Welcome to Good Mythical More. You have an idea for a tattoo. You have described it to us. Now we are going to illustrate it. So that you can take it in to a trusted tattoo artist. Yep. To get it permanently applied to your body. Using a screenshot that you’re gonna take. But first we’re going to Boogie Down Now. I call mine the dolphin. What do you call yours? It doesn’t have a name. Oh, really? Yeah. It shall be unnamed. It is the name that shall not be. It is the dance that shall not be named. Okay. Did we put a prompt out? We did. We said, do you have an idea for a tattoo? But don’t know exactly how to execute it. Send in your tattoo ideas. And, uh, Rhett and Link will design your next tattoo. Yeah we will. And you’re gonna have two options. Oh, we got 400 asks. Well, we gotta, we better go quick. Exactly when we get through ’em all these are gonna be fast. And you’re gonna have two options. You can get one or both. There are no rules. We only this. Oh, I’ve, okay. This. Oh, I only found one black marker. If you want a black tattoo. Now you were about to be outta luck. You were going to have probably a purple one. First one. We’ve selected, uh, a smaller number than 400, so please, please take your time, take this seriously. You gotta get these tattoos. Um, this first one’s from Max who says, I want a GMM tattoo, but subtle. So if Link gets canceled, it’s not regretful. I was thinking about a realistic Randler, but that seems too boring. Yeah, you got the, um, subtle, huh? You got the, um, but you want to have the, the antlers. You want to have the antlers. Realistic? But he said. Yeah, but it, it seems too boring. The realistic Randler. I’ll also say text. Yeah. I feel as if text is an option or tattooing. That’s what I mean. It’s like, that’s what I’m going with. If you pick a certain thing, you can bend the meaning of it, you know? Well, I mean, if Max was thinking a realistic Randler, then I, I want to stick with the antlers. But then, I mean, if you, if I did Antlers and then the name Max, so you’d remember your own name, then that would, that would seem like this idea kind of works. You remember what your name is and, but it kind of evokes the dog in, um. Uh, the Grinch. The Grinch. Well, also Max is the name of the character and where the wild things are, I think. Oh, so that works for both of those? Yeah. You’re, you’re getting three different, um, brands in, in one. You different are also advising that, uh, they tattoo their own name on their. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So they don’t forget it. Mine is text heavy. I will say that. All right. I, I’ll remove Max. I think this could be on, on the thigh or it could be on the upper arm. Um, and you could get the tattoo artist to clean this up a little bit, but this is, I love GMM, but I got this before Link got canceled. So this is really. It’s like a wraparound, it’s like a band. It could be, oh, in fact, this line could be barbed wire. Uhhuh actually, I actually recommend that that be barbed wire. I, I’m just gonna go with the simple, um, antlers that then you, you put on the side of something. Like you could put it on like you either side of your thumb. It could be anything. You could just, you could just be a hunter. You could put your thumb and then you could have ’em coming up here, like your thumb has antlers. Or you could put ’em, you could put ’em on the back of your neck, like going up and then around your ears. They could be really big, so like start back here, antlers up there. Uh, but ultimately I think you should, Max, shave part of your head and then tattoo the antlers up here. And then that way you just grow hair, wear a hat. It goes bald. Wear a wig if I get canceled. So that’s where these are going. Yeah. Okay. And don’t shave your whole head, just shave the place where, where you want the handlers to be, and then it’ll, it’ll grow back. It’ll grow back. It’ll grow back. This next one is from Abigail. Who wants a Batman themed tramp stamp. Batman. Okay. So first of all, let me draw the. Huh? Let me draw the butt cheeks here. Okay. Batman themed. In the tramp stamp area. I, so this is, this is the area we’re working on here. I need, uh, I need something here. Um, right in here. Debit de debit, debit, debit, debit, debit. Batman. Bat tra. I’m trying to remember what that looks like. You, what are you do? You’re looking up what? No, no. I was looking up what the grappling hook, but that’s, oh, you’re gonna put a grappling not come out. I wanted to look. A grappling hook was coming outta the butt crack. Oh, that’s a good idea. But now I’ve got a new idea. Bless you. New idea. Because it, because what is just the, the, the Batman symbol? Nobody needs that. I mean, but if you start with the Batman symbol, which is it? This, I don’t really know that that’s, that I, I think I did accidentally, just did the Wu-Tang symbol, but upside down. Is that the Wu-Tang symbol? Yes. I did the upside down Wu-Tang symbol. Maybe you just go with an actual, like go literal with it, like, yes. Okay. So, and then down here you said Batman, but I went with Robin. This is the official Robin symbol. But I’ve added ectum. So there you go. And you can make ectum as small as you want. This