Welcome to Good Mythical More, and we’re gonna We’re gonna make a loaded pancake for Jordan Myrick, and she is going to judge what, what, what, what, if we like it. Uh, okay. Well, I don’t think if we like it matters. I think it’s Jordan that likes it. Yeah, that’s true. Okay, but first, let’s give away $100 to mythical.com. Okay, okay, okay. Well, hold on, that’s our own website. We’re gonna give money to our own website? Yeah. $100 to spend at mythical.com. Okay. To Jenell Johnson. Jenell, you were out there wearing that mythical merch. You posted it with hashtag merchicality, and we found you, and we’re gonna give you. That color block’s looking good, so. The opportunity to have even more. Add to your merch. Okay, Jordan. Jordan! Come on in here. Come under the, uh, the big bar of ingredients. Today. Scooch for me. Today is, uh, is an interesting standout day for us. Tell me why. Well, um, yeah. I think we’re both gonna make some good stuff for you based on what we got up here. There’s not a lot of, like, crazy curveballs. I’m excited to find out what in God’s name is a loaded pancake. Ha ha, yeah. We are fully just making stuff up. Yeah, I’ve never, never heard anybody else say that, so. Well, first of all, we’re starting with a relatively small pancake. I said loaded pancake. I think we’re just talking, like, crazy topped pancakes. Okay, is that a thing y’all eat? No. But it’s Valentine’s Day, and we all love a good topped pancake. Yes. I’ll keep my comments to myself. Okay, I think that, uh. You’re gonna have to whisper what you would have said, because. I want to get topped on Valentine’s Day. Yeah, I heard that. Oh, oh, oh, okay. So you’re gonna say it to you? I heard it. Okay. And that means they probably did, too. And what did you think? Me, too. I thought it was awesome. And what did you think? Me, too. I was kind of gonna say the opposite. Whoa! That’s perfect! Thank God I’m here! Ahhh! If y’all didn’t hear what I said, it’s nothing’s gonna make sense to you. Right. Okay. I don’t know who won last time, I don’t know who goes first. Link won last time. Okay. Yeah, you go first. Load it up. Because I’m thinking that, because you made the good point that this isn’t necessarily like a thing, it feels like making choices about layering could be a good strategy. In between the pancakes? Yes. That’s hot, I love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, and thinking about that, I, this is, this is gonna be a wild one. I’m excited. I’m gonna go with. I think it’s gonna be tame. Chocolate sauce. Okay, yeah. Chocolate sauce. And you thought that was wild? Throw your sticker up there. The reason I went with that is because I have learned, in many years of doing this show, that chocolate covers a world of hurt. That’s true. So if I make any bad decisions here, I have a chocolate base. That’s true. I do wanna know what y’all are doing for Valentine’s Day with your wives. Uh, well, immediately after this. I’m going into romance mode. Whoa. It hasn’t started yet? And it is gonna last, well, no, but I’m saving it up. Okay, sorry. It’s leaking out. I’m feeling it. And, um. Hold your horses. I’m talking, I’m talking a three day extravaganza of quality time. Whoa. In the desert. Whoa! Okay. That’s fun. Just me. My two dogs. Oh. And Christy. Things can only get so romantic when you take both dogs. Me and Christy and the two dogs in Joshua Tree. I love that. That’s so sweet. That’ll be nice. Get an Airbnb, um, It’s gonna be, it’s, blankets. Wow. Hot tub? Hot tub. Stars. Wow. Stars, blankets, dogs, hot tub. All at once. Yeah. I love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that. Well, when. Peanut butter for me. You are Jif. Watching this, I will already be in Mexico. Whoa! Yes. Mexico. Mexico. With your sister in law. With my wife. What? with my wife, but I am taking my brother and his wife with us as a special treat for them so they can have some romance as well. That’s nice, I guess. They will be in a different room. Everyone thought that. Yeah. No one thought that they wouldn’t. Well, Link was making weird suggestions. You’re taking your sister. You’re taking two dogs. I’m taking two humans. Hey. You’re taking your sister in law off. I’ll just, hey, guys. On a Valentine’s retreat. I’ll just say it right now. You don’t have to have sex with whoever you travel with. And I think that’s important to remember. Yeah, okay, good point. Thank you. Thank you. Cause some people get the wrong idea. Yes, so I assume everyone will be having sex with who they’re supposed to be on Valentine’s Day. I’m glad we cleared that up. Uh, this, the flavor whipped cream is marshmallow. I don’t think I want that. I think I want the regular whipped cream. Interesting. Fun fact about me, I don’t