Welcome to Good Mythical More. How would you eat these? Do you or someone that you know or are annoyed by at parties think they have the newfangled or best way to eat these things? Well, we’re gonna watch the internet demonstrate and then we’re gonna test it for ourselves. Yes. So that we can say, this is the coolest and best and awesomest way to eat a chicken wing. But first we’re going to name your dog, specifically the dog of, or the pet of Don Edward 65. What if it is a dog? Let’s see if it’s a dog. It is a dog! Splayed back legged looking. That’s a scary looking look from that dog. Is that a human femur? I’m gonna, yep. It’s a little part of it– actually, that’s a human tooth. This is a really small dog. Buck. Uh, Sniper. Daisy. Sniper. I’m changing it. Sniper. Daisy. Beauty. Oh, nope. Disagree. Huh? You shouldn’t, you shouldn’t name a dog till you’ve taken a picture like that. Do you know that that was the name of my first or second dog ever? First? Second? The black dog? Yeah. That that ran away? Yeah. And didn’t you go to Pizza Inn and it showed up? Uh, no. Somebody thought that they saw it somewhere. I think that was Sandy. Sandy. Who also ran away. Yep. All my dogs ran away. Beauty ran away at the, uh. Let’s say where they were running towards something. The orchard. Let’s not make it about you. The orchard. Oh, she’s still out there. I’m sure. Yeah. The dog that ran away in 1986 is out there living her best life. Sandy. Alright. Okay. Let’s see our first technique. Well, I was gonna show you, you demonstrated recently some skills in the wing eating department. So we do have a clip of, uh, what you’ve, what you’ve done on the show. Okay. I’m gonna go in on it. Yeah. Oh, so you just, there it is, stripped it clean. But the thing that you did not see is the preparation that was involved. You know about this. You’ve done this on the show at some point. Demonstrate. So you have to take a flat and you have to find a surface. I’ll use the desk. You have to disconnect it from one side like this. So it’s basically pushed down, right? So now it’s essentially a lollipop. And then it comes off clean. I don’t love the having to push it on a surface. You can push it on your hand. On your hand or a plate. On a plate. This plate’s just so full of chicken. And then does that work with the drumettes? No, does not. Okay. That’s kind of exactly like our second hack on the list list if we wanna go to that. That hack. That’s exactly what I do. Let’s just make it the first and no one is none the wiser. Well, I’m talking to playback right now. Oh. That we are going to go to the– A little passive aggressive, don’t you think? No, it wasn’t. I said that’s kind of like the second hack on our list if wanna play that. I mean, it felt passive aggressive. Please play the second video clip, which is technically the third one. Yeah, but it’s now the first one. No. For all we know. We just did the first one. Well, that was you though. That one doesn’t count. Now I’m being passive. And I got that off of the internet, by the way. Which is the same place that you got it. ’cause you’ve done that same thing on the show. I’m, I’m a hundred percent sure. The thing that I do is a little different. I’ve never done the push lollipop thing. You’ve done the strip, you’ve done the strip. We’re stalling so that they can figure out which video to play. And, and by stalling. It’s our way of being passive aggressive towards you. The only way to eat a chicken wing is like this. Oh, fingers like this, like an Italian pressed down on the chicken wing. He looks like you too, Rhett. Boom. All the meat is off. Dip it in some ranch. Ooh, bada bing bada boom. Come on. Why you gotta do that? Don’t do that. Why is the dipping so aggressive? I didn’t have a note about the dipping. I’m sorry. That was yeah, that’s not, that was my, that was on me. That one. He’s trying to be entertaining. I, I can, trust me. He did that so we would react. Yeah. And we did, and now I feel stupid. Yep. And he also, he was trying so hard to, to make a performance that he left one of the bones in his mouth, had to grab it with the other hand. Which is a fail. So basically, isn’t that kind of like what I just did? That’s what I said. That’s what I said. But, but you’re, you’re, I like the subtlety of your, these wings are hard. I like your meat subtlety. He was too aggressive about it. She likes your meat subtlety. It’s very hard to spot your meat. Meat subtlety was my nickname in high school. Um, okay. So I just did that. You did that earlier too. You’ve just done it twice now and you did it better than him. That’s not what I do. I am anti pressed down and making the flat into a