Welcome to Good Mythical More, the place where we give a tier list ranking of the best chips. See if you agree with us. We know our chips, but first, how about we do a freeze frame? I think it’s already happened. [music playing] But I’m still doing this for some reason. Pick a frame, any frame. And then put something on it that we can’t see, but you did. I love these. I’ve never participated personally. You love these? I’ve just, tier lists. I just, I watch people make them. I see people react to them. Okay. Like a bystander, like a, like a, like a little boy watching someone play kickball and thinking, oh, that would be fun, but I’m scared. Yeah. And today is the day that we together is someone who’s always wanted to play kickball and someone who’s never, ever heard of kickball, uh, deciding to play kickball for the first time. The red, is it the red ball kickball? Yes. Like, oh, the classic one. Is it a real big giant one, or? It’s medium sized and they’re rolling it, but they’re not playing on a baseball field. We’re playing just in the grass. Oh, so it’s bumpy. It gets bumpy, in and out. You could be like totally locked in in the last minute, you Wheeep! And it goes right over your foot and you fall and you look like an idiot. Yeah. If you whiff on kickball, boy, you are the laughing stock of the play yard. That may be about to happen. Okay. We are gonna create a single use tier list. I don’t know what that means. Let’s just. Oh, I, I bet I do. Only us it once. Let’s just go ahead, let’s go ahead and start with, uh, something we will agree on, which is we don’t like putting cheddar and sour cream at, in S tier. Yeah, but you don’t wanna start with that, right? You wanna, you wanna– Everybody know, everybody knows that already. Everybody knows that that’s, you know, you got. You gotta, you gotta start on the ends and when it gets interesting is in the middle. Really? Yeah. That’s the beauty of a tier list. I mean, I’m just saying if the tier list is not so much about going through, it’s about tinkering with it to make it perfect. So we can move them around. We can use ’em once. Oh yeah, yeah. Hold on. Can we move them around or is that what single use tier list means? Yes, you can move them. I didn’t think that’s what single use meant. I’ve not had the truffle kettle, so we need to come back to that. I’m very tempted. Truffles always tempt me. I don’t like pizza flavored things. I like pizza. I’m with you on that. That’s not necessary. Let’s D it we’re D it. Give it the D. Yeah. Pizza is pizza and it should not be flavoring anything else. Salt and vinegar is a beloved flavor. And if Christie was here, she’s not. She never is. She is, sometimes. She does the plants here now. I see her sometimes, but usually she’s behind a plant and then I have to go around to the side of the plant and make sure it’s her. It’s because she does not want to talk to you. Yeah, I know that. Just kidding. Just kidding. My problem is that I’m going to put– So I would put it at A then, salt and vinegar. Yeah, I was gonna say that my problem would be that I wanna put too many things at S Tier, so I agree. I I, I like the restraint you’ve just shown. Oh. Um, okay. We got dill pickle. Ooh. It’s, it’s, it’s, it’s really, really strong. It’s not s tier. I think the problem with Dill pickle chips is that halfway through the bag, you’re kind of like, I wanna switch up. It’s a good thing to have in your pantry. And the things that I get aren’t chips though. They’re the dill pickled, um, rice crisps. Something about those, they’re like high dose dill and they’re really good. But this isn’t, this isn’t the flavor of chips. Quaker…… discs, whatever those are, may have. Quaker discs, I’m pretty sure is what they call ’em. Quaker rice discs. In dill flavor. Are they called it rice cakes? Because that’s probably what they– Da. da beesumm. Okay. But, but as a chip, I’ve never had it. I think it’s a B, I think it’s B. Put it at B. Um, oh crap. All dressed. That’s my guilty pleasure right there. All dressed are, I think– They’re an A though, right? They’re not S. It’s almost S man. I think if we both agree, it’s s. You don’t think all dressed are S tier? I think all dressed has too much barbecue flavor in it. Woo. To make, to make it. S tier. I think it’s a tier. So you’re saying you don’t like barbecue and I agree with that. So let’s put barbecue at D. D barbecue’s D. Yes. Yeah, we agree with that. Barbecue flavor is the biggest. Let down. Let down ever. I mean it’s, it’s the most overrated flavor. Anybody with us on this? Yeah. See. Oh, okay. Some of y’all are smart. I hate it. It’s just– Because this is a, this is a test of intelligence. And it’s, it’s not even that it tastes bad, it’s just that. It kind of does though. It, I mean, you have all these other chips you can choose. It’s, you know why we