Welcome to Good Mythical More, where we are going to endeavor to find the best seat in any environment where there’s seats pictured. We will also be defining the word blandishment. Blandishment. This is, is this where you banish something that’s bland? Blandishment. I think this is when there’s something that’s a little bit too interesting and exciting and you need to take the sheen off a little bit. Alright, bring it. So it’s, it’s the thing that de sheen it. Bring in the blandishment. Well, I, it’s called, that’s a blandishing or a blandishment. As the process of something, having the sheen take off, uh, taken off of it. So it might be someone with an interesting haircut having to like shape up for a job. Oh. Uh, the blandishment of Aaron. Yeah. My mom made me blandish my hair, uh, when I was up for a scholarship. Mm-hmm. So how right were we? Flattery intended to persuade. Okay. We weren’t, we weren’t. Right. All right. Alright, so, Stevie, give us the context. ’cause I know that this is, this is an internet originated concept. The seats. Yeah. Oh, I thought you were asking about the, that. What are you, the sweatshirt, the seats or the fried chicken that we are gonna unpack? What we’re doing in this More. The seat, the seats, the seats, seats first. Then let’s the chicken. Um, it’s kind of like we’ve played similar things, like what’s the bite you would take next? Or like, yeah, what’s the utensil you would use? So it’s basically, but it isn’t anything for sure. Yeah, it’s, but. Is there a, I was told that there was a picture talked about. Yeah. I’m show you various different pictures and then there’s gonna be seat options. I was told that there was a picture that people on the internet were already talking about, which was the best seat? Uh, I think I was not told that. I think it’s– These are from the internet. Any picture. Yeah. Oh, here’s this movie theater. What’s the best seat? Okay. Here’s the, here’s the living room. What’s the best seat? Sorry. Yeah. Do you want it? Just show me a damn picture. Okay, fine. We’ll unpack your fried chicken later. All right, so there’s eight slots here in this BeReal. Is that a f? What? So this is like– Three. What? It is the best seat. What is that? Be real. I’m not worried about that. You would choose to sit on the seat that doesn’t have a pillow cushion? And also has like some used like, oh, well I’m gonna move. I didn’t realize the pillow cushion. Sorry. I, I, I was gonna move, I was gonna move that stuff. This is a Nebraskan, like frat house or something. Yeah. I’m not touching any kind of thing in this house. Eight. Because where is it? I mean, the TV’s on the right, they’re all way too close to television. I mean, four is not bad, but that TV’s really small. Yeah. What do you mean by way too close to the television? It seems, maybe it’s just the wide angle or something. I think it’s just they’re all too close to each, except each other four and five, like back there. That looks like that’s optimal viewing distance from that television. But eight, you can, like, you’ve got access to the coffee table. Mm-hmm. You’ve got your feet up. You got a pretty good angle on the tv. But 1, you’re totally isolated in a good way. But, but you can barely see the TV and the, I mean, it’s si, you’re seeing the side. And is that a recliner? What is one? Yeah, because there’s not like any armrests. it, it looks like a manger, you know, put baby Jesus in there. They got the Christmas tree up. You know, it’s like, is it like this? Yeah, it does look like that. Eight. I, I’m sticking with eight. I feel like there’s, there’s arguments. What is that box under be real? Is that a subwoofer? I’m so distracted. That I, I think that’s another, like a stool slash storage situation. Technically you could also sit on it. That’s really just three pictures that Yeah, it’s not a window. This is Nebraska. They’re not in California. They don’t have a palm tree out there. They not in California. I’m gonna go, I’m, I’m. I, I was thinking about two now. There’s also syrup on the coffee table. I think I want seven or maybe one, depending on. What about a pancake breakfast? If I don’t want to touch these people, I’m gonna go with one. Okay. And what did you– Eight. You said eight. I wanna be able to watch the movie. I gotta a arm rest. I got nothing. I’m not sitting on anything. Five’s gonna hate you. Tall boy. Oh no. Well, no. It’s stadium seating. Now how do you feel about the. And this environment, I believe I would go for four because the leather. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That’s nice. You know, it’s a little less scary than, I don’t know what seeping in. Stuff is less baked in. And you’re in the back, so you can, you can get out of there. Well, and I also feel like in this environment, you, you want your back to the wall. