Welcome to Good Mythical More. There are many products that you can buy to then give to your best friend forever. Some of them have two pieces, and then you give half to the person. Some of them you give it all to the other person, including expectations of best friendship. We’re going to analyze and rank a number of these products. And potentially take some home, because we’re best friends. Yep. But first, we’re gonna tell you about the new YouTube channel that we’ve been watching. It’s called Uncle Father. Oh, my gosh. And it’s just one guy, who is both your uncle and your father. No, he’s not, I mean, he’s an uncle and a father. Not yours. And he kind of talks about what it’s like. Sometimes there are uncle situations, and sometimes there are father situations. And sometimes there are uncle father situations. And sometimes there’s both. And that’s when, when, when did that happen in the show? Whenever he’s interacting with his. It’s when he had a baby with his brother’s sister. Right. He had a baby with his brother’s sister. No, that’s his sister. He had a baby with his brother’s wife. He had a baby with his brother’s wife. And then that baby’s uncle is his dad. So he’s the uncle and the father? Isn’t he the uncle and the father to that? Yep. Yeah, yeah, so that’s, that’s one episode. Right. That’s our favorite episode. But no incest. Which is the refreshing thing about it. Right, he’s both an uncle and a father to that child. Because the child that he had with his brother in law’s sister, his sister’s wife, his brother’s wife, is being raised by his brother and the wife. Legally. Yep. It’s their child. And then he comes and visits. And he’s technically the father. But the uncle. And the uncle. Yep. You should really watch it. So we have these socks. We have the other pair though, right? So, if I gave you this pair of socks and said, hey BF. Like you always do. I got us some socks to wear and then, look, these socks have, they hold hands. And then look. Hold up. So that we could get next to each other. And do that. And hold hands. And get yourself to hold hands. So it’s like your ankles. And then the circle can be unbroken if you go all the way around. Oh. If your ankles… Let the circle be unbroken. So your ankles have arms. Okay, hold that up. Look at that. Bring around a, so when you stand close to yourself, you’re, I get that. And then when you stand next to somebody you get a little bit of that. But if you were in some sort of accident, . where the side of your, bottom half of your leg hit a surface and this little magnet went into your skin. You’d have a skin, you’d have a magnet in yourself. That’s cool. It’s not cool. Do you know how, have you seen those things where it’s, it’s, it’s a picture and it’s a person like, sleeping in the passenger seat with their legs up on the dash. And then next to it, it’s a split screen. It’s an X ray of what it looks like when you’re in an accident and the airbag goes off and you’ve got your legs on top of the airbag. And, like, the person’s, like, femur is, like, coming out the back of their buttocks. I hate that. I hate that for me. I’ve never seen the X ray portion. I’ve just scrolled through the comments and seen the comment portion. But you shouldn’t do that. And for the same exact reason, you should not wear socks with little magnets in them. They’re very weak magnets. They’re not gonna hold your, they’re not gonna impede your walking ability. I don’t want magnets inside me. Well, you’re jumping to a conclusion. They’re just on your sock. You never know what kind of accident. I think this is cute, but I don’t, I’m not digging it. We’re not, we’re not best enough friends for this. No. I feel like my jeans might get caught on this. Yep. Like when there’s a little tag on the back of your boot. Yeah. That’s not a tag, that’s the thing you use to. A loop. To pull up. It’s like a shoe horn. It’s good in that moment, but it’s bad in every other moment. You ever use a shoe horn? Yeah, I have a four foot one. Wow! Yeah, I have a four foot shoehorn. I never bend over. I never bend over. That ain’t true. Now, so this is just a, this is something to hang on your wall, and your friend gives it to you. You are my sunshine. Lucky to have you. I love you to the moon and back. To my bestie, I love you because I know, no matter what happens, you’ll always love me back. See, this is like that, like, I love you, say it back. Like, I don’t know, this is, this is coming on kind of strong and needy. Always, forever, thank you for standing by my side when times get hard. Thank you for making me laugh when I didn’t even want to smile. If I had a different best friend, I would punch her in the face. I like that. And go find you. What? I like the fact that there’s a little, it’s acerbic at that point. And I also like this many fonts. If I had a different best friend, I would punch her in the face. And go find you. Love, the one who needs you, till the end. This is, this is not healthy. Well, I didn’t like