Welcome to Good Mythical More. Um, it’s not too late to get a calendar. It’s, it’s almost too late. But, um, some of these calendars you might want to scoop up because they’re completely unbelievable yet true. And then some of them aren’t. I’m talking about wild calendars, y’all. Yeah. Hey, that’s cool the way you did that. Hey, let’s play the ABCDEFG game where we go back and forth with letters under a certain category. Which is? This one is new wacky catchphrases for your sitcom character. Anything goes today. Boy, I’m here. Come on, Todd. Doreen. Energy time for daddy. Forget about it. Uh, goaded. Hold on a second. Heh heh heh heh. Hiiii again. Is that? Hi, I’m H. You lose. Oh, what? What? Hold on. Oh. Then you would be Hi, I again. I didn’t know what was after. Yeah, I. I, I again. I’m such an idiot. I. Did you get yourself a new calendar, Stevie? You know, I like the idea of a physical calendar. Cause you, you know, you get, you get that satisfaction of physical progression throughout time. You have a little reminder, but the practicality of it, I just can’t see. I don’t know, like how, how would one use a physical calendar? I’m gonna help you out. I’m gonna help you out. Do you have a physical calendar? Does your car have a sun visor? Yep. Put your calendar there. You pull the visor down and, floof, floof, floof! There’s your calendar. Right there. Right there in front of your face where you’re trying to drive. And you can, and you can reference it. Is that, is that what’s been happening to you? While you’re driving, Link? You’ve been watching me drive? To keep the sun out? It’s the big thing? It’s a calendar. It’s just a calendar. I used to be obsessed with the table, the desktop calendars. Like the huge ones that are like, this big. That teachers have? That um, oh, all types of people had it. Define obsessed. My grandfather had one in, in, in, in. He worshipped it. Oh. I, whenever I would see one, I would just be amazed by it. My mom had one when she worked for the health department. And, you worked on top of it, but then you could still write on it. And this is, you know. Before computers sat on desks. Before computers. Before computers, there was a huge calendar. And it was like, a poster. I think having a physical calendar is pretty good. Like, having one in your kitchen. I don’t have one, but you could be like, Oh, the big date. My birthday’s coming up. There it is. There it is, and you could see it all year long. Well, I mean, all month long. Okay, well, the good news is that some of these calendars are real and the ones that are real we have. Oh, yeah. So, by the end of this, perhaps you’ll have a new, um, well, Rhett will have a new kitchen calendar and Link will have a new visor of the car calendar. Depending. Like, you know, the one that you teased that we really needed an answer to, the Unbelievable Chicken Nugget Shapes Calendar, which features a different weirdly shaped chicken nugget each month. How could this not be a calendar? Is it, I mean, is it just the one nugget? I mean, that would be too big. That would be like, three, like ten times the size of a nugget. Yeah, yeah, yeah, big nuggets. I don’t know, that’s not, I don’t, I don’t, I’m saying. Oh, I’d love to see a big nugget. I’m starting off with a durr. It’s fake. Yes. Oh man, I was looking forward to such big nuggets. It’s fake. It’s fake. No one wants to buy that. I do. I don’t know, and I also didn’t, you know, these could be Horses, puppies, hot women. Nuggets in a, nuggets in a landscape. You don’t know. I don’t have all the details of things you There’s lots you can do with nuggets. Yeah. Well, it doesn’t exist. Nuns Having fun. Full of images of exactly what it sounds like. Nuns. Having fun. Again, I want to will this into existence. Nuns can have fun, too. Nuns have a lot of fun. Like, give me an example of what you think nuns would be doing to have fun. Um, well, when I went to Portugal last summer, I went into. Knitting? A, uh, I went into, like, a monastery. kind of situation. And they were like, you know, the nuns that lived here back in the day were not allowed to leave. And so what they did is the people who made this, this room, with all these chairs in it, they carved these little faces of different