Welcome to Good Mythical More. We got snacks that you’re familiar with, like Oreos or Rice Krispy Treats, but there’s been updated versions. Are they better? We’re gonna try ’em. But first we’re gonna play the alphabet game. Okay. Uh, this is super villain, catchphrases to say, while slowly turning around in a swivel chair. Okay. All my power is against you. Better watch your back. Can you be more annoyingly heroic? Don’t forget that I am evil. Errors will occur when…. Fighting me. Forever is how long I’ll be in the business of doing bad things. Good God must die. Hell hath no fury… like a, like an evil woman scorned. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII hate you. Just one moment is all I need. Kick ass and take names. Look at us going through the whole alphabet again. Maybe you’ll survive, but probably. No, our standards aren’t very high, and that’s why we just keep coming up with things to say that start with the letter of the alphabet that we’re at. Neal before me. It’s a pun. My last name is Neal. All right, fine. Not accepted. But we had already said N. Oh, I was on the wrong letter? Yeah. Oh yeah. I thought it was, I was wrong. I was wrong two ways. Gwynedd in here. Need start the short alphabet. No. Oh. I think our swivels got slower and slower too. Uh, okay. That was scary. They got new drumsticks. Yeah. You’re gonna love them too, because they’re peanut butter! No, no. Really? Yeah, I know, right? All right. I feel guilty already ’cause you guys just did a bunch of Hershey kisses. Thank you. Thank you for saying yeah. Ah, this is my villain. This is my villain apology to you. ’cause every, well, well do the swivel. Okay. Wait, what letter were we on? No, whatever you, whatever letter you want to use to apologize. Hold on, hold on. Rhett’s talking. You gotta wait for him to shut up. Okay. Okay. I’ve brought– mm-hmm. Try again. Okay. I’ve brought more sugar for you to eat. Good. Wow. Great. That’s good. Great. Good. Thank you. Okay. Is this the peanut butter one? Right? Wow. Yes. We’re, I’m not gonna eat the original. That’s fine. So the peanut butter is all the way in the middle? Mm. According to the thing. Mm-hmm. You didn’t get to any. I think it’s peanut butter. I’m trying to, I’m trying not to eat all the way down to it. Oh, is the whole thing peanut butter? Mm-hmm. Peanut butter ice cream? Yeah, I think it’s peanut butter ice cream. Oh, there’s not a core in it? No, there is a core. There is? Also. Oh, see now. Oh my god. There is, there it is. It’s a little bit, uh. Can I have the knife? Whoa. Because I wanna get to the core as well. And it goes all the way down in there. But this is excellent. It’s not much of a core. I am just doing this. Don’t judge me. Where is it there? Wow. I found it. Hmm. That helped, right? It’s like a nugget. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I missed it. Yeah. But the ice cream is peanut butter. Mm-hmm. Holy moly. That’s good. Ooh. Oh, there it is. And then once you get used to the, if you’re eating it normally and not like the way we’re doing it, I love mining for peanut butter, you, you’ll get used to the peanut butter and you’ll start to think, is this really peanut butter? Or is it just like vanilla? And then you get to that peanut butter center. That is so good. I can’t stop eating it with a knife. I think it’s kind of magical because it is, it’s peanut buttery, but then it starts fading and then you get to that core and it’s like, Ooh, I love it. A, a drumstick is great. I’m gonna buy these. Mm-hmm. I’ma put these in my freezer for a little pool treat for summa! The summer pool treat. I was gonna say, I’ve brought a box of drumsticks to a party before and it’s always a really big hit. That’s a good idea. I know. Okay. You’re invited to my cookout. Mm-hmm. Thank you. These are, these are like legit, incredible. Can I say that? Like one of the best ice cream snacks I’ve ever had? This is going so well. So you’re here for it. I know ’em. Yeah. I kinda look like I’m the. I love them. I look like I’m the, the peanut butter drumstick like spokesperson. You do. Oh my god. You know, look at me. I at you. Peanut, peanut butter drumstick smokes person. I’m the mascot person. What are you? I’m just a guy. I’m just a guy who likes it. I’m just this guy who likes it. And your hair is kind of like the nuts. Yeah, I have nut hair. Ooh, beautiful. Yeah, I’ve got nut hair. What are you a spokesman for? I, you know, I’m just a guy. Uh, greens that shouldn’t go together. I like it. It’s nineties. It’s