Welcome to Good Mythical Morning. We’re Robloxin’ it again. We are gonna play Adopt Me and go over to Brookhaven. Yes, we are. But first, we’re going to donate $1,000 to Outright International to aid in their mission to strengthen the capacity of the LGBTQIA human rights movement, including ending discrimination and eradicating violence against them. Uh, please join us in giving at Outrightinternational.org Thank you for being your mythical best. Alright, let’s get into this Adopt me. Now we’ve never seen these games. We were just told that you can adopt a pet. Okay, I clicked on that. So Randler69, that’s us. Okay, there you go. Maturity is minimal. Oh. Uh, just minimal maturity. That feels good. That feels about our level. Okay. Playing. The lowest level of maturity. This is, this is Megan. I’m here to help in case you have any questions. Um, but update from last time. You guys have like a thousands and thousands of friend requests from people. So you guys are very popular in Roblox. Oh really? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Everyone wants to be your friend. Accept all of those for us. Okay. On own, on your own time. So we are now playing. Wow. Look how cool we are. Next, let’s start the day off right by dressing fashionably. This sounds like the music that I ripped off in order to make GMM. Oh look, look at that. GMM Intro. Can you find something stylish to put on? Okay, so is it, this is just me, bruh. Pants. Is that me? Oh, yeah, when I was testing this out, I made you look like a little baby. Just for fun. Why you made me look like a baby. I don’t know, I thought it’d be cute. But right now I’m kind of like, I’ve got a, a. A Viking shoulder dress? No, I’m clicking on things and nothing’s happened. What happens? Oh yeah, I, I was just messing around with it and, uh, I just started putting stuff on you. I forgot to take it off. That’s my b. But how do I, well, what do I do here? So if you go to the, um, on, uh, do you want to take his pants off? Oh, okay. Oh, wow. Okay. I’m a boxer brief boy. Yeah, if you go to the accessories. Oh look at how my feet can move now. Take it off. Take it on whenever you want. Now how do I put it on? Um, you have to go to the, um, options on the side. You see the catalog. This isn’t even the game dude. This is just putting clothes on. Yeah, this is just the clothes place. I was fully clothed. Okay, let’s just go no pants. All that’s fine. Great. And let’s go back. Okay. So all we did was take off your pants. It made me run a little bit in place. Yeah, right. Switch. Now we’re gonna switch to baby. Oh. And we’re gonna show my pet. No, I, we don’t have a pet. Oh, we gotta go get a pet. Yeah, you gotta go get a pet. Okay. You gotta go get a pet. So how do I do that? Uh, you don’t know anything, do you? You move with the, um, either the arrows or the ASD. Probably. I look incredible. Next. Do you know I was thinking that? Okay, here we go. Now, right now you’re standing in your house. Yeah. I know that. This is a bit. Okay. I don’t wanna customize it. We don’t wanna decorate our house. No, I don’t wanna do that. I wanna find a pet. I want to adopt a pet. That’s exactly what I was thinking. Stop editing. Lock. Lock. Okay. Only family. Can you lock the door? Oh, but where’s the, where are the pets? Maybe there’s one in the toilet. Are there, do we have to go to a– Oh no, I’m inside. I think you have to go outside to go get your car. Hold on, I’m taking a bath. Okay. No, no, no. You’re getting me to take a bath. Translucent me is taking a bath. Okay. And then you can tell that I have on a g string. And then I’m out? Underneath my. Uh, how do I exit? E? No u. How do I get out? This is tough. Just try pressing. Yeah. That or the escape button sometimes will help. It’s tough. Oh no, nevermind. This is tough. These video games are tough, boy. How do you get out? Oh, no. I’m stuck in the bath and I’m gonna get a fever. Try the space bar. I’m gonna, get me outta the bath! Use the space bar. Okay. Okay. Golly. Use that easy. And then space bar again. Whoa. Oh, I hit my head. Sorry. Let’s go, let’s go with Adopt pet, shall we? Why am I so small? Because I made myself a, a baby. You’re you’re baby. Okay. I also made avatars of you guys looking like glazed donuts, but we can save that. Okay. All right. X outta this crap in the middle. No, don’t click. I got money growing off of me. Yes. Ready to. Yes. Nursery. Yeah, we go. Thank you. Yeah. I love ’em when you just show me where to go. That’s it right there. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? The bird lady from home alone two can get it. Do you just know? No, that’s not what I was thinking. What? Uh, yeah, that’s what I was thinking. I’m just following the arrows, man. Man, this is quite a few steps to get to where you can adopt a. A nice windmill. Look at the waterworks in this town. Where is everybody? I don’t know. I just passed Santa. It’s always Christmas around these parts. Oh, look, I love it when a door open. We’re always bright in there. I wouldn’t go in a house that bright. Welcome to the nursery. Okay. Yeah, we know. I don’t want a baby. Go to the left. Also, if you remember, the chat is in the top left. Okay. Well, hello there, human. You look like the type of chap who’d help a friend out. Yes, sir. Yes, that’s right. Mind looking after this egg? I, I don’t, I don’t want an egg. Take care of it and it’ll hatch into an ounceling, okay. Okay. Alright. Yeah, if that’s what it takes. Yeah, give, this. Unhatched egg, e. Okay. Find some things to do. Let’s cook it. Personal task board. All of this orientation is bull crap. Complete a need. Place a bait. Hell yeah. I wanna see a pet. This is. No, food. This thing a sandwich. You gonna feed a sandwich to a egg? I’m gonna feed that. Look. It’s eating. It’s eating it. It’s eating it. It’s eating it. The egg is eating the sandwich. It ate it. Now we’re having a beach party. How? How is the egg gonna eat a sandwich? I don’t know because– It graduated 2016? I’m gonna take this full egg to a beach party. Come on. How do you– Is that the only pet you can get? An unhatched one? Yeah, get in the car. How do I put the egg in the car? Stroller. I think car maybe just stands for transportation mode. Yes. Here we go. Yes. Look at me. I think I became the egg. Am I in the egg? Things are weird now though. It’s hard to move now. Oh yeah. Maybe follow that path. Yeah, that’s ’cause you’re in the dangum. The egg’s hard to control. The egg has got a lot of momentum. Okay. All right. You going, you gonna go to the, you gonna go to the beach with this egg? You get, you see somebody, you start chasing them. I know how you do. There you go. I wanna interact with some people. Can I do that? How do we do that? Yeah, we play the other game. If you find a person, you can type in the chat. Sakura Swoop. Yes. I don’t know. I don’t know. Sakura swoop. What? I think we are, we are singlehandedly killing the genre of Let’s Play. Okay. Here’s a lot of people. How do I, how do I, how do I type? Uh, in the top. There you go. And then you see the, oh, nope. Go back. And then top here to click please talk to us. Hey, what is this? Oh, it was doing that. Hey, what it, what? Why? Why are there so many consonants? There– I don’t know. I don’t know. I am new. You’re not even in the chat. You’re just saying things to me. I’m new and confused, and I’m grunting confused. Everybody is standing in the same spot. Help. Like there were all these people with us, and then they all fled. Okay, ain’t nobody gonna help you. Let’s go to the other game. How do you do that? All right, press, escape, exit mini games. Yeah. We, we hate this game. What, what? Since when do you get excited about adopting a pet And all you get is an egg. That’s horrible. Do we wanna leave this experience? Absolutely. X then press the X. Yeah. Alright, let’s, let’s go to, um, if you go to, what is the other thing that say home avatar down to, or actually click more, then go to profile, then scroll down on the side, on that side thing of your profile. I’m trying but it won’t scroll. See this right side? Yeah. Yeah. Put your hair over it. Scroll a view