Welcome to Good Mythical More. You’re here because you’re into Pokemon, or you’re here just because you always come here for us. You’re, you’re welcome. No matter why you’re here, we’re just glad that you’re here. But especially if you’re here for us, because we don’t give a crap about Pokemon. Oh, okay. Now they’re all leaving. Don’t leave. Don’t leave the ones that are here for that ’cause. We’ll change our mind by the end of this when we realize how much they cost. That’s right, because we’re gonna find out which one is more expensive when given two that are probably expensive. But first let’s define the word. Uh, agalast, spelled age last. Agalast, Agalast, agelast. Agalast, Agalast. Agalast is, um, is, is the, is a arrow shooting elf that, um, um. Was sued by Legolas for. Infringement? Infringement. Because his name sounded too much like his. Yep. He’s right. Is it, I mean, it is capitalized. Agelast. It might always be. Agelast, a jealous, age last. I think it’s the stuff that you get out of a horse’s hoof that hasn’t been clean in a long time. I love that. A person who never laughs. An ageless, how do you say it? Is it Aga-last? Agel-est. Uh, we have to Google it. Okay. I’d hate for you to do that. Uh, sorry. Agist. Well, we’ll we’ll look at Pokemon cards while, oh, well they, while we’re getting that, I’m, while they get that pronunciation going. Yeah. Yeah. So we hate those people. I am, yeah. Although never laugh. You did call someone out for laughing in in the episode, so yeah. But then I apologized. In that moment you really wish, wish that Katrina was agelast. An age-list. Okay. I’m gonna show you two Pokemon cards and then I’m gonna give you the price of one that’s sold for this high amount, and you’re gonna look at the two cards and you’re gonna pick the one that you think sold for that high amount and you’re gonna tell me why. Okay. You know what I’m saying? Mm-hmm. Like this set of cards, one of these cards sold for $144,300. What? Yeah. $144,300? Now. Okay. Do we have anyone here who knows anything? ‘Smear-goal’ and ‘lou-gia’. Does that mean, I mean, obviously that means that it’s rare. I reme, I remember. When? When Locke and Shepherd, well, Locke especially were in the Pokemon when he was a kid and he would be like, dad, it’s a rare one. He would be so excited. It’s a rare one. The number of times I heard we gotta go get a rare one. So the question is, how rare does it have to be to be worth $144,000? Because. There’s nothing we wouldn’t we’re seeing here that I think would indicate. They both look like they’re from the same era. Smeargle looks, the illustration looks a little weaker, which makes it seem more primitive. It sounded like a Aztec ruin. Lugia’s. doesn’t Lugia’s look a little more detailed in its illustration. Okay. Lugia has 90 HP and is a level 45, which feels very, feels like a lot. Um, what you’re saying is one of them is 144 and you want us to pick which one? Yeah. Alright, I’m trying– Lugia. I’m even looking at the dangum, copyright down there. Oh, it also says first edition. Where? Where does it say that? On the lower left hand corner of the, uh, which the illustration, that one? Oh, yes. Under Lugia. Oh, you found that. And then what does, uh, I mean, Smeargle is 95 to 2001. And Smeargle is a, a promo. 95 to 2000. Promo on the right hand side. Oh, yes. They both have something. Promo. Alright, I’m going with Smeargle. It’s just a promo card. It’s super rare. I know that there’s like in the world, a vinyl collection. You can get like promo vinyls that are never sold. They were just distributed to like radio stations and stuff. I think that makes ’em more expensive. Smeargle. I’m sticking with Lugia. All right. It is Lugia. Oh, and do you know anything? Uh, just what the card says. No, I don’t. I, well, I guess it says it’s first edition, but it has drastically fallen in value since that sale happened. That’s why I never invested. That’s tough. Yeah. That is tough. Tough cookies. Um, okay. Now that you know exactly what you’re doing. Oh, do we have a, we didn’t. Well, we don’t know how to pronounce. Age lasts. It was either Agalast or Ajalast, but it’s a soft J. I looked that up. Agelast. Agelast. You’re