like whipped cream. Oh, dang it! Good to know at this point. You’ve never told me that. I’m sorry. Well, there’s two whipped creams. It’s good, it’s still good. This is a good whipped cream. This is whipped topping, though. It’s very good, but, it, it, I just don’t understand it. It feels like the thought of food and not real food. Speaking of two dogs, what we do at my house for my two dogs. I’m going with the apple pie feeling, by the way. We take this and we put a little dollop. We put two little dollops on the kitchen floor and we tell Barbara and Sean, stay. Stay. Stay. Stay. Stay. Okay, okay. And then they run up and they lick it off of the floor. That’s really cute. And they love it. I love that. That’s so sweet. They lick it off of the floor. They’re dogs. My brother and his wife also lick things off the floor. What are you trying to say, huh? What are you trying to say? Maybe you do have sex with who you go on vacation with, I don’t know. Everything feels confusing to me at this point. No one asked me what I’m doing on Valentine’s Day. We’ll get to it. The night is young. We gotta wait. So you said the great value apple pie filling is like, tops. It’s delicious, it’s the best one you can buy. Could you put that on the whipped cream because I forgot about that. It’s like the apples are soft but have a nice little crunch to them. They’re seasoned and cinnamony but not so much so that it tastes like you’re just eating a pie filling that you shouldn’t be eating by itself. It’s delicious. Great value. They have pride in what they do. They do. I would like, and again, I don’t know if you like these or not. I didn’t know you didn’t like whipped cream. I’m hoping you like. Cherry pie filling. I hate it. I absolutely hate it. Listen, I’m way up against something at this point. If I pull this one out, it’s gonna be awesome. It’s gonna be really impressive. I hate cherries. Unless it is a chocolate covered cherry. Or a Shirley Temple. So this could be good, maybe. But in general, I hate it. I like apple pie a lot more. I hate cherries unless it’s a raw cherry. Okay, I don’t like those at all. I’m fine with a maraschino. I hate that. Hate a luxardo. I mean, what? The luxardos are like the fancy ones. Sometimes you’ll get them in like an old fashioned or something. I love that. Okay. You like? Yeah, I’m a big cherry pie guy. Wow. Vanilla bean ice cream. Okay. I am killing you today, Rhett. This, I, okay. Killing you. But the peanut butter is gonna, you’re saying, so the official Sporked pick for peanut butter is the Jif. Well, it depends on like what specifically you’re looking for, but we are big fans of the Jif Creamy. It is just like, if you want a processed peanut butter that tastes like the peanut butter you had as a child, this is the best version of it. I would like the caramel sauce. Love caramel sauce. I was going to get that next. Okay. Too bad. That would’ve been really good for yours. Yeah, that would’ve been really great, because mine’s still coming together nicely. Man, I hate the fact that you hate cherries and whipped cream because I feel like this is exactly where I wanted to go with this. This is what I’ll say. I like things that are good. So if it tastes really good, I will still like it and be able to see it as delicious. That’s right, you’re a professional taste tester. I’m professional. I mean, you have to be open. I’m nothing if not professional. Peanut butter, apple pie, vanilla, ice cream. It’s like spoken word poetry. I don’t have any chocolate. The only way I’m gonna get any chocolate. is if I go with the M& M’s minis. That also gives me some crunch. Huh, something to think about. Uh, I’m gonna go with that. I love that, I love them. These I think are one of the best candies. A mini M& M, texturally. I do like those. Oh, sensational. I was gonna go there next. Cause I wanted to completely block him out. That’s fun. I wanted to choc block him. But I wasn’t able to. Unfortunately. Feels like everyone understands it but me. What does that mean? Choc blocking? I wanted to get the last chocolate. Oh! Choc! Oh! I was pretty proud of myself. That’s very funny. I was thinking like drawing chalk. No, I love that. I love that. Okay, so now a little bit of a curveball. I don’t even like regular M& M’s and I do really like these. I like regular M& M’s but these are so much better. It’s just, I don’t know, like the outside coating to the filling ratio is so good. Okay, this is, uh, this may be weird. Okay. Hot honey. Sure, why not? Mm hmm. I think it could be good with caramel. Caramel? I don’t know how to say that. I like chocolate and honey, and I like chocolate and spice. And I’m also trying to do some things to mix this up a little bit because of your aversion to cherries