full profile at the bottom. There you go. All computer for And then go to Brook Brookhaven. Now we’re gonna get Rescue US Brookhaven. Now we’re gonna have so much fun ’cause with this game we’re the same. Yes, I got pants now. Now this is just a purely role play game where you pretend you’re a member of this town, okay? You can get a job. A member of the town. Yeah. Let’s talk to this lady. When I testing, what was her name? Ginger Naps as you guys. A girl invited me back to her home and wanted me to stay forever. Really? Oh, really? Leave. Hi. I just played Adopt Me. It. Sucked. You can’t say, oh you can, oh, you said sucked. She went away. What? What? Large can, what did. Alright. Talk to this guy. Hey bro. Ever heard of Rhett and Link? That worked last time, remember? You’re not typing if you’re attempting to. Yeah. Poor guy. I’m glad I let you do this. Oh my God. Where’s the, where’s the, yeah. This is why I don’t play games. ’cause I’m like, where’s the cursor? You look like a complete idiot. Hey, oh God. You just jumped. Hey, I think that’s the, oh God, you a cop? You a cop. Hey, youuuuu a cope? I think. I think that is a security guard. You gonna get kicked out, man. He’s looking at you. What? I got two. What is wrong with this? That’s the last right arrow. Oh, we got a totally new keyboard. That would, I appreciate it. Alright, here we go. Let’s see. Let’s test it. What? Yes, it works. Okay. No, he’s gone. By the way, ain’t nobody there. There he is. He. Here we go. Do you, do you wanna solve a riddle? You’re back. I have. He said, they said, change the game. I, the security guard said Change the game. That’s not him. That’s keyboard. Oh. Why you doing, how about what the crap? I just wanna keep typing, not jumping. Hi. Lexi John said, hi. So, so that’s the chat for everyone in your area. Um, how do I talk to just this person? They’re just not responding to you. I don’t blame ’em. Yeah. Okay. Let’s find a new person. Sometimes, you know, sometimes things happen, sometimes they don’t. Oh, here’s two people. Say, Hey, I’m, I’m. Do I look familiar to you? Trying to get recognized in Brookehaven. Trying to get recognized? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you’re chasing them. That’s good. Yeah. Don’t let, don’t let ’em lose you. Well, and I’m just chasing one of ’em. She’s fast. This is how many of my friendship started in grade school. Hold on. How do they go so fast? I think they’re in better shape than us. Okay. How do I. I mean, it is a bit odd for you to be stuck– Do I look familiar? No one’s watching me now. Yeah, I’m… Go upstairs. Okay. There we go. Oh, we look. There we go. Here we go. Oh, he’s playing. It’s like, hi, you left your door unlocked. Here we go. Request piggyback. Yes, yes, yes. I’m on the back. We’ve just gotten on the back of a stranger. I didn’t even jump off. Oh, oh. And now you’re taking over his desk. Got him. Look at him. Look at him trying to get back in his desk. Do I look familiar? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so what? How do I play the computer game? That I don’t know. Yeah, sometimes you, you’re gonna suck at it. Oh my gosh. That’s great. Look at me type. Look at me. Type. Look at me type. Look at me type. It’s just so meta right now. Look Link! Your hand, you’re like, uh, I’m on a com. I I’m on a keyboard. On a keyboard. Typing, man. I’m typing. Okay, here we go. Piggyback. Is he still in here? You, you, you waltzed into some dude’s house. Got a piggyback on it for a second, and you jumped on his back and then I jumped on his. He gets up and you start typing. Typing. Do I look familiar? Okay. It’s a wonderful planned neighborhood. Yeah. Oh, we’re going downhill a little bit. No cars, traffic’s. Oh, there’s a swan car. Car. I think you can get on a horse. If I’m not mistaken. Yes. If you, you, if you hit vehicle, you can probably get your own on the, the right side. Oh, yes. Oh, I’m in. I’m in. I’m in, I’m in. Oh, I’m in there you are. You’re in there. I know how to just get in things I to, I yak to man. Oh, oh. Oh, oh, that’s what, that’s