Welcome to Good Mythical More. So there’s this book. It’s called A Book of Those Words, and apparently, we have not looked at it, the author has inputted words into A.I. and it has generated visuals to go with some of the most cringeworthy words. So we’ll see if we can guess the word based on the picture. And without crying. But first, uh, you know what we’re gonna do? We’re going to give 100 to Jina Chan because they were out there in the wild Wearing that Mythical merch. We got the beanie and the sweatshirt. The Howling Wolves. We spotted you because you used hashtag merchicality when you did that. And now we’re gonna give you $100 so you can go spend some more money at mythical.com. Get you some more merch. Oh look, you made me yawn. So that was good too. Did I yawn? They made us cry and then you made me yawn. I don’t know how that makes you feel. Because that was boring? Okay. They asked if we wanted to read our other kids letters during More, and we said no. Because we want to read them to ourselves. Yes. Where we can cry in peace without cameras on us. Do you want to know what the crew guessed? Yeah, what did the crew, the crew was guessing on who would cry more. Uh, who would cry first. Okay. I don’t know why, I would have definitely said Rhett, but 59.3 percent said Link. Oh. Um, who will cry the most? I would also say Rhett. 70.4 percent said Link. Yeah. Um. It is an interesting, I have a reputation. People think I’m a hard, soulless person. People think I’m emotional. Yeah, yeah. Uh, what will be the first thing to make Rhett cry? Heartfelt videos and letters from family members, 49.7%. But you cried before that. Although I think you started crying at lost pets. Yeah, pets got me. I started crying a little bit at lost pets, yeah. Uh, for Link. Cause you made me really think about my pet. And I’m like, where were these pets for months? Yeah, it was really the, like, closed eye meditation that prepped you to cry. Thank you. But, like, the cat being found after months? That’s. Cats make sense. Cats can be gone forever. Not in L.A. I mean. Well, that’s true. Yeah. But, like, cats can make it on their own. Like, dogs have to join a gang. You know what I’m saying? Like, dogs have to, like, get into, like, a roving group of feral dogs or something like that. Cats, they can be loners. Hmm. What else did they predict? Somebody thought that I would be more of a crier. Uh, interesting. Will Rhett need to blow his nose? 70.4% said no. You’re right. You didn’t. Would Link? 51.9% said yes. Wow, more people thought you need to blow your nose. Yes. I blow my nose twice. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. What about twice? How many tissues will Rhett use? Oh. One tissue, 40.1%. I gave you the one tissue. Which was correct. How many tissues will Link use? How many did I use, three? Uh, 25.9% said two tissues. I think you did use two. Oh. Yeah. Mm hmm. I came on strong at the end, I guess. But, I don’t typically cry as much. I don’t know. Whenever I’m moved emotionally, it’s usually. I don’t know. It’s usually bowels. Yeah. Like I lose my bowels. If you could see his pants right now. Right. You, I’d be very upset. Yeah. I can smell it. Yeah. I knew you were the easy crier. He crapped himself. A, a lot of the participants didn’t know you were an easier crier. You got me at the letters from the wives. The letters. Your, your reaction to the letters from the wives. For sure. All right, so that was rough. That was rough. All right, here we go. Let’s talk about this kid here. This AI generated kid. Brat! So how many words are under here? One, right? Just one? Yeah. Oh, but this is cringe words. Um. Which I think we’ll have to see an example to know what that means. Abandonment. That’s so cringey. Yeah, like moist? Uh I know moist is a cringe word for people. What else is a cringe word? No, I don’t think it means I don’t know if it means that kind of cringe word. I think it’s just like a negative word, right? Um, spanking? Uh, I think there’s something in the world of oh, whining. Whining. What about, um, child tattoo? That’s two words. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is it a tattoo of a child or is it a tattoo for a child? It’s a tattoo on a child. This child is currently getting a tattoo on its, on its calf. It’s a penguin though. It’s cute. You’ll love it. Let’s see, let, let’s see what it is. Okay. The word is testy. Testy. Testy. Testy? An adjective that means irritable, touchy, or easily annoyed. I think that’s because people think of testes on that one. I’m not making a joke. I think that’s the connection there, right? Right, right, right. Testy. Testy is a singular testicle. No, isn’t that a testicle? Isn’t a testicle? The testes. I think so. I’m googling it. The testes and the testicles. I’d like to point out my left testicle, but look at my right testy. Okay, we found how they’re describing them officially. These are awkward and unintentionally hilarious words. So testy is unintentionally hilarious. Okay, got it. Okay, oh gosh, look at this picture. That is, what