Welcome to Good Mythical More. We have teeth. Can we decide what animal they were plucked from? And which employee did the yanking? But first, we gotta tell you about the new show. The reality show that we’ve been so into lately. Oh my god. I Put Adele On You. And, uh, it is exactly what you think. It is a social experiment game where there is, at the beginning of the episode, there are a group of people, a thousand approximately, and one of them has Adele placed lightly on them. At some point. Blindfolded. We’re not talking about, like, uh those hills in Wisconsin. Correct. I mean, that is what I thought. That’s why I started watching. But then, when it became the British singer, I was even more. A thousand different women come in and sit on the laps of the thousand participants and one of them is Adele. And, uh, by feel alone, they must guess which one is Adele. And it’s basically the whole show. Basically the whole season. They’re going around one by one, and they ask somebody, you think Adele’s sat on you? And, uh, the funny thing is, is the majority of the 1, 000 people, approximately 650 said yes, because it just, it’s the way people think. Everyone thinks that they’re the special one. Right. You know, and they’ve got great reasons for why they think Adele sat on them. And there is a hot tub that they, like, get into and, like, make out and stuff, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not with Adele, just with each other. Right, right, right. Sometimes Adele will be sitting on the hot tub. Yep. If she’s got time. Mmm. Bring in the first tooth. I love animal teeth. Tooth. I love ’em. Toothy. Okay, here’s the first one. This is one, Link. So what are, what is? This is, quite a root. What are the numbers for? So that Stevie will know. Yeah. Ooh, this is something, this is a meat eating. So you think four-legged animal. All of that, um, yellow stuff is sublingual. Yeah. Yep. I mean, subgumule? Like, I would say bear is a candidate. Good gracious. Because it’s so big. Yeah, it can’t be a wolf because Yeah, it’s too big for a wolf. I mean Are these animals that are currently on Earth? Or are they maybe extinct? This one is. Although, we’ve talked about this particular type because you seem to know a lot of facts about it. It looks like a lagoon. I know a lot of facts about this animal? Well, I could say that about any of these animals, I suppose, but I remember us talking about this one. Well, I was saying, I was thinking bear, because of the, because of the depth of the, More specifically. Oh, polar bear. No. Grizzly bear. Yeah. Okay. Grizz, this is a grizzly bear. Cause you wanna tell everyone again about what your facts are about grizzly bears? If you’re in California, California. If you’re in California and you see a bear. And it’s brown. And it’s brown. It’s a black bear. If you see a brown If you see a black bear, it’s a black bear. If you see a blonde bear, it’s a black bear. It’s all one species. If you see a grizzly bear in California, it’s a black bear. Well, you’re not gonna see a grizzly bear in California unless it’s someone’s pet. Exactly. Ha ha ha! You probably won’t die, however, there was a woman that was killed by a black bear recently in the United States. Oh really? Bear hug? I don’t know the details. This is cool though. But you just get an idea of how powerful the bite would be by how large the root of that tooth is. I know. Now I will say some of these are real and some of these are replicas. Yeah. And this one’s a Replica. Replica. I think, I think we’re going to want to keep all of these in our, uh, Necklaces. In our case. In our office. What do you think about that? Okay, well. I mean, we have a saber tooth, let’s go with the second one. The second one. We have a saber tooth tiger skull in our office. It is not real. So we can add these things. This tooth could not hurt someone. This is, this tooth is like corn. It’s a little, well, I guess the, is the, it’s like corn is is that the root though? I think the corny part Oh, is the root. Let me see. I think this is the actual tooth here. This little thing. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It’s like a molar. You’re correct, sir. It’s a, it’s very. Rectangular. Actually, I think that this is the front of the tooth. And I think it is a beaver. Nope. But it’s something like that. I mean, it’s an animal. It’s a large rodent. It’s a large rodent that Are we in Rodentia? You’re on the right track with This animal It’s a grazer. Oh, this is a cow tooth. Closer. Um, what’s close to a cow? A horse tooth? No, it’s more It’s not thick enough for a pig. It’s more, not exotic, but it is technically more exotic than a cow and a horse. Uh, gazelle. You mean like an elk or something? Yes! Elk. It’s elk? Is it real? Yeah, yeah. No. You look like a You look like a, like a gap tooth. I got one elk tooth. They ran out of human tooth. That’s cool though. That’s cool what you did there. Keep doing that. Keep being that person. Did I tell you about my dentist appointment? Dentist. We got a lot of these. Let’s keep going. What? You told me to do this again. They ran out of human tooth again. Okay, I said, again means once. It keeps falling out because it’s made for elk. Number three. We got 10 of these. Hold