don’t like it? Because it’s barbecue sauce flavored. Yeah. And we don’t, we, we are not big barb sauce. Barbecue is not sauce. Barbecue is meat. That’s right. And barbecue sauce covers bad meat. Yeah. But what if it was sweet baby rays? It’d be a C. It’d be a C. That’s just, that’s all I could do. I like sweet baby Ray. If it was barbecue, sauce, flavor, then I feel like my heart could open to it. Like it’s open to kickball. We’re taking a stand and we’re leaving it at D, Stevie. Okay. Uh. I know you wanna move it to C. Uh, I mean, anything that is, if it goes in S tier, I just can’t stop. It’s just. It’s, it’s the definition of a guilty pleasure because I’ve pleasured myself so much that I feel guilty with it. Right. That’s exactly what that means. Thank you for explaining it. Yeah. I, I identified a new guilty pleasure. Huh? If you’ll indulge me now that I think about it. Um, do I wanna share this? Yes. Peeing outside? Hmm. In general? Yes. On your own property? Well, I do wanna know what you think about this ’cause. Okay. I think I’m gonna judge you just so I’m just, I’m just, you know what, I’ll try, I’ll try to re remove, remove all judgment, but I feel like I want to judge you. Every night. At least two times. Two times I’ll take, I’m the, when I’m at home, I’m in charge of taking the dogs out to go potty. You’re peeing with the dogs? Oh my God. I mean, it starts with just. You, they, they’re at the door showing in the way they’ve really gotta go. And, but I also have to go. But if, if I don’t let them out now what are they gonna do? They’re gonna go in the house when I’m going in the house. So I take ’em outside and then one time it just hit me. It was like, I can’t hold it. And so. I peed where the dogs pee. Oh God. Oh my God. I’ve never coming to your house again. Well, hold on. I didn’t expect that much judgment from an emergency situation, but now that I’ve made it a habit. Yeah, now you, yeah, I that’s, I knew that’s where it was going. Hold on. You have, like both of us, you know, we live in Los Angeles, both of us, there’s a, there’s not like, uh, expansive grounds that we live on, right? Like we both have like concrete yards essentially. And, um. I, I have a little bit of gr, I have a gravel strip where the dogs and I pee. This is, hold on. First of all, do you, do you, have you registered the smell of your gravel strip just by dog piss alone. How do you do that? By going outside and smelling it. Is that a government agency? I mean. Call, calling the registrar. The crazy, the crazy thing about this is that literally last week I was taking Sean and Barbara out to pee, and we have a little fake grass area. Yeah. That they pee on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, man, I’ve really gotta pee. But then the next thought was, of course, I’m not gonna do it out here. Why not? Because it already smells like dog piss and human piss is much higher in quantity and much worse in odor. I didn’t think about any of that. I just didn’t wanna stain the wall that I was banking on. How long, how long has, has this been going on? You peed on the house. How long have you been doing this? On the, I have a wall that separates me from my neighbor and I bank it off the wall. How long has this been happening? This is, this is awful. You should be ashamed. I would say, um. I’m giving you no support. Five weeks. What?! Daily? Daily. It’s become, it’s become a, and my family doesn’t know. Well, well, it’s too late. But hold on. It’s not like I’m facing the window. Every day. No one cares about that. For five weeks, you’ve been peeing outside with the dogs and you’re now just telling anyone? In a little, in a little gravel strip. You’ve walked past it. I won’t anymore. Never again. Do you think you have like some like home ring footage or anything that we could pull up on your phone? Um, no. It’s this that is this. That’s the secret. Oh, it’s a blind spot. It’s a blind spot. Okay. So if you wanna break into Link’s house, just go until you smell real strong piss and go right in that window. It’s not it. It seeps through. It’s gone. It goes away. No it’s not. It goes away. No it doesn’t. Yes it does. I haven’t smelled it. You also just said you’ve been doing a bank shot off of a wall. You’ve seen it’s in a wall. You’ve been peeing on a wall outside of your house, for five weeks. And kind of looking over at the neighbor. Oh my God. You can make eye contact with your neighbor, the one that threw you meat one time. No, he’s the other direction. It’s that side? That’s even more compact. Yeah, that’s, that’s where– That’s almost inside. And then, but then listen, when I come, when I’m done and they’re done, we go in and we, it go straight to bed. I don’t even have to go to the bathroom. Hold on. But this is at least, this is no more than 12 feet from your grill. No, you’re, you’re