and whipped cream. I think you’re taking a lot of big swings, and I really like that. Yeah, just drizzle on the train wreck. It’s gonna be very, very saucy. And he knows I like that. God, to be catered to. Put that on the ice cream. I’ve already done that. I’m gonna go. There’s one on the ground, but I can’t reach it because my back hurts today. So, I’m not opposed. Are y’all more pancake or waffle? I like the waffles and the way that they catch little, little things. But honestly. I like pancakes. It comes down to the mix. I’m going with the mixed nuts. Add a little salt. Okay. I already, it’s an homage and it’s a, to the peanut butter which will be on another layer. These will be crushed down. Really? You’re gonna crush them? Oh no. Yeah. Great. I’m scared. Go ahead, go ahead. What? I mean. Go ahead with what? Start to tell us what you’re going to be doing for your Valentine’s. Oh, thank you so much for asking. Um, I am going to take Kendall to our favorite restaurant. Okay. And her favorite restaurant is? I’m trying to keep it away from you. Oh, it’s called [bleep]. It’s. Oh, Nicole’s over there mmm-ing. It’s delicious. I don’t even really care about Italian food. It’s unbelievable. Oh. Um, and it’s so good. And it’s like, too expensive for me. But we go like, occasionally. We went after we got engaged. You know? But, um, that’s where I’m gonna take her. Hot tub? Hot tub, yeah. They got a big hot tub there. Italian hot tub? We’re gonna do a big Italian hot tub. It’s one of those big parmesan wheels that sometimes they make the pasta in. I’m gonna get Kendall in that thing. Okay. All right, you know what? It is the day of big swings and I actually think that what I’m about to do is maybe frown upon in some circles. But I feel confident in the turkey bacon crumbles. Oh yeah, that’s fun. Sure. Take it and leave the Holy moly. Are we almost done yet? Leave the maple smear up for me. Wild that it took us so long to get Maple syrup. Yeah. I didn’t even realize. And I really needed it. Ooh. And it’s good. I’m sorry. Fake maple syrup is delicious. Pearl milling delish. Never seen her. You have, it used to be a different brand and now it’s Pearl Millie. Oh, formerly Aunt Jemima. Yes. Can I even say that? They, they, they did, they made a good choice to get rid of that. I think they, I think it was good in time and I’m happy. Yeah. Good in time. But they, um. But it still says it on there, which is, I mean, Well, so you know what it was. Yeah. So you know what it was. They could stop. Formerly Aunt Jemima, but we’re not proud of it. Is kind of what it is. And that’s what it should say underneath. Right, underneath. It should say, but we’re not proud. We’re not proud of it. I think a lot of companies could use just a little asterisk disclaimer. Yeah. But we’re not proud of it. We’re not proud of it. Okay. Good gosh, I lost that. Look, it’s rolling all the, it rolled all the way back. Yeah, if only anyone else here could help us. It’s fine. They don’t. So, okay. But they don’t. Come on, don’t be mean to the P.A.s You know, I consciously made the decision I consciously made the decision to not get the maple syrup Come on, Damien, look for it. Because I didn’t want to over, it’s underneath the couch. Damien, Damien, hey, Damien, don’t, seriously, don’t. You’re doing great. Damien, Damien, don’t, seriously. Just get down there. He should not talk to you like that. He should not talk to you like that. Seriously, he should not talk to you like that. Don’t do it. Seriously, don’t do it. Talk to him like what? It’s not worth it, the way you were talking to him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damien, he had you laying on the floor. Hey, Damien, do your job, buddy. Damien? Sorry, boss. Thanks, thanks. I’ll do better next time. Sorry, boss. That one was to me. Okay, um, I am now going to, uh, I’m gonna get the granola and I’m gonna stick Link with the flavored whipped cream. Holy crap. I think that’s good. This stuff’s good. But you don’t like whipped cream, but that’s okay. No, but I like marshmallow. What is the story with purely Elizabeth? Purely Elizabeth? Toss me that. Cause that’s such a weird name. Thank you, Damien. I don’t know. Purely Elizabeth. Thank you. And this stuff is good, huh? Yeah, it’s delicious. I don’t know the story behind it. That’s not really part of my job, typically. Um, but I’m assuming it was started by a woman named Elizabeth. Which, this is funny. There’s like a stamp looking thing on it that says, Created to help you thrive. But through the center of it, in cursive, it says, Elizabeth. Um, so she is extremely confident in her name and what she’s got going on. The purely story. Oh, I’ll read it. As a certified holistic nutrition counselor, I believe