Welcome to Good Mythical More, let’s taste some weird new snacks that Sporked has discovered as good. But first, let’s name a pet. This one is from Alethia Flight. Oh gosh, it’s one of those. It’s a hairless cat. It’s one of those. Yes, the cat is hairless. But not blanketless. Look at those eyes. It’s too much like a bat, I’m sorry. I, I’m, I’m afraid to bet, I’m sure it’s sweet, I’m sure it has a great personality, I’m sure you’re very close to it. The hand. It’s under the blanket, that’s a cute setting. Uh, but I think I’m gonna sit this one out. Um, slim. That’s good. Anubis. Anubis. What is anubis? Anubis. Come on then. Anubis. Gwyned. Anubis. Anubis. No, no, no, no. A nudist. Anubis. Anubis. Anubis. A nudist without hair. Anubis coffee. Anubis coffee. Yeah, a nude, a nude cat, but not an Anubis. I think, actually, but I think that that’s the, uh, that’s the protocol of the Anubis colonies. I think you’re, you’re supposed to trim up before that, right? I would hope so. I could get bad quick. Do whatever you want, I think. I think it’s all free going. At my nudist colony, absolutely not. Nobody here. And it’s called Anubis Colony. Where is this? Desert? No, by the ocean for sure. Okay, okay. Yeah, but somewhere warm. You know about, there’s a place, they say, I haven’t been, there’s a place in Big Sur, where after a certain time, so basically there’s people who are like can pay to go and be there, but then after a certain time They let you in free if you’re under a certain age like over over 18, but like under like 30 or something like that because people get naked in the hot tubs. Okay. And the old people who are paying would rather see people in their 20s naked. I understand. I understand that. I’d rather see that hairless cat in a hot tub. Yep. What you got for us today? I have weird new snacks. Isn’t that fun? Weird new snacks! So, I think that we should start with a frozen one. So let’s try the frozen fruit. This is something that I feel like has like gotten trendy. Weird. It’s frozen fruit that’s sour. Oh, Riot. Yeah, have you heard of this? Oh, well I’ve seen people doing this. Sour grapes. They take a grape and they, I’ve seen people making this homemade. Yes. As a little snack. So I think this is like the brand, the brand version of a homemade snack. It’s like dipped in. Sour stuff and frozen, yes. I think it’s mostly just like citric acid. I’m gonna pour a few out just so you can see it. Ew, they look gross. Yeah, they do. Ew. Oh, it smells good. These are gonna be good. I’m scared. I don’t like to bite into frozen things. Oh. Oh man. Wow, it hurts the teeth. That’s nice. Oh my gosh. Do you have strong teeth? I mean, I’m in a lot of pain, but I sort of like it. Wow! The combination of sour and cold is too much for me. Yeah. Oh, gosh. I’m with Link on this. I think it’s so aggressive. I can’t do it. Wow, it feels more like a– Gonna do it again. I like it. It’s more like a, like a challenge than like a thing you eat to enjoy yourself. Woo! You like it? They are so sour. Yeah, this is a trend, man. These are big for a reason. Good gracious. Cause some of us can take it. You know, I like it. It is, but it is an experience. Woo! I just think that sometimes food’s not all about comfort, sometimes it’s about a challenge. And this challenged me in a way, but now I feel good. You know what I’m saying? It like, it was, it scared me a little bit when I bit into it. And then it comforted me. I’m still feeling sour. I know! I had two of them. Let’s put them back for me. Putting them back. This table is, uh, this table is sterile. Definitely. It’s a sterile wood. It’s an experience. What do you think is the grossest thing that’s happened on this table ever? So I think– Good God. Probably something that wasn’t recorded. What? What? I don’t know why I said that. Let’s not worry about it. Okay, so we’re gonna try, the next thing we’re gonna try I haven’t tried this yet. It’s, um, ice cream that tastes like Skyline Chili. It’s Skyline Chili flavored ice cream. Do you still like me? With oyster crackers? Maybe, yeah. Yeah, with oyster crackers. Look at that. Skyline Chili. It’s crazy. It’s obviously a gimmick. Yeah. Don’t put it there, Gwyn. That’s the last place you can put things on the show. Um, listen. So, have you had Skyland Chili before? No, tell me about that. So, it’s, like, it’s a hot, it’s a hot dog chili, or like, yeah, it’s an Ohio thing. You put on spaghetti. Oh, yes, you have had it. They put on spaghetti. Yes. Are there chunks in it? No, it’s pretty much. It looks like it’s just oyster. Oh, it is. Oyster crackers. So the thing about it is it’s like it’s spiced in a way that’s like actually a little bit sweet, like it has like cinnamon in it, um, so it makes a little bit of sense to turn it into a sweet snack, but they’re also just being probably a little obnoxious. It doesn’t taste like meat. It tastes like the seasonings that they put in chili. It’s very pumpkin spice esque to me. It almost gets a little Old Bay meets pumpkin spice. I’m not gonna finish what’s on my, you’re 0 for 2 for me. I kind of like it. No? Listen. I’m surprised. Skyline spice with oyster crackers. So here’s the thing. If you like pumpkin spice things, I think you would really like this. I think it’s okay. I’ll go with my third