a little clashy, right? No, I think it’s good. I got up this morning, I was like, why not? And then it kind of works with what you’re doing. It does. I know we’re both doing our tonal things. Tonal. I wish I would’ve done it too, but maybe next time. Yeah. Yeah. You don’t really fit. You went pattern. You went pattern. You went pattern. Today. I know. I got baseballs. It’s, it is cool pattern. Thanks. Baseball season. It’s baseballs. Look at them. They’re having so much fun. And that one has a, a person on it. Yeah. There’s like little guys. There’s guys, there’s guys, there’s, there’s guys balls, guys. Guys and balls. Nut hair. Ooh. Thank you. Thank you. Oh my God. I mean, good God. Those are good. Mm. Did I say that? Did as a spokesperson for them. I wanted to say that. Sorry to clean nut hair. Go ahead. We think we prefer those to regular drumsticks, right? Oh yeah. But hold on. There’s, let’s, yep. If you don’t mind. Yeah. What did you, what were you saying? Something about nut hair. Something about nut hair. I do like a villain with a hair clip. Oh yeah. There we go. Next. Yes, I know. I’m gonna move out a little bit, so. So we can spin me? We can continue to do this. Okay. Um, listen. Next we have Rice Krispies treats. Okay. That are original ones. The original ones you can, um, you can write the name on them. That’s so cute. Oh, I thought, I thought you had given this one to Link. ’cause it didn’t have tomatoes. I didn’t know why this was. I love that they’re labeled. Names. Sea salt. Caramel sea salt, pretzel. These are new bliss. There’s two different flavors of them, but this is the flavor that we preferred at Sporked. It starts to look like a cereal bar. They’re like kind. A big chunk of it just flew into my water, but that’s okay. But it flew out of what? Flew out of, was one of these morsels. Yeah. Hmm hmm. They’re crunchier ’cause they got stuff on them. I do think they’re a little confusing ’cause the pretzels aren’t very pretzely, but I think they taste really good. It’s certainly tasty. Mm-hmm. I don’t, I, but I don’t think you should mess with the purity of a, of a rice krispy tree. That’s fair. I don’t like, um, sea salt caramel, so I’m abstaining. Okay. You’re more of a freshwater guy. Yeah. Yeah. I’m a pond boy. He likes pond water. He likes pond salt. Well, maybe that’s what Rice Krispies will do next. And the. I mean, the original is so good. They, and they’re so good because you know how bad they can be when people bring them to the party and they don’t know how to make ’em, don’t know how to make rice Krispy treats, you know, they’ll, they’ll, they won’t be thick enough. Yeah. What kind of people do you hang out with? The consistency isn’t. That don’t know how to make rice crispy treats? I know it seems really easy. Right, right. But it, but they’re never. I’ve never had a homemade rice krispy treat as good as these. Oh, clearly. Clearly the homemade ones are not as good as these. Ever, ever across the board. I thought you meant that there was like a gradation of homemade ones. You’re saying all homemade ones are never as good as this. And I’ve had some that are horrible. Like you pick ’em up and they just like slowly. Yeah, because you gotta use the, like hydrogenized. You gotta do some. There’s something in my throat. There is like, there is something really special about these, isn’t there? But I think those are good too. But they’re much sweeter and they’re already really sweet, so I get it. Yeah. I have other, I have bad news. Do you wanna spin me? Yep. Oh yeah. Per, this is perfect. Okay. Let’s get rid of this stuff so that you can, um, have, okay. You ready? Yeah. I have, oh, sorry. One more time. The voice though. You can do, you can do two takes. It’s fine. Okay. Thank you. The voice. Do as many takes as you like. You wanna say something to yourself? Make sure it’s the right voice? We’ll, we’ll edit all this out. Okay. Thanks. It’s the right tone. It’s a Good Mythical More. We’ll edit it all. All right. Here we go. I have more salted caramel for you. Oh, no! Butter fingers. But they have peanut butter in them too. Salted caramel. This one’s already kind of open. That’s good for you. Well, first of all, I’m a Butterfinger fan. Are you a Butterfinger fan? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I always hated them ’cause I thought they got too lodged in your teeth. But, um. I like that part ’cause you keep tasting it for hours. It’s, that’s exactly correct. Having revisited them. I’m a renewed fan of the Butterfinger and I think that I like this version of it. So it’s just a coating is salted caramel. Yeah. I’m, I’m abstaining again. I’m okay. I’m, I’m sugared out and I don’t want to taste something I know I’m not gonna like. I know. I’m sorry. The filling’s the same but then there’s just a different outside. Because I don’t like the original. And you don’t, yeah. Even without salted caramel, don’t like it. What was bothering? Because of the reason you gave, it drives me nuts. Mm-hmm hmm. And it’s not really peanut butter flavored it. I think it’s different. I think, unfortunately. Mm-hmm. I think you need the chocolate in order to make a butter finger. Mm-hmm. Yeah, this did you guys, this will never work. Did you guys do this? So we would have no trouble. Isn’t that thoughtful? Oh, thank you. I know. You treat us like babies, but I appreciate it. Big Butterfinger babies. It’s very sweet. The salty caramel one. Yeah. You need the original. Oh my God. Okay. I want y’all to be done with this quickly ’cause I see the next thing. Uh oh. Okay. Can we, can we get rid of this crap? Let’s get rid of it. So we think original Butterfinger sticking with that stick with the original Stick with original Rice Krispie treat. I get it. Next we have Reese’s Big Cups. Now these we had, we determined. Oh! I saw these in the store and almost bought ’em. Well, they’re not out there yet. Oh God. We determined that the. I was a good boy. There was so much, man. There’s a big cut. Exactly. About to be a bad boy. We started to love these with pretzels. Mm-hmm. That was the big discovery for us. Mm-hmm. Over the ones with potato chips. But now I did not know this. Yep. You didn’t tell me. I saw ’em this weekend. They have. Grape jelly at the bottom of them. Mm-hmm. PB and J. There’s strawberry ones too. PB and J, of course! Why did it take so long? We’ll see what you guys think of these. Oh, okay. That you, you don’t like. I’m a little bit because, no, like Sporked– We were just kind of like, we weren’t that thrilled with them. If you guys love them, I’ll be happy about that though. I wanna do a nice little. Yes, side section. I wanna do that ’cause I want to eat from the the middle as well, so I can make sure I get, I’m having, well, no, I’ll just take the other half. I do also think that big cups are too big. Where’s the, oh, it’s just the bottom. Where’s the jelly? It’s a very thin jelly. I know. Because they realized the jelly could go a long way. Is that what happened to ’em? I’ll find out. Something like that. There’s too, I’m sorry. There’s a bite. There’s much peanut butter inside this thing. Once you bite it, you realize there’s more jelly than you think. It’s the perfect amount of jelly. Okay. I don’t need more jelly than that. I need a hint of it. It’s a bit of a novelty, isn’t it? I don’t like that it’s not jelly though. It’s like grape candy. You know what I mean? It’s like slime, It’s like slimier than jelly. I don’t like it. I want you guys to like it though. Okay. Because I want you to be happy. Well then don’t say what you just said. I think. Sorry. I think that the jelly taste. You almost, almost messed it up for me. I think the jelly taste is fine. Mm-hmm. I think the issue is that. When you put chocolate with it, pb and J doesn’t need chocolate with it. Mm-hmm. You know what I’m saying? That’s, that’s why they put so little amount and I think, I think you need to grab one next time you’re leaving the cvs ’cause boy, the, the gauntlet leaving the CVS is. Mm-hmm. The candy. Mm-hmm. I don’t feel good about going to a CVS in order to get medication and leaving with like reams of candy. It just doesn’t, I never fall for it. It doesn’t, in my twenties, in my twenties I fell for it. I haven’t gotten candy at a drug store in 20 years. I, I’ve started getting my drugs off the street. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah. It’s safer that way. And, and when I talk to the guy on signal, I say. Now don’t. Don’t bring any candy. Don’t bring any candy. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And don’t set. Just set up next to candy. Don’t set up next to candy. Don’t put a bunch of candy in between me and you, or. Yeah. Well the candy’s the only thing that’s not locked up at CVS anymore. That’s true. Well, we got CVS jokes for days. Have you seen the receipts? Oh God. They’re longer than, uh, a great wall of. They’re longer than the Declaration of Independence. Yes. And also if you, and also if you touch ’em. Uh, you get a bunch of endocrine disruptors on you. Ooh, you got them good Endocrine disruptors. Don’t touch receipts. I didn’t– Look it up. Is that really a thing? Google? Actually, don’t Google it ’cause Google doesn’t work as well anymore. Just ask ai. Um, endocrine. Endocrine disruptors and receipts, and you’ll never touch one again. We have so much to worry about. Are you serious, dude? What would you, would you rather lick one of those or a hotel, television, remote control? Hotel television remote control all day. I think the reason why we’re such good friends is that as obsessive as you are with every piece of information that goes through your brain, that you then tell me without fail. Mm-hmm. It, it goes right through me. Like, you mean information goes right through you? Is that what you’re saying? That’s what’s well mean. You can reduce the statement of that. That’s what makes us great. But we’re good friends because like, I mean, I’m good for you, right? You bring me things like, well, you know, the receipts are gonna disrupt you. Be like, ah, it would be nice if occasionally it bounced back a little bit, but it’s just every once in a while give some info. Yeah. Yeah. It like you have an opinion about the information. Uh. Just an opinion about it. Just a, just a pov. If it’s too hot, don’t eat it. It’ll burn your tongue. Okay, so completely unrelated. I don’t understand. That’s good. I don’t understand your question. I think it’s good and true. What is endocrine? There’s my question. It’s like, you know, hormone regulation, et cetera. All right. See, it might be me on it might be why we wouldn’t be our fertility. Our fertility rates are so low because of CvS and Walgreens. Uh, Walmart. Okay. Receipts. Um, what is it? Okay, these are, okay. These are. Oreos that are, what are they? Chocolate covered Pretzel. I don’t understand. What do think about that? Oreos doing too much at once. I think they’re crazy because what they’ve done here is make the cookie pretzel flavored. Isn’t that something? What? Who would’ve thought they would do that? Well, that’s a clean dismount though. Look at that. And there’s a lot of filling in here, and I like it. I like that a lot. It’s just chocolate in the middle. Mm-hmm. I don’t think the cookie tastes like a pretzel. They’re salty though. Mm-hmm. Whoa. Hmm. I love them personally. Whoa. That’s good. I think they’re so good. I like them better than regular Oreos. Me too. Mm-hmm. Link, no? This is great. I agree. I think they’re really, really good. They’re so fudgy in the middle. I like this so much better than the Oreo cream. ’cause it’s just like, I don’t know. Why am I eating this. Man. Nice. There’s, I mean, the saltiness of that again, he likes, he’s a fresh water guy, so. I get that. That’s what it is. The saltiness of that cookie. Yeah. And the fudginess, you’re right. I know. Look how thick It’s it’s mouth and it clean. It comes clean. It comes so clean. So clean. It looks, it looks a bit moist. Look, it’s so clean that you can just pop it like that. You want me to just eat that? Look at that. Swallow it right down. You shouldn’t have done that, man. Why? It’s too late now. I’ve had too much sugar. You’re gonna crash, dude. I don’t crash, man. I gotta get really close now. Pull up. Smooth landing. Smooth landing. Gotta sully over again. I ever crashed. Right now my favorite is the uh, PB and J Cups. That’s amazing. I’m so glad that you like those, even though I don’t enough. That’s, that’s amazing. I think they’re gross. That’s so good for you. That’s so good for you. I’m so happy. Is that all of it? Was that everything? Oh good. What’s your favorite? My favorite are the Oreos. Oreos. Yeah. Gee. Yeah. That’s a new innovation and it’s brilliant. Oh, but I forgot about the drumsticks. Oh my God. Drumsticks are really. Put your knees out the way now you gotta, we gotta come up with a good closer. It’s on you. Oh no. We’re we gotta end this more. Okay. The voice needs to be more evil. Okay. I think that’ll get you 90% there. Okay. Okay. The look is good. Like the look you’re giving. Mm-hmm. But the voice has been lacking. Okay. Go raspy. Go raspy. I keep going. I know. I keep going. Like witch or something? Yeah, it’s not working. Go raspy. Okay. Don’t touch my receipts. Oh yeah. Look, I could also be the spokesperson for this. Yeah. Look at you. I get multiple. Twinning. Multiple products. Sporked is your guide through the grocery aisle. Head over to Sporked’s YouTube channel to watch the Sporked team’s live, taste test, food rankings, food reviews, and more.