could be this, the little arrow in ectum could be really tiny, but that’s the R. And that could be, uh, it could be yellow, yellow. It doesn’t always show up very well in a tattoo, but it could be if you wanted to do that, Kectum. Hectum? Rectum. That’s the Robin R Man look. Oh, it’s a perfect rendition of it actually. Okay. Yeah, that’s pretty good, Rhett. Uh, I went with a anatomically correct male bat. It’s a bat man. It’s very clear that this is a male bat. Well, they’re mammals bats. Don’t they have penises just like we do? Yeah. Well, they’re very small penises though. They’re very small penises so that they can fly. You can’t fly with a big penis. That’s the only reason that humans can’t fly. And then you just have to pick which side of the butt crack you want the bat penis on. That’s the thing. A lot of people, when they, you get screenshot of that, I get closer. A lot of people, when they get a chance to wish for the ability to fly, they forget that if you get the ability to fly, your penis gets really small because the genie has to make physics work. Oh. So be careful what you wish for. All right. See you go. Jacob d says, I want to capture my love for peanut butter and mourn the loss of it leaving my life. My fiance is deathly allergic. Oh, oh, mourn. Okay, so, um, if we have the, if we have the peanut butter, okay. Um, we do here. And then this is the, and then we we’re doing one peanut here. So you’re mourning the peanut butter, but not your fiance. Right, right. Because I mean, first of all, if it. Does this, does this look like a, a dead jar of peanut butter? Ooh, that’s a pretty good Link. Dead jar of peanut butter. I was gonna try something similar to that. But that is so ugly. Let me go ahead and finish it. But so are allergies. Allergies are an ugly reality. Oh yeah. Yours is better. You, you’ve still got the jar on yours, so you’ve got the lid on your jar. Yeah, but I don’t really know how to do. Eee, I wanna put, I’m wanna put my, I wanna put my jar lid up there too. Can I share my idea? Yeah. What’s your idea? I was thinking of a, a jar of jif, but instead of JIF, it was RIP. Oh yeah. Yeah. Let try that. Oh, that’s better than anything that we’ve come up with because mine was just the same thing. A peanut butter that looked like a, you know, I don’t know how they do that death symbol. Nice. But I like what, your idea better. It’s a lowercase I. It’s a lowercase I, what? JIF, j, i, f. Yeah. It is, it’s interesting. But it’s it’s the same height. It’s like that. Yep. That’s pretty good. That’s good. Pretty good. And I think you could give that to a screenshot of that. You, I mean, I, if I were you, I would give this concept to a, to a talented artist. What? That’s what I would do. Yeah. What? Because you, you know, you wanna get it right. It’s, it is going on your body. I’m gonna move away from blue. We haven’t used any, any, any colors yet. Okay. We can try. Next step right up. Um, it’s tough, but I will have to go with this one from Claire, who says BDSM Scrub mommy and daddy, up for any and all interpretations. BDSM. Scrub. Scrub. Mommy and daddy? Yeah. What’s the scrub Mommy and daddy? I don’t know. Sponge. Oh, is it the sponge? Hold on. It’s scrub Daddy sponge? What? Smiley face. Sponges. But, but they said up for any and all interpretation. Scrub. Daddy, mommy. So you can interpret it. Hold on. I don’t, I didn’t know what scrub Harvey was. Sponge the sponge that has the face in it. That’s a sexual thing. No, no. The, the BDSM part is the sexual part. Is this like a magic eraser but with a face? Oh, BDSM Scrub Daddy. Okay. Scrub Daddy and mommy scrub. Mommy and daddy. So just a general pull that, pull that back up. Okay. So let me get a, uh, okay, so you’ve got this. I’m such a horrible drawer today. I’m trying to draw, I mean, this thing, it’s kind of creepy looking. Is what it, what it looks like in general. It’s like a, this is nothing but foam. So this is what we’re starting out with. Oh, you try, okay. I see what you’re doing. You’re ball gagging it. So I got scrub daddy with a ball gag. Yeah, that’s good. And then, then mine. Is that what a ball gag looks like? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That looks good. And then what about whips? Whips and chains? Yeah, we can have one of those coming out from I, I think there’s chains. There’s chains over here. We have a whip coming around this way, and then we have another whip. Coming around that way, so I got a whip. But if you look at the end of the whip, it is a dick. Come on now. They’re up for anything. I like yours better and I like it without the whip. ’cause that looks like a fishing rod. I. Looks like a really short fishing ride. Are you in, are you into fishing? Yeah. Don’t do the whip. Just do the ball, G. Like no talking while fishing. Mine sucked. I’m going with the red. Hold that up for screenshot. You. You could do, that’s right. Mommy and daddy. If you want, you could do each one. What do people use those mommy and daddy scrubber for? Just scrub their body. Just scrub. Apparently it’s used in BDSM scrubbing time. Dishes, scrub your dishes. My daughter and I want to get a matching tattoo. That’s what I do. Since it will be our first one for the both of us, it