not. Right. Other side. If you’re looking at the house to the right. Oh, where the trash cans are. Oh, there’s trash cans over there. It smells like trash. Oh, you said other side. The other neighbor was the one in the middle. The middle, yeah. The meat meat neighbor was in the middle. The meat throwers down below in the middle. Meat middle. The person who can see me when I’m in my shower is on this side, and the person who I can see when I’m peeing with the dogs is on this side. Yeah. You shouldn’t do this. And I think you’re messing. It’s my guilty pleasure. I’m guilty, but it’s pleasure. And I think that you are, you’re teaching your dogs wrong too because they need to know, they need to recognize their piss, not yours. This is really, I mean, you’ve set them back months. They don’t need to recognize my piss. I’m reinforcing something they’re doing. They, they go to the same place because they pee there and now you probably in five weeks of human piss daily. Every other day. Okay, you got two little dogs, I would say you’ve done in five weeks, you’ve done 20 to 24 months of dog piss in terms of volume. So what? It’s a dry land. In their minds, there’s a large dog that’s been pissing there for two years, and that’s what they think. They don’t, they don’t process stuff. It’s the mega dog man. They don’t process this stuff. I’m the alpha wolf man. They don’t process this. Droppin’ buckets of pee, I’m in charge. I’m never coming to your house again. D. I’m never coming to your house again. Yeah. Unsalted is D. Limon, D. Uh. D, man. That’s, it’s, uh, it’s, no, it’s C. It’s not d, D is, I don’t, I don’t ever want to eat it. Hot, honey. I’m saying C. You’re saying what, B? B. French onion, sun chips. Not my favorite sun chip. I don’t like sun chips anymore. I like cheddar and I like garden salsa a lot. I think it’s C. It’s not inedible. C. It’s not inedible. All dressed. You put it A I wanted it. S, but we’ll leave it there. Truffle. Truffle. Haven’t had it. Same thing happens halfway through a bag of truffle chips. Where you’re like, this started great, and now I want change it up. I think it’s B tier. I think it’s, I think it’s super solid, but mm-hmm. Yeah. It’s with dill pickle. Regular salted. Let’s get that out of the way. Uh, I think that’s gonna be– B? A, that could be a, it’s standard. Yeah. But a is like, I can’t get enough man. Alright, b, b. Jalapeno. I would put it A, but I don’t think you would. So let’s go with B. I don’t think any argument you’re gonna make that relates to me ruining my dog’s point of view on something is. Okay. Impactful. Bigger. As soon as your wife watches this, you won’t do it anymore. Don’t worry. Yeah. It, it’s, it’s clean. No, it’s not. It it, well, it doesn’t make anything in the house dirty. It saves water. You know what? I don’t flush. Let me just text Christie. Yeah, go ahead and get it outta the way. Wash doing that thing. I looked it up. The normal human urine output per day is two liters, so you’re taking a two liter bottle. I’m not saving it just to pee in my yard, Carney. I’m saying in theory. Yeah, that’s how much you’re just pouring out. You’re talking two liters per session? Per day. Yeah, but. Yeah, you don’t piss a two liter. I pee 18 times a day. I’m already– In a two liter bottle or not? Oh, in a two liter bottle. Why don’t you just pee in a two liter bottle all day long and then you just go pour it out there in the gravel at the end of the day if you feel so strongly. ‘Cause then you miss the thing that I love the most, which is the feeling of freedom of peeing in my own yard. I’m an American. Yeah. It’s just not helping. I, I, I think if you’re gonna pee outside, you gotta have a property that justifies it and you don’t have one. What about when you go– Neither do I. When you go camping, where do you pee? What did I just say before that? I wasn’t listening. You have to have a property that justifies peeing outside. What about camping though? Go with me. If you don’t have, if you don’t have at least 11 trees that are, that have a cumulative height of 200 feet. You cannot pee on your property unless you’re in a desert climate point. Well, that’s convenient that you have that. I don’t have that. You’re not listening to me. I don’t piss in my yard. The whole point of this is I have a similar type of yard. I’ve thought about it, but immediately the other part of my brain that tells me not to do stupid things, told me not to piss in my yard. I started to get scared that the bank shot was staining the wall. So. I, I moved to a new location. I can’t believe you’re actually pissing on a wall. You’re pissing on a structure. That removes the spatter from the equation. Yeah. And puts it on a wall. Yeah. Well, you’re worried about it spattering on what? Some place else on the ground. My feet, my bare feet. How about