is that? Is that a? Let me see. Is that a micro Oh, I think this is pussy. Pussy. Ew, gosh. Which has gotten, that word has gotten, Pussy. People into trouble. How do you spell that? The same way you spell the other word. P U S S I E? No, that’s Pussie. I think it’s pussy. It’s pussy. Is it pussy? Oh! It’s just pus. It’s just pus. It’s not as good. Pussy’s better. At the risk of TMI, pus refers to, I don’t want to say what it is, a thick yellowish or greenish fluid that forms at the site of an infection. Um, a preoccupation with pus may explain the popularity of Dr. Pimple Popper. How’s she doing these days? She came on our show. Was that like a peak career moment for her? I doubt it. She has her own TLC show. Yeah, she was, when she came on the show, she told us she was doing that, but it wasn’t out yet. So I’m just saying, us, us getting her on our show predated her getting her own show. Okay, so I guess we’re responsible for it then. She still does the show, it’s all AI now though. Alright. None of the, none of the pus is real. This guy is is really concerned about something. He’s sweaty. He’s sweaty, he’s concerned. So, so far we’ve had testy and pus. Is this anxiety? Like, is there a, uh, like, like panic? I think it’s gotta be awkward. It’s gotta be awkward, an awkward word. Um, for, like, um, what’s an awkward word for worry? Um. Obsess. Abscess. Abscesset. I don’t know. What is it? It’s over here. It’s over here. Throbbing. Throbbing headache. Okay, now I’m beginning to get these. Throbbing. They’ve all been somewhat. Embarrassing. Somewhat sexual, somewhat carnal. An adjective that describes a rhythmic beating or pulsing, such as a heartbeat or a headache. For example, a throbbing headache or member. Oh, member. Like a member of a country club. Yep. Or a member of a fan club. Sometimes it can be tough to pay your dues. Okay. Um, throbbing. This is what it looks like to throb. You become a throbbing member. I don’t know if I’m going to play golf this week. Ooh, here’s another. Here’s a. Oh. Green peas. I bet this is pustule. No, it’s uh, pea. Like garden pea? It’s pea. Matches your, matches your shirt, nicely. Yeah, I could put it. Um, these are not peas. This is some sort of, uh, slime, slime, goo. Um, I bet this is moist. Oh. It’s over here. Flem. Phlegm. Oh, it’s, it’s snot. What a. Phlegm. Who has this book? Who has it? Sticky mucus. Yeah, why? I mean. Who has it? I don’t know, dude. Who’s the author of this? Russ Napolitan. Okay. Yeah, we’re going. We’re gonna be nice. We’re gonna be nice to Russ. He’s a friend of. Napolitino, Napolitano. Russ Napolitano. Boy, this is, uh I’m just kind of making the point that if you have this book in your house, you’ll get a little bit twisted. Yeah. Also, if you’re the author of this book, you didn’t put a lot of work into it, Russ. I mean, all you had to do is come up with nasty words, put them into A.I., and then let your editor do the rest. Pretty brilliant. I’m a fan of your work ethic, Russ. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We appreciate that. Like, did you even pick the font? I don’t know. That was probably somebody else. You wrote the definitions. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m just messing with you, Russ. I’m having a good time. I’m razzing you. Oh, look. Here we go. That is an elephant trunk, but what is it going up into? The ear. That’s a cool picture. So, this is, um, tube. This is, um. Talkin about wax? What do you mean, wax? Suck? Um, cause it’s going into the ear. I don’t think that. The trunk’s going into the ear. I don’t think that matters. What word would, what cringy word would evoke. Wrinkly? An elephant trunk? Something else with a nose. Like, what’s a cringy nose word? Like, um. I thought it was more like a penis situation. Oh, yeah, yeah. But you think this is, um. But don’t take it from me. Don’t take it from me. So you think this is, uh. Phallus. Phallic. Phallus. We’re going with phallus. Girth. Girth. Okay, well girth. A noun that refers to the circumfronce, circumference. The circumfronce. Of an object such as a waist or a tree trunk. Yes. The girth of it. It’s been a while since we’ve had to think about circumference, and so it has become circumfronce. Uh, let me go with, I’m just choosing the, the, the green highlights. Oh, here, we got a, here we got a flag. An American flag, but it’s at an interesting. Is it pinched all up at the top? What’s happening there? It’s not functioning like a normal flag. It’s like got, it got pinched. Full mast. Erect. Erect, that’s it. Flaccid. Oh, because the flag is not out. It’s flaccidated. An adjective refers to a state of being limp. Not firm. Commonly used to describe body tissues, muscles, or organs that have lost their normal tension and elasticity. Like this flag here. Flacid. Flacid flag. Flacid. You know, the flag that they put on the moon had a wire in it. Ah! A lot of people think, a lot of moon, you know. To keep it out. Moon landing deniers, which is an ever growing population. Mm hmm. Um. Talk about, like, the the flying. There’s