling pants down. Those were the good old days. I mean. Was she on roller skates, or was they just, were they just moving the camera? I think she was on a green screen or something. Can’t, and they, they, she was on a drift. Cause it’s tough to stay still on roller skates. I’ve tried it. Yeah, right? Yeah. She’s somewhere out in the mid Atlantic right now. She rolled right into the ocean. Woo, he’s still trying to pull his pants up. Found Footage Festival on Instagram. Check them out. Tell them we sent you. Get the Rhett and Link action figures. Join now at mythicalsociety. com.