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. Like, you don’t know what’s gonna be happening in here. Mm-hmm. I just realized there’s two televisions. What is the second television? There’s a low one and a high one. Oh my goodness. I’ve only been looking at the low one. I’ve only been looking at the high one. I’ve only been looking at the low one too. Oh my. There’s one that’s, that’s up at the ceiling and then there’s, and then there’s another one. You know what that is? That’s so, four, five, and six can see the top television. It’s a double, it’s a double feed. It’s a double feed, which is totally something we would’ve done in college. We did it one time with Planet of the Apes. Remember that? Yeah. We split the feed and sent it all around the house. Yep. So that the girls that came to our party could be in any room. That’s right. So many girls. Pick a room, girls. Okay. All right. I feel like all those are valid answers. Let’s move on to, do you wanna move on to this one or do you wanna talk about your fried chicken? Okay. Let’s do this one and then, then we’ll call the chicken. Let’s, the problem with the chicken is everybody else knows about a chicken except us. Well, this is about you and your satisfaction. It’s not about that. It’s about how confident you were. Yeah. I’d rather not talk about it. We need to unpack. Yeah, that’s why you don’t wanna talk about it. Now, this is a big room. First of all, look at that piece of furniture under the television. It spans the entire length of this room. It’s like a Rhett sized couch furniture like. Yeah. It’s, it’s, it’s it’s wall to wall. Very long wall. Is this a hotel? The, the, the TV needs to be bigger now. Have you tried to sit in one of these cocoon nesty chairs before? Yes. I feel like sitting, they promise a lot. Yeah. And then you get in them and you’re like, this is not what I was hoping it to be would be. Mm-hmm. Which is, you know, kind of like your sex life. Hmm. Right. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Um, eight, eight and nine are ruled out because I don’t like facing sideways when I’m watching something again. That’s horrible. I’m thinking about that. I’m thinking about the tv. Three, two. If I get three, I’m gonna take two as well. Maybe one. So I have to take to get that. I gotta go one, two, and three. I think stretch out. This is easy. I think it’s five again. I think it’s four. It’s lined up. With the screen. You’ve got an armrest. You, I’m going for four. You’re going for five. All right. We sit next to each other because I bet you I can reach over to the right and grab me a beverage off of a end table that you can’t see. Now, nine has got a place to put your feet. Yeah. What if this was like not a TV situation? It was like a party, you know, and there’s like limited. Not everyone gets a seat. Nine. Two, I want people on either side of me, so if I don’t like one, I can turn to three. You want to, you want to have options. I like having my own seat at a party. If you can get a solo seat, but you’re stuck with eight, but then you, what if eight sucks? Oh, I’m not, I’m not stuck with eight. There’s a gap between us. So you’re just gonna ignore eight. Eight. Got nobody else to talk to? No. I’m assuming that we’re all having the same conversation. There’s light piano playing at my party, not loud music. Well, that’s a kickback. Yeah, she said a party. I don’t go to those types of parties. If I can’t hear you from more than seven feet. I go home. All right, Stevie, where are you? Are you in a nest seven or six? This is like a, a less scary situation than the frat situation. Fra. I think that there’s a lot of good options here, but I do agree that the hangy egg chair is not a good, is not a good vibe when there are other people in the room. This is like a. Seclusion situation where like book reading Exactly. You don’t care what you look like, uh, and you’re just right in there. But I, if it’s a party situation, you know that I’d be in chair nine. But in general, I think you both well in chair nine, Stevie. Well, we’re there there different times. We’re sharing. We’re sharing. I’m on her lap. You’re like hovering. Yes. She got there first. We’re do we do what we always do. You’re on that stool facing when Stevie gets in a chair first, she plays Santa for me. If y’all wanna talk about the chicken, let’s talk about the chicken. What? Okay. Which, so right off the bat I was right and you were wrong. Here’s the thing, you were right for the first two rounds and I was like, oh my God, is he going? Just like, turn it