Welcome to Good Mythical More, and we are about to experience the wonderful world of Scoop videos. Yeah, we know all about it. But first we’re gonna donate $1,000 to Friends of the LA River to aid in their mission, to support community students and future leaders to advocate for nature, climate, and equity on the Los Angeles River. You can join us in giving@flar.org. That’s the acronym. Okay. Flar. That’ll work. Um, I’ve been on the LA River. Yeah. It’s good for somebody to be thinking about it. Yeah. Because there’s a lot of people who are not. Like most people in Los Angeles, yes. Thank you friends. Scooping, scoop, scoop videos. I’m unfamiliar with this. I have a line to read to you that would indicate that I’m not, it’s not like a unfamiliar, it’s not like a snuff video. No. That sounds, uh, you know, more, more titillating than this. What would you reckon? Look at, don’t look it up. A scoop video is. Uh, it is a i it is a POV of someone who works at an ice cream shop. Mostly shorts? Yeah, mostly shorts. I think it’s like they’re wearing shorts. Tucks, yeah. POV of the shorts, you know, vertical, like you see a lot of thighs. Upper thigh skin. Yeah. Yeah. Mostly that. Not up. Well, the top of the thigh, not the upper part of the thigh. It’s POV. And what it would be like to scoop for people? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. A scoop. Is a journalistic term for when you’re the first to the story. Oh, yes. Yeah. Early bird gets the scoop. So this is, um, this is people breaking news. No, no, no. This is a bunch of people who wear the scoop neck. The scoop neck. That’s what it is, is people, anyone who’s made a video a scoop. No, not POV. ’cause you can’t see the scoop. It’s pictures of people in scoop necks. Doing things. Okay. You know, we haven’t talked about, like I was thinking just when you said scoop neck. Remember when American apparel was a thing and they had like the same shirt but different necks? Yeah. And then everybody talked about what neck what, what neck are you into and what necks are Cool. And you would do the V cool Or is it I did the V-neck scoop. Cool. Or a scoop neck is a big neck. Right. A slightly wider neck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got into that for just a little sliver of time. I, not on purpose, I did not get into scoop neck on purpose, sir. Your head just got bigger. Sometimes I would buy a shirt and it would have a bigger neck, but the V-neck, I, you know, I’m upset that the V-neck went away. I, I, the Deep VI do feel like, you know, I was kind of into the Deep V for a moment. Well, I never did that, but maybe I’ll do that next time it comes by. No, I wouldn’t. Uh, I would avoid real deep, so we’re right. Yeah, you’re absolutely right. We’re gonna be watching journalistic, uh, videos of people in Scoop Neck T-shirts. Yes. Let’s see the person. Um, but also we’re gonna watch videos where people use a scooper. To either pack random items for buyers, scoop items up on TikTok live, or even for a SMR purposes, uh, like this first one from Winkys Whimsies. This is one of the luckiest scoops ever. This is one of the luckiest scoops ever. I know. Oh, they just lost one. Oh, look at that. Two scoops. What’s in that little notes? Squish melow. What did that turn into? A squish melow. What? So pop rocket key chain. So you’re getting these little fortune bubble blowing Octa hook, which then is the, the ticket for what you, what you actually get. But who is getting them? The TikTok shop shoppers, I think. Yeah. You buy them from this person, Winky. So you get a scoop and then all this stuff is in it, and they open it in front of you. It’s like, this is what I got. And it’s so thrilling to watch. And then they mail it to you and you just throw it all away. Probably you throw it in the LA River and then the friends of the LA River have to worry about it. Mm-hmm. Yep. Full circle. I don’t, still don’t understand that one wasn’t satisfied. Who’s getting these? I think it’s, she’s scooping and has the things. So she has all the things that are in the scoops already. Yeah, man. And then they, then they mail it out to the person who, you know, moneyed it, somebody who paid for it. Yeah, that’s what what I meant by money did. The scoop is unnecessary. She could have held it up and sold it. Well, it’s one of those, it’s like an unboxed scene. It’s like, um, but it’s a scooping. It’s like a randomizer. I think. It’s like what, you know, what’s the scoop gonna scoop and how many scoops are you buying? So it’s a way to. Attach value to something that is worthless. Yeah, but it’s, you’re paying for the experience. Welcome to TikTok. Yeah. The items are worthless, but they charge more because you might get something. It’s like, it’s a little bit of like gambling vibes. Yeah. Yeah. Scoop gambling. Mm-hmm. Let’s see if this one’s better. It’s from Betty Scoops. I like that. My beautiful customer ordered 15 lucky Balls. Oh. And she got a hundred dollars bill. Okay. And that, but she scoops well, let’s see. Yeah. Well there’s a hundred dollars. Congratulations. Extra gift. