Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re about to get a tour of all the new spicy snacks that are worth trying, and let’s see what you should be buying. But first, we really want to tell you about our favorite new, uh, series. Well, I mean, really Link should tell you all about it because it’s called Link Neal, fix my Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, um, it, it mostly happens over Zoom because all I gotta do is just give a quick look and a lot of opinion. Yep. But sometimes I’ll show up and I’ll fix people’s lives. Um, uh, sometimes it’s like, oh, you got something stuck in your teeth. Those are the easy ones. I’m gonna tell you how to tell. Tell us about a hard, one of the hard episode one of episode three with, with, uh, uh, Bill. Oh, yeah, Bill. Um, Bill had quite a fixation. On, um, uh, uh. Scratching. Yeah. The scratching is outta control. He was, he, it was scratching in the butt region. Jesse and I were like, we can’t believe how much he’s scratching. You know? He’s, because we’re watching it together. He’s like, Hey, my hand keeps going to the back for the scratch. Digging back, scratch digging deep and scratching long and hard. Mm-hmm. And I had to, I had to, I had to fix him with that. I How’d you do that? Over Zoom. That’s, tell, tell him that, um, that the thing Well, I got him, I got him to glue butt cheeks shut and then, um, to tape his hand to the side of his face. I love the way it ended like that. Yeah. And then when he was trying to bend over and still scratch his, scratch, put his hand. Yep. That was great. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You’re doing a great job with that. Yeah, that was, that was right before it got canceled. Know, fix my life. Welcome Gwynedd. Gwynedd! Taste food. Gwynedd tells us what we should be buying. Can you– When we go out to the grocery. Can you fix my life? Because she works at Sporked. Yeah, I do. What, what’s a, what’s a big problem? Yeah. That you’re, what’s your biggest issue these days? Secondary to butt itch, I suppose. Yeah. Um, is actually chronic heartburn, so it’s perfect that we’re going to eat. Oh, great. A lot of spicy snacks today. Great. Okay. Chronic heartburn. Yeah. Okay. I have to take a pill every day. Oh, you know what they say about– Prescriptions. Chronic heartburn. What’s that? It’s all mental. Yeah. Oh my God. I’m just kidding. Oh my God. Tell my acids. You don’t drink, don’t drink a lot of water before you eat, right? Uh, no. It’s not her fault. I don’t drink a lot of Yeah. Victim blaming. No, I’m saying you gotta do something to curtail it. I don’t drink enough water in general, but I’m gonna need water for this. I’m be this, that’s for sure. I’m gonna be, uh, insulting Link, but he may not even know it because I’m gonna call him things like. You [bleep]. Oh, what is? I don’t want to know what that is. Well, that’s Swiss German for pig kid. Pig kid. Pig kid. I got more where that came from, pig kid. This card. Yeah, I know. Isn’t all right. Tell us about this. Why isn’t it piglet? Why is it pig kid? Pig kid. That’s right. Okay, listen. Got barbecue in it. These are flaming. These are pretty new. These are flaming hot Korean barbecue. Whoa. Doritos, what do you think? Do you think they pull it off? There’s a lot of flaming hot options out right now. That’s sweet at the beginning, but not too sweet. Mm-hmm. And then hot. Mm-hmm. They’ve nailed the flavors. Wow. Mm-hmm. That’s good. And at the very end, it tastes like a burrito. That’s pretty good. A dorito. Mm-hmm. But the first thing you taste is that, that Korean Spice. That’s legit. Oh. Kind of crazy. It really like, these are legit, these are legitimately good. A smoky tasting, but it’s spicy. I think the one thing that’s weird about it is it doesn’t taste like flaming hot though. And they’re not that spice fan. Right. Uh, they’re spicy. Spicy enough. Some spice. Yeah, but I mean, I’m putting this in number one. It’s good. I think we’re gonna rank ’em how much we like. Okay. I like that. Well, let just tell you right now, I agree with you. You hikinen [bleep]. Mm-hmm. Hikinen [bleep]. Hikinen [bleep]. Hikinen [bleep]. You’re doing a little accent and everything. It’s good. Hikinen [bleep]. That’s finish for sweaty winker. Oh, sweaty [bleep]. Sweaty [bleep]. Winker. Sweaty [bleep]. You sweaty. Sweaty wink. You’re a sweaty [bleep]. What you want us to eat next? How about we try Rolled gold Flaming hot. Honey mustard. Pretzels. That’s a mouthful. Ooh. Oh yes. Okay. Look at these. I like them. Oh, these are good. I mean this brand. Flavorful, twisty, crunchy. A lot of brands are trying to do the twists that are like dots, pretzels right now, I think, and FritoLay is doing their own thing with them. The honey mustard is nice, the buttery, it’s very buttery. Flavor of the pretzels is nice. Then the flamin’ hot hits after. This is an adventure. Mustard butter, then spice. And the sweetness of honey too, somewhere in there. That was a lot going on though. You’re left with that spice. Yeah. Damn. They’re pretty spicy though. That’s a spicy snack. Um, they didn’t lie. They’re all good. There’s something super special about those. Mm-hmm. I don’t think I like it as much as this, but the experience is like, there’s more to write home about. Yeah. I, I agree. Both of, both of these are winners. And the heat really lingers with these, I think. Are pretzel twists better for you than potato chips because they’re not fried? I think they are slightly, yeah, because like we’re looking at 3.5 grams of fat versus like 10, eight to 10, I wanna say in potato chips. Does that sound right? How much is in Doritos? We have, uh, seven, seven grams of fat in a, in a, in a, in a 150 calories. 