all around. Well, let’s talk about round one. Yeah. Round one was K-F-C-K-F-C. It was the only thing that had the 11 herbs and spices at all. And I was like, I’m not sure about this ’cause it’s not coming as strong as I want, but. Yeah. What happened? Well, I’ll also say it was good in, in 2016, neither one of you got KFC, right? Well, I got really gun shy about that first one because I was like, I know I’m gonna know KFC and that bit it. And I was like, I thought it was really good though, right? Oh yeah. We, you said it was Ralph’s and I think our like idea of Ralph’s is that it is good and Oh yeah. Ralph’s did not hit. For y’all this time. Mm. Uh and I don’t think Cook. Yeah. Neither one of you guessed it. Whole Foods. Uh, Ralph’s you ranked the lowest, actually, surprisingly. And Whole Foods the second lowest. Whole Foods. Whole Foods. Did I get Whole Foods right? ’cause you got it. It was the second round. Had that like weird, like almost like potpourri. Potpourri, popery. Yeah. Yeah. Um, oddly link you the two that you guessed, correct. Church were the same two you guessed. Correct. In 2016. Wow. Bojangles and churches. You just added in the Franken round. You got Ralph’s and you didn’t get it before. Oh, and then not did I get any in the Franken round? You got churches correct? In the Franken round. So you both got one right in the were church. Ralphs the same one. Yeah. Uh, and then Popeye’s was the last one. So you got that one right too? Yeah. Pop Popeye’s had the Cajun seasoning. Yeah. But yeah. Pretty consistent for you to guess the same two correct. Wow. Again. But Bojangles was our favorite. But Bojangles was your favorite. Here’s the interesting thing about Bojangles. Yep. Bojangles, they’re, they’re crunchy or whatever you call it. They’re breading is tectonic. It’s like flat pieces. It, they’re more, it’s more. Angular. It breaks apart. It breaks apart in like flat plates. It’s very interesting. And I wanna say, I mean, let let it not be, uh, lost on us crowd. I mean, that was shipped. It wasn’t fresh. Like fried chicken is not fresh. It was overnighted. Yeah. But like when was that fried? Yesterday,? Today. No Bojangles. Yeah, it was, it was overnighted. Yeah. Overnight. Okay. So yeah, so it from North, see I think was something wrong with the Ralphs. Like the Ralphs like sat or something? ’cause you did rate it like much lower than– But it’s just kind of crazy that, I mean, I would’ve definitely given Bojangles a 10 if it had been fresh, but it still won. Do you think crazy though that you– Yes. Yeah. Like it was just like you immediately knew it was Bojangles, so that’s why you were like in love with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Ah, maybe, I don’t know. Nostalgia. I love it. All right. Okay, let’s see. Some more seats. One. So you got the black light and the big light. That’s a, I’m just gonna continue working on my computer while you all do whatever you want to. I mean, that recliner, I’m still not allowed to have one in my house, but like I, I really like to have one of those. Yeah, man. It’s like a, it’s like you’re, you’re, you’re the commander on a ship that does nothing but entertain you. That’s what I feel like in our recliner. You’d be napping in that thing all the time. Yeah. That’s why she ain’t gonna let you get. The thing about, you can’t really lay on your side on a recliner and nap. It’s kind of hard to do. Get to the fetal position. Yeah. It’s hard to do that. So it does force you, force you to stay on your back. But I’m a back sleeper. Yeah. Why is that issue? I’m going for six. What is the person who’s supposed to sit in six listening to that’s, you see that cord for the headphones is going behind the couch? No, that’s probably the– The whole chair’s plugged in. The motor in the chair. Whole chair’s plugged in. Yeah. It’s an electrified chair. Mm-hmm. It’s probably got heating in it, AC. I’ll, I’ll join you in the recliner. Stevie, you wanna join us? Well then I’ll move to five. The recliner is a commitment. If you recline, you’re, you’re, you gotta stay for a minute. ’cause as soon as you get out, you know you’re making a statement. You know what I’m saying? It takes a lot of work to get out, so you better mean it. Is that the statement that, but also like. I don’t like your company. I’ve chosen to recline all the way and then leave more immediately than, Hmm. You know, and sometimes you can draw a lot of attention to yourself when you start playing with Lever. