Welcome to Good Mythical More. Hello. We are going to review clear products from the nineties, and lemme tell you, the nineties was full of them. And first, we’re going to donate $1,000 to Friends of the LA River to aid in their mission to support communities, students, and future leaders to advocate for nature, climate, and equity on the Los Angeles River, and you can join us in giving at folar.org. We recommend you do that. The nineties we were alive, then we were thriving. Such a big, clear time. I mean, for example. We had middle school, high school, and college all in the nineties. Yeah, we did like completely– Nineties kids! Stuck in the nineties, except for the very last year. It was a good year to be in those, be in those school ages because everything was clear. Now I’ve been told that we’re going to play something on this monitor. It’s just a computer monitor, so, uh. The name brand is amped. It’s cool. It still works. Is it gonna be something that embarrasses one of us? Let’s find out. You know, the thing about this video is it is just objectively impressive on the number of levels, but the thing that is unfortunate about it is that we are not able to use the original music. And if you could hear the original music, I was so in rhythm. But now we just play random music along with it every time. And I just look like a boy with no rhythm. A boy with no rhythm. A skinny boy with no rhythm. That boy rhythm has rhythm and flexibility. Wow. Look at that. Look at that. That part right there. Okay. Is it over? Whoa, whoa, whoa. I can’t do that anymore. Oh, I can do that. That’s pretty cool, dude. Oh, oh look. Kung fu fighting. I mean, it would cut it off. It was about to get good. That was good. That was, that was really good camera work on my part. Let’s turn this around. Let’s turn this around. It’s actually as, as we talked about, on Ear biscuits, there’s a Instagram account that takes that footage and just marries it to different songs. It’s called Rhett dancing, I think. Yeah. Yeah. It like, every– Every one of them is impressive. There’s like, there’s like hundreds. Of them. That was in the nineties. That, that right there happened in the nineties. Yeah. What, what do you think you looked like behind the camera, Link? Like there was no laughter. The camera was steady. It was on sticks or, yeah. Yeah. I was, I was on a tripod. Yeah. And so like what was your, what were you doing? Oh, I was also shirtless, I’m sure. Yeah. A lot of, lot of shirtlessness happening back then. Well, the thing that was interesting is that that was happening right there. 99 times out of a hundred when that happened, no one was filming. There was dancing like that that happened all the time in that living room. Yeah, because I probably, we probably swapped places and then I started dancing, but it wasn’t my real world audition or whatever. So, but I wanna see, just imitate what you looked like behind the camera. Were you stoically sitting there? Were you nodding your head? What? What? No. Licking his lips. Get the knee up. Turn it. Yeah. Yeah. Now other knee up. Turn it. He’s like a gymnastics coach. Yeah. You can do it. You can do it. Yeah. Right. Mm-hmm. So I like this. This is a clear monitor. This is cool. And uh, this is cool, man. Not to be a downer, but this is an interesting, uh, tidbit. Is that. While this isn’t as popular as it once was, these days, most of this type of thing is used in prisons because you want to be able to ship in equipment and be able to see every little thing that’s in it so that there’s not like a shiv. Yeah. I can make a shiv outta something in here though. I can make a motherboard shiv. Yeah, I think you could. Uh, but yeah, but that, so that’s the, you know, the usage for it these days. Since you lost, I’m gonna give you some, um, some insults that I personally prepared earlier. Right, Stevie? Good, good, good. Yeah. Yeah. Rhett, I’m really offended you haven’t named one of your children Link. My therapist agrees with me that it’s a real — move. Oh. Oh. I remember what this is. This is me being completely honest. