Welcome to Good Mythical More. You’ve been there. You got one of these. It’s filled with a bunch of these. But you don’t necessarily like everything that’s inside of those chocolates, so you gotta figure out– That;s not, that’s not. What you’re gonna go for. I do. You like them all, but do you wanna know what. Actually, I like playing the game of finding out while I’m eating it, so this is gonna be interesting for me. Um, but first. We’re going to do that. We’re going to donate $1,000 to the Black LA Relief and Recovery Fund to aid in their mission to support community organizations on the ground working to meet the immediate and long term needs of black communities displaced by the California fires. And you can join us at giving at pledge.to/blackLA. Thank you for being your Mythical best. Stevie, we got this sampler here, um. This is the classic Whitman’s sampler. Um. Valentine’s Day edition. What you’re supposed to do is you’re supposed to sample everything Whitman’s has, and then you’re supposed to go out and just buy the ones that you like for the rest of the year. Which is how we utilize this, right? No one does that. Does Whitman’s even have, like, if this is the sampler did they, like, send sacks of the end of each one out to places? Honestly, I think Whitman’s is only known for their sampler. When have I used the term Whitman’s and not followed it with samplers? That’s what I’m saying. Now, the classic one that we got for Christmas was, uh, in the yellow box. My parents would get us a Whitman’s sampler for Christmas and it was the yellow box. Boy, I haven’t done that in so many years. It says with love right there. I keep thinking that says with aloe. I don’t, like it’s. Now with aloe! Like it’s from. They do have, um, singles. Like, you know, pick your flavor and get a plan. Yes, sure they have. So maybe I’ll find the one thing I want and then I’m just gonna get that. Now that I’ve sampled them all. Not a sponsor. Not a sponsor. Yeah, so I have the map part that usually comes in that box. I’m having trouble seeing. It’s split down the middle. Yeah, they’re all red. I know what this one’s filled with. Nothing. Nothing. That’s just milk chocolate. So we’re gonna say that you grabbed that one. Everybody knows this. I would always save this for last when I was a child. This is, this is the safe one. You’re right. There’s a special name for it that I don’t quite. The postman. Oh yeah, I guess it had, I couldn’t see that it, it does have to do with the decoration. Solid chocolate blank. Boring. I am going to do what I always do, which is bite a little bit and then put it back. And see if, like, Grandma will want to eat the rest of it. You always do that? Either that or I just push on them with my finger. And just leave them there. It’s called the solid chocolate messenger. The messenger. Okay. Now. Just a little push. The one with the white. I’m tempted by this. I would say that this is coconut. Oh, really? Just because, maybe that’s an indication. I think this is, um, cream filled. Oooh! Kind of like a Cadbury. A specific cream. I’m saying like the Cadbury cream, like the liquidy cream. Oh no, what the crap? That’s just coconut. No, it’s not. It’s cream. That’s why Stevie went ‘Ooooh!’ That’s not cream though, that’s, it’s marshmallow. Marshmallow cream. It’s vanilla cream. Vanilla cream. Ooh, it’s pretty good. You know, I actually had somebody. I’ll put that back. get me some little truffles recently, and I thought to myself, maybe I manifested this. Maybe I manifested this. Like an espresso machine? Just like the espresso machine was manifested in the episode. Because I thought, this is a real fun way to treat yourself. To just open up a thing of chocolates, and then be like, well, I’m gonna try that one. I’m gonna try that one, because I deserve it. Somebody else got you a lot of dark chocolate, but I haven’t heard you talk about that one yet. Stevie. Oh, yeah. We have been on a chocolate tour. With– You got lots of chocolate bars. Stevie gave me every single, I think, every single type of chocolate bar from this fancy chocolate company. Only the dark chocolate ones, though. And it was like, some of them got nuts, some of them got whiskey, some of them got stuff you just don’t expect. You’re treating yourself with this? And do you say, I’m treating myself with this gift Stevie gave me? I will say, I’ve been treating myself, but the family was also treating themselves to them. Cause they were so good. Well, your gift for me was quite a treat. Oh, yeah. A little bit more for Lando. I, um, jars of high end chili crisp. Have you moved through? Are you doing a move through or are you