11 chips. Yeah. Calorie wise, not that diff, but fat wise where skin– You can feel a little and not deep fried. Mm-hmm. Of course you can feel it. You can feel a little better about eating these. See, it says oven baked right there. Mm-hmm. Of course an [bleep] could feel it. An [bleep]. [bleep] kisser. Just German for [bleep] violin. Is that what farts sound like in Germany? Um, yeah. Very stringy. Speaking of [bleep], speaking of [bleep] and hot stuff. Did anybody, uh, yeah, did anybody see the uh, flaming hot? Preparation H, SNL. Jack Black. I did not. That’s funny though. That’s funny. New? New. I think it was Jack Black. Anyway, it was flaming hot. I get it. Preparation H and Chester. The cheetah was there like trying to like say, no, no, don’t. This is not a good idea. I love it. He, because he weighed in. It didn’t work. Alright. You’re, you’re doing good so far. Was it person dressed as Chester Cheetah or No, it was animated. Oh, it was animated. Oh really? That’s really, that’s funny. Probably directed by Mike Diva, friend of the show. Nice. How about we have another Flaming Hot Hope you’re ready for Cheetos. Flaming Hot Dill Pickle. Okay. Have we not had these? What? No, I think they’re, I’m surprised that, I’m pretty sure they’re new. I’m keep up with this stuff, so. Oh, that’s the one I wanted. Oh, I would be a really good one. That was a really good one. I know. This is a good looking one too, though. Ooh, these we, I hadn’t personally had these yet. Dang. I love these. I love them too. That’s weird. Very dill. I love all of these. I just like hot, hot things. Wow. If you like a hot pretzel, pretzel pickle, that’s good. I, I don’t, I really, I like the pickle snacks, but something about the hotness maybe ’cause it’s more hot. Mm-hmm. I love the hot Pickle stuff. It’s, it’s, I either want pickle or hot, but I don’t like hot pickle. I’m gonna go back to this. I, I think it’s nice, it’s tangy, but I feel like, I feel like the, this might be the crowd pleaser. I. I think all these are great. Yeah, they’re all good so far. What about these, these is, this is such a crowd pleaser. This is so surprising. I wanna say that I think the, if you like flame and hot, you should get Cheetos because I think the flame and hot flavor really soaks into them better and you get more heat and it lives on the outside of these more. This might be too sweet for some people. Scientifically it, you can’t go back to it because now that I’ve eaten this stuff, it, it’s made the, um, Korean style taste. Bad. That’s right. [bleep]. No. Yeah. Uhoh. That’s right. [bleep]. You calling me a [bleep]? I sure am. I’m, I’m calling you a [bleep]. A [bleep]. That’s not even that mean because I feel like you just gotta do it. You just have to, right. Oh yeah. It, there’s not a lot of spatter. It’s great. Just goes right in there. It seems really satisfying and it’s kind of like a thing that, I don’t know, it’s harder for, harder to squat than to stand. That’s right. But you, there is a art to, um, peeing with a penis outdoors. Okay. You, you want to, you don’t, you wanna write in cursive? Always. Yeah. I’m, I’m not even talking about snow. I’m talking about like, you want, you don’t want to like, go on a plant that, that isn’t gonna dump it back on you. Mm-hmm. Or you don’t want to go on a rock that’s gonna spatter it back towards you. You want to have a barrier between your feet. Mm-hmm. And preferably shins. Hmm. And then you want to pee over on the other side of that, off of something. Depend on how powerful the stream is. If you can, you gotta watch your knees too. Yeah. Why you watch your knees into a hands in the air like this, into a canyon or into a hole of some kind. If you don’t have a with a hole is great to go off of. And even then, you gotta be close enough that when it comes back at you’re, you’re always thinking about the ending. Like when it’s, when it comes down and close. Yeah. You gotta be able to lean over the thing that you’re peeing passed and still get, you never, you never thought there was this much to it. There’s this, this, there’s an art to it. And I’m sold honestly, you know. Hey, how about Tabasco? Bugles. Oh, oh, Tabasco. I love Tabasco. We’re gonna take a break from flaming hot stuff for a moment. Tabasco’s got a good little flavor. It’s like very unique to other hot sauces, right? Like you can tell when something’s Tabasco flavored. Ideally, it’s good on eggs, it’s good on Tabasco, and you have to pick the right thing to put it on. Oh, it’s very, I would call it like acidic. Mm-hmm. Tobacco is mostly vinegar. Mm-hmm. Very vinegar. It knows, yeah. It, it does