no, there’s no air. Why would there be wind? There was a, uh. A wire. A wire in it. Because they knew that would happen. All right, foot fetish time. Cute old lady feet. Yeah, so cute. It’s a cute little old lady foot. So, um, uh, cringeworthy word for, like, wrinkly feet. Um I don’t know, uh, what’s dried up? What’s the word for dried up? Prune. Prune? Prune’s not a bad word. Um, what’s a nasty, what’s a nasty little word that you don’t want to say? What’s a nasty wrinkly word? Stevie, how would you describe these feet? Your future. Well listen, we’re gonna die. Stevie’s gonna get old and her feet are gonna get wrinkly. But at least you won’t be dead. You got that to look for. You coming to our funeral? What are you? Are you gonna cry at our funeral? Yep. With your wrinkly ankles? Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Help us out, come on. What word are you thinking? I’m so confused by any, um, anything in this book that’s walking the line that I think that prune is just shriveled. Shriveled? Shriveled? Hey, can I talk about? What about pedo? Can I talk? Pedo? No. Our funeral? Yeah. Like pedotrist? So, I know I won’t be able to know whether this happens or not. I mean, maybe I will. Maybe I’ll be looking down. Or up, heh heh. Um, but I would really hope, Stevie, that you would audibly cry at our funeral, and they would have to, they would, somebody would have to come over to you. Take you out. And take you out. You know what I’m saying? Like, you want me to wail. I want you to have to be taken out. Okay. Noted. She can’t be here. At your joint funeral, I will wail. Or just mine. Or just me. And you’ll have the mic with the button, and every time you I want you to push that button. Yeah, we will put you on speaker at our funeral. That’s the best idea ever. Oh! It’s just like, what? And the people who don’t know are like, what is that happening? It’s like, Oh, it’s Stevie. She’s on the front row and she’s, she’s crying into a microphone. All right, chuck him in the grave in three, two, one. Go all the way down. Toe jam. That’s two words. Two words. I was gonna say toe fungus. These are the cutest old lady feet I’ve ever seen. That was funny, Link. You said it so quickly. Chuck em in the grave in 3, 2, 1. That’s good. I like, I’ll, yeah. This one’s great. Now you know what you’re gonna be doing. This one goes across both pages. I think this is a zipper? Is this a, is this a fly? Oh. I’ve just revealed it. Junk. I revealed it by accident. It’s junk. But there’s a, it gave a zipper. The fact that it came out with a zipper, What did Russ tell the AI to do? I don’t know. That’s a naughty image for junk. I feel like I need to find out. I feel like I need to find out. Well, he’s a friend of the show. Oh, that’s an interesting one. There’s an interesting picture there. This one’s only marked yellow, so Katrina didn’t think this, extraction. Oh. Uh, pull out. Does it mean it’s ba ba, ba, wordy dird? Extraction. I got it. Oh. See? Extraction. Why is that why is that, uh that’s wild, though. Look at that. Look at the What’s that word? A tooth that’s coming out in a way that, look at that tooth. That’s cool. Alright. Let’s do another one so we can go back to our rooms and weep. This is a. Pit. This is a wet. Pits. Gushing avocado pit. Wet pits. Wet pits. So this is, uh, perspire. Sack. Sack. What does this have to do with sack? It’s a, it’s a, it’s a guacamole center. Yeah. Well, we don’t know if it’ll be guacamole yet. Sack can refer to a bag made of flexible material. Excuse me. All right, one more for the road. We’re gonna go for another green one. Well, some of these images are just super disturbing. Veiny. Like, look at, look at that. Veiny. It’s a skinless bean. We’re only playing with the green ones, so this is Veiny! Veiny, you’ve got it. All right. Do we have one more green one back here? Hold on, maybe if you put, read these all together, they say something. Was sack right after veiny? I don’t know. I’ve lost my place. But I’ve got this one here. Drill. Uh, insert. Penetrate. Oh, yeah, that’s good. Stroke. Stroke? What does this have to do with stroke? Uh, stroke means to move a hand or an object gently along a surface or through something. But does it make sentences? What? Stroke what? Go to the next page. Stroke. Stroke bush! Okay, all right. Now, and then what? Dry rot. And then dry, dry rot. Stroke bush till it dry rots. Okay. And then, soil yourself. Soil what? Soil what? Soil this. Soil your pump. Soil your pump, that’s right. Or soil it, then pump it. And then, unit. Soil your pump unit. Okay, so it doesn’t make any sense. Yeah. There’s nothing like getting your pump unit a little dirty. What’s this, cream? Oh, cream. And then I want you to cream. Your dedication. Your dedication. Yep. Yep. That’s when you Yep, yep, yep. I bet you a little oral wouldn’t hurt. Okay, I think we’ve about shown the whole book. Let’s leave something to the element of surprise. Well, you’re gonna have to snatch it from me. Okay. Want us to marry you? We’ll go to mythicalsociety. com for details.