it until the thing about the punching. It’s stalkerish. This is like, oh my god, I’m I’m your best friend, please be mine, kind of thing. I think this is a, uh. You ever had somebody — I think this is a picture you share in somebody’s DMs, not a canvas that you give to someone in person. Yeah, this ain’t going up on any of my walls. You are both acting like when the other person’s birthday is coming up, you’re not gonna go to the art department and say, Hey guys, remember that thing that we had? Can I have that to gift to my friend? Cause I didn’t think of a birthday gift. Please remember what Stevie is saying right now. And that will be from me to Link, because his birthday is first. Yes, June 1st. Uh, before we see the next product, um, This is so stupid. I don’t know if anybody else experienced this, um, when I walked in the office this morning, uh, I opened the door, and I was hit with a wall of putrid. Mm-hmm. Sulfur-y. Mm-hmm. Smell. And, oh, you smelled it too. Oh yeah, it was very bad. If you were walking from the main part of the office this way, and I was like, what’s that smell? And you didn’t know because you had been, either you didn’t know or you didn’t, like, you didn’t know about the smell, or you didn’t know what the source of the smell was. But as soon as I got to the main part of the office, I didn’t smell it anymore. So the conclusion that I came to is that somebody, pardon. Pardon. Pardon my French, farted. That’s gotta be a lot of farting, cause it was all over. But I think they did it outside, and they thought they left it outside, and then they came in and brought it inside in their pants. And walked around the entire studio? I smelled it right when I came in, in that hallway, and then it dissipated. You didn’t think it was human? I smelled it in the, in the soundstage. It’s not, it’s, it’s a Burbank issue, uh, we’ve been told. You know, when you drive over the bridge. Yeah. When you drive over the bridge, it’s stinky water treatment plant. And that’s getting into our office? And you know what they did? Right at that corner where it stinks? They built a whole lot of apartments. They built like condos. And they’re like, people are getting ready to move in. They’re putting plants on top now. They’re gonna fill that thing up. It’s so hard to find affordable housing in LA. That whole place is gonna fill up. But they’ll keep their windows closed. Do you think they’ll get used to it? I think if they keep their windows closed Maybe they won’t smell it. They put, they set up a circus in that little spot one time. They used to set up a circus, now they built a condo. The Stinky Circus. Stinky Circus. What’s this? Listen, I’m gonna say it right now, okay? If anybody who works for Mythical decides to live there, we’re not gonna joke with you about it. Because it’s a good location, it’s gonna be new, they’re probably gonna be nice. You know what I’m saying? Like, it’s fine. If you decide to live in those stinky apartments Oh, Chase, Chase checked on them, and apparently they’re also very expensive. Oh, they’re gonna be very nice. But how, how? They’re not gonna be nice. It smells. Charcoal in the walls. Like those, those fart undies? Yep, so we’ve got a Desimtion. Okay, so this is classic, uh, hold that up. Bracies! It’s, um, what is this? This is, uh, it’s handcuffs. It looks like handcuffs. It says, Freedom and Freedom. Freedom and Freedom. Freedom and Freedom. We are, we are always together. We are one of a kind. Three words describe us. Partners in crime. We are best friends because everyone else sucks. That’s what it says right there. So. Is, is that little handcuffs on it? It is little handcuffs because we’re partners in crime. Oh, crime. Yep, yep. I was just thinking, I recently had a encounter with walking farts, uh, that was, you know, that wasn’t my walking farts. You were behind it? It was a, we’re neighbors were walking outside. This older woman had airpods in, and I had airpods in, except for one of mine wasn’t working, and I don’t think she was counting on that. Yeah. And, yeah. And it’s like at night, they carry, those farts carry through the neighborhood at night. I’ll, and I’ve got my, I’ve got my headphones in sometimes, and I know I get a case of the walking farts, and I’m like, hopefully it’s dark enough. Hey, it gets you, it gets you back home. Yeah, speeds you up a little bit. Burm, burm, burm, burm. Unless you’re walking backwards, which I do sometimes. Are these the same? It’ll stop you in your tracks. Okay. All right. So I haven’t looked at this. We’re gonna do the, we’re gonna do. Oh, oh, we’re gonna t-shirt print. We’re gonna do the game. Okay. Here we go. Rhett. Oh. And Link. I know them. Friends. Is this for sale? Oh, look, there’s you. There’s you, there’s me. There’s you holding me. Friends. Friends. Does it say friends? Is it friends till the end? Oh. Friends. That’s it. Friends. Is this unauthorized mythical merch? There’s like a bunch of Etsy accounts where you can submit. There’s like