Welcome to Good Mythical More. Um, there is a survey floating around, I think on Reddit. I don’t know, Reddit. You know, it’s full of surveys, surveys, uh, guys talking about things that are too intimate to do with a friend. Okay? And we’re gonna prove ’em wrong. We’re gonna show ’em that you can do all these things with a friend. Maybe let’s find out. But first we’re gonna play the A-E-B-C-D-E-F-G game, okay? Announcing your resignation. All I got left to do here is leave. But I made a lot of great friends. Can you hold the exit for me? Don’t take this the wrong way, but I quit. Evil boss, suck it. Figured out I didn’t like working here. Gang activity in this profession has scared me off. Helicopters are a big no-no for me. This is, and therefore, because I quit his job, I was a helicopter, a rider. Oh, definitely not a pilot. I’m an idiot. Just because I quit. This is a great job. Yep. Was I supposed to begin with idiot? I screwed it up, but you said I’m an idiot, which is I, oh, yeah, you idiot. I did it. Anyway, keep going. I did. I said just because, oh, Kangaroo meat is not really in demand. Link finally just got to me. May I quit? Nursing’s not for men. Other people have quit. Uh, so. People are quitting every day. Let’s get to the whole alphabet. For the first time ever, Quick cash has left me feeling empty. Rhett has made a decision to quit. Sick of it. Tired of it. Unflattered by it. Very done with all of this. When will you understand that I’ve quit. Xerox machine’s not working. Yes, yes, yes. Are the answers to your three questions of, is this your last day? Are you quitting? And are you no longer working here? Xena, the Warrior Princess comes on when I’m supposed to be here. Starts with an X. You lost? Oh no. After all that. Xena TV’s show. Zena the Warrior Princess. Every time I’m trying to work here. Let it go, man. Yo, you blew it. We got as close as we’ve ever gotten. Hold on. It does. It starts with an X. Yep. Hey, I did that on purpose, so we can try it again next time. Ena the Warrior Princess. So this is a Reddit? Yeah. It’s, it’s not– Thread. Basically it’s like non-sexual intimacy things. Well, we’ll be judge. For friends and then they score how intimate each activity is on a scale from one to 10. Okay. Uh, but so we just like. Picked some stuff. It’s called What is the most intimate thing one can do except sex. So we just figured, oh, you should do it. Do some of it accept sex? What? You know. Like what? Um, read while the other lays their head on your lap? Okay. All right. I didn’t realize that was happening. Yeah, like we have a, we have something for you. Well, I mean, I see that there’s a, there’s a mythical cookbook here. Is that what you mean? Yeah. You want. Who wants to be the lap player? I guess I’m gonna be the reader. I mean, I reading while somebody’s on your lap. This has never happened to me. Really? You don’t do this with your wife? No. No. Am I reading out loud? All I can see is the book. Am I reading to you or, I mean, am I just reading to myself? To me. Bilzabub wants to watch the bachelorette and spend a few moments being grateful for the things we do have and not bitter about the things we don’t. That’s not in the Mythical Cook Book Plus. Oh oh, it is. That’s a special story that Josh wrote. Plus it’s a lot harder to stay mad at one another when you have a mouthful of ravioli. None of this makes any sense, but that’s something most families don’t. That’s because most families don’t make any sense and some families, people who share genes and a similar set of experiences live their lives together under the same roof. Genes with a g. And other families, you don’t share any genes and you don’t share a roof. And you wish your family looked like your, your family’s your friend’s family. Mm-hmm. I, I’m having a hard time reading. Yah. I’m done. Ow. Ow. That was intimate. Oh God. Can I, speaking of intimate, we haven’t talked about this. You went Link, went to Coachella a couple weeks ago. Uhhuh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, now certain, certain social platforms have curated feeds. I have curated things that I am not, I have not opted to see. But they come into my feed. One of the things that comes into my feed on this social platform is people who are thirsty. They are thirsty, little mythical Beasties, and they’re thirsty for one Link Neal. Mm-hmm. Now I tolerate this. Uhhuh. Um, it’s not what, you’re not seeking this out. I am not. I understand seeking it out, but I tolerate it. I understand. Um, a certain level of thirst. Now, I would also say, I would say. What you mean by that? Like I’m not– What level, what level do you understand? I, I’m just saying– Like a hundred percent love? If people find the both of you attractive, fine. You’re both attractive men. They can express that. That’s, there’s nothing