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you’re– What am I doing? You’re, yeah, you’re being blunt. I’m being blunt. You’re hashing some things out and hashing some things out, but yeah, that was also an insult, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, more. Jim, Jimmy Fallon asked me to go on his show without you, and I don’t know what to say, but I know what I want to say, and it’s yes. Is that all of it? That was it more. I actually added some things. You added the part about, I don’t know what to say, but I wanna say yes. Yeah, no, no. I, I added the part. Um, yep, yep. Some of that. Well, that really hurts me. Can we say another clear thing? Yeah. Let’s see, another clear thing. What is this? So this is MP3 player, but it says MP3 player on it. CD and MP3 player, oh my gosh. You could put the MP3 on the cd. Well, where did the, where did the MP3 go? On the cd? Oh, that’s right. That’s right. Yes. Don’t you remember that you would burn a cd? I forgot this. You can burn a data CD that has, that has way more compressed versions of the songs. You can put a lot more songs as MP3 on a cd, and it doesn’t play on a CD player unless that CD player also plays MP3. I never did that. That was a short, short era. But if you had an MP3 player in your car, you could basically create a mix CD that had, I don’t know how many songs it would fit on there. Tons. But way more than a cd. Tons. A little bit less high fidelity. And then right here where it says 45 seconds, ESP and 120 seconds, ESP, that’s, um, that’s like internal memory so that if it skips it. It won’t, it won’t, you won’t play the skip because it’s processing the data 45 seconds ahead of of time. We love the nineties. ’cause when I, you know, my truck, um, had a tape deck and I had the tape deck adapter that went to the CD player, which sat on the seat next to me. And boy, there was a lot of bumps. I think I had a five second delay. Skipping. Skipping CDs. Was a lot. A big, big deal. Yeah. What color was your CD player? Black. I had one of those like, um… Wasn’t clear. Clear blue frost, you know what I’m sayin’? That’s, that’s cool. Yeah. That’s really cool. Oh, batteries. Batteries still in it. Does it turn on? Well? It does. Okay. Well, we didn’t even try that. I bought my first CD player, which was exactly like that, off of Trent. Play button. Our rich friend. Oh, we just hit the play button. Oh yeah. Who it’s now reading who would just sell us. But there is no disc, it says. What? What did you want us to do? What? Turn it on. Hit the play button and nothing would happen. Well, that this one is noted as not working, so if it– Dang. Is doing something, then. We just don’t have a disc. Yeah, it’s doing something. Hey, why don’t we ever promote my musical side project, Neal and The Squeal? Well, we, I mean, you haven’t, you haven’t told us about it until right now. Well, I’d like to promote it. Okay. It’s audio of me just kind of squealing. Maybe you shouldn’t promote it then. Maybe you should keep it to yourself. Speaking of each, each track begins with, with somebody, and I get different people. I, it, they’re, they’re like features. So I have people featured on all of my tracks, and the first thing that the feature will say is squeal like a pig, Neal. Oh, you say that. And then I squeal like a pig. And that’s, that’s, kinda the end of that song. Well, I’m excited to listen to that. Uh, we do have, I mean, speaking of my side project, I do have CDs in our office that we could put in here and, and, and watch spin. That would be fun. Okay, wouldn’t it? I mean, I don’t know that we could find a way to listen to it. Could like plug it. But then that’s kinda like a backdoor promotion of your side project. Yeah, that’s kind of what I was trying to get to. Mm. Don’t love that. Also, I want you to know that I know that you put your old clothes up on our website and try to pass it off as exclusive merch. But why does only our employees buy it? I think that’s wrong that you’re selling it. To employees, you should just give your your clothes that you don’t want away to anybody who wants it. That’s kind of what I do. Okay. Yep. And then I see people wearing ’em in different, different ways. I like, oh, that’s a new way to wear that. What do you mean? Like, but unbuttoned versus buttoned. I see people who are much smaller than me wearing my clothes in, in a different way. Like, oh, well. Like a shirt as a dress? Yes. That makes sense. Yeah. Uh oh, come on Ben, why you, why you gotta do that? I mean, if you didn’t know, I have a CDs. I have CDs. And you use the, you use the biodegradable