Welcome to Good Mythical More. You can buy a shirt off the internet. Yep. About anything. Mm-hmm. And coffee. Got a lot of shirts. Yeah, it does. What are the cringiest ones? Let’s decide when we play our little t-shirt game. But first, let’s donate $1,000 to Friends of the LA River to aid in their mission, to support community students and future leaders to advocate for nature, climate, and equity on the Los Angeles River. And you can join us in giving folar.org. Let’s clean up that river y’all. Whoop, whoop. Okie dokie. You know how this works. I’m gonna slowly reveal the shirt. We’re gonna try to guess what the shirt says. And uh, are we gonna add a printer noise in post? No, we’re not gonna do that. We are not gonna do that. We’re not gonna do it and we’re gonna, you can imagine it. You can add your own printer, uh, noise. Okay, here we go. You ready? Okay. It’s gonna be about coffee. I know that much. Call, what’s that? Is that the two Fs in– That could be two Fs in coffee. It could be a latte. It could be two L, two T’s in latte. Coffee. No, it’s coffee. I think it’s coffee. It’s coffee. Coffee, coffee. Coffee [bleep]. Maybe. Hopefully. Oh, yep, yep, yep. Coffee [bleep]. Coffee makes feet. Coffee makes, makes. Feel me feel. Coffee makes me feel, makes me feel special. Horny. Less murderous. Less. Less muddy, less murdery. Less. You’re right. Less murdery. Coffee makes me feel less murdery. That’s a good one. Not very cringe. That’s cool. I mean, I wouldn’t wear it. Not, not murdery. Just less murdery. Less murdery, murdery. Okay. All right. All right. I see what you’re doing with that one. Okay, and now don’t talk to me. I haven’t had my coffee yet. Some people say, oh, I’ve had some coffee. Oh gosh, I’ve had some soda. Are you ready for this? Or, I don’t know how, I don’t know how I feel about, I don’t like the, I don’t like the printer being that. Touch my coffee. Intimate. Touch my coffee and die. Touch my coffee. Touch my coffee, pull my finger. I’m glad you touch my coffee. I will slap you so hard. I’ll slap you so hard. Your, your mother will feel it in her in the grave. Touch my coffee. Your dead mother will feel it. I will slap you so hard. Here’s a picture of sh of me slapping you. Oh, what is this? A cat? Is it a cat? It is a cat. Oh yes. It’s a cat. It’s a scribble cat. Touch my coffee. I will slap you so hard that. Pause. Men, Google won’t re– Won’t read. Even Google won’t. Even Google won’t. Re, won’t be. Even Google won’t be. Google won’t be searched. What would Google do? Touch my coffee. I will slap you so hard. Even Google won’t return online anymore. Even Google won’t be down. Even Google won’t be able to, to find you. Able to find you. Yeah. Okay. Is that a threat? Yeah. It’s pink, I like it. Mm-hmm. And then if you tuck your shirt in, you can pull it out slowly to give people that sensation. Just, yeah, I can’t do that. I’m too tall. I’ve tried to print shirts outta my pants before and it’s never worked. Here you go, Damien. Unless I have on a really high waisted pair of pants. Oh yeah. Oops. Of course I’m a coffee man. Of course malls. Of course. Of course. Size matters. Of course, size matters. I’ll take a venti. Grande. Is this a Christmas shirt? Of course. Size matters. Santa loves a. Of course size matters. The elves. What are you? Trolls? Trolls, dwarves. Smurfs. Smurf ripoffs. What? Of course, size matters, bean. What? The printer is wrinkled. Nobody wants small beans. Well, let me, lemme see if. Nobody wants a little latte. I’m trying to make it where you can. A small cup of coffee. It’s just pretty straightforward there. Some people do want a small cup of coffee. Yeah, well, not really though. Not if you’re a, a dwarf. Not if you’re a with a big hat. Okay. Not even folding that one up. Okay. We don’t like that one. We don’t get that. We don’t get it. Okay. We don’t get it. We don’t like it. We don’t get it. Rhett, you wanna see a red one? Oh yeah. I love a red shirt. Yeah, I tried starting to start drinking coffee. I tried starting stopping drinking coffee. Yeah, I tried