Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are trying constipation cures. Because. We’re constipated? Well, because you ate a lot of pizza. A lot of cheese will stop a boy up. Okay. Uh, yeah, let’s see what happens. Yes, yes, yes. It’ll be like you at Camp Carraway. Yep. Yeah, or when I got back home. But first, we’re gonna donate $1,000 to Human Rights Watch to aid in their mission to defend the rights of people worldwide. Human Rights Watch works as part of a vibrant international movement to uphold human dignity and advance the cause of human rights for all. And you can join us in giving at hrw.org/donate. Thank you for being your Mythical Best. And. Are we ready? And. Are we ready to get unconstipated? Um, can I just say that tray of constipation treats is beautiful. Yeah. I mean, who knew? Like, tone on tone, some neutrals. This is all it takes to get things flowing. It’s just a nice rainbow. But all of them in one sitting, though? Well, we’re gonna find out something. Um, and I mean, look at what it ends with. Well, tonight I’m going to a, uh, a get together, uh, uh, that basically is one of the things, my, my, my wonderful wife is, you know, she’s, she’s friends with these people, and, uh, I’m going, and so, now, now I have a mission. Enough of this. To explode all over their restrooms. I could just completely explode their bathroom during this party. I’ve eaten all this pizza, followed up with this, and I’d be like, Now I’ve got a, I’ve got a mission. I like having a purpose. Why am I going to this party? So I can take a huge dump in their bathroom. Okay, uh, text me about how that’s going. Okay, I’ll send you pics. No pics. Okay, okay. What is the source for this? Okay, yes. So, these are all combos of two different, uh, super constipation foods. So, I’m gonna, you’re gonna taste it, and then, uh, I’m gonna give you an anagram, and then, that should help you guess what the two, two things are. So, they’re, these are not meant to go together. They’re together for the game. Yeah. Some of them might taste, I mean, this one might not taste bad. I, I appreciate you giving us the spoons so we don’t have to. Is that a mongo? Drink all of it. Hold on, I haven’t had it. Is that a mongo? No. Carrots? Uh, that’s closer. I would say one of these things. Oh, sweet potato. Yeah, sweet potato is one, and then the other one. Juice? Some sort of weed. You probably, at least I do not ever eat knowingly. Poison. Spiders. A good spider will make things flow. Well, you know, you don’t eat spiders knowingly. That’s true. It does happen. You wanna see the anagram? Yes. Rowboat butt reshape. So we got sweet potato. And then we got a lot of R’s in there. A lot of O’s. And a B. Root. Um, rutabaga. Close. Uh, root beer? Rhubarb. Yep, there you go. Rhubarb and sweet potato. Rhubarb and sweet potato. Rhubarb. You said you didn’t knowingly eat it. But you’ve had people. In pies? No, like if it’s in a roasted vegetable medley. Or like, this is infused with, I don’t know. People do the strawberry rhubarb pie. Yeah. And apparently if you don’t cook it, it is, it is, it can hurt you. Right? Isn’t rhubarb, like, sticky? Uh, prickly? If you don’t cook rhubarb, there’s a thing that happens. It’s bad for you. Or something. Maybe I’m wrong. Look it up. I don’t want to spread misinformation. Google that for us. What’s the bad thing rhubarb can do to you? Raw rhubarb. Raw rhubarb warning. Is toxic, right? We’re looking it up. So this one, oh. I can smell the ginger already. I don’t even need to taste it. Ooh, it’s very, very gingery. Oh, the leaves of rhubarb are poisonous. So it’ll give you a tummy ache or will it kill you? No, it will do more than that. Is it, I’m gonna guess, um, well, we’re saying ginger, which is obvious. It’s hard to guess. Is it pineapple juice? Even that I can’t taste. Can’t taste anything. No, this is not something that you would combine with ginger. Banana. But it is something that has a mild taste. It is a. Oh, I know what I’m. Yes? I am tasting, it’s cilantro. I’m tasting soap. I think that’s the ginger. Aftertaste of ginger is soap? It’s like I’m sucking on. It’s like a cleanser. A bar of…. Ivory. This is a vegetable. Not from the elephant. It is a unique looking vegetable that you, well, here’s the anagram. Eggplant. Agent Corgi Hiker. So Ginger. Agent Corgi Hiker. CH. We got a K. Let’s get the Agent Corgi Hiker out here cause we need to, we need to get, the Corgis need to lose some weight. Hatch? You ever seen anybody hiking with a corgi? Yeah. They got short legs. It’s a long hike. I love a corgi. I wonder if the agent also has short legs. They assign the agent with the shortest legs to hike the corgis. Thought you’d have it by now. I was riffing on corgi hiking. Yeah, there’s a T C H, so it ends with a T C H. Like, tch, tch. It could be thick. Thickness ginger. This is a delicious vegetable to eat if you dip it in butter. Artichoke! Um, pretty tasteless. Artichoke and ginger. I’m gonna take a little bit more of this because I think it’s gonna help settle the stomach. I’m a, a ginger