work with the savoriness of a bugle. I like that. In the same way that putting Tabasco on like fried chicken is acceptable. I. I don’t eat bugles a lot, but I think I like ’em. Bugles are interesting because I like these. They have so many savories. Mm-hmm. Including nacho cheese and ranch flavor. Mm-hmm. But then they’ll also go sweet. Mm-hmm. Chocolate one. There’s chocolate ones. That seems like it would work for me. I like just the plain bugles. They’re greasy. They’ll go on your fingers. Yeah. That’s what I was trying to do, but I think my fingers might be too fat and grown up now. Yep. That’s a, that’s a childhood dream. You had to let go of it. Bugles are, let me help you here. I’ll go. Bugles are getting flattened. Mm-hmm. They’re getting flatter over these, don’t you think? Yes. Well, I think not my fat finger apart. I think link personally. Man. Wow, man. Mono means hand, right? Mm-hmm. Ka kati, what does that mean? Well, you should your hand and then slap yourself in the face. Ouch. Gross. Is that gonna cure something? Uh, no. It probably cause problems. Is that a form of self, self care? It would probably cause pink eye. I think talkers were putting poop on their face recently. Oh, really? Don’t do it. Yeah. Oh gosh. Idiots. You know it idiots. Alright, how are we feeling about this ranking? Because I’m, I’m keeping these at the bottom. Uh, I think if, I’m think if I’m taking into account like. Global tastes. Yeah, I think the Beatles are at the bottom. Okay. Okay. Just keep going. I’m gonna fair. Taki’s nacho explosion. I like a Taki. Oh, I tried these and I really like ’em. Are they trying to tell us that these aren’t even spicy? They’re just cheesy. No, so they actually are, they have a hot, they have a heat meter on bags of Taki, so you can see how hot you can expect them to be. Pretty hot. So these are not as hot as like pgo. But they’re good. I think they’re better than the dill pickle because they’ve been road tested. Yeah, I think I agree with you. Okay. Are they better than the pretzel twists? I don’t think so. I really, really, really like them. They’re so cheesy too. ’cause they’re, they really do a lot. They do. They’re doing a lot. Yeah. They do a lot for you. Hmm. Okay. I think this is our last thing we’re trying is the Doritos. Well, before you do that, okay. Yeah. Let him insult me again. Did you know like that. A TC Nja. Aja, did you know that? I didn’t know mother. A TC N promotion. Your mother married a reindeer. That’s a, that’s like really harsh. This is like a Nordic, I got him Nordic insult. That’s way harsh. Mm-hmm. So it’s like a roundabout way of saying your dad’s a. Reindeer. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I’m glad she married him before she did all that stuff with the reindeer. Me too. Hey, how about Doritos? Genina. Mita Extra Genina Mita at Dina Mita is how I say this. Tell me if you think that I’m Dino Maita. Hold on. So Doritos is doing Taki, basically? Yes. Mm-hmm. No one told us. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I’m here to tell you and look how dark they are. Can they do that? I guess they can. They can do what they want. Extra hot. Frito-Lay can do whatever they want. I know they’re, they got the meter and it’s going up off the charts. Two X’s is so intimidating to me. I would never buy a snack with two X’s on it. No, not a lot of flavor at the beginning. Mm-hmm. I don’t think the chip tastes as good as a Taki. Right. No. No, it’s hot. No. Mm-hmm. This is just straight heat. Woo. Put it at the bottom. Woo. It is at the bottom. Mm-hmm. Oh gosh. That’s what I think. There are snacks. Gives them my nose. Mm. There are snacks that are for people who would just like want to eat something extremely spicy is like their cousin dared them to do it. Is there something like that. But there’s just no, there’s no flavor there. No Taki’s are so much better. I think. I completely agree. But I’m still going back to the Bugle. Of course you’re going back to the Bugles because Grozna kato salata. I’m sorry. Grozna kato salata. Gross knob? Bulgarian for you are as ugly as salad. Ouch. I’ve, I’ve seen some beautiful salads. I mean I, I think most salads are beautiful. I guess not in Bulgaria. What do they putting salads in Bulgaria. Yeah, they got something against salad out there. Tell us in the comments. Oh my, never have a salad in Bulgaria. So I think we should move the Koreans. I don’t think they’re number one, after all this. Okay. I think, I think I agree with that. Especially if it’s a spicy snack ranking. Oh gosh. I’ll leave it, move it it down below dill, but I think it might be below dill. I know. ’cause y’all love dill so much. So this is our, this is our, this is our ranking here. I think it’s a good ranking. We’re feeling we’re feeling good about it. Yeah. These Rold Golds, They got a lot going on, right? Just like the three of us. So let’s get to it. Everything we have going on. Right. Can I take some home? This is absolutely, this is kind of ridiculous. We have a whole chub of it. I don’t know if you know this, but they measure processed meat loaves in chubs. I measure life in Chubbs. I, I measure life in Chubbs right now.