such an a agelist. Okay, here’s more cards that we’re excited about. Okay. No English. The price was, mm. I was, sorry. I was gonna say the pricing part of it is, um, ’cause you know, in eBay sometimes you go on and people are selling stuff for like $200,000 and it’s like, doesn’t matter because nobody ever bids on it. These are all ones the current bid is at, so it means somebody has offered to put this money down. So just, just as some context. Oh, okay. Uh, the bid number or purchase number for this is $175,000. Now, here’s the thing. We could, we could be flabbergasted about this. We could complain about this. We could say. Yes and yes. This is so crazy that anybody would pay this, but the whole concept, the whole concept of money is just an agreement. It is just, it’s just something that we say has value, and there’s a whole community of people out there who have decided that these have value. And you know what? There is a manufacturer that controls the supply. So you have to have that in a currency. You have to have somebody who controls the supply. That’s whoever makes Pokemon, which is what? What’s the name of the company? Nintendo. Nintendo. Nintendo controls the supply, makes a certain number of them. So it basically, it’s just a currency that is valuable to some people, and yeah, it can be used in a game. Wow, dude. Wow. Know what I’m just saying? You know what, there’s, there’s no reason to get upset about this. It’s just, yeah. There’s a community out there that’s willing to pay for it. I’m, I’m so not upset right now. Yeah. I don’t get upset. And you, and you know what? You should be, yeah. Huh. Huh? You. Yeah? Should be an, like a Pokemon Economist. Yes. I’ve been thinking about this. At least an Elf teacher. Yes. I’ve always wanted to be an Elfs teacher. You should teach, you should teach a special course for homeschoolers. ’cause homeschoolers, they can make, you can, you can clandestinely teach ’em anything, anything you want, and then cloak it and like, oh, we’re teaching a Pokemon class with a, with a, uh uh, uh. An economist from the county. Yep. Right. Is renowned across the county because the homeschool parents as homeschool as well, well as, uh, members of families where kids were homeschooled. Right. Um, I wouldn’t say that we did any of the homeschooling. No. Uh, you, you, we know they, they, those parents are looking for any opportunity to just let their kids be taught by someone else, which is ironic. Right. Right. It happened a lot. Anybody except a real school teacher, right. That’s what we did. Yeah. Right. And, uh, oh, you, you wanna teach economics through the use of Pokemon, because that’s what you can do. Yes. Okay. Go around to the home school. Sign me up. You don’t even have to cut your hair. Sign me up. Yeah, yeah. Don’t have to change your, your, your aesthetics or anything. With all that being said. We can roll in there with flip flops. Really? Yeah. Put it on flip flops. I just, of course kids these days don’t like it when you show your toes. They don’t like it when men show their ankles, and I just said, you know what? I’m 47 years old. I’m gonna show my ankles. I don’t care. Ankles are? Yep, it’s moved up. Just ask Emma Chamberlain. To their ankle. She says Men shouldn’t be showing their ankles. But I think when she says men, she’s thinking about boys. You know what I’m saying? Well, or well, there’s like bad choices, which like. I get, but then like. I’m not a boy. Yeah, I’m, I’m just saying I can stomach your ankle, you know? But you take those toes out? Can you suck his toes? Oh God. If you can stomach his ankle, well then that’s a slippery slope. That’s right. Hey baby, see if you can stomach my ankle. And then when she’s down there, it’s like, suck my toe. He who sees truth. Speaks truth. Sorry, Stevie, I didn’t mean you specifically, but I you in general, it means you. You were just talking to me. The colloquial you. Yeah. You’re just asking me a question. You represent all people who aren’t me right now. I’m just not gonna let. Here’s my thing. I’m not gonna let a movement of people and listen. I love Emma. I respect Emma, and, and she, she’s the thought leader in many ways. And she’s