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. We see it. $100 fake. But they. But they could see the a hundred dollars that they were scooping pre color blush. Okay. Okay. And they’re not show. Yep. There it is. You’re grabbing it. All right. So she’s at CVS right now? Yeah. She, she’s just, they’re about, they’re about to ask her to leave. Yeah. This woman is scooping in the back, Betty, get outta here. Okay, but that one was more fun, was a hundred dollars. Now I understand, like that was fun. It took me a while to understand the logic, but now I understand what you, so you didn’t understand what I, I, you, a customer buys a certain number of these. I what I said earlier. Yeah, I didn’t understand. I didn’t understand. Now that a hundred dollars bill now that’s something I’d say it’s approximately a hundred dollars other, so that gives me pause if so. How much did they pay for those scoops? What do you think about Less than a hundred dollars? The phenomenon, you know what I’m saying of that’s private. Instead of thinking what do I want and what kind of money do I have to pay for the things I want? Being like, that would be a normal way that commerce has worked and now it’s, I am literally paying for the chance to get something I want. You’re paying for the experience of gambling like you were getting at. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Like what does this say about us? I mean, if this doesn’t scream late stage capitalism, nothing does. Right now we’re just buying, we’re now, we’re just buying, um, chances at things that we can throw into the LA River. Exactly. So are you saying that you want. You would be more accurate if Betty was not only scooping, but also screaming late stage capitalism. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Then I would really be into it. The price. I, I went to, I went to Betty’s shop. Mm-hmm. Uh, and Betty has all kinds of balls. Um, but this is nails and kitty jewelry, mystery balls. 5 99 handmade press on nails, mystery scoop. 8 99 and only jewelry mystery bundle 3 99. So it’s not even, oh, safety key chain, self-defense. Key chains, lucky ball scoop, $16. So what, what, what Betty has done is she’s gone on like whole wholesale sites and bought crap. Like lots of crap. Oh, Betty’s bringing it in and then she’s turning around and, and, uh, you know, throwing a hundred dollars bill in there. Well, you know, that thing we talking about, she’s raking it in. We were talking about on, on your business, scooping it up and raking it in on your biscuit. We were talking about the phenomenon of if everyone in LA it was driving in LA it was replaced by you, so it was all use in la How would it affect traffic? Lots of accidents and everyone, lots of aggressions. Not, not you, but anyone like you. Take your personality and you map it onto every person driving an L. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn’t work gridlock, but it takes all kinds to make a traffic applied to this metaphor, apply that metaphor applied to this. If everyone, everyone in the world was me, then this would not exist. Oh. But if everyone was someone who buys this stuff, and this is the only way people bought things. There’d be, I’d be investing scoops. Right. But just think about this. I like this. There’s nothing about this that is appealing to me. Is there any, you would never, you would never in a million years pay money for a chance at something like this right now. What if like in each ball there was like a certain amount of views? Views of what us views. It mean a scoop neck. Yeah. Views on YouTube. Long form views, you know? Yep. Long form views, long form view ball whiskey. Well, we would do the mask on that and we would determine if an investment would return. We would count. There would be an ROI, you know, is there, is there an RROI worth investing in? There’s not in this scenario. What about chins? Oh yeah. I’d do it for, if I listen, if there was a bo, if there was a scoop full of chins, I, I have nothing to lose literally. Well, you’d be paying for the scoops. You’d lose money. Oh, I’d pay for a chance at a chin. So I take it back. You, you’d pay for a chance at a chin. So you, why? Because you would, so you wouldn’t have to have a beard. Uh, I’d like to go without a beard every, like, every seven years. The year of Jubilee, I would call it. Okay. The year of Jubilee. Okay. There’s more of these. We just have to, we have to watch at least one more. This is my oddity artistry. My oddity Ry. We’ve got a Phoenix scoop for Caitlyn. Let’s see what kind of treasures we can get for you today, Caitlyn. That’s the nicest scoop I’ve ever seen. I don’t think that’s a scoop anymore. It’s a spoon. Ooh. This is into a, into a crickets coffin. It’s three bone bottles. Look at this one though. It’s a whole tail. A light green. You’ve got a golden spoon. It’s very pretty. Wow, that’s weird. Now we have a dark green. Here is you. Oh, I love those little knives. She’s these white, but they’re clear. Let’s do a clear, oh, look at this tiny little force spirit that that turned you on more than it should have. So every, does every color correspond to something or she’s just making this crap up. She’s doing whatever she wants to. And you know what? I’ve completely shifted on this. I love it. All I needed was my odd artist, my oddity artistry to do it right. She’s got a golden spoon, which makes it feel fancy. She is not at the CVS, she’s obviously at home. She has a thing for little coffins and she’s doing a camera trick and she bore out one of those little knives. I went to a store one time and they had a whole bowl of those little knives bore out one of the knives she manifested and, and you won the knives on in this, on this very location. What somebody’s won the knives here. I thought it was you. Live stream livestream for society. Yeah. Won the knives, livestream. Oh yeah. But then I was also at, at this place in North Carolina, livestream on society, me, and she found a bowl of small knives and we scooped ’em right out of there. I’ll be honest with you, now that I realize it, we scooped it. Let, let me, let’s run the gamut. See what else you got. Uh, this is from Highland Crystal Fans. Are we eight mil? Yes. Alright, let’s put it in there. Okay. Put in there. She’s having a party boy. Anyone can. Whoa, what a hell. Yes. Okay, Kristen, we got your order. Kristen. 