things that these women would never see again into the wood. So there was like a pig. A little child. All these different things, and they were like, literally, this is their world, was these little wooden carvings, to remind them of what they would never see again. Oh, what they’ll never see again in the outside world. And I was like, that seems fun. I thought you were saying, they would carve them, and then they would never see the carving again. So what month would that be? The nuns carving faces into wood. Well, it seemed like it was kind of a lifetime commitment. Oh, oh, each month features a different carving. There were so many carvings. I took a bunch of pictures of these faces. Maybe we’ll show them right now. For those nuns, Rhett, I don’t think they need a calendar. Cause they’re just, I mean, why do they care? Well, to be clear, the calendar’s not for the nuns. It’s for other people. Nuns having fun. I bet you it’s like, uh, I don’t know. This has gotta be real because the last one was fake. I think it’s real. Blowing up balloons. Balloon animals. It’s real? Yeah, of course. Oh gosh. Told you. Nuns having fun. They’re on a, they’re on a three, three nuns in a three wheeled thing, and then what’s, okay. I gotta get to the good stuff here. I took pictures of these little faces for these nuns. Nuns on a three wheeled thing. Nuns in a library. Really? Nuns teaching piano lessons. Nuns in the yard. Nuns bowling. They’re, okay, they’re starting to have fun. Wait, Rhett is missing every single one of these, and I feel you didn’t, can we go back to nuns in the yard? That was a good one. Oh, no. Stevie, he has to learn a lesson. Okay. The world moves on without him. It doesn’t revolve around him. Nuns with children they didn’t make. Is it A.I.? Nuns walking on water, like Jesus. Nuns playing bumper cars. Playing bumper cars. Nuns at a concert that no one else is attending. Nuns with a parasol and a fan. This is an example. Uh, this is, this is actually stone here. Oh. The nuns carved that? No, the nuns didn’t carve it, the nuns got to look at it. Wait, wait, wait, so they didn’t, okay, so they were like nuns, get in here, you cannot leave here, we will carve things for you, you, that’s not even what they did for themselves, it wasn’t even a hobby, it was like, hey, we’ll add, it was like. When you go into this church. It’s entertainment for them. There’ll be, there’ll be little pictures of things because we know that you can’t see this stuff anymore. They didn’t let them do it, no, no, we wouldn’t do that. This is so sad. Let’s hear another one, because that is sad. I had a bunch of really cool pictures. It’s too sad. Nature’s. They changed the way photos work. Have you noticed that? Like, you can’t get to the photos anymore. I, it’s very confusing. Like, show me all the photos I took. It’s very confusing. Not the ones you think I want to see. All right. Huh? Huh? It’s an unnecessary curation. Huh? Nature’s butts. Nature’s butts. Nature’s butts, yes. Let’s see it. Features pictures of things in nature. Show it to me. Link. What? Okay, we’re both thinking it’s real? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you seen a baboon’s butt? No. Show me the butt. It’s real. It’s real. But it’s not that. It’s not like actual butts. It’s like things. Oh, it’s butts in things. I didn’t get to finish my description because Link was, uh, cheering for. It’s natural butts. Natural butts. Y’all are in for it. This is gonna be great. Uh huh. There’s a reason that that’s. Peaches. Oh my gosh! Look at the butt on that tree! That’s a pine tree butt. Yep. That’s a pair. Uh, of of cheeks. See, if you knew any nuns Nuns don’t get to see butts anymore. But you could, you could take them this calendar and be like, look at all the butts in the world. It’s a glistening yolk butt. Oh my gosh. That is Mmm. That’s a reach. That is a reach. So is that. This calendar has fizzled out. Now we’re back. What is that? That’s just stones. Are you sure that’s not the head of an elephant? If that’s a butt, I can go make butts everywhere I go. Yeah, that’s not a butt. That’s a crack. That’s gonna be my new nature art project. It’s just making butts. Boring. Pretty good. All right. Some of those are strong, some of