doing a finish one? No, what we’re, we, were using all of them at the same time. I, that’s, I like that, I don’t because there’s something yeah, I know I don’t know why I’m very good It triggers me that I’m like, I can’t do that but that’s the way to enjoy it. Because they’re different you want to try a different one and then you figure out which one you want to talk about. I think this little cup has pecans in it Uhhhh. Is it, is it just nuts and I don’t think there’s any caramel in there. I was hoping it would be like a turtle. But we’re just saying it’s just. It’s not pecans though. It’s a specific nut. Almonds. Peanuts. It’s peanuts. Oh. Peanut cluster. That’s like a little Mr. Good bar. Look at that. Hmm. So far I’ve liked all of these. You’re learning something about yourself. I typically don’t like these. Well, I think you’re thinking about the seven year old Link. Yeah. Well, I would have liked, well, no, maybe not. Now this one, still milk chocolate. I think, I think it’s got some sort of, um, See how I instinctively start squeezing it. Cause that’s just what I do. You squeeze a little, you see, you see something in the cracks that’s like colorful and you just put that back. I think it’s got two layers of things, cause I can see a little bit of a, I think it has cream and caramel together. Mm hmm. So, like. It’s stacked. It does have two things, technically, but neither one of the things you’ve guessed. It has nougat? Nope. No, they don’t do nougat. They don’t do nougat. Caramel? Already said that. Nope. Uh. It’s not the one with the It doesn’t have a raspberry or strawberry thing in it. Nope. Because I know another one that’s got that. Yeah, I think I would like this one. It’s like a. Graham cracker and marshmallows? It’s, it’s close to, this is like a section that has the same types of things around it, I feel. So you just have the peanut cluster. And this one is close to that situation. Peanut butter? Almonds. No, it’s. I don’t think they do peanut butter. It’s chocolate nut fudge. What? Oh. Oh, okay. It’s not two layers. Hmm hmm. What’s a chocolate nut? I just assume, does it taste fudgier than the, yeah. I would think it was. But there’s no nut. I would think it was nougat if I didn’t know better. There’s no nut in there. This is a nut fudge. Oh, what is that? I don’t know, now. But the fudge doesn’t taste like nut. This is a good one though. This one right here. I seem to remember that this one has a berry, a dark berry thing in it. This is what a testicle is shaped like. Not mine. What? Mine’s not flat on one side. What? They’re oblong. But they’re not flat on one side. Testicles are not perfectly round. They’re oblong. Oh, that reminds me, I wanted to address something in the main episode. You have not guessed the correct thing, but I am very intrigued by this, this particular one because the title is delicious sounding. Lemon cream. No, this is not a fruit situation. This is. Testicle. Am I right? This is um, uh, something that, uh, you might like licking off a spoon before something is put into the oven. Cake batter? Yeah, yeah, a batter. Icing? A specific batter. That’s the color that you’re looking at. Of something you would bake. That has batter. Fudge batter. Well, Brownie batter. Yeah, brownie batter. What? I don’t know why I said fudge batter. That’s not a thing. See, look at that one. Okay. Is it good? Or not? Is it fine? It’s good? Okay. That one intrigues me. Um, I’ll save this one. Your massage comment in, in, in the main. I think that men when they’re getting a professional massage, they just make noises as if it’s appropriate and women don’t do that and, and that was an example of. Yeah, you emote. You’re supposed to emote. It hurts sometimes. What am I supposed to do? I breathe very deeply, and I tie my breathing to the pain. Like, when the pressure comes, then I breathe out. But then you go, ooooh. Sometimes it becomes a tea kettle like whistle. Do you do that for real? I can’t tell if you’re being serious. You’re talking about me? Yes! I, I don’t do the, uh. That one time I I breathe out. I’m like, shh. I do that. To the massage place that, shh. I think the one that you recommended, Stevie. I deflated. The, like, Thai massage place? She was walking on my back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um. And there’s like, the walls are like. Curtains. Enough for privacy, but not for, yeah. No sound barrier. I was going, oh, oh. You’re supposed to leak, man. But the reason I was doing that is because, the reason I didn’t say it was too much is because I thought I needed it. I thought it was good, but I couldn’t not make noise. Right, they know what