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yep. And it gets stuck. Yeah. Well, this one I think is electronic. Mm-hmm. So you’re not at six. Where does that put you? I don’t wanna, I just don’t wanna be in this room. Yeah. Uh, so I would go for male, maybe a three. A three. You sneak out into whatever part of the room you can’t see. So I’m seeing a pattern here. So were you a back of the class sitter? I thought you were a front of the class. Depends on the year. Depends on the age. Oh. You know. Okay. But I’m going off of. The vi the vibes of this room are, you come into this room to either play video games or watch someone play video games. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Uh, I’m not good at either one of those things. Yep. So, and that’s okay. Speaking of video games question, you guys play these Netflix video games. Have you noticed this? They’re really pushing ’em. Have you? No. Okay. So you’re on Netflix. Yeah. You’re scrolling. You see the different categories and then it’s like video games. And I’ve seen this, I’ve seen it, but I’ve been like afraid of it. Mm-hmm. And last night I clicked into it. You play video games on Netflix? Like what kind of video games? Lots of video games. Like are we talking like classic videos? Your, your phone becomes the controller. Your phone? No, like. L Lots of different games. Not necess, I mean, not cla it’s mostly like tied to their ip, like a game based on their, one of their TV shows, right? Really? Uh, no. No. Oh, there’s some random ones. There’s some that are like show up in other, what did you play? Uh, I didn’t play any of them. I scrolled through, I did what you do. I mean, when you’re trying to figure out what you’re gonna do on Netflix, like Apple tv. I’ve, there’s a, there’s games on that, but it’s like Apple TV looks like a, a, a laptop screen more, you know, and then it, like, you’re like, you click on games, but it looked like, it seemed like it made sense. There was some complex games, like games that you gotta save, you know what I’m saying? Like, seems games you gotta come back to. Hmm. Interesting. And uh, I was like, this might be my way in, but you didn’t actually play a game. This might be my way into video games because I’ll just say I was watching Netflix. I’m a Netflix gamer. I mean, you gotta, you gotta know it’s some, it’s a lot of people’s way in. ’cause they’re just like, otherwise you gotta have a console or you gotta have. I feel like there’s like a Candy Crush adjacency, you know. Anybody played them? Nobody. They have phone games. That’s like story games. Okay. Story games. Yeah. Okay. We’ll get in. That’s a deeper thing. Is it bauty? Is it what? Maybe. All right. Let’s see another room. I’d play Netflix in this room. It’s got that beam down the middle. It looks like one of those like fellowship halls that like you can yank a, a wall outta nowhere. Yeah. To make it into two rooms. Right. The, I mean. It’s two bible studies at the same time. Why would you want, I mean, I, if I’m in four, I don’t feel like I’m invited to watch the television. I don’t like a, a beam tells me you’re not, you’re not a part of this. Yeah. I don’t like an ottoman that looks like a child’s coffin. Right. I’m sorry. I hate to say, say it. I hate to say it. I hate to say it. Short coffin. I shouldn’t have said it. But I’m just saying it was what I was thinking. I usually keep those things to myself. Maybe I should do that. So I don’t wanna be anywhere near that. So I’m sitting on the floor, which is not an option. I’m sitting on the coffin. Just point blanket the television. I mean, four is the most comfy. That’s it. That’s gotta be it. I would do three if I could also take two in one. But I mean. The couches are only good for one person. Really. Unless you’re like. That’s like the antithesis of the design of a couch. I know, but I, if I’m watching something, I do not want my feet on the floor. Put ’em on the coffin. There’s, there’s room for three sets of feet on that coffin. Yes. If I’m talking to four, I’ll put my feet on that coffin, but I’m at four. I’m over here. Okay. The, the TV is at a good height, but they don’t have great seating to interact with it. They need a seat on the top side of the coffin. You could blinking that. You could just sit on it. There’s nothing wrong with that. Are you at four? I’m on the floor. Stevie? I’m at three. Okay. I feel like that’s a nice, you got a nice angle. Nobody wants one. On the tv and you also have a side table for, your Liquid Death. Alright, let’s get, let’s squeeze one more in. Under the wire. Here we go. Just a, just a quick decision. Oh my God. Okay. Two. Okay. Uh, I’m at three. ’cause I gotta reach that coffee. Stevie. That leaves you with one. Here we are. Perfect. That’s the one I wanted. That’s gonna be a great afternoon. Minimalist. Brutalist, almost. Get the mythical color block Crew next now at mythical.com.