wrong with that. Okay. You know, I think that’s fine. They’re not expressing it to me. They just don’t know that I can, I can see it. And that I can’t. Well, I mean, you could if you wanted, but as we know, your Instagram discover page is, uh, just hats that say boobs on them and things like that, even though you have no idea how that happened, so, right. Yeah. I don’t think it’s photos of you, but now do I feel as if often you are trying to play to the thirsty people? No. ’cause they’ll write things like, oh, the way he… Cuffs his sleeve is so hot and it’s like it’s not, and you haven’t tried to to, to cuff your sleeve in that way. What I’m trying to say is Coachella, you took a lot of photos. Those photos bloomed on the internet. Oh, good. Thirsty people talked about them. But then I discovered a photo in which I feel as if you were trying to. Get the thirsty. Oh, on you. Do you have that? I did. I slacked it to the both of you and I said, okay, Link. Uh, because. Pull it, pull it, pull it up. Let me see this. Okay I’ll have to– You talking about that one where I’m leaning in the mirror. Yes. Yeah. And. Well, this was an activation. Okay, all I’m saying. But these are, these are not pictures I’m taking. Well, yeah, but you’re, and all I’m saying is like, could you please think of me when you take these photos and what I have to look at in my feed and I don’t need you, uh, pleasing. I don’t need you. Thank you. Thirsting. The thirsters. ’cause what? ’cause you’re, you’re just driving them crazy. Yeah, I got it here. Yeah, you got it. So, um, what are you thinking here? Well, this, there’s a photo booth there, there was like a YouTube place at Coachella and they, I was a guest of YouTube. They like gave me a pass and I, and they said, well come by our thing and we want to do some activations. And that usually just means you take a few pictures. They had a photo booth. And then I got in the photo booth and I took some pictures. I took a little photo. But you’re not in the photo booth right here. But this is the mirror on the outside of the photo booth. And so what I was doing was I was fixing my hair in the, in the mirror about to get in the photo. You didn’t know a photo was being taken? And then I got in the, the photo booth and I took the strip. And then when I got out, there was a different photographer there. They said, let me take some pictures of you leaning against the photo booth. I was like, okay. And I started leaning against the photo booth I had on a bucket hat. I was feeling good. I was feeling good. And then she was like, give me the, give me the one in the mirror. And so I’m like, oh, you mean the one where I was like fixing my hair in the mirror. Oh, so you recreated it? I could tell it didn’t seem natural. Yeah. You seem too serious. I’m just listen. Yeah. Now I’m gonna see a bunch of hate in my feed about how, you know. It’s good. I’m just saying you don’t need to it enough of it’s out there and I just, if you could just, just please think of me, think of Rhett. You know, did, I don’t know what he has to look at. Did you see the one with the bucket hat though? Because then I didn’t my, the reason why I was fixing my hair ’cause it was under a bucket hat. I mean, these are all things, um. And then. I don’t see it. I don’t know. I got, I got, I mean, did the, the bandana, did it help you? I took some pictures. Every, everybody was wearing a bandana. That’s the look of Coachella. This is, I mean, this is the only picture I took. I don’t know if you could see that at, that’s me and my son Lincoln. This is. Okay. This is a nice, it’s a nice photo. Yeah. That is us just living it up front row of Claro. Okay. I found, oh, yeah. And there’s me, this is, uh, there’s a little foot. I, I got some bear toes in the, we’ll, we’ll, we’ll, we’ll share this one. We’ll, we’ll, we’ll show the people. This one. See, that’s the photo booth. Okay. But that’s not the photo that you’re taking photos of outside of a photo booth. Yeah. Yep. Did you put that bandana over your face at any point? Yes. Whenever I was walking around Coachella, I would put it over my face and then when you leave, it’s so dusty. The reason why everybody has it, they don’t really work that well, but like they’re throwing up so much dust that people develop what they called Coachella cough. I’d read about it ahead of time and then I’m like, well, [bleep]. Coachella cough, I can’t get that. You got, you’re, you’re, you’re taking in so much dust that like dust buggers too. You’re like dust buggers and just coughing it up and then, you know, you gotta, you gotta, Steve, you gotta fix your hair. Got you. Gotta keep your hair fixed. I don’t know, ultimately what I’m asked, gotta keep your hair fixed. Just you gotta keep your hair fixed. Maybe I’m just telling, maybe I’m just telling your hair fixed. I see