lollipop. I don’t like that. I don’t like lollipopping. But you have a hack? Uh, I think so. Let’s see it. Okay. And then I’ll call out the video that is most like, and we can pull it up. So, how do I do this? It requires two hands already. Not a good idea. Already, already inferior. I just need, I take, I hand in table. Shush up. You do have to give some good ideas for future episodes. I’ve written ’em down, I’ve written my pitches down. Great, great, great, great. And I’m, I’m, I’m waiting for Rhett to be ripe to receive them. Mm-hmm. Well, if you do a good job with this, maybe I’ll listen to you. Exactly. So I take, I take these and I do a twist. Now this one, a little bit of bone came off the end. It’s the, I don’t need that. And then once I twist it, then I’m looking for the, I’m looking for the small bone and I’m twisting again and I’m pulling, and it didn’t work great. Oh, you got chicken? Yeah. Okay. I’m getting rid of that. Now I’ve only got one bone. This is awkward. And then I go. I throw this bone away, then I grab this. Yeah. I do that because with yours, you’re putting both bones in your mouth and then it’s, you’re trying to get it from in between the bones, which is hard to do. Yeah. But it happens. Especially if you’ve got a good cooked wing. You combined, there’s not a clean, I’m just gonna show you the next hack that we have. Do you wanna, do you feel ripe, uh, Rhett, or? I’m so, I’m so ripe. Okay. Oh, you are? Yeah. He’s great. Well, your handwriting is great. Well, I, I printed these out, but I did– Oh, okay. These are all my pitches. Okay. Alright. That I’ve come up with all on my own. Yeah. And, and looked at. This is what you were doing yesterday. Ahead of time. That’s what you were doing yesterday. Alright. This, this first one, I got a lot. The first one I’m really excited about, it’s a gut check. Can’t go wrong with a gut check. It gets the clicks. We don’t have to do any thinking. It’s good for us. We just write, just speak what the gut says. Hear me out. Okay. Quite a setup. Shush. We’re not gonna bee the elevator that long. I was ripe until you did such a long setup. Gut check, Sex moves for virgins. Need I say more? Yes. Okay. So this will be the first sex move a virgin ever does. So this is like introductory sex moves? No, no. This is not how someone has sex for the first time. Okay. What move they choose? This is what people who aren’t actually having sex do, you know, some will call it. So we’ll be rating things like. Gimme an example. Like, the jean jump, the dry hump. Oh, okay. Been there. Um, the, oh, I didn’t mean to touch you there. Yeah. That does not so good. But you asked me to ahead of time. Yeah, I have your con, I have your consent to accidentally touch you. That’s in the, uh, questionable consent category of the gut check. Well again. Yeah, it’s, it, we’re rating it. So we would probably give that one a low score. That’s a low score. See, there’s a, there’s some dynamics here. You’re already playing. I’m giving that a 12. He’s, no, you know what? I’m giving it a zero. You’re already, you’re already playing the game. I’m giving it a zero. I don’t accept that at all. I don’t mean that’s a green light to step on. This idea, just the three lights is the green light. I, I foresee some casting challenges when we try and the feeders, you know, the, the, the, um, ministers of each round I think may have some issues here, so we might, we can bring the wives in for that. Yeah. Okay, fine. I didn’t mean to touch you there while I was helping the ball, the ladder. That’s why Christie isn’t on camera because we haven’t done sex moves for virgins yet. Mm-hmm. Um, okay, let’s see. There’s more where that came from. Let’s see a hack. Let’s see a wing hack. I’m gonna show you guys a hack. Here we go. Oh, bite off the end. I’m sure you guys have seen this already. Biting off both ends, but if you have it look ends, and then there’s one bone here, one bone here. That’s the, you grab him like this. He’s grabbing that little bone. Hold onto it like this grab. He’s doing it better than you did. Oh, this one’s just falling apart. That wing is also bigger than the wing that you had. Oh, and then you’re left with one bone like this. Yes. Dip it in Wingstop Ranch, which is the best ranch ever. Yes. Yes it is. I really appreciate how clean that was. Bone. Bone, yes. And the little girl learned about bones that day because she’s eating bone. She’s eating the boneless wings, which no one wants you to know are nuggets. I listen. I’m with her on that. First of all, I like this family a lot. Yes. And, uh, I would like to be an honorary member of the family if possible. Why? Why you, you like the family just