you just– ‘m about to get in bed. How about you just hold it and piss inside? No. What I’m gonna do is– What the other people do. We’ve got a low sitting, um, flower container, and I can stand on one side and pee on the other side, and then the spatter hits the back side of the flower pot. That your wife will then one day put flowers in and out of? And she’d be like, what’s that smell? Have, have you been pissing out here? Yes. It doesn’t smell, man. I’m just, I talked about it on the show. It doesn’t smell. Yes, it does. Come over, come over today. I don’t need to. It doesn’t smell, man. I’ll go straight to the spot. It’s dry there. I’ll go out there with a blindfold. It’s like a dry. I’ll go out there with a blindfold and a watered stick thing. And I’ll find it. You don’t need to divine it. I’ll, I’ll, I’ll go right to it. Um, my dogs don’t go up to it and smell it. Yeah. They’re afraid to. That should tell you something. They’re afraid to. Nacho cheese is A level. Okay. Well let, let’s talk about this because. I personally think that Cool Ranch is S tier. I think that’s one of the best chips that’s ever been made. I’m not letting you do that unless all dressed goes up there. So we’ll put it at a for now and let’s get these other three out of the way before we rig them, roll things around. I mean, personally I would put nacho cheese and ranch at S, but I would put ranch at double S, but that’s not a nacho. What about sour cream and Onion, which here too for? S tier. Oh yes. We’re s tiering it. Um, salt and cracked pepper. It’s just not enough. There’s not enough happening in there. It’s b it’s good, but it’s just not, there’s not enough. I wanted to A, there’s not enough flavor. I’m not gonna argue with you. Flamin hot. There’s not enough in C. Something’s gotta move to C. Let’s move truffle to C. That’s fine. And now you can put Flamin Hot at B. Uh, yeah. I mean, flaming hot can be, Cool Ranch flaming hot together. Is that what that is? No, but if it was. It ain’t. I’m just saying flaming hot is good when it’s added to something. I just don’t think it’s all the way at the top. I feel pretty good about this, but I wanna move all dressed up. You wanna move a ranch up and we’re not gonna do either. No, we should. We should have more S tier. I grew up going to a farm. You pee outside on the farm, that’s what you do. You don’t, you don’t live on a farm. It put me, it, it gets me back in touch with my roots. Yeah. You don’t live on a farm. It makes me feel it’s convenient. Now I have a solution. It. And you don’t have to be as a, there’s a lot of pressure when you’re peeing in the house. You’re peeing in gravel, which is, you have no, where should it go idea how much is actually being retained. Here’s the thing. Stevie, you don’t know how hard it is for us guys to pee in the house. You have a na, a natural area. There’s more spatter than you think. I know how hard it is for guys to wipe their butts after they poop. Well, we’re not talking about that, are we? Can we handle that? We have. Okay. You, you, you’re using the bidets. You have a natural area. But I’ve heard horror stories. It’s not on your property, but you have basic access to it. What, isn’t there a place where between somewhere on your backyard is not somebody else’s yard, but is like a natural area? You’re talking about a easement? Like. No, there’s no easement. I own all the way to the, to the wall. I’m insulted. But there’s like a creek or something. Yeah, that’s the other way. Yeah. Yeah. There’s an easement. Right, exactly. You don’t own the creek? No. So between you and the creek, isn’t there a place where your property ends and there’s like a natural area where like? Yes. Okay. Put your little pedestal down there and piss into that. Piss into the wilderness. What? Don’t piss into the gravel right next to your house. I think I would have to stand on the wall in order to get it to. Oh, I thought you were about freedom. Okay, well, I’m just gonna say it doesn’t really, I texted Christie and let her know what’s happening. So when you get home today. Just, um, you know. She hadn’t responded. Just she, she hasn’t responded. She has notification silenced. I pushed through notify anyway. Um, but I have laid out. What, can you tell us exactly what you said? Yeah. This is a circle of trust here. Link just told all of us he’s been peeing with the dogs in the side yard for five weeks. It’s over, man. Not fair, Stevie. We don’t even need to talk about it. It’s over now. Not fair. Never happening again. Check out a hot dog as a sandwich where you can watch Josh and Nicole as they discuss the world’s biggest food debates. Tongue side, or– No, I’m not tongue the vein deliberately, but like I see the Snickers vein and I think that looks like a really good chocolate bar. It’s an attractive part of the chocolate to me.