Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are gearing up to roast some male living spaces. Who knows, we might not roast, we may compliment. I don’t think it’s gonna be good, but first we’re going to check our voicemail. Hey, it is Chase. I got diarrhea again and I can’t come into work anyways. Tell Josh that. I’m not gonna need that underwear. Bye. Chase. But you made it anyway. You made it in. Yeah, and I did take Josh’s underwear. But Chase, you’re not supposed to call that number. You’re supposed to tell Lisa. Really? Yep. Okay. I gotta talk to Lisa a lot more often than I thought. Sounded exactly like Chase. Yeah, I know. I was like, whoa. That’s a great impersonation. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I think that we’re, you know, the, the subreddit we’re looking at is male living spaces, and when you think of male living spaces, I think you think of something a little different than what we’re gonna be looking at because these are, these are males that have voluntarily chosen to brag about. Their spaces. Oh, they think they got something to show. Oh, so this is not just like PlayStation and camping chairs. Exactly. I’ve my, um, you know, me, luckily I haven’t been into many male spaces, as you know, uh, but I have the privilege of hearing from my, uh, straight female friends. What a, you know, what a, a male space typically Okay. Is like, and there’s. I feel like they are really fighting the fight, uh, straight women because, Ooh. Oh boy. Um, well, hey, let’s see. Hey, hey. Before you, us, no, no, no, no. That’s not what we’re looking at today. We’re looking at inventive male spaces, not at normal, uh, gross middle spaces. Okay. Just you don’t have anything to add to, to that? Um, I just wanna see one. Well, you’ve built it up quite a lot. I’ve never, I have no clue what you’re talking about. Would’ve been in charge of a space before. I’m really intrigued. Okay. This is the first one. This is what I mean by we’re, we’re above and beyond elevation with some of these. These are like, show up. Yeah. This is situations. This is nothing like what I was thinking. Okay. All right. Yeah. I have to recalibrate. This says, been living in here for a few years, feeling like a pretty comfortable space. A bit small, but does the job. This is in rural Nebraska. It’s a COB home that he built himself. Wow. Of what? What do you mean a cob home? A cob home is a structure made of cob, which is a natural building material made from subsoil, water and straw. It’s a mud house? Yeah. Oh, so that’s why the wall is like this ornate mud design. Dust, but he kind of made, that’s pretty cool windows. But he put like rocks and stuff. Like the sun is coming through that. Mm-hmm. Green. I love this. And you got like a Woodburn stove in there with a nice little. Two pipe system and a pull up bar. You can see the pull up bar in the upper, uh, right hand corner. Okay. And gotta have one of those. Now I’ll say the shower and toilet are outside. Good, good. And during the winter, he brings in a compo, a compost toilet. You can’t shower on a mud wall. It’ll disintegrate. I’ve tried it. No, you can’t. This will be a nice place to like stay for a night or two, but like to live permanently. It does seem a little small, but that is, that’s cool, right? Give it ’em for the males, but not, not for primary living. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so now you see what I’m talking about. These are not the, you know, spaces I was talking about previously. Is this a male space that you would, uh, like to go into? I mean, no. Oh, okay. All right. Just, okay. How about this one? So he drives his Porsche into his bedroom, which is, this is more of what I’ve been thinking. Blow up mattress, or that’s just a foam pad. What’s the black thing on top of the foam? So, so I guess the French door is completely open up so that he can drive in. Yeah. He drove his car through his patio doors so that he can sleep with it. And that’s the only thing he owns. Is a house, a Porsche, and a sleeping bed. You gotta be careful when you got a car inside, at least point it away from you. You want it to feel like it’s watching you all night while you’re sleeping. Well, I’m just saying you don’t want, have you ever seen cars leave that thing on? One comment says the mattress is supposed to go inside the race car bed. Oh, that’s too mean. What about the wall decor? Where did, is it, where did it go? I don’t, I don’t see any. Uh, just a poster. I don’t even, I don’t know where is a poster. I don’t see a poster. No, I’m saying could, couldn’t there be just a poster? I feel like this person has some, um, I feel like this person