based on that? Yeah. That’s all I needed to see, to know that I would like this family. I like them. I do like this family. I like him too. I appreciate the dad’s technique that he did a reasonable dip in ranch, not an excessive dip in ranch. And then I really appreciate the the little daughter’s inquisitiveness bone. And don’t forget the son who had a little comic release. Yeah. He was like, check it out. Here it is. Right. Okay. I think he’s the director now. That was basically what I attempted to do with just some slight alterations biting both ends. First, can I just say our wings? Our wings are different. I pulled one end off and then when he got the little bone out and ready to go, he did do a twist. And then he, but he put it in his mouth. Can’t do, I don’t think you have to put it in your mouth. You can’t do what he did with our wings because they’re, they’re just, they’re smaller. They’re plumper. And they’re cooked real hard. They are cooked real hard. See, and this, see this one, it’s already coming apart here. I can see the little bone. So what I, if I’m gonna do what he did well, biting us off. I think there was a moment in which you could have done that with our wings. I don’t like biting this stuff on the end. It’s not edible. Yeah. That’s why you do my technique and you push one of those ends down and then you know what happens when you do my technique. You push you, you’re completely avoiding one end because you’re pushing the chicken past it, and then when you pull the chicken off with your mouth, you’re leaving that end on. So you never interact with the ends. My technique is superior to this. I love this family. I might have to try it. I’d love to be a part of it. You could be their pet. You think they have a dog? You didn’t complete what you say at the end when you. When you only have the, oh, I’m not even going eat this bone. Bwone! Love that family though. I’m feeling ripe. Um, yep. Stevie, this is gonna be a good one. I, I’m not saying that this one was inspired by conversations that we’ve had, but it could be, but I think it was. Uh, now that I think about it, it’s a game. Can you get pregnant if you do it in a hot tub? I remember that conversation. And it, it wasn’t in a hot tub though. Yeah. That’s the part I’m adding. Right. I was just asking Stevie if she can get pregnant. Uhhuh and, uh oh. The you in this situation is only Stevie. Uh, I only, I’m expanding it, but I’m at. Well, and I’m an hot tub. In fact, can Stevie get pregnant if Stevie does it in an hot tub? Right? I’d like to know. Seems like a bad idea. I’d like to know. Um, the answer is yes, and we don’t have to film it. You could just write a letter. I’m thinking we’re gonna get more into like letters. Yeah, yeah. We’re, we’re gonna have some episodes that are only letters, like we do something that would’ve been an episode, or in this case, Stevie, and then she writes us or whoever does it. Writes us a letter and we’ll, we, well, there’s two letters. The first letter is what the episode will be, and the second letter is how the episode was. Yep. It’s the correspondence, matter of fact, and it’s a blog and we’re transitioning to that very soon. All of my, and it will be AI generated, the ideas. That’s basically what our career is gonna become. All my ideas could be, uh, could be letter episodes, actually. Yeah. Yeah, I’m, this is a subseries called The Letters. Yeah. Yeah. Usually they call letters about episodes, scripts, you know, the screw tape letters. The first, the first movies were letters called books. The first movies were long letters called books. Uh, what a dumb thing to realize. Scorn Hole in, in an effort to make Scorn hole more straightforward and less complicated in terms of that’s what we’ve scoring. That’s, that’s what we’ve been needing. Uh, we’re gonna use it to ask the question, what’s the worst vaccine? Yep. I like this ’cause I’ve got strong opinions about that. Yep. So the first letter is, is, um, you know, polio and then the second letter is pretty bad. Uh, letter, letters. Are you going back to letters? All of them are now letters. Okay. You don’t want me to continue with that? Uh, well, it was confusing for me. I wasn’t thinking about letters when I did all these. Uh, so I’ll, I’ll, I’ll. I’ll get rid of that. Okay. Uh, we try being funny without instructions. Oh, that’s a, that’d be an interesting experiment. Risky. Really risky. Going out. We’ll be going out on a line with that one. I don’t know about that one. I don’t know about that one. Can we see another hack? Yeah, let’s do this one. No explanation needed. Not given. Now I’m gonna say again, non given. I, again, I know I’ve said it a few