bite, but I think it’s okay. I mean, it’s weird. We’re in weird territory, so some people would like it. Definitely, and my other thought about it is the ice cream itself is very delicious. Like, it’s a very sweet ice cream. It’s a good ice cream. I think this is a win. It’s got crackers in it. No, but that, you know the Ben Jerry’s flavors that have, like Hard ingredients. Weird textures. Yeah, but not crackers. Some of them do. There are some cracker flavors. Really? Like graham cracker. I think it fits the bill, man. I think it’s better than the grapes. I agree with that. I agree with that too. Give us a little rotation here. Well, how about we try some new Cheetos that are pizza flavored. Alright. Alright, I’m, I’m open to this. I mean, that’s like not too crazy, right? Cheetos Puffs. Puffs. Okay. I love Cheetos Puffs. Pizza flavor, okay. They’re my ultimate most coveted snack. Is a Cheetos Puff. Put it on the sterile environment. It’s kind of interesting that this has never been done before. It’s your favorite snack? I think that I do. I think it’s like you put me in the snack aisle and you’re like, you can pick any one thing. Cheetos Puffs are what I would pick. Mmm, they’re good. I don’t buy them for myself because I don’t think that I deserve good things. Right. That’s a good way to live. Here’s what they’ve done. And here’s what they haven’t done. Which you want me to give you first? Here’s what they’ve done. They’ve made a good pizza flavor. Because what they haven’t done is they haven’t made it like a combos pizza flavor or like what you would normally think because it’s just cheese pizza. At the end it has that. It doesn’t have like a pepperoni… I like them. Artificiality. I like it, but I don’t, here’s the thing. These are good. I don’t think it’s weird enough to be at the top of a weird snacks list. Yeah. I mean, it ain’t that weird. It’s not that weird. If you bring that to a party, people be like, oh, cool. Pizza Cheeto Puffs? Yeah, let me try them. Yeah, they wouldn’t be like, ooh, weird. It’s a strong second place. I gotta highly recommend these, though. I really like them as well. They’re like, almost a little garlicky. Um, but, I think they could be saltier, which I think is a thing you don’t usually say about salty snacks. You know, that would be an interesting, um, that would be an interesting show. Munchies. Highly recommended would be the name of it. Uh huh. Yeah. Get it? No. Yes. You want that one? I do, I do, I do, I do. You want that one? Yeah. Somebody’s gonna do that. Somebody’s gonna do that. Would you like a bag of fish heads? I do. No, why? Cause I don’t have any. Okay. How about Vlasic pickle balls? What? Pickle balls? Yeah. Are they trying to get in on the pickle ball train? Yeah. They’re playing off the popularity of pickle balls. So they are corn puffs. Again, I’m gonna, oh! Look at that coloration! Wow. They look like they should be green apple flavored. Woo! Okay, now these are weird. Good. But they’re good. So good. Mm. Mm hmm. They’re right here. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. I love when they do a pickle snack and it’s actually briny tasting and not just dilly tasting. Yep. This has dilly and briny. My own, my pickle go to is the Quaker Rice discs. I love those. Those are very good. This is number one though, right? These are brinier than those. Yeah, I agree. But they’re really good. There’s a really disgusting color, but they taste good. I love the packaging. Anybody gonna argue with me putting this in number one? Those are great, dude. They’re really good. That is danger. Um, do you guys play pickleball? In your spare times? I was gifted a set. You were? And I’ve never opened it. You could have a pickleball court right there by your house. That would be awesome. My friend has a pickleball court at her house. Everything would go over the fence. Oh, really? And that’s why she’s your friend? Yeah. That’s why she stays your friend? She has a swimming pool and a hot tub and a pickleball court. Ooh, stay on her good side. Right? I know. How do you, how do you find your way over there? You know, you come up with reasons? I’m always inventing reasons to go over the soccer ball over the fence and be like, Oh, sorry, I gotta get it. No, she said friend, not neighbor. It’s a friend, yeah. But, I mean, I guess you’d have to ask her. No, but you can still do it. You drive over and kick a ball over. You could be like, I’m sorry, I was in the neighborhood playing kickball and I kicked it into your yard. Oh, hey! So do you play pickleball at her house? Yeah. Yeah, it’s so fun. I love tennis that doesn’t make you run. Yeah, I’m totally, I’m all about it, but I’ve never played it. It’s fun. Like, I would go into it without shame. I would be like, I know this is trendy, but I’m here for it. Yeah. No, I was gonna say, you guys are both very, like, tall people and it’s a small court. We’ve got reach. I would never move. But yeah, you would, like, do really well. Um. Okay, but we’ll get to that later. We’ll play Pickleball later, but right now we’re gonna try some Butterbeer Hershey Kisses. Butterbeer. Yeah, like Harry Potter. I, uh, I had the Butterbeer at Universal at one point. Okay, what did you think? I was like, this ain’t for me. Mmm, I didn’t, I’ve never had it. It