them are weak. Yeah, some months are better than others. And the one they put on the front is, it’s actually very anatomically. Yeah. Accurate. Cassie and a friend of mine have a nature’s, nature’s butthole, um. Butthole? Photo, yes, butthole. Very specifically a photo exchange. Um, so you don’t want to accidentally open the photos that are going back and forth between them. Uh, a calendar that features a picture of the back of different A list celebrities heads every month. Um, it’s too, too costly. Licensing. Because they still have rights to those images. Right. Bless you. Rights. You’re right, it’s fake. Uh, we’re too, yeah, yeah, yeah. We’re too industry savvy to catch up on that one. We’re too industry savvy to catch up on that one. An OnlyFans calendar. Uh, there’s a scantily clad woman on the front, but it actually features a different photo of a literal fan each month. Mm, this seems too clever. But it’s OnlyFans? You know somebody did it. The top earner on OnlyFans is making. How do you know this? So many well, it’s an article, I read about things. So many what? So many dollars? Like a billion dollars or something. She’s like a billionaire. A billionaire? Multimillionaire. Yeah. Like tens of millions of dollars. Okay, how does that, let’s, let’s, let’s see it. It’s real, it’s real. Onlyfans. So you think, you think. You think you’re gonna get, what is this, a tall slender calendar? You think you’re gonna get that. But what you get. But it’s Onlyfans. I think you get the idea. Onlyfans. Ha ha ha, I got you an Onlyfans calendar, Herb. Everyone’s gonna laugh at you, Herb. Now I will point out, there’s other things besides fans. That’s true. This this is really there’s a lot of patio furniture. Yeah. Yeah, I mean this one there’s pillows in that one. Yep, there’s other furnishings. There’s more pillows. Matter of fact, most of this is not just fans, but it’s fans and furniture. There’s a woman in that one, that feels like a giant departure from the whole joke. What in the world, alright. if you find a sighing woman hot then you’re, you know. It’s not just, see now that. That’s pretty good. That’s just only, that’s only fans. But also there’s a couple of space heaters in there. Yeah, but that counts. Yeah, I’ll get it. There’s a surface of a table in that one. Oh look. Ah, trees. Okay, All right. How about the world’s hottest gambling addict calendar. Gambling addicts. Is this like an upstairs where people gamble? How would you even, how would you even know this? And then how would you get the people to volunteer? Huh? Logistical issues. Well that’s easy Rhett. It’s called I’ll give you money that you can then gamble. They don’t, but most gambling addicts don’t like to admit that they’re addicted to gambling. Yeah, but. World’s hottest. Okay. Alright, I’m still saying no. I’m saying yes, Stevie, for you. Are you in it? For me? Yeah, I know. It’s fake, it’s fake. Ah! Stevie, if you had a garage that you worked in. That I worked, that I worked in? That you worked in. That you were like, you were like, working on cars and stuff in a garage. Yep, yep. That’s the perfect place to have a calendar. Yep. Um. What kind of calendar would I get you for your birthday? I don’t, I think we have to go through the rest of this game in order to, to figure that out. So it wouldn’t be like a typical garage, like, scantily clad ladies would like, spray, they’ve been sprayed down to look, sweaty. Because that’s what I want. It’s a wet t shirt calendar. But there’s nobody in the t shirt. It’s just sprayed down. It’s just the women who are hot. And I mean, like, temperature wise. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It would be called Hot Women, and they’re just all extremely hot. They could be hot flash. They could be having hot flashes. Hot girls actually would be a pretty good. It’s just men, women going through menopause. Women in the midst of a hot flash. Yeah. I’m into that. Uh, Kilty Pleasures. Yes. Photo of a man with a kilt. Yes. Scottish. In each thing. Yes. Yes. Yes. It is real. Yep. Yep. This is gonna be good. Oh, my goodness. That’s AI. That’s AI, dude. Didn’t have to pay a cent for this person. If you put AI on the front, it’s probably AI on the inside. And then it says real men do