Welcome to Good Mythical More! We’re glad to have you for our special slumber party edition. Tonight, we are going to be spending some money to create the ideal slumber party. But first, we’re going to tell a 10 word story. Catch. This. Fat. Rodents. Once. Believed. All. Birds. Understand. Geography. When. They. Take. Flight. Okay. That works. Is there applause in this thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is there an applause button? Catch this fact. Rodents once believed all birds understand geography when they take flight. Which makes sense. Yep, yep. How much money do we have? They had a religion. We have ten dollars. So we can buy something from each thing. We got, um activities, movies, pranks, and breakfast. We’ve done, we’ve done some slumber parties. I mean, It seemed like girls did more slumber parties than guys, but sometimes we’d have a guy slumber party growing up. You mean, a slumber party is when there’s more than two people. Yeah. Right. So what? I remember sleeping at Adam’s house. Oh yeah. Sleepover versus a slumber party. Party ber party. Oh yeah. That would be the differentiation. Us guys had some sleepovers. We wouldn’t have slumber parties. What? Why? You only wanted? I thought that’s what you were saying. No, no, I was saying a sleepovers, like when you have one person over and a slumber party, you have to have more than one person. It was interesting because we didn’t, like– At Adam’s house, we had a slumber party. Yeah. Every, for like some people’s birthdays party, we would like. Go to the birthday party and then you would spend the night. I hated that. I got kids at my house. All like, I wake up in the morning any, any day. Sometimes weekdays, sometimes weekends. You got slumber party house. I, I walk down the, to the kitchen in my underoos, that’s my underwear. This, and uh, yeah, I wear a pajama. I wear this matching Mythical pajama set every night. You, you try to, you try to sell, sell it to the, uh, kids. And there’s just the kids. There’s just like a random, uh, teenage boy, just like. making something to eat for himself in my kitchen. Cold pizza, cereal, pancakes, and breakfast burritos. We are Slumber Party Central. Um I don’t really care about breakfast. Most of the time I don’t know their names. At a slumber party. Dads are not supposed to know the names of their kids friends, right? Right. That’s what I’m counting on, too. Uh, no, I do know their names. For a long time, I didn’t. If you come, if you come over twice, I’m not, you don’t count yet. You know what I’m saying? But what is that inter, okay, you’re in your underwear. There’s a strange teenage boy. You don’t know that teenage boy’s name. So, is the appropriate thing to do to be like, Hello. I don’t talk to him. Oh, okay, you just, you just, you just ignore each other. No, I’m just like, what’s up, man? What’s up? What’s your name? No, you don’t ask, because you don’t care. If they’ve been there three times, I ask them their name. Oh. Oh! You have to have been there three times before you ask or before you know? Before you even ask. Six times before I know. Okay, so your question’s more like, how many times have you been here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you a third timer? You’ve been hanging around. What’s most important in your mind? Activity, movie, prank, or breakfast? Food. Breakfast. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The party’s over by then. That’s the least important thing. But you’re thinking about it. If you’re me, you’re thinking about it the whole time. Okay, well, pick your breakfast first. But I will say that almost every one of these options is pretty enjoyable to me. Well, you get to choose something, but where are you gonna spend the most money? I think between movies or activity. Pranks are fun, but that’s like icing on the cake. I’m gonna spend my first money on, uh, what is light as a feather, stiff as a board again? That’s three dollars. Is that, um, like a seance type thing? Like a spooky– That’s when you lift someone up to Satan. Oh, but a Ouija board is more fun than that and it’s cheaper. I’m definitely going Ouija board because it’s a great activity. Never gets old. You know what’s also a great activity is the activity that the belly itcher, not a pitcher, has to do. Which is? You gotta scratch the winner’s belly. Do you, are you itching? Oh yeah, I got a bad, got a bad itch. There’s only one way to solve it. How many times have you been over? Twice. I don’t want you to know my name after I’m doing that. Like a dog. I’ll do that more if you need it. I don’t make the teenage boys scratch my belly, okay? Just wanna, just wanna clear that up. Don’t start any rumors. I’m gonna go with the, well, do I want Truth or Dare? Because what can come out of that? There’s not any, like, make out games, because it’s not co ed? I’m not thinking it’s yeah, I don’t know. You were thinking about make out games? Well, no. There were never any girls there, except for that one time. That one time in high school at Michael’s house. And that’s what I’m thinking about. Mm hmm. It was a good night. It was a good night. What do we call that game? Turn off the lights, and when we turn them back on, everybody’s removed an article of clothing. Everyone has removed an article of clothing. I don’t know. We never named the game, but. I believe I came up with it, but I didn’t name it. Yeah. And everyone did it. We turned the lights off, turned them back on. Everybody removed their article of clothing. How far did it go? The underwear. The girls got into their underwear. What? In Buies Creek? It was wild. I was like, boy, I feel so