you. What’s that? What, what’s going on now? You gotta keep your hair fixed. Oh, I don’t know. I don’t, I don’t know. I don’t know how to, I don’t know how to respond. Stevie, I, I know you said that I was a, a natural thirst trap. I appreciate that. Say I, I kind of, you know, I was outta the country, but I do feel after seeing these photos, I think, I think Coachella is gonna be link’s thing. I don’t, I don’t. I don’t think I, you can just hear, you can mark it down right now. I’m never going, uh, that’s what Christie said too. Yeah. But, um, I think I might go next year. I had a good time. It could be your thing. I’ll go, I’ll, you know, I’ll just, I had a good time. I lived in a van. I took a shower in a trailer, and I’m talking like an 18 wheelers trailer. Was it the I, now I’ve, I’ve consumed a lot of the Coachella TikTok content because a lot of people did not have a great time. Mm-hmm. There’s two shower types according to my algorithm. There was a, the nicer showers and then the grosser showers and the nicer showers seemed to have like a long line, but also didn’t look that nice. They weren’t nice. Um, it was a, it was a trailer. It was like the dorm showers that we had. You’d walk into the, you’d walk up the steps and you’d walk in the trailer stalls, and then it would just be stalls of probably 10 showers, and then you would pull the curtain back and there’d be a place to change. You pull the second curtain back and that’s a shower. And then when you got in the shower, thank God I had flip flops because. It was just a grate and everybody else who was showering their shower water flowed down underneath their dusty shower water, my feet, and uh, yeah, you and you, you can’t really turn around without touching the. Other people? The shower curtain. Oh, good. Or like the shower. So like, I mastered this technique ’cause I, I’m glad you finished that sentence. I mastered this technique of, um, if I, when I wanted to wash my foot, I would take one finger and I’d pick a place that I didn’t think anybody else has touched, and I would put my finger on this, that part of the shower, and then I’d wash my foot. How did you know somebody hadn’t touched it? ’cause it was clean. I just, odds are I just pick a place like it was in a corner. Odds are, no one’s ever touched that spot. No one’s ever touched in the corner. And then I just didn’t think about it anymore. And let me tell you, it felt good. It was a good shower. One of the best showers I’ve ever had. So did Lincoln stay in the van with you? Yeah, we uh, had an air conditioning unit in there and uh, ’cause it was like a hundred degrees during the day, so it stayed cooler in there. It was like one of those sprinter camper vans. Yeah. Yeah. But they had parked it in like a courtyard area and then if you bought that type of ticket. If you bought the van camp ticket, only you could get into that space. So I felt a little more Oh, you didn’t drive the van? It was No, just there, there parked. Yeah. It was already, it was already parked. Yeah. Yeah. It, it, it is sounded more and more like a Link only. Did you see a lot of influencers? I saw a decent amount of influencers. Um, I saw those guys that make the, uh, haunted uh, YouTube videos. Cody and the other guy. Oh, Sam and Colby. Sam and Colby. I met them. Colby Cody. Cody Colby. Okay. Colby. What else? What else? Lincoln had to leave to go take exams the next morning, so he left before, uh, the last show. And that’s a good day. Keep ’em out right before exams. Actually, no, this is the, this is the day before I was, um. What we were splitting up and we were gonna meet back up and I was like, we need to actually go to the place we’re gonna meet in case our phones don’t work. And then I’m like, oh, I don’t even have my phone. I I, I’ve left my phone in the van. So then I was like, we have to pick this place ’cause there’s no way to get in touch with me. So we picked the place. Then I was like, we got a little bit of time, let’s go out to the van and we can get my phone. And then when we come back you can go to see Yeet and I’m gonna go see Missy Elliott. Well, the moment we went through security check to leave a moment too late, Lincoln says, oh my gosh, look. And then we’d gone. We had exited security, and then we had looked and there’s this huge line of people who were just now coming into the festival and I was like, oh crap. Oh crap. We we’re both gonna miss our shows. If, if I get my phone, we just need to get back in line right now. And then I was like, no, no, no. Lincoln. You, you, you get in line, get in this line right here. And it was getting longer every second. It was like the perfect time to, the worst time to try to get in. And I said, we, you, you just get in this line, stay in this line and just keep going to the front. I’m gonna run back to the van and I’m