on, on. I’m just telling you. From Elk two coat. I’m just trying to, I’m just trying to say in terms, I’ll turn it this way. So a corn tooth in terms of pacing. Okay. Three is, oh, that’ll do some damage. Now again, it might be like this. Just hold it. It is like that. Hold up like this. This is a double root. It’s a double root. A double root. That, I believe, is a dog like creature. So these are the roots, and that’s the one tooth. Have you ever looked at your dog’s back teeth or front teeth or whatever, and it looks like They look like they’re almost connected. This is canine. This is a wolf tooth. This is canine. No. Uh, this is, uh, this is feline. No. You were on the right track. I would say you probably encounter these animals. Oh, raccoon. Possum. No, you were on the right track. I said Coyote. There you go. Okay, yeah, so Coyote! Yes, dog like, but not dog. But when I say canine, though, I think it is a canine. I don’t know if that’s true or not, is a wolf is a coyote canine. So somebody one time told me that that coyotes, are they, they branched off longer ago? Somebody looked that up. We need to teach. They are canines. Okay. But because canines includes wolves, dogs, when did they branch off? Coyotes, foxes and, and jackals. Jackals. Okay. Jackals. So this, again, same principle as the bare tooth, big root, sharp. Flesh ripping tooth. Flesh ripping tooth. Uh, but this may be If I worked at the zoo and the children were gathered around, I would be like, this is a flesh ripping tooth, children. You wouldn’t want to get your flesh ripped by this. Um I like that multiverse version of you. Oh, I would be great at the aquarium. Yeah. Oh, you think the aquarium? I was thinking Oh, and the zoo. Is this a fish? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But it would be like a small zoo with like, they would just be alligators, beavers, Well, you know like the zoos that have um, the little stage shows? Yes, I would love a crowd like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He could be in the T Rex costume. No, I would be, I would have a microphone. I would, you would be in the T Rex. Well, thanks for inviting me. I didn’t know I was there at all. Uh.. It’s a flesh ripping tooth. What needs to rip flesh, Link? And it’s big. This is a bigger It’s a powerful, it’s a powerful jaw. I think it might be a tiger tooth. I think this is a Linx Bobcat. We’re saying it’s a cat. A large cat. You’re going to be surprised with the result given the last What? What? Cumin. Given the last tooth that you fairly correctly guessed. This is a dog tooth, too. It’s in the canine. Wolf. Yeah, it’s a gray wolf. Okay, but it’s a different part of the, see. This is the incisor. Yeah, this is like, back there, and then that’s the incisor, and other different, but whatever. All right, let’s see them. Shark. Woo, megalodon. That is a great white tooth. Woo ee. Um, Um, Look at all these. And that one’s real. All the boys. Serration. All the boys at the beach in 1997, Oh, that’s a big one. Had one of these either on a necklace or in their pocket. That’s big. That’s big. Did you all run into any of them? In their pocket. Every boy in Wilmington had a, had a shark tooth. In his pocket? In his pocket. Or on a necklace. And they, sharks go through these like, They use them so fast. Like, like nobody’s business. Alright, now we’re over to my side. We’re talking about number six. This is interesting. Um, I think I’m, it must that is the actual tooth. This is, this is the root up here. This must be real. Yeah, it’s it’s real. Because it’s, ’cause it’s so like gross. It’s got, um, this is a, a ruminant. Deep layers. Uh, this is horse. It’s a roo…. It’s a ruminant. I’ve, I’ve definitely seen a horse skull kinda look like this horse. More exotic. Horse. Zebra. More taller, exotic horse. Giraffe. Giraffe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Choose this one. Choose the cud, as they say at that. It’s sharp though. It’s rich. You wouldn’t wanna put your hand in there. You know that place where the giraffes stick their heads in while you’re eating breakfast? You’ve seen that on TikTok. I’ve seen that on Instagram. Oh. Instagram, huh? I fed a giraffe. I fed a giraffe in Santa Barbara. Really? What was the tongue like? They’re big and purple, right? Big and purple. You got that right. I love a giraffe. Oh, now this one. This is like a molar. It’s brown. This looks totally real. It’s got a long root. Another ruminant. Basically smaller than a giraffe. Same idea, right? We’re gonna need to get some vegetables and we need to shred them before we digest them. This is also a replica, but I think they made it look They made it look gross. They stained it. This is extra care was taken. It’s a, it’s a, this is a smaller I mean, this could almost be a human molar. Almost. So. Human. Yeah, yeah. No. Neanderthal. No. It’s It’s a It’s a cu It’s a It’s a chewer of the kind. Homo. What’s, a small horse. What’s a small horse like thing? A miniature horse. A gazelle. Nope. Impala. You’re pretty far away from this, actually. Oh, so we might be talking raccoon. Is this a swimmer? Does this animal swim? Yes. A raccoon with a giant mouth. Oh, it’s a dolphin tooth? No. It’s a whale tooth. No. It’s a little whale. Well, it’s