has some issues, you know, not to diagnose them, but, uh, they care too much about their car. Well, I, I care too little about their sleep. And everything else. I would like to see the garage before I pass judgment, because maybe the garage is like completely kitted out. Yeah, maybe there’s like a place to sit in the garage. Yeah. Yeah. There’s a television in there. A little desk just really needs to put the parking brake on because Yeah, tell me about it. Okay. All right. I get it. Okay. Let’s see. The next one. Whoa. Is this a. Is this a camper Van 27? This is the post says 27 male live on a US government research ship trying to make it comfy. This is on a, this is a boat in, oh aa, national Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration Research ship. This is an important organization. I think that those things on the ceiling are bunks. Did that, does that come down and then you crawl in it and sleep? Or is that the bathtub of the guy above you? The what guy from the post lives in the bottom bunk and the bottom bunk doesn’t have any windows, and then the top bunk is somebody else’s. Those are two bunks right on top of each other in the end. Oh, those are two bunks. Um, isn’t, they have a nice little rug there. They got the sink inside. Oh, I, I love a sinking inside, right there in the middle. It’s kind of the focal point of the whole room and a dorm freak living on a boat doing very important work for Noah. No. Why? Using a shoe organizer, hanging on a. On the wall. That’s, those are really good ways to organize things on ships, especially, I mean, I’ve taken one of those camping before. Mm-hmm. I used to do that. That was a little life hack of mine. Basically living in a bathroom and there’s a porthole window right there, just like on the top bunk. I like that. I think, I think you might need to put something around the piping of your, of your sink to just make that go away a little, a little. Bunting. What’s it called? You know, some bunting. A bunting. Put some bunting. He would like some bunting. I mean, in college you and I stayed in this amount of space. Just two of us. I was a top bunker. Uh, I think our dorm room was bigger than this. Probably. I think our sign dorm room, which is now a storage closet Yep. Was bigger than this. No sunlight though, in that room. We didn’t need it. Alright. I give this one a five. Oh, we’re doing that. I’ll do it on the next one. Okay. Here’s the next one. Okay. All right. This is a 24-year-old. Yep. So, so lemme just read this caption. So, to keep a long story short about why my room is the way it is, mm-hmm. I haven’t had my own room in over 10 years and I wanted to go all out since I’ve only had this room now for about four years. Hmm. I have more goals in mind regarding what I want to do with my desk space, but I’d like some advice on how I can get it less cluttered and more organized, and maybe more spacious. I. Now is this a mock thunderstorm on the ceiling? Yes. Made out of cotton balls. Okay. Yes. I was just gonna say like pillow stuffing, you cannot have sexual intercourse in this room. What if, what if it with a storm? A storm chaser? You could try, but I don’t think it would work. Yeah, get, get her heart rate up. I don’t think it would work. Oh, the storms are coming, baby. Trust me. Um hmm. I think it’s a fun little idea, but the ground effects under the bed are also suss. Yeah. I don’t like that kind of lighting under there. It feels very like maybe there’s a monster under there now. How, how do decrease the clutter on your desk? Maybe don’t make the fans so central. I mean, do you just sit at your desk in order to get fanned? What? No. Okay. Two trash cans. Well, one’s recycling, maybe three trash cans. Two subwoofers. No, that’s a fan. This comment says the We are proud of you. Note presumably from your parents right next to the tissues, and hint high in your masturbation station is a nice touch. Yeah. Yeah, you can see that he’s got a lady on, on the poster two, a couple of ladies on the posters and a lady on his, his desktop. Oh yeah. Those aren’t clouds on the ceiling. Oh, wow. Okay. Well good for him. Good for him. I’m gonna give this one a three. Okay. Here’s a, here’s a very different, uh, next one before we move on. Next, is his headboard the death star? Yes. I mean the, um, millennium Falcon, uh, mirror. I mean window. Yeah. It’s a ship. It’s a spaceship. Yeah. Okay. You would know more than I would. No, no, no sex in that room. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Light speed. Next. Okay. This, this next one’s a full home. It says, not divorced. Not divorced, but my first home, I hope I did good. What? Okay, so you’ve got your animals in the dining room and you’ve got the Obey. The obey thing is like you’ve got, it’s a little redundant, a little redundant. You’ve got the rug, which is kinda like, okay, it’s oriented the wrong way. Your parents gave you the rug. Don’t you think? I don’t like, I don’t know. I just feel like it’s okay. I think you think it’s okay to do that with a rug. That’s okay. But I think you want more of the rug out into the room. Putting obey, obey, obey over your bed is just weird. Yeah. You’re not gonna have sexual intercourse in that room. Yeah. It just seems like you’re coming on way too strong. Three x. You really only need one of those or none. And like the, the antler animals, I mean the fate that there’s something about them facing each other too that ugh. Yeah. I mean, I don’t really mind What are you in for? I don’t really mind the, I don’t mind the taxidermy, the dining room’s a good place for it, but that elk or whatever it is, is coming out too far. As a rule of thumb, you shouldn’t have the nose of an animal coming out even with your table that you’re eating at. Yeah. Could you even walk around the table on that side? I, I don’t know. I don’t know if you could, and I, I think this is just, is that a paper shredder? Just out where I thought it was an like an amp, like a speaker. Oh, in the, in the di in the dining room. Hmm. It could be worse. I don’t think I would immediately decide I wasn’t gonna be your friend. Right. I would just be like, I’ve got a couple of ideas for you. I, I think that the animal heads have gotta go in the garage. I mean, that’s the first thing that’s gonna happen. If you get a, if you get a partner up in here, obey, obeys, gotta come down, and then the animals move to the garage. Other than that, you’ll fill in the gaps. I think I’d take the, the rug. And I would pull it out so that half of it goes underneath the bed and so that it’s more out in the room. Okay? That’s what I would do. All right? You could do that and if you did it really fast, then the bed wouldn’t move. Oh, I would do it fast. I’m gonna give this one a six. Okay, next the, Ooh, look at that. You got 22-year-old. I like this. You got the red big light, and then you got the nice, soothing no rug. I could use a rug in here, but I like the low lying chairs, a lot of seating, and it’s very vibey cityscape. You need, yeah, you got a view. It’d be nice to have something on that right wall. You need something over there, but you’re not doing anything wrong, my man. You’re doing some good work there. I think the big red ball is wrong. I, I’m fine with the big red ball. It’s, it is a vibe piece. I don’t know about the red chair next to the bigger yellow chair. The feng shui of that corner is making me feel a little bit weird. Yeah. Those two chairs next to each other, I think you gotta, you gotta separate those a little more. It just feels, it looks like two friends who shouldn’t be hanging out. Yeah. Separate those chairs. Maybe just get rid of one of ’em. But this is the best one so far. I will say that. Okay, this next one is more what I was thinking. It says what size tv. Huh? Okay. All right. I mean, the biggest you can get, brother. Yeah. Uh, and what about lampshade? Like biggest? You can get at that too. You don’t need that. You’ve got the biggest lamp post I’ve ever seen inside of a house and it’s, I mean, it does feel like we could be a little bit further away from the wall or maybe turn it all around and put the couch against the wall. Just a thought, especially because you’re gonna be walking over the cord to your lamp every single time. Just dude, just staring at a wall, acting like he’s looking at a television. This is not where a couch goes in the house, dude. Turn it around. Yeah, this is, well, yeah, and you actually, what that would do is 180 degrees, it would bring the, uh. The sectional part out a little bit. Mm-hmm. Now did he, is that a dog that’s trapped underneath the couch? Do we need to call someone? Uh, it could be a, could be a used shirt. I do like a nice curtain as a door though. Shower curtain as a door. Yeah. Next best thing to beads, I’d say just keep staring at the wall. And the color scheme is nice. It looks like KFC dinner. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Mashed potatoes and gravy, mashed potatoes, gravy, or chicken. So he is got a real good theme. I gotta give this one a zero. Oh. Harsh, big. Oh. Oh. A new episode of Good Mythical Weekend is coming your way tomorrow morning. Be sure to tune in. It’s the same stems or anything from a movie. We just like you guys. You guys like the crow? Yeah, we were. We just watched it last night.