6, 7, 4. We’re gonna fill before Kristen, right? Okay. So is she a little, little fill before Kristen? Okay. Is she just gonna get that big thing that just went in? Amazing guys. She’s just putting stuff in this sand too. They’re yelling at each other. Kristen, we got one scoop for you. Let’s go, go, go for carrot here. Get the, get the scoop. Oh, that’s a big scoop. Whoa. She got the big thing. Look at it. I just, and then somebody else just threw some other stuff in there. One scoop. I’m getting fired. What? Oh, so she did that on purpose. Kristen, what did you have for breakfast? Why are you so lucky? I hope. What did have for breakfast? You gotta recorded about scoop. Are you kidding me? Hold. What did you have for breakfast? Like she gonna eat that now. It’s just so strange. I mean, it is. It’s energy. What is this? What? What is this? Sand? Dunno know. We gotta get one of those though. Sand quicksand contraption thing. I let her put Barbara and Sean in there and it’s like, I’d also like to imagine they’re in like a warehouse where there’s like a dozen of these girls set up and that’s what the noise, that’s why the other woman’s like, ah, you know, she’s screaming what’s happening over the other women. That’s what, that’s probably what’s happening. So is that a crystal? Or is that some, apparently. Is it, is it a fake, is it all crystals? Rocks. Crystal. I like rocks mean. It says, it says highland crystal. I like rocks. I, I don’t to hold ’em in my hand. Seen a crystal like that though. I could even hand it looks like a chunk of the, um. What was that old Nickelodeon show? Uh, gut. Gut. Astro Craig? Yeah. Looks like an Astro Craig to me. What? And you know what? I don’t think she meant to get it. I think she was genuinely surprised when she picked it up. Mm-hmm. Yep. Yep. Because she didn’t just put it in there. Well, but she put it in the front and it worked its way to the back. What search term should I use to find that thing? I’m trying to find one for us, but I don’t know what to search. Sand. Uh, sand agitator. Sand agitation machine, scoopable, scoopable, sand agitation. Let, let’s see. Another, I’m, I’m, I’m hooked. Okay. This is, um, an A SMR situation popping candy official, because we should do that on the show. That should be a way that we do if we do something, you know? Okay. Scooping, almost burglary, just slightly too loud. 10 outta 10 licking seashells. What is that? The crunching and rustling is just perfect. Oh, yes. Oh, oh, that’s, that’s cola gummies. Now I kind of like the basey feel. I don’t like the text on the screen. How else would you know what’s happening? You just, she would say these things, but she’s, she’s popping candy official raiding them. I guess you can ignore it. Now she’s at a, she is at a candy shop. Do you think she works there? Oh, how do you know? Yeah. Is this type of scooping acceptable in the scooping community? I wanna go to Ralph’s to the bulk section and just do this in like pecans. I like this. Well, everything else has been like a, you’ll destroy shopping situation. This is just a, yeah, yeah. For fun. Who scoop for satis satisfaction. These scoops never are given to anyone. Nope. That’s scoops. That makes sense. I’m for this too. Why? It’s just a satisfying video. I’m not that satisfied by it. I’m satisfied. If somebody was winning that candy, I’d be satisfied. This is, I think this is gonna take it up a notch. This is Slim’s Slim’s Sweet Pea. Oh. Oh, here we go. See that They got the text. Oh. Ah. Look how smooth that is. That’s, that’s almost like Mose Scent is apple butter. Oh, cheesecake. What is this stuff? It is slime. Dude, you remember slime? No, but she said it’s a pumpkin s’mores. It’s scented. You can’t eat it. You can’t eat it. I bet you can see. And when she, when she throws the scoop back down and then brings it up, it’s completely clean. And that’s part of the satisfaction. I gotta eat some of that. I mean, imagining the feel of that and then the way it releases. Is what gets me the white patches on top are bits of clay that hasn’t fully mixed in yet. I wanna stick my whole face in that it’s like gelato, like I like going into gelato shops because it’s satisfying. It, it is a lot more beautiful than like going into a ice cream scoop shop. You go into the corner and stand and then leave a little bit? Yeah, just, I just kinda look. I lurk in. I’m just here because I like the aesthetics. I don’t want anything. Please. Sometimes I bring my own scoop, but I keep it in my pocket and I just grab it in my pocket. You get gelato. When was the last time you got I don’t buy the gelato. I just grabbed the scoop in my pocket, in the corner of the room. Oh. Oh, that Scoop videos for you. Oh, that’s all of them. Yeah, honey. Well see. I’m for these Andres rets for the commerce. I feel like I’ve just been on a bit of a rollercoaster here. Uh, I was really not into these when we first started exploring them, and then I got into them and now I just want to eat slime. Relive the joy and chaos of mythical kitchen’s First live stream. Get video on demand access to watch Survive the Mythical Kitchen on Demand. Starting Friday, April 4th at 12:00 PM Eastern through Monday, April 21st at 2:59 AM Eastern. Available now@mythicalkitchenlive.com.