Welcome to Good Mythical More. You found us. And apparently people are finding all types of scraps of paper with information, uh, on it. We’re gonna look at those informationed papers, and we are gonna tell you the context and the backstory. But first, we’re gonna tell you about the latest, uh, podcast that we’re into. The, uh, Scripted Audio Only Podcast. Mm-hmm. Tying the Knot, an LGBTQ+ Sailor Love Story. Um, it is so funny. That’s why I’m laughing so much because, uh, I mean it because it’s, you know, knots. It’s really just, it’s people who, um, are queer and they’re tie, they’re tying knots. Yea right. They’re, they’re like. They’re securing things with a rope and you know what happens if you do enough of that love. Yeah, yeah so much love. I’ll be all I was kind of hoping for a little bit more love and a little bit less tying knots. There’s some, it’s audio only so there is some moaning, because I was hoping that people were gonna get tied up. But no one got tied up. It’s really just a lot of like, there’s a lot of sailing terms. Yeah. And then they refer to their bodies using those terms. So I don’t know what the stern is on a body. I don’t know what the aft side is. And there’s no visual, so you’re left up to your imagination. I do know what the mast is though. And there’s quite a lot of that. So if you’re into that, you’ll love this podcast. But you won’t see it, you’ll just hear it. Yep, that’s right. So, this is a subreddit? Yes. Found paper. Found paper. Okay. Fascinating. Fascinating. We have, uh, we don’t have the, the, the paper, physical paper. We didn’t find the paper. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But we have, we have a picture of the paper. We’re gonna try to figure out where these came from. Yeah, you’re inventing some backstories for these like this one. Hitch, can you move that to the middle? No vegetables is hard and painful. So somebody presumably pulled this out of that trash can. No vegetables is hard and painful. So I think this might supposed to be no vegetables. Is hard and painful. I think if you don’t have any vegetables in your diet, your BMs might be, um, less than, you know, pleasurable. If you just go on a meat and cheese diet, which I did in middle school, yeah, you can have a lot of, there were days I didn’t go to school because of constipation. But why would that be written here? I think Is there one quote, quote mark right before hard? With a no closure? No. What is that? No, that’s the G. Ah. Um, you know what I think’s happening? I think somebody is, is keeping a journal on, is that, is that a square of toilet paper? I believe it’s a napkin. Well, close. They’re, they’re, they’re keeping records of their BMs and trying to correlate why it, you know, they’re doing some root causation here. And then, um, they lost this one. They had a bunch of stack of journal napkins, and they lost that one. No vegetables is hard and painful. Yep, that was log, 81. Yeah, hard log. That’s it. It’s just a science journal. Yep. Correct. Yes! All right. Next one. Sh, save enough tuna for Nancy, please. Mine. Save enough tuna for Nancy, please, mane. See how it says mane? I do, I do. Why does it say mane down there? Is that, like, a company This is the official napkin of Maine. Company letterhead for, like yeah, the official state napkin. Because we got the I. This is, uh, not unlike what we do here at Mythical. This is a, um, business lunch. And, um, Nancy has restrictions. Nancy is a pescatarian. A pesky pescatarian. And Nancy is also tied up, uh, in her office. I don’t know what kind of job she has, but she’s, um, I guess literally tied up. I said it. Where does that come from? I’m standing by it. I don’t know. She’s not there, she’s tied up. I was gonna say that Nancy, ironically, is a Karen. She’s queer. She’s queer. You know what I’m saying? Nancy is a queer navel. She’s a queer Karen. She’s a queer navel, not tire. Nancy is a queer Karen. And, uh, and a pescatarian. Okay? She’s a pescaticarian. And so, really, you just gotta, you gotta just make, you gotta make sure that, you know, she gets her tuna. This is a man’s handwriting. This is, um, wave enough tuna for Nancy, please. Remember what happened last time? Wouldn’t you say this is a man’s handwriting? This is somebody, oh, this is someone writing on behalf of Nancy? Or is it yes. Yeah, she’s tied up. She can’t, um, she can’t write. This is, this is, this is, uh I don’t know. This is almost, uh, this is a gender neutral font. Yeah, it’s interesting that you I thought it was quite nice. I thought I thought that a man did not write this. That’s ugly handwriting. Also, that company is a, um broadly a cosmetics company, but I believe they do fragrance, fragrances. Okay, so they gave some fragrances for Nancy the pescatarian. How much tuna is enough for