a little template and you submit stuff. And I see that we’ve chosen the best possible photos of you for this. This sucks, in a good way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this one where it looks like, um, I’m actually in the act of farting. And then you’re, you’re, you’re choking me and I like it. And we both have one, so we can wear these. Ooh. We can wear these, homie. Okay. Let’s wear these to Vegas. Yes. So we don’t lose each other. Yeah. Have you seen this, man? No one will ask for photos. I came with him to Vegas. If we wear matching T shirts. All right, we got another trinket here. They’re doing their own thing today. If besties were boogers, I’d pick you first. Oh! So it’s just a key chain with. Are we still ranking these? What is this right here? Is this? We need to start. It also has a rose on it. If besties were boogers, I’d pick you first. It’s just the worthless stuff that It’s worthless, but what if you were a keychain person? I guess, I guess. What if you were a cutting board person? And I gave this to you and you’d be like, oh, that’s sweet. Recipe for a special relationship. One heart full of love, one head full of understanding, one large pinch of courage, three heaping cups of patience, two cups of laughter, one handful of generosity, four scoops of blah, blah, blah. Mix well, sprinkle with kindness, add plenty of faith. Oh, okay. Heat with sunshine and spread over a lifetime for a plate full of joy and a cup of warm memories. This is a faith based friendship. A recipe for a special friendship. Stevie gave me this one, so if you could please take care of it. Okay, yeah. This is just, I mean, this is like buying a card for your friend, but it’s on a cutting board. It’s on wood. I will say, Link, you do like the idea of cooking with the sun. Which you brought up multiple times. Yeah, that’s how ceviche is made. Sprinkle with kindness, add plenty of faith, heat with sunshine, and spread over a lifetime. Yep. I mean, what a I mean, it’s not worthless, because, I mean, on this side, you just put it down like that. You could cut on that one side, and eventually the font will go away. Yeah. It’s just why? I just… How do you feel about cards? Like, I’m gonna get, at least they’re recyclable. Oh, you could burn that. Well, burning is not recycling. I mean, when you burn your trash, that is not recycling. It’s using it, what I’m saying. If you gave me something wood and I decided I was gonna burn it, would you. If I gave this to you, you’d burn it. If I was cold enough, I guess I would, yeah. That would be a sign that you really appreciate it. What is this? Premium Soft Fleece Throw Blanket, Gift Blankets Filled With Love. Funny Best Friend Blanket. Funny Best Friend Blanket. Oh, how funny is it gonna be? I bet this is gonna be hilarious. Get rid of that. Alright, so hold this up. Let’s get to the funny. You’re my best [bleep] to [bleep] about [bleep] with. We are best friends because everyone else sucks. We’ll always be friends because you know too much. Friends are like fat thighs. They stick together. In the middle. Let’s read the middle while we got it the right way up. Best friend. A person that knows you, are completely insane, but loves you anyway. Thanks for being my unpaid therapist. You’re awesome. Keep that [bleep] up. Good friends don’t let you go do stupid things alone. Ha ha ha ha ha. Friendship What? Where are we? Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. Oh. You’re such a weirdo, but you’re my weirdo. And then there’s a whole lot more on the back — that’s just backwards. It’s just the front backwards. It’s soft? It’s a nice. This is a useful thing. It’s a nice, soft blanket. That says a bunch of dumb stuff on it. I think it’s all pretty funny, though. I don’t think it’s that cheesy. When’s the last time you put a blanket on and then you read it? Like, I don’t. Link, it sounds like Rhett likes this. I don’t like, you like this? It’s not big enough for me. You like this? You wanna be. I don’t think it’s big enough. Let me put it on my shoulders and stand up and see if it would cover me while I was laying down. You looking for some more reading material? How about a blanket? It’s not bad. It’s chin high! [Laughter]. I think your best friend needs to have another blanket. You might need to get two blankets. This is just for covering your legs. Which, recently you told me, I was sitting and I had a blanket over my legs and you said, that really ages you. Yeah, when you wear a blanket just over your legs and you’re in a seated position, it’s like a shawl. And I kinda like that. Yeah, it ages you. This is pretty, it is very soft. That it, we’re good? We’re good? Look, and I got. Oh, look, my sock — [Bleep] to [bleep]. [Bleep] to [bleep]. My sock caught a. See how dangerous that could be? What if that was in your leg? You’d be catching forks every other day. I know. Don’t walk through the fork puddles. Watch our new special, Fan Fiction Theater, on the Mythical Society now for free.