powerful right now. And then I think we It was all limited to underwear. Oh, no, you’re too old. Sorry, I forgot. Did we, um. Yeah, that’s right. But then his mom knocked on the door. Remember that? I don’t remember. I thought that’s when we went skinny dipping. No, she knocked on the door and everybody put their clothes back on real fast. That’s the ending to the game. That was fun. I think I’m gonna go with Ouija board over Truth or Dare because. Yeah, right choice. It’s not co ed. I’m actually, in thinking about food, cold pizza is, I don’t like it, but waking up to Pancakes. It’s a meal that has to be prepared. You know what I’m saying? There’s something about ending a party with, like, somebody’s. Mom? Mom or dad making a big thing of pancakes. That’s better than people just getting into the cereal. This is the other thing I’m gonna ask. You have a strange teenage boy in your house who is alone in your kitchen just using it as if, like, is that, what’s changed here? I don’t, I feel as if I would not do that activity at the house of, you know, someone that you’re sleeping over at. You have to stay in your place, you can barely go pee, you have to hold it, your stomach’s growling until they wake up and they take you downstairs. We have a very, you know my wife. You know my wife. She is everyone’s favorite. And she’s so welcoming. She’s so hospitable and she has created an environment in our home in which people feel very welcome. Like a hostel. And then I’m just the other guy. I’m just the adult man who walks around. In, at, my, matching mythical set. Asking, asking questions to these teens. But when you were going to sleepover parties. Oh. I would have never gone and made myself something in there. Yes! Okay. Alright. Yeah, I would have never done that. It was a different era. Different era. What do I want next? Okay, I think I’m gonna go with the prank next. And, prank phone calls. Boy, that’s fun. I wasn’t great at it. They would always. We always figured out it was you. Yeah, because we would call people, like we would call the parents of people that we didn’t like. And we would prank the parents. Or the kids. We tried to prank the kid that we didn’t like, but if the parents answered, we’d just go with it. My brother was really good at it. I was pretty good at it, and you were really bad at it. Yeah. Um. They put me on the phone, and immediately He’s like, hey Link. Yeah, right. You always gave it you always gave us a. This isn’t Link, but I’ve succeeded in making you think it is it’s what I should have said, but I didn’t That would’ve have been a real curveball. I love a good prank call. I’m gonna go with that for $3. Um, the putting someone’s hand in warm water does not work, I’ve tried it multiple times. What you need to do is you need to have a second bowl of warm water that someone else is pouring on the crotch so at least they think it worked. I’m gonna go I don’t I mean, writing penis on someone’s forehead is like I don’t like when somebody has to go home with that. You know what I’m saying? Like ice in the sleeping bag? I’m going with you on prank phone calls because those are super, super duper fun. Super duper duper duper. I don’t remember I, I, I feel like all the quote pranks that the girls would do were actually like, in an effort to like, see your parts, or like, like it would be like, well, they, I remember being in the shower and they would like toss in a cold thing of water and like poke their head and I’m like, you’re just trying to, I don’t know, there’s something, there’s something weird about the way girls try and quote prank each other. It’s like, uh, they’re trying to educate, you know, it’s like a backhanded education. Maybe it’s just me, though. Show me yours. I’ve never, yeah, I’ve never had that experience. No one’s ever thrown cold water on me and then stuck their head in the shower. Nope. Me neither. But I’ve been to many slumber parties where we’ve watched CNN all night. I can’t do that. So how much money do I have left here? Lord of the Rings Trilogy? I’ve only got two dollars left. I mean, that’s a challenge. Through the night. But Scream is really fun. Even, I don’t like Scream, though. But it’s fun in that, in a sleepover environment. I think I’m, I don’t like any of these options, cause I can’t afford either, I can’t afford the horror movie or Lord of the Rings. Scream would be my, my go to, but that would be $11. You might as well get more food. I, I, I don’t care about food. Cause I’m gonna go for Scream. What we’re gonna do at my slumber party, is we’re not gonna watch anything. We’re gonna, right when you would start a horror movie, we’re gonna go outside. That’s what we always did at my slumber parties. You go outside, you get. Like Flashlight War? You get into something. You play a game outside. Or you go to the country club gate and harass the. Oh, I know. The gate attendant. I really thought, so you just don’t have money to choose Scream, cause like, having a horror movie, you and your mom would watch the horror movies, but you wouldn’t make me watch them. Appreciate that. Yeah, I didn’t watch them with, like, groups of kids at home, either. Never did that. I would only watch a horror movie in a group. If forced to. So that’s what I’ve done. I’ll move this so I don’t spill it. So we’re gonna have cereal with our pancakes. Wow! Two options, huh? Okay, so Starchy morning. What am I left with? What am I left with? Six, seven, eight, I can only take, I can take another two dollar, or I can take two one dollars. So we can. Don’t have a talent show. We can’t, I don’t want a talent show. I, be, I, uh. My, uh, belly is itching a little