times and I’m gonna continue to say it. I don’t know if we can be done with these wings. Um, you see all, it’s just, I’m just saying are any of the hacks related to drumettes? ’cause we’re running out of flats. The last one is, yeah. See, I feel like you have to do that and then potentially you could go later because what did she do? Uh, you can watch it again. What did she do before– Bone! Before the part? Well, you have to turn around so we can’t see whatever you are gonna do. So it looks cooler when we don’t see that part. You know, I just kind of feel like we do need to know, though. I don’t even know what she did. She ripped off the stuff on the end. I think that part was handled by letter. I think what she does to the wing before that is handled via letter. Oh God. Oh, you did it. Bone. Bone. Looked better when she did it. Yeah. And I am not saying she’s prettier than me. She is. Okay. Are you eager for the drumstick, uh, hack? You don’t seem so enthused about. Oh, I’m so enthused. The, the, the lie behind this one. Let’s see. The drumstick one. I’m, I don’t know what this is. How we eat chicken in Texas. What? [screaming] Okay, guy, calm down. So, alright. Who would make those kinds of noises on the internet? We would never do that. Yeah. Do we have room to criticize? No. Let’s just watch the first part again. Yeah. How we eat chicken in Texas. Okay. What? – I still don’t know what he did. – This, this, but, but he started, he, but the, the first thing he did was. He did, yeah. He, he held it there for the camera. He held it up for the camera. Then he moved it. I think it’s gonna break my hand. Then he grabbed, I feel like I need to Which part did he, which part did, did he grab the big part or the little part? He grabbed the big part. Grabbed the big part. Did you burp? Yep. All right. He grabbed the big part and then, oh. Ooh, that hurt. It does hurt. And then what? And then you just, but then you eat it off of the bone. No, the bone comes out like that. And then you’ve got this chicken, but you’ve, you’ve handfisted it. Like, I don’t. Hmm. This is how we eat Chicken in Texas. So this is nothing but a… See this, It’s a nugget. This is what I, it’s a. Why is that gross? I don’t know. It’s just gross. To me. I, it’s the same thing without the bone. I think the wings are just hard to eat. It’s sorry. Now. That. I mean, that hurt. If you look at my hand here. Yeah. You know, there’s marks on my hand here. They’re getting a closeup. It won’t be in the edit. Right. Do we put closeups like this more? Yeah. Okay. Hmm. Above and beyond. That right there hurt when I did it. This is not, this is not a good look for how we do it in California. You can’t be like that hurt. And you can see a little mark. That’s how we do it in California. On my palm. That’s, I think I might need to go see that Dockey. We can’t do that in California. ’cause we get, we get hurt. I gotta see the dockey. Now this sounds weird, but I’m looking at Stevie and she is ripe. Okay, good. All right. All right. Um, this is a more idea. I kind of stream of consciousness, uh, coming up with these all over the place. Okay. Match the crew to their HR complaint against us. Oh, we’ve kindly, we’ve kind of done this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You wanna do it again, huh? Um, this one might just be for me. This is, I’m gonna rank every time I’ve screamed at a caterer. Oh, yeah. And, uh, were those, I’m gonna like, were those recorded or were those letters. I hope none of ’em were recorded. Okay. Um, you like cutting things in half, right? Oh, I love it. Alright, so this one that I’ve come up with, um, is trying to cut our micro penises perfectly in half. Ah, okay. Fun, challenging. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And very true. Really taking one for the team to us. Uh, and finally, is everything better when you’re hopped up on booger sugar? What can, uh, tell me more. What’s booger Sugar Booger? Sugar. Booger Sugar. Booger sugar? Yeah. What’s that? Um, you know, they’re usually salty, the boogers, but, um, if you perform a certain act. Before picking your nose. It, they’re sweet. Ah, you sniff sugar first. Yeah, you sniff sugar. That’s it. It’s that simple. Booger sugar. Uh, and maybe, maybe I’ll discover that was already a thing. Maybe you will. Does anybody know? I, I’m working on a letter about it right now. Is everything better when you’re hopped up on booger sugar? Yeah, I think it might be like a term for something. Booger sugar. Yeah. Yeah. I think it might be. I don’t remember what I was thinking when I wrote that. Yeah, but I like it. Yeah. Liked it. Mm-hmm. Watch Rhett does drag mythicalsociety.com now.