chew. That’s a good thing to have in your vehicle. Do you want me to text you when I go into the bathroom? Or do you want me to text you after I’m done? Or while? How about all three? No, no, no. Before and after, not during, please. But I’m, what am I gonna do during? You’re gonna, well, you’re gonna, you’re gonna endeavor to I’ll FaceTime you during. Achieve. No, don’t, don’t. I’ll keep it on the face. Uh, how can I be sure of that? Super close. How can I be sure? Super close. Now I gotta get their WiFi. Do you know anybody at this party? Um, last year, I, well, two to three years ago went to the same party, and a person that we worked with over a decade ago was there and I can’t remember who it was. And when I asked Jessie who it was that, Who did I meet last, a couple years ago at this party that’s probably gonna be there again? She was like, I don’t know. Somebody you worked with. Did they invite you through like the text thing? Cause sometimes you can go there and they’ll show everyone the attendees. Uh, uh, no, I’ll, I’ll, I’m just being dragged along. Yeah. Kicking and screaming. Now, what if it’s a bathroom that’s, like, in the main area where the party goers are? Then it’s even a better story. Hey, Link! They’ll never invite me back. Guess what I’m doing! They’ll never invite me back. Cilantro and Jello. It doesn’t smell. Wheat grass Is it? No. It’s very thick. What makes it so green? It’s almost like, um, uh, porridge. Oh! It’s got a little spice to it. It is almost like a porridge. Does it have spice? Does that make sense? Mm mm. The consistency is singing to me. What is porridge? Um, oats? Overnight oats? Oat bran. Oat bran. Is one of the things? Uh huh. Which I can taste. And I like, because it tastes like cereal. What makes it so green? Whatever it is, it doesn’t have a taste. Grass. Just grass. Moringa root. Just lawn clippings. Here’s the anagram. But yeah, I do think this thing kind of tastes like grass, if you don’t know what it is. Ants abhor panic. Ants are the calmest species. They’re the, well, they’re the strongest per body weight. Ants do not have the psychological capability of panicking. Do they have the psychological capability to abhor? You alright? No. Alright, so we’ve got, you called it oats? Oat bran. Oat bran. So we have a P, we have a C, we have an I. Pancake. Um, it’s green and it has a P and a C and an I. Pic nic pic. Um, cra um. What else? And an R. What is so green? And an S. And sp sp spec spac. Is it like the kind of, is it like a health food? Sp Sp Sp Spirulina. Sp Sp Sp Spam. Uh. Spanich. Spinach. There we go. Oh, duh. Man, that, how did it get so bright? Yeah, cause spinach, we put spinach in our smoothies. Is it just spinach? No. We actually use spinach a lot to like, make pasta sauce greener. Really? Yeah, it brightens it up. Because the oats are colorless, basically. It’s brown, but like. Pudding spina spinach. Pudding spinach. Pudding spinach and blueberries in your smoothie makes a beautiful purple. Yep. Every morning. I have a beautiful purple, purple, uh, smoothie. Okay. I like the color of this. Um, this smells good. Yeah, it does smell good. Mm. Yogurt. Mm-hmm . Yeah. And pumpkin. Ooh, this is a good dish. This is, this is a nice apéritif. Raisins. Uh, prunes. Prunes. Yogurt and prunes. Yogurt and prunes. No yogurt and raisins. No yogurt and dates. No. You’re, you’re all fig. Fig. All the, yeah. There you go. Fidge. Hey. This is really good. Figgy yogurt. Yogurt and figs. Woo! Can I eat the whole thing? Yeah, you can. Hey, you’re going to that party tonight. This is the first one I wanna fully get down to make sure I’ve got something to show. If there’s anything we agree on, it’s yogurt and prunes is what I would do. The figs is good, though. Mm hmm. Lily, did you know you had done a good thing? Yeah. Did you? You did a good job? I won’t say anything, but that might be the best one. But also, like, you guys are acting like figs and yogurt is a revolutionary combo that people don’t have on a daily basis. Oh, really? I’ve never had it. Ground up like that, so you couldn’t even tell? No, no, I don’t think in that type of way. Yeah, don’t eat it all, because you don’t want to go back to it. I’ve been doing my whole yogurt and oatmeal thing. Before I fly. Only before I fly. What, what, what? Don’t you remember last year? No. Yeah, me neither. You put yogurt and oatmeal together. In, in like the uh, Before you travel. Why? In the flight lodge. What are you, why are you being so coy? Maybe this is something we talk about on the podcast. Yeah, this is not familiar to me. Although I do listen to every episode of Ear Biscuits. On my own private time. I know. This is charcoal. I’m surprised you missed it. Why are you moving on from what you were just saying? We’re doing both. You just take yogurt and oatmeal and put it together. Why? I call it yoatmeal. Nobody here remembers that? It was on your biscuits. Might have been me and you. Oh, it was just us in our free time? I think it was us. Um, because when you travel, things can go wrong. with your