Welcome to Good Mythical More. Can we identify a drink just by listening to it being opened? Yeah. We can also tell you what this word means. Yes, we can. Gablock. Gablock. Gablock? Gablock. I mean is that– Gablock. So. I mean, if I was taking that literally, it would be something that would lock your mouth. Your mouth so that you can’t gab. But that, I don’t think that would be, that’s probably not a, a Gablock. A gah, gab, a gay block. It’s a gay block. Yeah. It’s a block that’s attracted to the same oriented blocks. Yeah, yeah. It’s like a magnet. Blocks that are oriented in the same direction, like to, like, are, are attracted to each other. It’s a gay block, it’s a geological term. Spur attached to the heel of a fighting [bleep]. Oh gosh, y’all. So a fighting, uh, chicken, chicken fight. They’ll put a spur on it. Spurs. Yeah. So that when they go like that? Basically, it’s ugly. They fight. It’s ugly. Mm-hmm. It’s ugly. I’ve, so you’ve seen it, you’ve been to the chicken fights. I’ve never been to a chicken fight. The [bleep] fights? Wouldn’t go. I wouldn’t go. I wouldn’t go either. I wouldn’t go. Um, especially after hearing about the ga, gablock. That’s kinda sad. What if the right person invited you though? Like I, I’d have to. Who’s the right person? Well, who’s the right person? I don’t know. Like your mom. Like my mom. What if your mom was like, I wanna bond with you, and I’m really into chicken fighting. Is she? She might be. What? Well, I’m gonna call her and find out. Yeah. What number is she these days? 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1. One. 2, 2, 2. He’s calling his mom about the chicken fights. Hey mom. That’s not how you talk Link. It’s Link. That’s not how you talk to her. Yeah. I’m your, I’m your only child. She doing okay? Are you doing okay? Rhett wants to know. She’s doing okay. Uh, okay. I want to know what did I wanna know? What a, uh, if she’s wanted to go. She’s been going to chicken fight. Have you been going to [bleep] fights? Are you into that? You what? That’s pretty good. That’s pretty good. I don’t think. That’s pretty good the way you interrupted yourself. You should be doing that, mom. I mean, do you see what, what happens to the chickens afterward? Well, or during? They eat ’em. Yeah, they eat. They eat. They eat. All right. Do they eat ’em after? Okay. Yeah. She says, she says they eat ’em. Yeah. Okay. But that’s still not Well, I, I just, I don’t want you, you, you shouldn’t be. Why are you defending [bleep] fighting so hard? Hey. Is that where….. All your money’s coming from? Oh, from… Don’t ick her. What do you call it when you– Don’t Yuck. Don’t yuck her yum. Yum. I, I’m sorry. I’m yucking your yum. Don’t, she’s into [bleep] fighting, don’t yuck her yum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I’m not going with you. Okay. Uh, yeah. All right. I’ll, I’ll go with you. No, I’ll, I’ll go. Oh, Rhett’s gonna go with you. I’m, and I’m not gonna go and you’re both gonna get canceled. Okay. Alright. I need the details. Alright. Uh, yeah, just email it. Okay. Love you. Shit. Doesn’t mine, she doesn’t have my email address. Right. Um, don’t say it here though. He, he’ll, he’ll, he’ll, he’ll email you. What? What’s her email address? She’s gone. She hung up. I’m never gonna go to the [bleep] fighting. I know her, her email address. Okay. I’ve never seen a phone so beautifully match a person before. What? I mean, look, the glasses, the glasses color to the handle. Look that the gold and green to the Yeah, I was meant for it. It was meant to be. That’s why I love lost. Really? It’s like a stained glass. It’s like, it’s like a light fixture from Pizza Hut that they turn into a Coca-Cola phone. Oh yeah. So we, I’m gonna be, uh, listening. I’ll start, I’m gonna listen to something open. I’m gonna tell you what drink it is, and then if I can’t get it, uh, are we doing it together? No, no, no. Close your eyes. Close your, close your blind. And then I’m gonna smell it if I can’t get it by the sound, but first it’s just the ear hole. Okay, here we go. You ready? Mm-hmm. Don’t want you smelling it. How specific do I need to be? Um, well, I’ll tell you. Just guess. Well, it’s still a soft drink. I know that much. It is a brown soft drink. What do you think it is? You think it has caffeine? Did you hear any caffeine? It’s straight Coke. Nope. No. Let me smell it. Pepsi? Nope. Oh. I’ll give you another smell. It’s a diet. Nope. Well, now I’m gonna have to give you a taste. I mean, this is kind of like, here you go. Now taste it. Is it tap? Uh, well, I’ll tell you, is it wet? Oh, it’s clear. Is