Nancy? I think is the question this raises. At least a foot long’s worth. Oh wow. According to last time. Okay. Cause she was like, I brought my foot long buns. Did we get this right? Correct. Correct. Yes. We got it. Blame eggs. I married a tree! Exclamation point. The font here is weird. Look at how the G’s are made. That’s so interesting. Look at how the E’s are made. I think it’s written in crayon and then there’s a couple of highlighter colors thrown on top of it. But somebody really went hard with the packaging tape to get this thing on the tree, on the um, not the tree, the light pole. Blame eggs. Blame eggs. So, I’ve got nothing to do with this situation. I married a tree. Because I married a tree. The person you should, the thing that you should really be concerned about is the eggs. So what could eggs cause that marrying a tree would keep you from being involved with. We got to break this down logically. Chickens, any kind of bird. Well, really anything with an egg. It could be reptiles. Platypus. I married a tree. Maybe, I married a tree. Blame eggs. I married a tree. I married a tree. Hmm. This is the end for Rhett mentally, I think. I think it, I think it has to do with birds. Cause if you take eggs and you take trees, you’ve got birds. Maybe, maybe this is a bird font. Maybe this is, crows are really smart. We’ve talked about this before. They’re as smart as parrots and they can solve problems. If you put something in the, if you put something floating in a little can, they’ll take rocks and they’ll just place the water to get to it. They’re so smart. So I think they’ve deciphered human writing, but they are not quite there. Like, they don’t know that just put that last little line on the E’s. Correct. Yeah, this is a crow. This is a crow message. So Stevie, you’re telling me it’s not I.blame eggs roman numeral one, II. Marry the tree! exclamation point? Oh. It’s how birds keep score. Blame Eggs won. Team Blame Eggs is winning against Team Married a Tree. Okay, that’s it. And then the game is over because they circled it in orange. Signifying that the game’s over. Correct. First to score. It was sudden death. More. More correct? Correct. More. Two. Correct. More. Two. Correct more. Team Blame Eggs wins this game. My real answer is, I think I think this is, um, somebody promoting their garage band type thing. You know, it’s like, this is a, this is like somebody formed a band. What’s the band, Blame Eggs? They’re trying to promote it. I think that’s, this is the name of their album or something. It’s a guerrilla marketing campaign for some sort of really horrible local band. I’ll bet you they’re great. But, next, I don’t know. All right, we got a list, Rhett. Feed Beetle. Let her Feed bottle? No, I think you’re right. Feed Beetle, let her play, nap, baby food, baby food. Baby food, play, read, story, chill out, bed. This is, this is, this is this kid’s, uh, to do list. And it goes through the whole day. I think they have a pet beetle. If we start with beetle, we’ll really get off on the wrong foot, though. Feed bottle. Yeah, feed bottle. Feed bottle? Okay, feed the baby, let her play, nap. She wakes up, give her baby food, then play again. Read her story, chill out for a little bit, send her to bed. This was instructions for how to take care of Nancy when she got home. On that day that she didn’t get her tuna. I, I think this is a, like, how old do you have to be to write? Four year old, maybe five year old. It’s getting younger and younger all the time. This is a really smart four year old, who is going away, to Grandma’s house and leaving her baby doll behind with instructions on, these are care instructions. Yep. That’s what it is. This is what I want you to do. This is a precocious four year old who is not taking, right. This is all the stuff that she would be doing, her baby, with the baby. That’s much more comforting than listing directions for a babysitter or right or something. Yep, I think Link’s right on this one. Yeah. Correct. Only Stevie would know. But like, I also, but yeah, genuinely. Yeah, yeah. I’d buy that. Feed Beetle. I was with you for a second on that. Alright. Babby food. Dear, oh, this is typed and everything. It looks old. Dear Debbie, I was ashamed for you and for the ones who love you because of the way you misbehaved in church. Ouch. Let us pray this will not happen again. People watch you and other young people pattern after you. You must be the right kind of example for Christ and also for those who watch you. Love. A friend. Ah! It was all said in love. This is triggering! I like. Shame on you, friend! The anonymous nature of this. This is creepy. This is, this is why, this is what most of my therapy money has been funneled into. This vibe. Like, I’m a little too angry to be, to make a little happy joke right