packaging. So that it doesn’t like stay in a landfill forever. Mm-hmm. Not that it would show up in a landfill anytime soon. I don’t know if I’m still selling these. Let’s see, another clear one. Human overboard is still available as a vinyl, uh, mythical.com. What is this? Just so you know that I zone Polaroid camera. What is this dude? Instant pocket camera. So you, okay, so you turn it on, you press the red light. It’s ready to go. Three. You look through the hole. Well, it was working until we put my CD in. Pushed the button. It don’t work. And then five. Oh, now reading it is, oh, here. Oh look. There it is. There it is. There it is. Look at that spinning. Now it’s playing. I gotta say, this is the best you’ve sounded in years. So you push the button on top. That’s what it looks like, kids, to watch a cd go. Smile. And then I pull this out. If only we had headphones, they could plug into it. And then take one of me. Well, hold on. The first thing you do is turn it on. Push. Push this. Nope. Oh, is it making a little, a little teeny picture? Yeah. And then here’s what you do. It’s a, this is that blue clear stuff that you were talking about, Stevie. And then you just take a, yeah, take a picture of me. Take a picture of me. Oh, I got a good one. And then you pull the strip out. Pull the strip out. What was that? So this thing, we’ll, we’ll have to see how this develops, if at all. It doesn’t look like it’s gonna develop. Did I do it right? The story is developing. We now have headphones. Oh crap. Let me look at the inside of this. I like what you did with the inside, Rhett. Why is there nothing? You got a gate folder. There’s nothing in there, bro. Is that, that was a, that was a tester or something? It was a tester. No, I don’t know. Maybe. Well, so, so they would be more affordable. I don’t really remember. The, the ones that go to– Oh, no, no, there’s a whole, there’s a whole poster inside with all the lyrics. Oh. There’s a whole poster. I’ve, it’s been a couple of years. I forgot, oh, here’s all the lyrics and, and there’s a, and there’s a picture of me, embossed. Okay. Oh yeah, let’s go nineties. Yeah, go nineties with it. Go nineties. May not work. Why do we have so many headphones then? The CD goes on this side. But yeah, so you can take a sharpie and draw how you’re feeling while listening to the music. That’s what the inside’s about. Okay. Uh, He can’t even, he can’t even– Oh, oh. Put, put it up. Put it down. This is the song I wrote. It works. How’s that sound, James? James gave a thumbs up. Huh. Whoops. Another, no, that’s another song I wrote. Thank you’ve allow, allowing me this moment. Sometimes I have flash of rationality. It’s great to listen to something on headphones that you don’t have on. This is what the nineties is all about. Yeah. Let me listen to that. That’s how you would share music. Just turn it up a little bit. You don’t have to go through the whole album. This is my favorite song off the album. Oh, well yeah. You wanna put it, you wanna, you like listen to it directly? No. How are our pictures turning out? Well, okay. They’re not turning out. [Music] For your time. Okay. It doesn’t work. Old film. Oh, y’all went through the airport security. Oh, we got this. Crystal Pepsi. Crystal Pepsi. Partially produced with genetic engineering. It literally says that on the back of the packaging. What the hecks what? Where does it say that? Right there. Partially produced with genetic engineering. That’s when genetic engineering was a good thing. Was cool. We were like, yeah, we’re gonna start genetically engineering things. How hard is it to find these, these days? Easy. That’s a lot on eBay. A lot. It’s probably not gonna make a noise when you open it. It’s hard to open. I’ll tell you that. Yeah. You don’t think it’s gonna fizz? I’m not drinking that. It smells like flat Pepsi. Flat clear Pepsi. It actually doesn’t smell that bad. Just put the word flat over. Maybe you should sip it. Mm-hmm. I’m not gonna. Maybe you should sip it. I’m not gonna. Now, this right here. It’s got 69 grams of additional of sugars. Genetically engineered sugars. Basically is nothing but sugar. It’s just sugar water. Look at this y’all color game boy. This has Lucas’s name on it. This is your personal game boy color Lucas. Yeah. Did you get it from eBay? I got it. Um, from you guys. I still