bit. Can you be more into it? Oh yeah! So into it. There you go. I’m so into it. Hey, don’t be that into it. Somewhere in the middle. I’m so into it. Yeah, there you go. I’m so into it. Okay, a little bit lower. Not too much. Not too, not too low. Just right here, right, right. That’s a little, that’s a little ticklish. Okay, I’m done, because you were done. I am going to get, uh, oh! It’s picking it up! I am going to circle. Uh. I’m gonna put, we’re gonna have a big prank night. I’m gonna put hand in water. And like I said, crotch it. You’re not eating anything? No, just send him home packing, man. It’s a good way to get him out of the house. Oh, you’re hungry? Go somewhere. Ah. You don’t want them hanging around in the morning. The next morning of a slumber party, it’s no longer the slumber party. Well, when these teens spend the night at my house, they wake up at, like, no earlier than 11. Sometimes they’re there until, like, the next day. Like, or not just, that’s not when the day, the day doesn’t change at noon. They’re through into the afternoon, sometimes. You gotta get them out of there, man. Uh, are you interviewing me now? I think so, yeah. Well, uh, I don’t feel like I want to be a representative for, for, for this cause. What are you wearing? I’m wearing the Matching Mythical set. I wear it every night, and sometimes during the day, like today. You like when boys hang out at your house? No, I do not. I distinctly do not like that. Have any strange boys in your house seen you in your pajamas? No comment. Link, do you have strange teenagers that appear in your house in the morning? No. Nope. Um. They’re not into sleepovers? Lando, he isn’t, he doesn’t have, he. I respect that. He likes, he likes his own space. I really respect that, yeah. He’ll hang out with people and then he’ll be like, Peace out, I’m, I’m going to my bed when I want to, I’m waking up when I want to, and when I get up to eat the breakfast that I want, I don’t have to, trying to get you to leave passive aggressively. It is a weird concept, like, I want you to, I want you to sleep next to me. Well, they don’t, they. Are you talking, what? At my parties. The concept of a sleepover. At Shepard’s parties, it’s not, Shepard’s room is so dirty all the time that they don’t actually use his room. They sleep all over the house. His room’s too dirty. There’ll be, like, three of them in the living room. There’ll be, like, one in the, there’s another room with a couch. It’s just, like, random kids It’s like It’s like a, uh, uh a hostel. That’s what I said. It’s like an overflowing hostel. I, um. So sometimes Shepard will be, like, the only one in his room, and then the other kids are just spread throughout the home. That ain’t bad. Sometimes he’s probably not there, I’m guessing. I don’t, I don’t, I try not to keep up with it too closely. I try not to keep up with my kids. Is what he’s saying. I can track the location of my son, though. You talk about his room being dirty, though. When we were, we had a party over there and like, right when I got there, I was catching up with Shep and talking about his record collection. And I was like, Yeah, I wanna see it. And he was like, Oh, you wanna see it? He was like, Okay. And then, um, we started going upstairs and then he turned around and he was like, Just let me, let me, let me tidy things up a little bit. So I went back down to the party and then like two hours later, he’s like, I’m like, uh, can I look at your record collection? He’s like, just almost. And because of that conversation, Jesse was so happy. Jesse was like, this is the first time he’s cleaned his room in months. He cleaned his entire room just so me and Lando could look at his record collection. Yeah. How was it? It was, uh, small. Oh, that was the cleanliness of the room. It was very curated. It was cool. It was cool. He had, uh, he had a very fancy Gambino album. I don’t know. His room seemed fine to me when I went in there. Yeah, after two hours of playing. Two hours of work. I try not to be one of those parents who just insist on the kids, uh, You know, I’m just like. It’s your space. Just like, learn your own lessons in there. Don’t expect me to ever come in there, though. You know, it’s like, If you’re constantly on him about cleaning the room. You gotta choose your battles. Yeah, I’m just like, okay, whatever man, you’ll figure it out. There are things, I mean, a little bit of hygiene goes a long way, but like, the body hygiene, we push harder on that than the room hygiene. Yeah, he doesn’t have an issue with that. Yeah, but that’s more of like, when you’re in middle school and you don’t know what’s happening to your body. How to wash. How to wash and how much you actually stink. Right, yeah. How much you actually stink. How much do you actually stink? Not a lot actually. Because? I wash. All right. Um, any shout outs you want to, you want to give? Uh, I want to shout out to, uh, any of the kids who’ve been to my house more than six times. Because their names are Um, uh. Ander, isn’t there like a, they all have weird names like Ander and like Persimmon Man and, they’re like, like LA like weird school, like art school kid names like, okay, Jaguar the third. It’s not Ander. It is Xander. And we do not have a persimmon as far as I know, but if your name is Persimmon, I will not forget it. Aquaboy Jr. I don’t think we have any boys who have the name boy in their name. I think.. Uh, Silly? Isn’t there a girl named Silly? Yeah, we have a Silly. No, we don’t. Not a bad name for a girl. Silly. Silly Neal. The perfect way to elevate all of your meals, the Last Meals bar set is available now at mythical.com