gonna get my phone bandana up, run, and then I start running for about 12 yards. And then I realize that’s all I got in me. I can’t, I can’t be, I can’t, I can’t make it 36 feet. I can’t make it. And then I realized it was a lot. It’s a long ways to the van. Everything’s further away than you think at Coachella. And at that moment of dejection, I looked over, there was a bunch of bikes just leaning against this wall over here. Okay. I bet one of these bikes is not locked. Matter of fact, none of these bikes are locked just like a beach cruiser. There was a nice pink Beach cruiser and then there was a, like a dark gray beach cruiser. Then there was a whole bunch of other bikes. And so did it say Citibank on it? No. Didn’t say anything. Well, you shouldn’t have touched it. Well, I, uh, I was, things were moving fast, including me, so I. Um, stole a bike. No, no, no, no. I co I took a test drive. I commandeered the bike, and then I started riding the bike as fast as I could to back to the van. Now there are just a cavalcade of people coming. I’m talking like. 15 people wide all coming into the festival. You’re biking through them. I’m on a bike on the left side trying to get to the right side, and I’ve, I’m like biking through people and like people are not happy with me and I’m like getting over the side, especially the person who owns the bike. And then I’m going, I’m, I’m just pumping it. I go straight into the courtyard with the vans, I go straight up to my van, unlock the door, get in there. Whew. Grab the. Um, phone. I was like, don’t forget, this is why I’m here. I gotta get this phone. And then I’m like, maybe there’s something else I need. And I had a little fridge in there and I, uh, I grabbed a beer and then I put that in my pocket and then I got back on my bike and I hightailed it back. Now people are still just like, just, but now you’re going with the flood, flooding the gate. Which is actually more dangerous because now I’m like going through people, they can’t, and nobody sees me. All of a sudden I’m, there’s just a dude on a bike cutting you off. You, you were ringing your bell. I didn’t know it was no bell. Oh, well, I mean, I wasn’t that familiar with the bike. Yeah. Right. Know if it was, and then, uh, I couldn’t find the place where I. Taking the bike from, oh no, no. And I turned around and I start panicking and I’m going, I’m now, I’m going back through the people on the bike and I’m looking and I’m like, uh. And then I’m like, no, it’s gone too far. And then I turned around again and I’m going back through those people for like the third turns that legal bike. And then I went further. I went further this time and I was like, there it is. And then I put the bike up exactly like it was numb, the wiser. And then I run to the line. Don’t see Lincoln. Don’t see Lincoln. And I look, and I’m walking. It’s the first one. So I’m able to walk beside the line like I was gonna cut. I wouldn’t I, but I wouldn’t do that. I’m not that type of person. Right? Yeah, yeah. Wouldn’t take a bike. Wouldn’t. But then I saw Lincoln and he’s at security. He’s made it all the way to the front, and he’s walking back towards me now. No, no, no, no, no, no. And I was like, I’m coming. And he was like, he comes up to me, he was like, oh. I’ve been waiting in the line. We were just gonna get in here. And I was like, are, is that okay with you? And there were like a group of guys there and they were like, oh, okay. And then so then we got in line. It, it couldn’t have been better timed. It went perfectly. We got back in, we split up, we did our own thing. Has a good ending. It has a good ending. But when that bike person looks at that odometer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It doesn’t, I mean, yeah, I, I mean, I, I, I used it. You rent, you, you rent helped, you borrowed it, you borrowed the bike and without it, it, I would’ve, it would’ve been like an hour and a half. Okay. I think to celebrate, um, we should do at least one more intimate thing, which is a slow dance. I was worn out. Slow dance. Let’s go ahead and celebrate with a slow dance. I was so worn out. That’s why. That’s why when Lady Gaga came on, I had to keep sitting down on the grass ’cause I was so tired. Really? Yeah. And every time I stood up I’d see Lady Gaga doing something else impressive. Then I’d sit back down. But you had a good time. I had a really good time. Yeah. I think it. I think it’ll just be your thing. I don’t really like music festivals. I’m tall. Yeah. I don’t really like people. Yeah. Um, I really don’t like influencers. Yeah. I’ll just go to a skate rooms with middle aged men. Okay. Did I tell you I met Sha boozy? No, I did. Our annual limited edition Proud Mythical Beast T has landed and there’s only one week to grab it. 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