you need. Take that one. I was trying. This one’s really dark. I’m afraid of the ones that have fruit. So that’s where I’m starting to get scared. You’re afraid of the fruit ones? Those are the best ones. Yes, I don’t like the fruit ones. You should be afraid of this one. Cherry. No. Strawberry. Orange cream. It’s a more straightforward thing you don’t like. Coconut. Yeah. Uhhh. See, so what I would do is I would take this and I, oh yeah, I would do a little bit of that. See, that right there, no one’s gonna notice a difference. I just cracked it a little bit and then I just put it back. You cracked it to see what it was and put it back? Yeah, yeah. Even though there’s a chart that tells you what it is? Good point. Yeah, good point. The last massage I had, the masseuse yawned, like, 12 times. And gleeked on you? No, I just was like, I’m, I’m sorry for, I don’t know, I didn’t know if I was not bringing enough to the massage, or like, what the deal was. Why are these different? Loud yawns. These are different. These are in the same thing, but they’re different. Yeah, that’s gonna be, uh, oh, that’s gonna be a double up of two that you’ve already had. Okay, yeah, we’ve already had the testicle. I haven’t had this. Have I? I think that’s just a coconut one. Bless you. They give you two coconuts because people like it. So much sneeze. Okay, move. Gonna keep touching all your chocolates? Yeah, move to this area. I think that this is, might be your favorite. Peanut butter? Are you telling me that a testicle is not supposed to be shaped like this? It’s not flat on one side. Oh, like that? Yeah, I’m not talking about that. I’m talking about that shape. Huh? My testicles are perfect marble shape. Small and hard. You need to go see a doctor. Mmm. Um. I didn’t realize there was this peanut butter one. They have absolutely upped their game since when. Imma eat the whole one. When I was a kid and these would be at my grandma’s house. They did not have peanut butter. They had a lot of like, fruity filled stuff that just wasn’t good. That is a really, really good. I like the one with raspberry stuff in it. Where’s that one? You know. It’s not in this one? There’s no, come to think of it, come to look at it, there’s no fruit forward ones in this whole thing. It must just be. This is a safe, safe space. It must be in the Whitman’s Sampler Classic. What is this one? It just says, Whitman Sampler, with love. It doesn’t say. Yeah, it’s the one with love. I’m talking about the, the yellow box. So we got this long one here, that it could be an imitation Twix, fun size. This has got caramel in it. Is there, is there any cookie in it? There is another thing along with caramel. Nut. Yep. Hmm. Don’t love it. Would love to go back to the peanut butter. Very chewy. Um, now we got things in the middle. Are all three of these the same at the bottom? Yes, and you have had the, uh, middle. Peanut. That’s just the peanut. Yeah. So this is our last one. Now they think everybody likes this the most because there’s three of them. Mmm, I think there’s three of a lot of them just sprinkled in a different, like, order. Like, there’s three coconuts. There’s only two peanut butter, though. There’s something white in this one. Yeah, the best one, they only have two of. Marshmallow. ACHOO! See? Bless you. Sneezing too, man. Sorry. Cover next time. Something white. You have to actually guess this one. I feel like this whole time you’ve just been eating chocolate. Yeah. I know, you would start eating real quickly. Um. Nougat. No, they don’t. Wafers. Nope. There’s something white. It’s still soft. That’s not marshmallow. Oddly, it’s not like sprinkled on top? Nope. Salt. Yeah. Oh, salt. Salted caramel. Yeah. So another caramel. Mmm. Look at that. I prefer a Rolo. Too much dark chocolate. I really can’t eat caramel, caramel, caramel. Because it gets stuck in my teeth and then it drives me nuts. Have you had um, See’s? Is See’s better than Whitman’s? There’s like a store. Yeah. People go in there. It must be, right? Cause there’s like, like brick and mortar See’s candy. And like stands and stuff. I’ve never been inside one. Neither have I. We almost did one for our Amazing Food Network show, Inside Eats. Remember that? Oh yeah, we almost went to. We almost went to See’s Candy. But they didn’t see that. I gotta say, Whitman’s, you’ve restored my faith in the sampler with this one. And if anybody wants to have halfsies. I liked a lot more than, uh, I used to. Why don’t you just send this to your grandma? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She’ll love it. Find the best new Valentine’s Day candy and more over at Sporked.com.