that when you eat better, you feel better. I started Purely Elizabeth to make food with nourishing ingredients and delicious culinary taste to help you thrive on your wellness journey. Enjoy. Yeah, this could use a bump up. She should Instagram DM me if she wants, you know, help with that. I feel like I could make it funnier, make it make more sense. Well then it wouldn’t be purely Elizabeth, it’d be a, a little bit of Myrick in there. She did all of this herself, all the nutritional facts are wrong cause she’s just like a lady trying to figure it out. Mostly Elizabeth. A little bit of Myrick. Okay, Jordan, just so you know what I’m doing here, so you can see, this layer is whipped cream. This is cool, I like this. Okay, and this layer, I know you don’t, but, it sticks it together, is whipped cream. I love that. And, uh, bacon. I think that’s gonna be really nice, sweet and salty. And, because we are done, right? I think so. Alright, so, I’m putting the, oh, look at that. It’s so smooth. People act like they don’t want oil in their peanut butter, but you do. And so this right here, this is my go to for, uh, pancakes and waffles for many years. Not a surprise to anyone, I’m sure. Peanut butter, and then syrup. Wow. This was after I went away from just butter. Interesting. For the longest time, I did not like pancake syrup. Wow, it seems like they would be so dry. I don’t know why I was like that, but it’s why I’m like I am now. Because I was like that then. But I’m different now. Wow. I will say a controversial feeling, which is I like savory peanut butter or peanut things more than sweet peanut or peanut butter things. Well, but there’s no way around that here. No, I’m not saying for right. I’m just making conversation for the show. I’m trying to figure out what I’m gonna put on the second layer, because I feel like most of this stuff needs to go on top. You know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna, that looks really good. You don’t like this that much. Favorite Day Marshmallow Flavored Whipped Dairy Topping. I don’t know why they’re not allowed to call it whipped cream. I guess maybe it’s not technically cream? It’s just dairy? But if it’s not cream but it is dairy, what is it? Do that there. Also, I wanna be clear. Tastes like marshmallow. Kendall’s really gonna like what we do on Valentine’s Day. You guys are like, you guys are a bigger deal than me. So that’s why you have to take your wives on like longer, bigger vacations. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have to remind them harder why they need to stay with us. Yeah, you have to remind them, you’ve been together longer, and you guys have more money than me, like things like that. So like, we’re just gonna do dinner. Right, right, right. Cause that’s enough for where we’re at, you know? Right, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Twenty five years, twenty four years in. It’s different. I’ll take Kendall to Mexico with your brother in law. Yeah, right, yeah. Right. And he’ll love it. Ooh, this is gonna be. These both look really good. Sometimes y’all have me eating absolutely nasty stuff on this show. Yeah, this is a good day. This has gone crazy in the past few times we’ve done it. We’ve had like, we’ve had a lot of people upset about how the ingredients get out of control. What do you mean? They, what do they want? What do they want? I mean, just the stuff that doesn’t work. Like, everything here worked. But sometimes you have like a fun wild card, and sometimes the wild card tastes good. Okay. Now, what do I need to do? This is very beautiful. HO HO HO! That looks good, Rhett. That’s really beautiful. But it’s gonna taste like crap, so. Okay! I used the cherry as a topping, not as a layer, because I didn’t want the cherries to impact every bite. That’s a lot of ice cream. It’s like, the cherry is optional. Yeah, it looks like, um, like a sundae flavored pancake. Yes, I mean it has everything that you could possibly want. Wow, that one looks good, too, though. Oh, God, look at all of the nuts. A lot of whole nuts. I tried to crush them. Wasn’t happening. I’ve never been eating pancakes and been like, I wish there was a whole cashew in here. Yeah, so this is, this is giving me the color. I didn’t realize how important these, uh, There’s a lot of hard pieces in your arrangement. It’s gonna take one of my fake teeth out. There’s some choking hazards, but, um, Jordan is not a baby. What about the syrup? Did you already do it? Oh! Thank you, Rhett. May I? You may. I’m having fun. I feel like we’re all in a really good mood today. Yeah, Vegas. I feel like we’re in Vegas. It’s feeling really good. Okay, here we go. I’m done. Here’s the, here’s the fork. Whose do you want to go for