what the swan car said on it. Where are you going? That was not a confession. Uh oh. I guess I kind of do though. What? I yak, what does yak mean? Vomit. Hi. Yeah. Hi. I yak to it. Hi. I don’t. Okay. I don’t. Do I look familiar? That’s your boyfriend that you broke into the house. Piggyback. Ride. I broke. Why does it not let you just keep typing? It’s crazy. I hate the way this works. I broke into your house and jumped on your back. Remember me? Quit doing that. I, I broke into your house and jumped on your back, and I yak too. Okay? Okay, Rhett. You are cool. That’s good. Compliments. Can I get another piggy ride back? Get closer. Get closer. There you go. Oh, he’s laying down for it. Oh, oh, oh. He’s submitting to me. Oh, no. Can I get a piggyback ride? I’m really trying. Maybe you want to give a pic. Turn around. Give a piggyback. How do you give a piggyback? Take, take, take. He’s giving anything. He gave. He gave you a present. Take a phone. Oh. Oh, that’s nice. You look, you’re pointing it right up at your face. You’re looking at it. Oh, it’s one of those foldy phones. Gotta get it closer to your face to read it. Uh, look. What did he say? Who let him cook? What? That’s what it says. That that’s a, a, this his name. Thank you. Huh? We get, I, I think so. One of it would let you do it on the sidebar. Brook Haven is my, my favorite town. Everybody lets me walk in their house and get on their back. Okay, well, I feel like we’ve had a cool time with this person, but. I feel like we’ve had a cool time, but you gotta move on. Ain’t no piggyback happening. What do I do with that? Why is my back? Right pocket white? The house number 35? Yes. There were just some jeans I found. It’s cool. Now I’m gonna, I wanna feel cool and just ditch this person. That makes you feel cool? Yeah. See if you can get somebody to chase us. Oh yeah. Yeah. Look at, look at this place. Are they following? If you go into town, you can also like. It’s like if Minecraft had a lot of asphalt. Megan, what? If you go into town and find a business, you can get a job. We ain’t got time to go get a job. I’m gonna tell you that right now. Maybe the stables. There’s stables. Go say hi to a horse. That’s about all the time of you. Hi horse. I think you can ride your own horse. If you click the um, vehicle button again. Oh, I want to get a horse piggyback on a horse is just riding a horse. Vehicle. Scroll down. Horse. You see the horse? Oh. And oh, I’m on a horse. And you can, you can change the color too. I’m on a horse. We don’t care about the color. Okay. Alright, you, you can change the color. That will be riveting content. Okay. I’m sorry. I’m trying to give you a good time. You know what would be fun if we changed the color of our horse? I don’t understand all this customization. I’m going into the hospital with my horse. Oh, I’m sorry. You’re basic. Geez. I’m sorry. Hold on. I wanna. This is a John Mulany bit. Horse in a hospital. Horse at a hospital. Yeah. Oh, is it? All right. Me and Megan gotta make up. Yeah. Before this is over. There’s no people all. I’m sorry. Thank you, I accept your apology. There’s no people in this hospital. Basic, change the color of the horse. I made it black. Okay. Alright. There you go. Yeah. See? Isn’t that nice? Yeah, that was good. That was, that was quite a payoff to that. Hold on. There’s an x-ray. Oh, let’s X-ray this horse. Don’t radiate the horse. We’re gonna, we’re X-raying the whole horse. Come on, horse. Horse tank going in there. Okay, dude. No. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Alright. It’s over, dude. It’s over. I’m in. I’m in. I’m in. I’m in, I’m in. I’m gonna X-ray him. It’s over, man. Max speed. Ahhhhh!! I think. I think I died. [Crew]: The horse! Look at my horse. Oh no. This is like an a 24 movie. Look at my horse. Look at my horse. Why? I want someone to look at my horse. If wasn’t already black, I just say you burned him. Where’s my friend? Mark your calendars for May 15th at 5:00 PM Pacific. It’s the Sporked Live Taste-test-a-thon Subscribe to Sporked today so you don’t miss out.