wear kilts. That’s not a real man. This is not a real man. It could have been, but it’s not. This is just rampant at this point. Look at that. That’s not a real man. Just people putting AI stuff. On the calendars, and, and Scott on the rocks. Boomers everywhere, not realizing that they’re not real people. Mm hmm. They can’t see it. I don’t, what is it about it? They can’t see AI. Are, like, are we gonna become people who can’t tell that things are A.I.? Or, or do, is it just because they were, they were already old? Like, when. What do you mean? I thought this was just, like, highly saturated, photoshopped See, listen, I listen. I’m not in the market. I’m not in the market for a calendar like this. Okay. Stevie, no men look like this in real life. Stevie, you boomered. Really? You’ve boomered. That doesn’t even look that. But you’re not close to it. I’m saying. I’m right here and you can tell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. AI, but my mom would not be able to tell you. I’ll tell you that right now. Boy. I’d love to get a taste of this guy’s personality. Okay. Long sleeve. I guess it’s getting cold in September. Hey, I’m the AI dude who didn’t get to show any skin. And now you’re back to October. He has got, he’s got a tattoo of It’s got clouds on his belly. I thought that was a weird hair pattern. It looks like abs, but it’s clouds. And it’s also not real. That’s something I’m gonna keep in mind for myself. Cat Balls. Cat Balls calendar. Which features one or more cat’s balls each month. I don’t know what type of ball we are talking about here. Well, I hope it’s not real. I don’t wanna see this. You dropped your, um. How did that get back there? You dropped yours. That’s how it got back there. Cat balls. Yes, please. Yes. Yes. It’s real. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And I’m afraid that it’s exactly what we were afraid of. Oh, my gosh. Oh, no. One or more cat’s balls? Oh, oh, multiple cats with balls. I mean, you can start to think, those are the eyes, that’s the nose, that’s the mouth. It starts to look like some sort of cute hedgehog. But that’s clearly cat balls. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen cat balls before. Well, because most cats are, uh. Woo! Neutered, right? So they don’t have these. Like, isn’t your cat a boy? Yeah. And he doesn’t have these? He doesn’t have those. Do you miss him? Um, now that you see what he could look like. They dropped, his were delayed in dropping so we had to wait to remove them. Oh. And there they’re being licked. Now what if this was AI? Uh, it definitely could be. You know? Definitely could be. I gotta say though, of all the balls, These aren’t the worst balls, you know? These are kinda cute balls. Yeah, like, totally covered in fur. There’s something about a blanket of fur being on them that makes them a little less gross. Yeah. We should do a ball ranking for next Good Mythical Evening. You know? You bend over than I bend over. Bend over and rank. I went to a gas station to pump up my tires and um, There was a truck with the, with the, it had a cab on the back and the back was open and low and behold I looked up and I looked right into the butthole of a goat and it’s it’s interesting in there, it was very. It was in the back of the truck? The, the back of the truck. Was it a goat being hauled or was it a pet goat? The goat was a pet goat that was being taken around but um it was big. The butthole of a goat is big. Does it go sideways like they’re, uh. It’s kinda like, it’s kinda like cat balls shaped. It’s like, it’s like this. It’s like a big chestnut, and it’s like this big, and it was very clean. How do you know that this is what all goat buttholes look like? Or this might just be this goat’s butthole. Have you then gone and looked up goat buttholes on Google? I haven’t yet, but I’ll do that as soon as we’re done here. Uh, but yeah, I’ll never unsee it. And I’m glad that it was, it was spick and span. We’re good. I was very surprised. I think probably most of them are because of the pellet poop. That’s true. You know what I’m saying? Mm hmm, yep. One of the best looking buttholes I’ve ever seen was on a goat. Shop the Mythical Move Club long sleeve tee available now at mythical. com.