not a fish. It’s got, it’s definitely a. It swims, but it’s like a, it’s a and animal that swims, right? Like a beaver. Huh? No! It is in the whale family. No. It’s a mammal? Yeeees. Well, a whale’s a mammal. Well, she said yes. It’s a, well, if it’s not a, it’s a, it’s a swimming mammal that’s not, that doesn’t go on land? Turtle. Mammal. Um. It’s not an alligator. No. She said it was a mammal. Oh. It’s hairy. A swimming. Platypus. Closer. Uh. That’s not beaver, is it? That’s like the cow of the sea. A hippo. Manatee. Manatee. Oh, wow. This is a little tooth for a manatee. Well, it’s also just kind of unexpected. In general. If you had told me to draw the inside of a manatee’s mouth, I would’ve been like, it would’ve just been a black hole. I would’ve had no idea. A manatee’s tooth. I don’t know, is there a net in there? I don’t know how it works. It’s like a human tooth. That’s what we’ve learned. Wow. Wow. Alright, here’s the big one. We know what this is. Roots up here. Elephant. Lots of I mean, it looks like a It looks like the bottom of a hiking boot. I mean, look at that. And when they wear down, they die. So this is fake, and that’s just paint. But I think, is that paint is where it would meet the sk, meet the gum line? It’s hard. We’re calling this a pachyderm. Yeah. Well, she already said that. Yeah. It’s a, it’s an elephant, African elephant. Um, man, look at that. That is just so rad. How much is underneath the — That’s rad. And then it, when it gets like, Be gad, that’s rad. They just, they just die. They just die. And there’s nothing you can do about it. Just watch them slowly die. It’s very sad. This one is similar. Feed em puddin. Very similar. Uh, man, these are worn down. Is that a hippo? It looks like a paperweight. The way that they’ve made it. So big. I think. What did you say? Giant horse. I said a hippo. It is a hippo. Ho! It’s specifically an Asian hippo. Can I hold? I don’t know why. Man. I’m, you know what? I saw another thing about, um, a man suing a company that took him and his wife on a safari because she was killed by a hippo. Uh, on the safari. Well, why did the safari go in the hippo? Well, it went near the hippo. And she was outside of the, uh, the vehicle. And they were like, no one intervened while it was happening. Ooh. I don’t know what the– Like, I mean, don’t they have, like, shotguns and stuff? Yeah, but I don’t I think that once, it was probably too late. Like, as soon as the hippo decides, Oh, I’m gonna kill you. I mean, hippos Probably just happens. They do eat people. They eat a lot of people. Hippos kill more people than any animal in Africa. Mm hmm. That’s what we believe. That’s what we believe. That’s our religion. Mm hmm. Number ten, we’ve got a biggin’ and it’s completely hollow because it’s fake. It’s one of those you can put on your own finger. And we’re not seeing the root here. We’re not seeing the root. The root would be, yust to give you an idea. At least that. Good God, that is a huge, this might be– Sabertooth. This is extinct. Is it extinct? Right? No. It’s not extinct? It’s stink. Are you telling me a polar bear’s tooth is that big? I’m not telling you that, no. Uhh… What in the world? It’s definitely a mammal, right? Yes. It’s a big.. I would have thought that a bear was the biggest mammal. Land mammal? Um, what’s the biggest land mammal? This is a lion. Oh. Yes. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. No. Uh. Because what if it wasn’t? Liger. You whisp, what? Why did you just whisper? The biggest land mammal is the African elephant, by the way. Duh. Yeah. Largest meat eating land animal. That’s a meat eater. Oh! Our only one. Forever lost. It was replica. Forever lost. Fret not! It was replica. We’re gonna need a hit! The polar bear is the largest meat eating land mammal. Thank you for that, Stevie. I was like, what? It’s not, it’s not on land, is the hint. No, I, I, I was sincerely thanking you. Hold on. This is an aquatic animal? Oh, a killer whale. Yeah. Shamooch! Orca whale, yeah. An orca. Oh gosh, those things are just crazy. I’ve seen them in the wild, Rhett. What can I say, I’ve seen a pod of these in the wild. And so have I. Yeah, cause you were there. Yeah. With me. Yeah. I forgot you were there. And you know what else I saw? And you weren’t there? Whale. Blue whales. Blue whales. Yeah. Not interested. And you know what I saw very recently? Humpback whales. From a distance. 20 feet from the shore. What? Yes. How deep is the ocean? 20 feet from the shore? It was, it was a part of the ocean where it got deep very quickly and they just, all day they just came by and people were just out there taking pictures. Just blowing, blowing, blowing? Woo, woo, yes. Yes. Were they? Breaching? Breaching is the word that we use, yes. Were they breaching and blowing? They were breaching. And I broached the subject with my wife and told her to come down and look. And she did? I said, hey, baby, let me broach something with you. The wheels are breaching. The wheels. Why is it, it ain’t. The whales are breaching, I’m sorry. They haven’t successfully bred a whale and an eel yet. Oh, is that why you thought that was funny? You know. But that doesn’t keep us from trying. 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