have mine from middle school. Oh yeah, we gave you this. Well, we bought it on eBay and it was broken, and then I fixed it and I, I modified it. Now it’s my game boy. Oh. What, how you modded it in what way? Well, it’s got a back lit — thanks for asking, It’s got a back lit screen. Um, it’s got, uh, new buttons. I made them green. What? And uh, it’s got a new face plate on it. So it’s uh, it’s got one of those things in the back and you play like a bunch of different games on it. You mean? Oh, it’s got the slot. Well, it’s, yeah, it’s like that cartridge is. Permanent? New tech that can play like hundreds of games. What? Yeah. That’s wild, dude. What’s your favorite game? Pokemon. Huh? Well, we’re taking this back. Don’t be so, yeah. This is ours now again. Say it with pride. You know, full circle moment right here. Thanks dude. Yeah, thanks for giving it back. I mean, it’s as easy as taking your name off the back, I think. Don’t take my name off the back. Yeah, he, that’s the question. You think I might do it? Please don’t. But you think I might? I think you’d want to. Yeah. He, uh, he wants to, um, oh, Zelda. Yeah. Link. Link. Play Zelda. Link Awakening. That’s what you, yeah, that’s what’s about to happen. I know. I’ve been waiting for it. If you play this game, if you play this game in front of everybody right here. So what was wrong with it that you fixed? Uh, it just wasn’t turning on. Just everything. Looked into it and opened it up, fixed it. That’s cool, dude. That’s cool. And can I turn up the volume? No. No. Not Clearable. Not Clearable. Yeah, we can’t play that. That’s ironic. Why, why is the only player on here, the – word? Uh, I name all my characters the – word. Are you, how far along are you in this game? How? How far along are you in this game? Oh yeah. A couple hours in that. I played it a bunch of times. Oh man, this brings back so many memories. Now I had the original, the black and white. Yeah. What else? We got some insults. Some. Some. Oh gosh. This is a good one. It’s not insults, it’s just you being blunt. I’m being blunt, Rhett. I know you were in that car with Princess Diana and I think it’s suspicious you never talked to the press about it. I only agree to host this show with you as part of a bet with my jock friends. Yeah. Also. Who’s some of your jock friends? You never wait to watch Love is Blind with me. That pisses me right off. You know, uh, we, we had a contingency plan here. I had a whole set of, of insults or no blunt things to say to you just in case I won. So lemme just see. Lemme just see. Lemme just see. I just don’t, I don’t think you should be able to read those. Okay. Well. Do you know that? I know you were in that car with Princess Diana and I think it’s suspicious you never talked to the press about it. What? Read the next one. Uh, I know you put your old clothes up on our website and try to pass it off as you, you inclusive, mark. Do you have a jock? Friends? Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I only agreed to host this show with you, I guess. I guess they’re the same. Who are your jock friends? I think they’re the same ones as yours. Look at this, this. Now, didn’t you have this in your bedroom after Garfield? No, sir, my Christie had this, uh oh. Well, Christie had this and she loved it. She loved it. And this one has, this one has been through it. The clearness has started to get rather cloudy. Um, it comes complete with a tone and a pulse. You could, that’s right. You could change the button sounds to be either a tone or a pulse. Say that again. And what, what does that do for you? It’s either boop or tkk tkk tkk tkk. it’s like a rotary thing. I don’t know why you’d wanna do that, redial button. Well, that, that really came in handy. Just think about, I don’t know what Flash did. Think about the awkward conversations. I think flash hung up on phone. So many awkward conversations happen on that phone. Will you go with me? Yep. Like that. Mm-hmm. Check this out. Clear. Xbox, PlayStation controller. Look at how petrified they get. And finally. Oh, the jelly shoes. Can’t forget about those. Now, this is for a very small person. Yes. Stevie. You can have these one for each finger. Yeah. It’s about how long her finger is. Right. Join the Mythical Society to watch That Song, Sa Song, Song, Song. Episodes one and two. Available now.