smells very butterscotchy. That was a one time thing. That’s what I thought to myself. It’s got white stuff in the middle. Ooh, that’s sweet. But I will say, in kiss form. Kiss. In kiss form. It’s pretty nice. It’s not bad. It makes, it works as a candy better than it works as a drink. I agree with that. I just don’t I’m not a I just. You don’t like this flavor, the butterscotch. I don’t like candies a lot. And I don’t like butterscotch and I don’t like buttery candies. This is not for you, man, because this is like. This is a tough, tough day for me, but I got two. I got two that I’m really liking. Do you think this deserves to be above the fruits? No. So it’s in last place right now. I think it’s in a good spot. I think so too. It’s way too sweet. Like, you can eat one of those and then you’re just like, I hope I don’t have to eat more of that. Yeah, I ate two, but I agree. So they’re making a Harry Potter series. They are? Yeah. Oh. It’s on like Max or something. Um, I watched all of the, um, Harry Potter movies in the theater cause they showed them at a movie theater in Los Angeles and I’d never seen any of them before. But if you asked me a single question about any of those movies I wouldn’t be able to answer it. Why is that? It just won’t go in. It just, it all ran together? It won’t click, yeah. Yeah! What’s the wizard’s name? Um, the, which, aren’t there a lot of wizards? Just pick one. The good one or the bad one? Harry Potter. Okay. Okay. Hey, that’s right. What’s the head of the school, what’s his name? Dumbledore. Okay, alright. Okay, so I lied, he asked me a question. Playing him in the series. Really? Yeah. I love John Lithgow. Yeah. Yeah, he’s in a Brian De Palma movie that’s really good, Raising Cain. Have you seen it? Oh, yeah, it’s a crazy movie Also, third rock from the Sun. I don’t know. I’m a fan. Oh Yeah, never that one. He played, he plays. That’s an alien. Mm hmm. He plays the serious dad. That’s that that’s funny and is never in on the joke. That’s his role. I love it. Yeah. Totally. That’s Dumbledore for ya. Um, okay. How about golden Sriracha Doritos? What a beautiful bag. It looks expensive. A dollar. You bring that to the party. This bold twist on Sriracha is pure gold. It actually made them gold? Without, you know, getting too orange. I wasn’t familiar with the concept of golden sriracha in general, but I guess it exists. These are good. Wow. It’s very tangy at first. Mm hmm. Then it’s hot. Mm hmm. Spicy. Mm hmm. That’s really interesting. They’re very interesting. Super good. Mm. Sweet. Kind of fruity, like a pep, like a pepper kind of fruitiness, though, I think. Right? It’s hard to put your finger on it. I think these are better than the cheese puffs. I think they’re better than the ice cream. I agree. We’re loving those. Golden Sriracha. Tangy and sweet, as it says on there. I know, and they’re right. They did not steer us wrong. They’re good, though, and it tastes good with the flavor of the Dorito, I think. I want one of these, because I do like these better. I’m gonna eat this. Oh, God. Oh, my God. I just blew, like Cheeto dust everywhere. Um, okay. That’s okay. Now we’re gonna try Post Malone Oreos. Oh! I had these. Oh, you did? Okay. Now, we’re, we’re, this is our boy, this is our friend, this is our guy. I’m gonna withhold judgment until you try them, but I will say, I was shopping for the, uh, Super Bowl party, and I saw Post Malone in the Vons, and I was like, He’s not actually here, is he? No, it was a cardboard cutout of him. And, uh, he was holding a bunch of these. They push, they’re pushing really hard. And I was like, I gotta get my boys Oreos. Does it say what flavor they are? They’re salted caramel. Oh! And then shortbread. Shortbread. Cream. Yeah, shortbread, cream, and just try them. Do you just bite it or do you twist it? I think you just bite it. I think you kind of have to because of the dual layer situation here. Wow. I want to twist it kind of because there’s like, it’s like crazy swirly inside. There’s a lot of cream in this. That is good. And it’s, okay, so on the outside you’ve got two different cookies. Mm hmm. And then on the inside, you’ve got the two, oh and it swirls. Mm hmm. It swirls. That is thoughtful. Which I’ll think. I really like it. I like it a lot better than I thought I would. Because I don’t typically love salted caramel stuff, but They were a hit at the party. Approved by all. Amazing. I think that Oreos always should have milk with them. Personally. Well, we gotta put these up here. And almond milk. I mean, I feel like. Below the golden, I mean, how weird, though? I think people would think that’s weird. You give that to grandma and she’s like, What kind of Oreo is this? You know? They have a lot going on. I think it’s below the golden, for me, below the golden sriracha. Yeah, but, well. It’s our friend. It’s our friend. But I do like it. It’s our friend. It’s our friend. It’s our friend. Give him a solid number two. He asked us if he should do it and we said yes. A solid number two. That’s all I want out of him. I had a really solid number two after that Super Bowl party. Yeah, I want to thank Post Malone for that. Yay, Posty. I don’t know what to say. Spring savings sale this week only at Mythical. com. Check it out while you can.