probably influenced a lot of people to think this way. But here’s the thing. And here you are countering it. I’m not gonna let a large number of young people saying that they don’t want to see my old man Ankles calls me to cover ’em up. ’cause what am I gonna do? Put socks on with these. No. Don’t challenge her to a debate though, though. I mean, I’m gonna put very little socks on that don’t show. Yes. Because you know what’ll happen. Yeah, yeah. Right. If you challenge her to a debate. Oh, I’ll lose. No, she’ll ignore you, and then it’ll be even worse. Oh, well I’ll lose by ignoring. Right. That’s, that’s when it really hurts. Yeah. I challenge you Emma Chamberlain to a debate. Crickets. Do you have tiny socks on right now? Yeah. Of course I do. What do I have on? I mean, that’s successful. I’ve got on a tad dirty foot. Look at that. Look how dirty it bottom of my shoe is. These gum soles. But they completely transform and become, uh, uh, one color if you keep wearing ’em. You just haven’t worn those quite enough yet. Is that Clarks? Yeah. I haven’t, I’ve had a problem liking them. I like, I like those Clarkes. You’ve been giving ’em a shot lately. You willing to pass ’em off to me? You like ’em? Yeah. I was gonna get a pair and then you had one. You have a seam in the middle. It’s like they’ve had, it is like they’ve had open heart surgery or something. Yeah. I didn’t even get ’em for a discount because of that. I think it might be part of the style. I think the blue ones. The blue one. The 110. Incorrect. Oh gosh. Uh, the other one was released in May, 1990– 1998. It could only be obtained in the parent child mega battle tournament in Japan. It was awarded. That would be kinda like you debating Emma Chamberlain, right? Because of the age difference. it was awarded to parent and children teams who attained a certain amount of wins. That also contains a very special set symbol on the lower right of the art box was one of a very few, very early promotional Pokemon cards to feature the original Pocket Monster’s trading card game logo. I don’t, and where is that Pocket Monster game card. Okay. Neither here nor there. Yeah. I think her dad is literally like our age. Right. Which, which makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Wonder if he shows his ankles? Okay, this next one, $420,000. Oh my God. $420,000. This is getting ridiculous, y’all. Forget what I said earlier. We’re going, we’re, we’re approaching half a milli and the one on the left has Sharpie on it. And now, is that because it’s in a plastic container or is that sign, is that a signature? It doesn’t look like a signature. And it looks like, is that English that’s written on the card? M-I-T-S-U-L-I-I. Mitsulits. Snorlax. Are, are, aritiz. It’s on, the card. The card is the correct card. I don’t under, I don’t know what that Sharpie is. The photo I have does not have the Sharpie. Don’t consider the Sharpie. I know you’ve spent all this time considering the Sharpie. Where, how are we seeing Sharpie and you’re not? No, I’m seeing Sharpie. Like what you’re seeing. I just also have another non Sharpie one. Wow. Snorlax cannot be. Do you have the actual card over there? Yes. Oh my God. Snorlax is a basic Pokemon. Which can’t means I, right. Doesn’t that mean it can’t be worth a lot? No, because– He is 6’11. Though there may be an error in the printing or something. That’s what they would do with baseball cards, you know, if something was, like if there was an error, even with, I don’t mean to talk about records too much, but like zep, like there’s so many, like different Zeppelin albums. Like, oh, this one, it says Led Zeppelin in Green or the Beatles albums. It’s like people are paying that much money for this type of, for, for them too, because, you know, there’s a, they put a little misprint here or an asterisk or something or. Anyway, I’m gonna go with the, I’m going with Snorlax. The, the Not Snorlax. You’re going with Sharpie. It is Charizard because it was the first ever printing, um, of charizard. Mm. Okay. We should, we should’ve known yhat was Charizard. Okay. All right. Okay. One more. Yes. Fuecoco. Blastoise, Blastoise. Oh, I’m sorry I didn’t tell