will need to be small. We want one that represents our love for plants, flowers, GMM, and Chihuahuas. Okay. Amanda and Harper. Oh, well you just need to get everything I got. I got plants, I got chihuahuas, I got, I mean, dang. Just, just get my, just get my tattoos. Just get dad. Um, but if you want to go simpler, the thing is, when you have matching tattoos, have you seen the ones where they don’t work until they’re brought together? Like Oh, that’s a different thing. Yeah. If you hug somebody complimentary tattoos, like you and I, what we should do is we should do a handshake tattoo. Like shake my hand. Yeah, we should. And then what we’ll do is like, it’ll go across your hand and then it’ll go like, on this part of my hand, I can’t draw now. So like something like that, that’s what we’re gonna do. Okay. So this is a, a daughter. I love the fact that like Amanda and Harper, they’re sending these in like thinking that we’re actually gonna help, oh, we’re gonna help plants, flowers, GMM and Chihuahuas. I think if the G, the M and the M, if one G was a chihuahua, that could work. So like, I’m gonna do a chihuahua. Ears, what does that look like? And then it’s gonna go like this, and then it’s gonna go like that. So that’s a Chihuahua, EG. And then the M would be for plants. I should have made this bigger. So you’re gonna have to, so this is a, it is a chihuahua coming out of the top of a plant and on. The plant is the GMM logo, which I’m not gonna take the time to fully do the FLAME logo, but just so you know. So it’s like, basically like it’s a plant chihuahua. It’s a Chihuahua plant. Chihuahua. Chihuahua plant. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And the flower is the chihuahua’s head. That’s the blooming part. Do you see that? How about a couple options here? How about what I did? That’s pretty cool. This is, looks like Lucky Charms. This is the chihuahua. But this needs to be the nose. And then these are the eyes. It look, it looks like a, looks like a demented pig now. So it’s a pig. You got yourself a pig, you got yourself. These are plants made to an M. And then does that flower look like an M to you? Kind of. Kind of. If you asked me what letter does this flower look like? I would be like, well, M is the only thing I can come up with. Okay, good, good, good. I think, I think that’s it. And then I think, so we’ll just cut this in half and then one of you will get this ugly piggy and the other one gets this nice flower and then you get half of that. And where do they get it? On their buddies. Um, arms. And then you move up against each other like that or something. ’cause they’re father daughter. Side, side, side to side. Yeah. Or, or mother daughter. I don’t know what’s happening. Thank you. Okay. You want one more? Oh yeah. This is from Bren with an exclamation point. I’m going to school to be a mortician, and I want a tattoo with two skeletons somehow representing them in love. I believe in you guys. Two skeleton skeletons are so hard. Can we just stick with mortician skeletons in love? That’s sad. Well, yeah. Yeah. I mean, let’s celebrate. The mortician ship in some way. I do feel like that creatively, that gives you a, I’ve got an idea now. You know the thing about skeletons that you fail to remember is that without everything else, when it’s just bone, it doesn’t stay intact. I mean, you’ve got basically just a grouping of unattached bones. That’s what, that’s what skeletons become. All right, so see I got, I got one skeleton again. It’s, it’s just a pile. It’s just a pile of bones. And how is this pile of bones gonna be in love with another pile of bones? Maybe we’ll add some, oh, I got an idea. Maybe I’ll add some, I’ll add a a love bone. Love bone. Oh gosh. I feel great about this. Uh, I feel like this is actually a tramp stamp that has a tramp stamp built into it. What? So, alright, that’s wild sounding. This is a butt that has been sewn shut because that’s what had the morticians do. Okay. Oh, that’s cool. It is a butthole that has been sewn shut. That’s nice. As you can see. And then it has. Two skeletons, one on each butt cheek, and then a heart as a tramp stamp. A skull. Just say, oh, two skulls. Yeah. And then a heart to represent love. And then you get this as a tramp stamp. Oh, the whole thing. The whole thing is So that’s not your actually butt sutured. No, no. This is, this is, this is all tattoo that lives on a person. I, I made, I, I did a pot of bones. Take it or leave it. But I did, um, love bone. I did a love bone. I like the love bone. That’s good. The love bone there. Where’s the other head? If you just add the other head, I think you’re, you’re done. Oh, if I put the– Like, there’s two, it’s two skeletons that fell together and then two of their bones, love bones went up and loved each other. Yeah. So it’s basically this. It’s basically that, basically that basically that, and you can put this at the bottom of your leg, like the bones fell to the bottom. Yeah, you can only put this on the tramp stamp spot. So Bren, it’s up to you. Pretty good. I think our work here’s done. Set a reminder for tonight at 5:00 PM Pacific. It’s the Sporked live taste-test-a-thon. 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