Welcome to Good Mythical More. There is an app, or it’s more of a website, where people can log being attacked by a crow. And you would be very surprised at how many people have been attacked by a crow and have lived to tell the tale. And they then tell the tale. Tell the tale. Which we will read the tales. They have told the tale. Let’s tell a little tale. Okay. A ten word story about crows. When. Crows. Erase. Memories. Snakes. Build. Homes. In. Crows. Nests? No. Mines. Mines. When crows erase memories, snakes build homes in Crows nests. No. Mines. Crows are really smart. They’re some of the smartest creatures on this planet. When you take everything into account. Top ten for sure. You know, super smart. Apparently they attack people. I’m looking at this map and I don’t know what’s going on. But up here in Vancouver. There is a lot of crow attacks. Holy moly. Yeah there’s some in Seattle too. But like, whoa, Vancouver apparently is known. Whoa. As the crow attack capital of the world and specifically like right here. Oh you see that like what’s the top of Vancouver I guess that would be North Vancouver. That’s like downtown. Like, not North Vancouver, but like, just near Stanley Park, on that little point, in downtown. Downtown’s really got them. See, and if we click on any of these, aggressiveness 1, which is low, crow in tree swooped down twice. Did not hit me. Okay, find another one. I thought you were exaggerating about the intelligence of crows. No. But then they googled it, and it says that they’re often compared to the intelligence of a seven year old human child. Yeah, listen, I’ve been trying to advocate for the intelligence of crows for years. No one’s listening. Like, if you get a crow as a pet, as a baby, Not advised. You can train it to talk better than a parrot. You can send it to third grade. It can go and do things and then it will come back and it’s, their language is incredible. Just the language that they speak to each other. The language they speak to each other is like. And that’s just one thing. That’s one type of thing. There’s another one. They’ve got all kinds of ones. And then sometimes I hear them be like What’s up? Yep, yep, that’s it. I hear that sometimes too. Uh, there’s a, there’s a little murder of crows on my walk and they, uh, do not like me. But there’s a, there’s a woman at the end of the street who feeds them breads every morning and she, they are her friend. Yeah, I, I, I kinda wanna befriend a crow. So we have an aggressiveness of four, just so you know. Yes, it goes to five. Okay. Uh, what happened? Swooped and attacked my head twice. Okay. And if you click on something that’s not one, it’ll give you the opportunity to create an entry. Okay. That’s the same one. Let’s get another one. Oh, five! Crow dropping down, hitting head. I bet it hurts. Especially at a five. One. Crow swooped at my head. Above the parade entrance. Let’s get out of downtown a little bit. Swooped and smashed onto my head with talons! And that’s still an aggressiveness three. Go to the Granville Bridge. Like these people are just like walking around. I was walking a guy hitting the back of the head by a crow. We know it’s a crow. They know what they’re doing. That’s the thing. You don’t understand. They do understand. It landed on my head and scratched at me. I was just walking by. Can you believe it? This is Vancouver. Swooped down and clawed top of head. I was there. Didn’t really see crows, but it was like, right after Christmas. Crow attacked my head from behind. Man told me three people were attacked here today already. Dang, what are they, I wonder what they’re gonna do about it. We’re not gonna do anything about it. Besides this. Good God. I mean, here we are advocating for the Intelligence of crows, we might need, we need to be advocating for the eradication of Vancouver violent crows. We have an aggressiveness of one. Hit my head, that’s all it says. They go for the head quite a bit. Let’s get down here. Oh, here’s a good one. Swooped past my head twice, I crossed the road and it followed and aggressively cawwed and flapped wings. I walked up to eighth and it did not follow. They’re territorial. Five. Very aggressive. Come on, we finally have a five and that’s all you wanna say? Nest in one of the trees on Maine with a fledgling learning to fly. Oh, that’s nice. Saw multiple people walking by and getting in the cars getting swooped. Aggressiveness two. Crossed the street to avoid the crow but followed me and landed on my head. Small scratch which bled a little and took some hair. Dang. Oh, speaking of hair, um, you need to be wrapped in tin foil. Oh, okay. Well, I’m gonna, I’m gonna be reading these. Keep an arm out. Uh, can you grasp, can you grasp this? Can you close the left arm? Um, I’ll do this. Cause I, I gotta do the crow, the crow. Can you lean forward? Three crows called and swooped close behind me a few times, but no attack. Arm up. Swooped and I had to duck to avoid, didn’t chase the swoop again. See, my, my question is, if we go, like, Let’s go back, let’s get, let’s go out of Vancouver. Lean forward. And let’s see, let’s see what these American crows are doing down here in Seattle. In Seattle there’s much less. Less. But I gotta, okay. Crows began dive bombing my head. I think they’re coming down from Canada. Crow dive bombed my head and was cawing, flying around. Arm up. Swooped and hit the back of my head. Left a small scratch which bled a fair bit. Will attempt to bribe with peanuts in the future. That’s a good idea. Okay. Going down here. Arm up. West Seattle. Dive bomb me every day on my walk. Have to wear a baseball cap. So apparently caps will prevent bleeding. That makes sense. Crow cap they call it. All right, I’m gonna zoom all the way out and see if we can get some You still getting good reception? I’m getting a lot better reception now. Arm up. Left arm. Okay. So if I go Ooh. All right, so I’m gonna go Let’s go, let’s go to North Carolina. Oh, there’s not one there, but there’s one Over here they don’t use the, either crows don’t attack on the East Coast much, or they don’t use this I just think we don’t complain a lot. aggressive diving in Virginia. Um, In New York, Aggressiveness 4, In 2005, Russell Crow threw a phone at me. In Philly, What happened in Philly? Uh, Nothing. I love my crows. I am the crow lady and we will rise again. So some people are, so people are just messing in the US. People are messing. Aggressiveness 5 up here in Yonkers got robbed. Got robbed, yeah. I’m recyclable. Well, somebody did one out in the ocean. They’re deadly and aggressive at the beach. Hello! Torso and left arm are recyclable. I don’t like these people taking advantage of this, of Crow Tracks. Ah! Can you imagine, dude? In Florida, we got one attack, level 4, running on sidewalks around this area. What? Can’t hear you. I have been dive bombed by aggressive crows. Can I hear you at all? We’ve got one in the Dominican Republic. Let’s see. Gettin warm in here. Just one. Oh, look at this. What? Aggressiveness 4. For almost a month, a crow was flying over me, trying to hit me. This happened when I was going to work at 6. 