you. $360,000. $360,000. I, yeah, I’m, yeah. Mm-hmm. Blastoise can do a hydro. Oh, I thought you said hydro dump. Hydro. That’s diarrhea. That’s diarrhea. He’s two feet tall. A hundred pounds. Cue the laughter. He evolved from war turtle or war turtle. That’s why we didn’t let it. Um, that’s why Jesse was not comfortable with the kids playing the Pokemon when they, when the lot was really little because they evolved. And you’re being serious. Yeah. Yep. Um, Fuecoco is riding in a grocery cart being pushed by a shopper with a loafers. Uh, he is eating a apple before it is purchased. Now. The cheaper one. There’s no apple. Blastoise–. He’s smiling. He’s not shoplifting. Blastoise cannot do his rain dance if he is asleep, paralyzed, or confused. I feel like he could probably do it if he was confused. Here’s the thing about ankle socks versus. I know ankle socks. Okay. You’re, you’re wearing baby socks. I don’t know what to say about that. I’m wearing. I, I just, I’m not wearing, so, I mean, you can kind of see him on this foot right here. He’s wearing socks. But like, just, I’m not really wearing socks, you know what I’m saying? But you are wearing socks just so my feet don’t stink. Yeah, I know, but like. Yeah, but you are. Those are, I’ll call those baby socks, ankle socks. You know, that, that, that like fall just under the ankle. Apparently not cool anymore. Oh, they’re definitely not cool. Yeah, but the thing is with the tall socks, I feel like the ankle’s nice to have in there because then you just go, in my case, I feel as if it just goes tree trunk calf situation. You’re just molding. You’re just saying there is foot and there is calf. Are you scrunching the sock to make a tree truck? No, I just feel like. When I show my ankle, there’s a nice, it’s like showing a waist, you know? There’s a nice, there’s more sense of a waist. The ankle is the waist of the leg. Okay. I get it. There you go. You know, and, and when you have to cover up the waist with a tube sock or, or a, um, yeah. What you call it, what, what’s not an ankle or a tube? Calf? No. What’s the sock that they wear? Crew, crew. Crew. It’s just like, it’s just like hiding, hiding your, your, your leg waist. Right now, I don’t think men have this issue necessarily. Okay. So you’re saying when you wear, like a common choice of footwear for you is like a a, a low top, a boot that’s not too like a boot? Yes. That’s like, that’s just above your ankle. Yeah. That, that’s a different situation. But what kind of socks do you wear with that? Well, that’s a different situation. Yeah. I’m talking like even the point, let’s say in the weird world, I’m wearing shorts. And by weird world, I mean. Not around any other human being except for Cassie. Yeah. Um, in that situation, in a, in a, in a shorts and sneakers situation, that’s the situation I’m talking about. Yeah. Why would you get rid of the waist of the leg? Yeah. I, yeah. When I wear sneakers, I wear ankle socks with shorts, but I don’t often do that. I don’t often do it. Katrina’s, look, I don’t people socks. But we also don’t show our waste. We can’t let these zoomers tell us what to do. You know, we don’t have to, they don’t have to dictate all the fashion we can. We can just say, no, no. We will stand strong in our ankle socks. Yeah. But when you’re putting on your ankle socks, aren’t you thinking like. Oh, I’m just putting on my ankle socks. This is not cool. That’s why I threw ’em all the way I burned. I don’t own any ankle socks. Brett just said he owns ankle socks that he wears. I wear them when I work out. Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about. That’s what I’m talking about. Anyway. What do you think about this $360,000. I’m a Fuecoco. Fuecoco. Incorrect. It was Blastoise?. Blastoise. Um, why? It has a few eccentricities. Uh, like a completely blank back. And there were only two copies of it ever printed. The other one has never surfaced. Mm. It has a blank back. It’s a misprint, I don’t know. Almost half a million dollars. Whoa, whoa. Oh. Like the back that we can’t see. Well, who cares? It would be nothing is blank. Yeah. The cartographer Chase flying dart pen of the month is now available at mythical.com today only.