it wet? It’s misty. Nope. Is it wet? Is it wet? Yes, it’s wet. Nope, it’s not. Oh, is this Canada dry? Take off your mask. Canada Dry. Look at that. Canada Dry, you struck out. Now let me see if I can do it. Alright, I’m just listening at this point. Okay. Are you ready? Yes. Here we go. Oh, what a crisp opening, like the start of a winter movie. Um, I think we’re, we’re still in a fizz. Like a lifetime movie about winter? Yeah. Uh, okay. So we’re fizzy, but we’re not as fizzy. You opened it fast. Okay. But I still don’t think there was as much fizz. What has less fizz, but some fizz. Sunkissed. Nope. Alright, we need a smell. I think you’ll get it with a smell. Let me pour it. I think you’ll get it with a smell. It’s got a, what I would consider– New grape. No. Old grape. Uh. You know that. This is, um, monster. Red Bull, Energy Drink. Red Bull. You got it. Red Bull. I got it. I got it before you did. Let me, you know what? I wish we could get that barqs can, so y’all could see it. Hey, ma, Link. Um, just wanted to tell you, uh, why, why did I, oh no, why did I call her? Well, you didn’t, you’d never announced it to me. Oh, I didn’t. You just said, hold on, and you called her. Oh, I got, I was calling to let you know that I got, I got it right when, when I smelled it. She doesn’t know what it is. Yeah. I’m, I’m smelling, I’m smelling drinks if I can’t listen to em. Yeah. Okay. All right. I’ll tell him. Ask her some of the, ask her some of the [bleep] names. The some, who’s she betting on? She already, she. Who’s she betting on? She said, she says, you’re not invited. To the [bleep] fights? Yeah. That’s disappointing. Alright, I’m ready to hear another one. Why go to a [bleep] fight when you can watch two guys listen to drinks open? You ready? Here we go. We’re let the [bleep] fights of the new generation. Ready? Yeah. Deep. That my friend is a tea. Hahah. It’s a tea. Why do you say that? Well, you know what? It was a big deep, oh, it could be liquid death. It could be liquid death. Oh my gosh. It because it has no fizz and it’s so deep. It could be Arizona tea or liquid death, and I’ve gotta make a choice. I disagree that there’s no fizz. Let me hear. Now there’s no fizz. You think there was fizz? I didn’t hear it. I think there was. I think there was. There was fizz. Huh? I was gonna say Arizona tea. That’s not right. All right, so now I’m gonna let you, I’m gonna let you smell it at. Smell it. Smell it. Now you poured it into the thing for me to smell. Yeah, ’cause I’m a good friend. Because I didn’t do that for you the first time. But I’m gonna do that. I wanted to open it up, let it breathe. Well, okay. That, that is gonna make it easier. Oh, oh, that’s, uh, um, oh, what is that? It’s so obvious. I just can’t tell you what it is. It’s that thing that tastes, that smells just like that thing that, that I’m smelling. You know what I’m saying? It is the thing that smells exactly like the thing I’m smelling. Right. Smell again. Yeah. Here it is. It’s good. It smells good. Yeah. Fruity. Yeah, but not too fruity. Not too it is. You smell again something else. Good. Go to your right. Go to your right. Keep going. You right. There you go. It’s not LaCroix. That’d be, that’d be weird a LaCroix, man. I’m gonna need to taste it ’cause I can’t remember what this smell is. Okay. He froze. He froze up. When you don’t know that you’re about to drink beer and then you drink it, but what beer is it? He knows it’s beer. It’s knows it’s beer. It’s a, it’s a Guinness. No, no, it’s a hoppy beer. It’s an IPA. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yep. It’s a hoppy, hoppy hoppy. Hop. Hop and, and what, what can hop across a pond. A duck. What else? A stone. A stone IPA. What? Rhett. I gave you such a good clue. That’s good. That’s a, that’s a good beer. That’s, that’s a hard hitting beer with it. San Diego’s own right. 6, 6.9%. 69. And uh, it’s a good can. It’s got the double on it. Mm-hmm. I’ll have a stone IPA at a, at a cookout. You’ll see me with one of these. Yep. Yep, yep. Lemme call the devil and see. See if he does. He’s into a [bleep] fighting. Hello. This is Link Neal calling for the devil. Uh, yes. I’ll hold. He’s busy. Yeah. They getting him. He’s busy, or her, what are the devil’s pronouns? They. I never really thought about it. Do you? I think it. Hey, it’s Link. Um, yep. From the internet. Um, he knows me. Of course he does. He knows me well. Yeah. Um, thanks for taking my call. I don’t want to take too much of your time, but I was just, I was wondering if you were into [bleep] fighting. Is that right? Too tame, huh? Okay. It’s too mainstream. Okay. You used to be into it. Oh, it was the gay blocks that did it to you. He doesn’t like the gay blocks. Okay. He wants it to be more pure. You want the chickens to just fight using their own means. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Alright. Alright. Yes, I’ll do it. I will do it. I promise. Hold up. In exchange for? No! Exactly. Don’t make a deal with the devil. Yeah, no, no, no. Do it. No, no, no, no, no, no. I’m gonna do it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Deal. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He made a deal with the devil. All right. I’m going to, uh, start, uh, an anti-gablock um, letter writing campaign to the, to the chicken fighters. Can we do it through change.org? And, um, yeah, we can. He didn’t care how we do it as long as it happened. And, um, in exchange for that, I’ve, I’ve given him a gift certificate to the mythical store. Oh, for how much? $5. Oh, I thought you were gonna say 666. No, I played him. Okay. That’s not too bad of a deal. Is it my go? Yes. Boy, we’re having fun. Boy, we’re having fun. Look. Come on, buckle up. Oh, sorry. Okay. Open it. Okay. You got this. You got it. No, no fizz at any point. Um, but it was a tight, it was a tight topped can. That’s just the way I open cans, man. Why you, why you open ’em so hard? What, what, what? I’m just on top of it. What are you doing now? Snapping. I’m demonstrating how quick I am with the can. Non-carbonated. No fizz. Um. Huh. But still in a can. Is there dairy in it? I don’t believe so. Oh. Um, you could, you could add a little dairy. I think this might be a non-dairy milk. This is coconut milk. No. This is water. Smell. You got to really smell deep. You, I got, it’s so, so mild. Mm-hmm. Put it right under my nose. I am shaking it. Don’t breathe on me so hard. Well, I almost drip some on you. I’m, I, it’s, it’s almost odorless, but there’s a bit of, there’s a little bit of odor. If you knew what it was, you would smell it. I think it’s yogurt. But you said it wasn’t dairy. It’s not yogurt. Canned yogurt. You might need to taste it. Why don’t you just taste it. Have you had that drinkable yogurt? Have y’all had that? That’s good. You talking about Keif? Here? Here, not Keifir. Like you can get yogurt drink at a lot of like . Yeah. The places around here and we, we also have those like pouches that you. That are inappropriate to drink at the office. In the office. Why are they inappropriate? Well, I just feel– What is this? I consume them, but then they’re like little, little toddler pouches, it’s a little weird to be in a meeting, to be like, excuse me for a second. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. You can’t suck on a pouch in a meeting. This is a flat mountain dew. Nope. Is it a flat drink? Yep. Yes. It’s a completely flat Sprite. No, you, when you know what it is, you’ll know why you thought that. This drink is it, is it as is intended to be enjoyed? Yes. This drink tastes like a flat, soft drink and it always will. A lemonade. I always thought, oh, close. Keep going. Le, lemon. It’s lemon flavored. Lemon flavored aid. What might– Lemon. What might Arnold Palmer have to say about this? Oh, this is a, this is a, this is a lemon tea. Correct, sir. It is. Brisk iced tea. Brisked. Your mom, the devil, or your mom. Hello? Yeah, he’s right here. Um, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Well, I kind of want to, I don’t want, you’re alright, but it’s my prize. Oh, oh, well in that case, all right, here you go. Who is it? It’s for you. Who is it? You’ll see. Hello. Hi, Jesus. Uh, no, I, no, I didn’t, I didn’t mean it. Hey, give it back to me. Uh, Link wants to talk to you. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I, I’m, I’m, I’m back in. Him? Nope. Definitely not. Definitely not. Uh, yeah, I’ve been talking to Satan. Yeah, but I wasn’t pro [bleep] fighting. Don’t tell him that. Don’t tell him that. I– Don’t tell him I’m here. Yeah. I like chicken. Tell him I left. And Rhett wants you to know that he left. Okay. Oh, he said he knows you left and that you’re never coming back. I, that’s not what I meant. I mean, I left the room. All right. All right. He, he’s still here telling me that he’s left the room. He’s lying to you. Um, yeah. Yeah. You made the right choice. Yep. Yep. Okay. Alright. Do you want me to call, uh, Satan? Oh, okay. Hmm. They got a direct line. No way. Yeah, like a bat phone type thing. Are you merging? Okay. Jesus. Are you on a merged call with Jesus? Yeah, you can. Satan. Yeah. Yeah. 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