20am. Took a long time to get to work. That’s all you got from the Dominican Republic? Yeah, that’s it. Okay. It takes a little while to zoom back out. Did you get one from Texas? Did you try that one? Louisiana? Mm mm. Oh, gosh. You gotta really zoom in to get these things. Nope. You gotta zoom in more. Oh! Oh, here we go. Here we have a five. Louisiana. Attention, we have a five. Mini, mini, mini. Crows flew in from distant, different directions and prepared for attack from overhead wires, poles, and trees. I swung my hoodie in a circular motion overhead to deter an attack from the rear. That’s it. Now, yeah, that’s something a baseball cap cannot do. We got two in South America. Uh, what did you do? We’ve lost, we’ve lost. I’m back. Oh, okay. We have another fiber. Okay, here we go. Um, math Female sweet female crow. Alright, got man down in Sao Paulo. We’ve got very aggressive growth. Five. Fudo Pour. Five Poms. Five Poms. Adam Corvo, mass Meso. Assustador. Assustador. I was, I was yelling for assistance. Go back to uh, English speaking countries. Oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, look we got some in uh, We got one in the United Kingdom. In London. Oh, you’ve already done that one. No, I didn’t. Oh, it’s a Russell Crowe one. In 2004, Russell Crowe punched me while eating at Zuma. Okay. Funny. You know, ironically, the crows have their own form of database about us humans, too. Oh, I’m sure they do. But it’s, but it’s all, like, word of beak. And it travels. I definitely think that they know me and my dogs. Alright, we got one. Cassie tries to, like, implant herself on crows. She’ll also, like, tell them. Yeah, she’ll also tell them our address, which I’m like, I don’t think that’s what they do. Like, they’re not, you know, they don’t take your address in and then come to you, but I think they can. She just yells our address at crows a lot. That. Uh, I mean, and she’s hoping for that they’ll come visit. The crows to show up. I don’t know. I don’t know if she wants them to show up after all this. The best way to get them to show up is to get a tape, and a loudspeaker, and play the sounds of crows. And they will show up at your house. A tape. Yeah, I had one at one point. Get a crow tape. I gave it away. Crow versus owl. Crow versus owl fight was my favorite track. And I’m not You guys think I’m making this crap up. I’m not. It was, uh, it was, it’s audio of, of crows fighting an owl. Yeah, if crows think that I surmised that. Crows are fighting an owl, they’ll show up. Also, you can have baby crow trapped by owl. You can, you can probably just download it off of, like, Napster. Hey, we got one in Just go on LimeWire. One in all of, uh, Australia. Aggressiveness 4. In 1999, Russell Crowe assaulted me at the Plantation Hotel. This is one person traveling the world just so they can prank us about Crowe. Listen, the people at Crowe Tracks, y’all need to have some sort of automatic thing so that when people put Russell Crowe in their description, it automatically doesn’t let them do it. And you know what? Throw Russell Brand in there, too. Yeah, yeah. Oh, we got one on the island out here. What? It says This is the middle of the ocean. Middle of the ocean. Aggressiveness 4. Is your kid okay? I think someone was trying to DM someone and used the wrong website. Isn’t this wholesome? Content. Are you content? I’m having trouble finding the crow sounds on Spotify, but there are a lot of owl sounds. Oh, Spotify. I have a very detailed story here, the longest one I’ve seen. Aggressiveness 5. This is coming out of the Los Angeles area. This is where we live. Mm hmm. It’s more Santa Clarita. No, L. A. A large crow landed in our backyard. It was dying. It didn’t make a sound, but crows began to gather, filling the trees and wires surrounding the yard. They remained until the bird died. Then they flew off. It felt like they were paying. They ran out of room. Felt like they were paying. For that. There was a hit? Oh, we got one. Don’t leave until he’s dead. Make sure he’s dead. Come back with his head. The closest we can get to Burbank is from Montebello. We’ve got Aggressiveness 4 and we’ve got uh, the S word. Mm hmm. Attacked me. Shhh. Attacked me. I think they were writing it as they were being attacked. Attack me! Ooh. Oh, okay. This is out in Covina. Circling, dive bombing to my head, sent me running for cover. I was 10, 1962, and had killed a crow with a BB gun the day before in my backyard. They waited to attack me the next day as I walked across the workman’s schoolyard on my way to ran out of room. They got a character limit. We need to make, uh We gotta big up the character limit. But I don’t think people know that there’s a character limit, so they don’t try to fit it. Let’s just submit one that’s too long. The Crow Trax needs a few updates. If you click on it, does it open up, baby? No, it doesn’t. It’s kind of sad that this person may have written, like, three more pages. Because that was pretty cool. I mean, the crows remembered this person. They knew that they shot the BB gun, and that’s what killed their friend. Not all birds would know that. Most birds do not. Crows are smart. If I haven’t said it Up until this point, I’m gonna say it now. Crows are smart. Thank you I am sweaty. Well, it’s freezing up on me, you know? I love to keep the fun going. You know what? I think, um, I think that’s plenty. I mean, watch out for crows. Yep. 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