now. Wow, it sounds like you need some more therapy. I mean, literally, I was ashamed of you for what, for you and for the ones who love you. Yeah, for the ones who love you, who, definitely not me. Because of the way, even though I’m gonna say love it. You misbehaved in church. Speaking, speaking for two boys who misbehave in church, it’s fun. It’s the best. There’s not, there’s no better place to misbehave than church. It’s just like, oh man, just try to, just try to stifle the laughter during a ridiculous sermon. Come on, it’s fun. Let the kids have fun. Let us pray. This one, you on your high horse. I don’t think, I don’t think this woman is watching, Link. People watch you. This also looks like it might be from 1972. They took the time to type this out on a typewriter and it was taped up somewhere apparently by the four corners. And this is all caps. In a bathroom? You know what, Debbie received this letter, and Debbie, Debbie hung this letter up. And this became her words to live by. No, this, I think, the friend and I’m so sad. Taped it up, so Debbie could find it. Debbie saw it, immediately ripped it down. So this is a public reprimand. Um, okay, I guess there’s an envelope in which this was in and it’s marked 1968. So this was mailed to Debbie in 1968. You must be the right kind of example for Christ and also for those who watch you too. Yeah, it’s like, you know the best way to get a kid to behave is just shame and pressure. I’m sure this worked for Debbie. She held on to this forever and it made her into who she is today. Debbie! I hope that you’re watching, and I want to let you know that you were loved, you were accepted, you were not judged, and, um, good for you for whatever you did back then. You’re a good person. Correct. Next, if you do a stakeout. He pulls into this Chipotle Mexican Grill on Clark and Broadway every single day from 11:30 to 1:30. He gets lunch, let’s make the arrest. Wow! What? If you do a stakeout, he pulls into this Chipotle Mexican Grill. I like how they actually added Mexican Grill. Yeah. Well it could’ve just been one solitary Chipotle pepper if you didn’t specify. Let’s make the arrest. So the writer of the note is picturing that they’re gonna be in on this arrest. Wow. Okay, if you do a stakeout. So this all starts with if you do a stakeout. Like, it’s not when you’re doing your stakeout. This was all pretensed on the possibility of a stakeout? I think this was a note passed to an officer. Chipotle Mexican Grill on Clark and Broadway every single day from 1, maybe if he’s there from 11:30 to 1:30 every day, he might just work there. That’s a long lunch, yeah. You know what I’m saying? If he’s at Chipotle every day for two hours, it might just be a little bit of a shift situation. This was handed to someone who looked like a detective, and he promptly just threw it in the trash can outside of the Chipotle. I appreciate the, uh, citizen, what do you call it? Arrest. Arrest. Um, what? When a citizen takes part. A civic duty. A civic duty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We’re not right about this one, are we? And the penmanship. I ha,I, you almost got a queen sweep. Oh, no. Oh, rats. Oh, rats. But you have one more chance. Okay. I’m sorry, but he’s a liar. You’re not the only girl. Oh. Wow, this is outside of the diner? Is that what that says backwards up there? This was posted by user SpazzyJizzinator. Okay, well, that changes everything. That changes everything. First of all, heavy relate. Um, and now that we’re past that, you should be ashamed of that. I’m, sorry, but people are patterning patterning themselves after you Stevie. How could this not be, uh, you know someone who is is saying that you’re your your partner’s cheating on you? Yeah, that’s gotta be it. That’s that’s all there is to this. Hold on It could be different though, you’re not the only girl. Nope. You know what this is? What? Okay, this is a little bit complex. So, this girl’s boyfriend, they went on a camping trip, okay? And then, two days into the camping trip, he said, I’ve just looked at the news. I just got service. I’ve just looked at the news. All the girls are dead. Except you. Right. You’re the last girl on earth. He has told her, and she has lived for at least a week thinking that she’s the only girl. Another girl who he did this with in the past knows his tricks. So when she comes back to her car. She’s going to say, I’m sorry, but he’s a liar. You’re not the only girl. There are still billions of girls in the world. He’s basically, I’m sorry to disappoint you. Right. But he’s a liar. Yeah, you’re not the last girl on earth. Yep, yep. Why would you ever believe that? Take it from me. I thought this was gonna fool you, but that’s correct. Thank you Spazzy. Want us to marry you? Go to mythicalsociety.com for details.