gastronomical system. And oatmeal is good and fibrous, and yogurt has good bacteria, and they taste really good together. And they are available in said airport lounge situation. There’s always yogurt and oatmeal, regardless of what they got going on there. There’s always gonna be yogurt and oatmeal. Mix them together, walk away slowly. Like, walk into the bathroom? Mm mm. No, no, no, no, no. It makes everything perfect. Equilibrium. Makes you feel good. Slight equilibrium. Makes you feel good. Makes you feel light. I guess charcoal for this. Charcoal will not. I’m glad we had this discussion. You’ll thank me later. Charcoal doesn’t make you poop. That will bind you up. Oh. I think. Well, this is gritty. Is there pepper in this? No. There is something gritty. There’s something that. Sand. No, that you. Bananas. Those are gritty bananas. No, but I would taste banana. Keep going, sorry. You can kind of see, you can kind of see speckles in this one. Chia seeds. There you go. You ground up the chia seeds. Blended. Blended, yes. I blended them. Let’s get the terms right, Link. Blended. That’s what I do with my yogurt and my oatmeal. I blend it. I don’t mix it. I fold it, really. Putting whole chia seeds down your gullet. You don’t like it. It gets stuck in all types of places. It makes you feel bad. I know it gets, what? You don’t think it does? I don’t know. I don’t eat them. Really? Oh, good. What would be the other thing? Here’s the anagram. Chia seeds and. Hold on, let’s read it. Cleanliest dishes. Doesn’t taste good. Cleanliest dishes. There’s a lot of E’s and A’s and I’s H I L T S H I T. Oh, no! That’ll get me going. Seeds. So we’ve got chia and seeds. Uh, chia. So we got another E. We got an H. We got an S. We got a couple of S’s. Hiss. Cause I’m not tasting anything. This is um, you would, I think you would often find this in a, in a soup, in a specific kind of soup. Squash. Nope, no Q. Um, it is a soup, this is, you’re not gonna remember this, it’s a soup that I most recently had on our tour stop, on our last tour stop at the buffet, which you might remember, I was very eager to, well, yes, I was very eager to get to. No, I wasn’t eager to poop, but Link did not. You were eager to get to this soup. Well, I just wanted to get to dinner that day, that, that time. We were waiting for the time to come when dinner would be served, and Link was like, why are you so hungry? Oh, because they’ve got gazpacho. Because they had I remember that. I was there. You’d always want to go and you kept us on schedule. Was it a cold soup? I wouldn’t have eaten if it wasn’t for you, Stevie. On tour, I wouldn’t have eaten. It’s true. A hot soup. Mm hmm. L. Linseed. El soupe. Lovely soup. Lee Linguine Uh, lentil soup. Lentils! Lentils don’t have taste. That’s why I like them so much. Lentils and chia seeds. Bit strange together. We got two more of these. I never, I never got the soft serve that night either, and I was so. Is that a euphemism? Biggest regret. Your biggest regret. Hopefully I’ll get the soft serve tonight. Did you? Did you? I’ll be thinking about you when I get the soft serve. No, because we said to the women in the, in the catering place, we said, is this soft serve machine. We made them keep the soft serve machine on. Yes. We said, can you keep this on after the show, because we don’t want it now, we want it after the show, and then after the show we didn’t go get soft served. I felt bad about it. Oh. And that’s why I’m correct. So this is garden peas. Asparagus. Yep. Peas. Oh yeah, peas for sure, dang. It’s a baby food. That’s pretty nice, actually. Is the, I would think the other ingredient you could really take, it’s typically a pretty strong thing. Peas are a lot stronger than you think. I can’t taste the avocado. Huh. Let’s see the anagram. Prayer seabed. Prayer seabed. Peas and Um, it’s got a Y in it. Soy? It’s got a Y. Soybeans. No, this is something that you would not typically blend. Starts with an R. Rye Rye Rye bread. Rye bread. Raspberry. Raspberry. Yeah. You can’t taste the rye? I got rye bread. The peas overwhelmed. Oh yeah. The rye. I see a little bit of it, but definitely. And finally, uh, this is what’s in your future. A little pudding. It looks like chocolate pudding. Well, it doesn’t taste like that. Prunes. Prunes. We love our prunes. And you love the other thing. Mm hmm. Peanut butter. No. You love this. Beans. There you go. Mm hmm. So this is, uh, prunes and beans. Prunes and beans. Ooh. That’s nice. I think this is, I think this is plenty. Mm. Let’s go back to the good one. Prunes and beans. Dates and yogurt. Figs. I wanna, I wanna not know what figs are. Here we go. Mm! Y’all really gotta try this. You know, I wish, for you, today, that you will experience a little taste of happiness. Just like we did with these yogurt and, uh, uh, prune, figs, figs, figs. Boy, that would have been more compelling if you didn’t stumble on it so hard. Don’t miss your chance to get the first pin of the month of 2025. It’s available on mythical. com on Monday, January 27th for 24 hours only.