starting my day with tea. I tried starting my day without coffee, and I murdered somebody. I tried starting my day without coffee once. You are glad you weren’t there. I, I’m in prison now. I would’ve slapped you so hard that Google couldn’t even find you. It’s a, it’s a, it’s a continuation with that. My court documents give the details. My court court date is paid pending. Huh? We were all over that with prison. Yeah. We were. I tried starting my day without coffee. Once my court date is pending. I like this one. Parenthetically. This is number one so far. Great color scheme. Take your mugshot in this one. Yeah, we like it. We like that one. We like it. It’s very bright. Very bright. There’s a baby blue one. Baby blue. Don’t cheat about the colors. I wanna surprise you. Oh, you wanna see a baby blue one? Well, I can’t even see it ’cause it’s blending in with your shirt. Coffee. Oh. Oh, okay. Oh, oh, okay. Alright, hold on. Right here we go. This is a rare occasion where Linksters gotta go horizontal. He’s putting this and now when you adjust your printer to print sideways, it takes a second. So bear with us. Christ. What? Coffee Christ. Offers. Offers his. Okay, okay, hold. It’s an f. Christ offers forgiveness for every, every emission error. Christ offers. Offers forgiveness for every error. For every, everyone, everyone, everywhere. Everyone everywhere. Oh my gosh. Oh, cringe. Except for the, except. Except for the people who don’t believe in him. He sends them to hell. Okay. And except for the people that were predestined to not be forgiven. But, but why coffee? What’s the relationship? Hey, listen, we were we, we were in this world at one point. We love an acronym. Yeah. We don’t need a reason. We don’t need a reason. Carney. But we do need forgiveness. That’s right. Everyone does. What if it was a decaf coffee acronym? Okay, dude. Uh, eh, eh, eh, dude, ehh. Christ offers forgiveness. It’s a Canadian version. Uh, dude, eh, Christ offers forgiveness for everyone everywhere. I don’t know why I’m Irish. I am never gonna, I’m never gonna spell coffee without thinking of that. No, that’s a good one. We like that one. Good throwback for us. Okay. How about just like a gray PE shirt? I don’t believe you got a gray one. Oh, he’s got a gray one. Mm-hmm. Dot. Pot, pot. Pot of. Pot head, pot of. Pot of my future. Pot. Pot head. Yes, I got it. I got it, I got it early. Pot head, putt head. Slow clap. Drug reference. I like that one. I like a good gray shirt. ’cause you know when you start sweating you see it. Always wear a gray shirt to the gym. Okay. Oh, we’re having fun today. How about an ar? Oh, orange one. Good. Construction. Orange. Shall we? Before coffee? It might just be a before and after. Before coffee. Yeah, we knew that. But coffee before coffee ruled the world rule. Before Coffee rules. Before coffee rules. Okay. Number one. Oh, leave me alone. That’s probably it. Number two, leave me alone. See number one, don’t talk to me. Okay, here we go. Rule number three. Number three. Keep it to yourself buddy. Leave me alone. Don’t talk to me. Seriously. Four. Don’t talk to me. Oh, no. Four. You just summoned Siri on my phone. Okay. And told her not to talk to you. We can’t even say she here before. Coffee rules. Before coffee rules. Coffee is elected. I dunno. Yeah, I get it. Where you’re going for it didn’t quite work, but what about like a little army green? I don’t believe you’ve got one of those. Yeah. What about a little army green? I don’t believe they’ve got those. Oh, they had to do? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Every color, every, every, every sentiment. Of course, size matters. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. All deja vu. Mm-hmm. Of course. Do we remember what it said before? Of course. Size matters. No one, one wants a small cup of coffee. Nobody. Nobody wants a small cup. Cup. A cup of coffee. Unless you’re a So it check it changed from the first one. The other one said, no one, this one says No body. Yep. So that was a misprint. That’s interesting. Yeah. Yeah. You accidentally bought, so get both of them if you want. Okay. You want both of them? Let’s see what else we got. You want, you want a, you want a gray one? How about a dark gray? Dark gray on dark gray Purpleish shoe. Almost uhhuh. Okay, here we go. Okay. Okay. Latte could be latte. Could be probably coffee though. Coffee. Coffee. Put coffee, do, uh, what makes me horny? Coffee makes me, me, makes me feel something, makes me feel finally less muddy. Muddy debris, murder. Murdery. Murdery coffee makes me feel less, makes less murdery. And that’s all it is. Oh, and that’s all that there is. Anything on the back? That one. Anything on the back? Alright. Yep. Yep. Some on the back here. Okay. All right. Here. This, this is the back of the same one. Hmm. Okay. This just good practice? Yeah. I’m gonna fold that one. Okay. What about pink one? Oh, a pink one would be nice. Okay. Okay. Pink one would be really nice. Okay. Uh, don’t touch my coffee. Touch my coffee, but touch my coffee. I’m glad. I’m glad you asked me first. I’m glad. So hard. I’ll slap touch my coffee. I will slap you so hard. Oh, it’s a cat. Oh, it’s a cat. It’s a cute little cat. I like this one. Scribble cat. Yeah. Touch my coffee. I was like, be so hard. I think that’s just, that’s it. That’s all it is. Is that and a cat? No, no, no, no, no, no. You think there’s more? I hope there’s more. I hope there’s more. Okay. So wrinkly Google, when Google finds you, since even Google won’t be even. Google won’t be. There should be a comma after hard. I will slap you so hard. Even Google won’t be. Uh, even Google won’t be able to to find, find, to find you. To find you. Oh, even Google. ’cause they, because it’s a search engine. Google finds people. It’s a search engine. Okay. Okay. Well that was a cool one. What else we got? Look at that. Pretty good. You’re pretty good at the folding. Look at that. Yeah. You’ve been paying, you’ve been watching somebody. I’m glad they’re not being unfolded after I do that. You got, you got any retail experience? Actually, no. Oh, a dark gray one. Okay. Okay. I get it. Okay. Okay. Latte. Oh, coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Yep. Obviously Uhhuh. That’s a coffee shirt. Makes me feel incredible. Horny. Less murdery. Less murdery. Oh, less murdery. Yeah, less murdery. Yeah. That’s how some people feel about it. Anything on the bottom? Nothing on the bottom. Anything on the back? Nothing on the back. Okay. You sure? Mm-hmm. What else we got? We got this one. We want fleece. Want a fleece? We, we, we spared no expense. Now we’re, yeah. Fleece. Oh, a, a fleece. Oh, wow. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look at the neck on that thing. Okay, Patagonia. Okay, we got one. One button. Okay. Okay. Coffee two. A miss button up. Two. Two pockets. Two pockets. Okay. Another, another button hole. Only the top button is buttoned. And that’s it. That’s, I thought it would keep going. And no mention of coffee. Hmm. Interesting. I guess it’s a coffee drinking fleece. Right. And then what do we got here? Right. Okay. Let’s, let’s take this, um, okay, we got a, you want an underlay? Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure. Okay. All right. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. The design. Is that coffee? Coffee beans, maybe. Is that a Oh, Pixar. Pixar. Pixar. Coffee. Disney. Pixar. Disney. Pixar. Coffee. Coco. Disney. Pixar’s. Coco. Disney Pixar’s Coco. Coco is kinda like coffee. Yeah. Right. And then, and then. And then. And that’s, and that’s all it is. And so long Is it a long sleeve? It smells like Chase. It’s a long sleeve. I was like, Chase, look at that. Just getting that. Okay. Okay. Oh, oh, oh, I see what happened. Weird. I can tell he hasn’t had his coffee. Don’t talk to him. Yeah. Yeah. Edit that out. Wow. That was fabulous. That’s the best game we’ve played. Yeah. What is it? I mean, okay, I, let’s do an I, right? Why not? Yeah, yeah. There’s, there’s more than one. There’s two. Okay. Solid. It’s gonna help. What are you doing to it? Uh.