first? I will, you know what, I’m going to try Rhett’s first because you won last time and I think yours seems like more flavors. This one seems a little more subtle. So I’ll start with this one. Can you just remind me what is in this? So in the first layer you have whipped cream and granola. In the second layer you have whipped cream and bacon. And then on top you have hot honey, caramel, chocolate. Whipped cream and a cherry on top. Wow. Okay, let me, it’s hard to cut without a knife. Hold on, let me, oh, God. Hold on. Oh, God. Okay. Okay. Got a little bit of everything? I hope. I think. That’s a good bite. Took it in, pulled it out, put it back in. The fork? Are you narrating the fork? The bite. The bite went in, it came out, it went back in. Wow. It’s like you ate it twice. What are you saying? The food went in your mouth, and it came out. I, no it didn’t! Yeah, yeah, it went in your mouth, came out. Stevie! Reality check here. It didn’t, Jordan, you’re okay. You put it all the way in your mouth, you take it out, and then you put it back in. Roll it back. That’s what I thought saw happen. You put it in, pulled it out, put it back in. What did I just do now with this fork? You put it in, you pulled it out. It never went in, it never went in. I’m feeling really scared. I’m gonna be honest, I’m feeling really scared. This is good. It’s spicy. I like that though, I like the spice. The spice with the bacon and the sweet, delicious. The whipped cream almost kind of melts and just adds more moisture, which I like. Moisture. Where’s the cinnamon taste coming from? This? Maybe the granola? I think it’s really nice. I didn’t like the cherry, but that’s kind of to be expected. But I don’t think it was bad, by any means. And you got it from one bite. And I get it from one bite, and I’m done with it. Okay, let’s see, I’m gonna need, can I have a knife? You’re about to forget about it. Entirely. Here’s a knife, it’s got peanut butter all over it. There’s peanut butter in it. Okay, let’s see. Lots of like, big kind of items. Those big nuts, I don’t know about that. I gotta be honest with you. I don’t know about those big nuts. I tried to crush them, but I couldn’t. I saw, I saw the effort and I appreciate that. The only thing on your fork right now is a piece of apple and an extra large cashew. Nuts! Okay, hold on. Hold on. Okay, I guess I should get two nuts. What is this? No, no, no. Brazil nut? Yeah. Yeah, that’s fine. Get my selenium for the day? Okay. Yeah, and yep. Okay. Okay. In the mouth. Out of the mouth. Back in the mouth. I swear I saw it going. Never happened. The mouth didn’t close around it. No, it came back out. You kept talking. It didn’t cross the lips. Then you put it in again. You put it in the mouth. It didn’t cross the lips. And then you decided to say something else. You took it outta your mouth. It never crossed the lips. It was kinda like I’m talking and now I’m gonna eat and No, but I’m gonna say something else. And now, I’m gonna eat. That’s what you did if, if I. There’s gonna be so many slow motion clips of that now on Reddit that I never needed to exist. Wow. I like the whole nut. The whole nut, right there. I’m shocked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, a big nut for my big nut. And I think that it’s good and I like the big chunks of apple, the little M& Ms in it. I’m not a huge, like, hard ice cream person. I’m a soft serve guy. Mm, yep. But, that’s tasty. Wow, both delicious, both better than I thought they would be. Yeah, yep, yep, yep. I’m feeling rejuvenated. Yep. I think we’re kind of like setting a new precedent for what these are. Right, we can, we can be good. We can be good. Both things can be good. Both things can be good, and I encourage you to keep doing this moving forward, because this is incredible work. Thank you. Hmm. And I encourage you to. No, no, no. Which one do you prefer? Thank you. Um, okay. You’re doing incredible work. Okay, whoa. Well. Yes, that too. Okay. Well, all right, well now it seems like I’m biased. Um, but I do have to say, Link is the winner. Oh, dang. I’m sorry, yours is delicious. I thought the hot honey with the bacon and the chocolate was really good, but this did not sound good. And now I’m like, should we all be putting whole cashews? on our pancakes. Who knew, man? I didn’t even try to do that. It’s really delicious. It’s, it’s like nutty. It’s sweet. The apples add a really good texture. There’s like so much textural contrast that this one just didn’t have. All right. Okay. Let’s just hope we all get laid. Back to the drawing board. Yeah, let’s just hope we get laid. Don’t miss your chance to get the next pin of the month. There’ll be available on mythical.com on Monday, February 17th for 24 hours only.