Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are gonna have crew members come through with their favorite childhood toy, and we are going to assess whether they had good judgment as a child. Right. So prepare to have your younger child, inner child insulted. Okay? So if you’ve got– Some, some are leaving, but that’s okay. Uh, but first let’s name a pet. A pet submitted by Allie. Oh. Oh, that’s a cutie. The tongue is out and the head is kind of. Is that dog small or is that dog like 400 pounds? Yeah, it’s kinda hard to tell because it is way above the, the, the shelves. It’s a five foot tall dog. Yep. This is a Clifford situation. We’ve got, uh, so I’m gonna go with that. Clifford. He’s seven foot. Clifford. I am gonna call him Booby. Oh, Maisy. Come here Booby. Maisy. Maisie’s a cutie. That’s a cutie. Cutie, cutie. Okay, come on in, Lauren. We got lots, lots of peeps coming in. Lauren. Um, tell us about what you got. So this is the happy to be me doll, a doll for girls with low self-esteem. Okay, may I? Okay. So is this Now I feel bad about what I said you were gonna do. So you never opened it? Well, so I don’t have the one, they got this for me as a treat, but the treat is that toy wasn’t very fun. Um, my mom wouldn’t get us Barbie. She got these probably to give me better self-esteem. Oh, ’cause look, look on the back it says like a happy departure from that fashion doll. Fashion. Fashion doll. Happy to be me doll. Her feet are flat, unlike a Barbie. Yeah. Um, they claim she has like more realistic proportions. Yes. But if you look at her, she’s basically the shape of a Barbie. Yeah. Not quite sure. Still. Yeah. Still pretty, uh, hard to achieve that. Yeah. A flat, but for, for the flatfooted people out there, I like that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Uh, that’s good. I like that. Yeah. I mean, I’m not sure why my mom thought giving me a toy that no other girls had and not letting me have the toy my friends had, would. Give me more self esteem, right? ’cause when the other, the other little girls have Barbie and then they’re like, um, I don’t think my Barbie wants to play with happy to be me. I don’t, I don’t even think they sold other clothes. It was just the green and pink bathing suit. So, oh yeah, this wasn’t very well thought out. I love that my mom tried. She tried. So she was like, oh man, this is gonna be great. They’re gonna be grow up feeling better. Yeah, I get that. It’s interesting that it’s from High Self-Esteem Toys Corporation. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, so, so they had like a whole line of. It’s a little on the nose. I mean, high self-esteem. You can tell it worked, great results.. We can’t really judge your taste because this was bought for you. You didn’t see this on a commercial and think. Mom, please get me this. You were just handed it one day. Yeah. So we’re really judging your mother at this point. So continue. Uh, yeah, I think you know what? Your mom gets an A for effort. Thank you. She’s more fun to play with. It says that. Yeah. Well the first thing it says is her arms bend, her legs bend. Her legs bend. Yeah. Yeah. She’s more fun to play with just like mine. Yep. I got, I’m not going to say anything. I’m, I’m glad. Okay. Well, but you know what, you know what, what? I, I agree with the sentiment. Thank you. Yeah. All right, Taylor. Okay. Uh, much like that previous thing, this was also for my self-esteem. Um, yes. Ned’s head, I know about this. Yeah. Well, what’s more disturbing is the actual Oh my God. Yeah. Oh my God. Okay. I, no, I think we’ve seen this on your show. Okay. What is it? Does it go on you? No, no, no, no, no. So here’s what happened. You pull things out of it. You pull, yeah. You, you gotta, okay. So here, hold on. You gotta pick a card. Yeah. I, we’ve played this right. Giant. Okay. Get your hand in either his nose or his ear and find the ant. See, a lot of nods are happening right now. Uhhuh. Yeah. And there’s like, but you got, okay. Okay. But you got, well, I mean, pull out multiple things. I know, but we ain’t Yeah, that was, I think I dropped the ant the, well, no, no, no. That’s a, that’s a. Turtle or No, that’s it. It’s a frog. Frog. Um, that’s fun though. However, I, this is not my version. This was, again, given to me as a treat by the crew cheese. Um, this was the 2020 version. My version, um, mysteriously had fake vomit, which is not included. This yes version, I, I’m familiar with this. I know. Wait, was, it wasn’t wet. It was a little flat vomit thing of prank vomit. Yeah. And they took that out for the 2020 version. Now, did this make you reach into other children’s. Noses and ears to try to pull out goodies. No, but it wasn’t only a child, so me and Ned hung out quite a bit. I’m playing with Ned. Can I come over? No. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. See? Oh wow. See, look. There’s an A, you got it. It teaches children it proportions. Yeah. This is not the size of a normal an this isn’t, this isn’t, this isn’t that bad. I think it’s kind of like blind operation. Yeah. Yeah. And in some, you know, one way, this is kind of a self-esteem thing as well, you know? Right. That’s what I said. Yeah. That made me feel a lot better about myself. Yeah. Yeah. Right. So, I don’t know. I, I think, uh, you had good taste. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. You had good taste. I’m gonna put your worm and your, I actually think he’s pretty hot and. Your nail and your tooth and your cheese and your frog back in there. And you can take And the cards too, I guess. Yes. Go ahead and just put those. Yep. In here. Take that. Yeah. Thank you so much. Wow. This is alright. Kara, this is weird. Oh, is that howdy duty? Yeah. So this is Kara. This is, this is howdy duty. But I got him when I was really little and I didn’t know that he was howdy duty. I thought he was just a regular ventriloquist dummy. And, um, I was really scared of the, um, night of living dummy Goosebumps books. So I got, uh, I had to get in the second one. There’s a good, a good dummy named Dennis. So I got him and named him Dennis. Wow. So you basically just commandeered to howdy duty and made him a howdy Dennis. Yeah, but he did his mouth. How do you make his mouth look? So the, the string used to work, but that is actually my childhood toy, so don’t be so rough with it. Oh, it’s okay. But he, I’ve already yanked the hell out of it. This. He’s about, he’s about to rip the head. Everybody else’s was, uh, yeah, but just a replica. Maybe, maybe ask that one. Is that one is my, my real one. You were this close to me destroying it. Oh, it’s okay. I, I, I know the danger of giving you things, so I’ll get that. He’s very clean. Yeah. I took good care of him. Did you ever get good at I care of him at Ventriloquism? No. Ventriloquism. I’m, I’m terrible at it. It doesn’t look like you ever tried to make out with him or anything. I did not, no. Okay. That’s the first thing I’ve thought about. Uh, I, I, I have a connection to Howdy Doty because Rhett always said that I looked like him. I was always had a dumb grin on my face. Yeah. When he gets excited, he looks like outta duty. Remember when we made that pandemic video where you, we made you like really long, um, arms to hug each other? Yeah. Yes. They kind of looked like his arms. Yep. Yep. Because, and we were wearing a similar thing. This is not aged at all. Of course, you’re young. If it was my, you should see my childhood toys. It’s totally destroyed from making out with it. Okay. I’m gonna, you have a judgment you wanna make on this? Uh, I took it all on myself. Okay. You’ve got great taste, Kara. Thank you. All right, Nicole. Hi. Hello, Nicole. So this is my little radio, my Sesame Street Radio. Oh, that’s the original. And this is the original. It’s 32 years old. Um, and my, it’s actually a cute story ’cause I’ve played with it. My 15-year-old nephew has played with it. No, my, um, my 10-year-old niece and my six month old niece has played with it, so I’m saving it for mine. Oh, babe, you cannot touch it. You can touch it. No one can touch it. No one’s touching it. People are like, oh, like can’t, like, you know how the guys play with it. I’m like. Absolutely not. Okay. This toy’s not allowed to be played and it still works when you crank it. It plays a song that goes, do, do, do. But we can’t play it because then, I dunno, maybe we’ll get rights or something. Yeah. They’ll, they’ll confiscate it so it still, the government will confis it, it still plays and it still has a little antenna. And then when I was little, my mom used to say, she like in, she like imitates me and she says, used to walk around like this and like listen to it and like put it to your ear. And then like walk around like this and I think that’s really cute. Oh, okay. Well, we definitely can’t say anything bad about it. Now I can. She wouldn’t let me home your child. Stupid. It’s lovely. May it be in your family forever. That’s the plan. Forever more. That’s the plan. Mm-hmm. Thank you, Nicole. Thank you. Madison, isn’t this? Hello? Isn’t this just a sweet mo? Oh, okay. I got a pre, I got a preview of this. Yeah, you did. You looked horrified. Mm-hmm. I really didn’t mean for you to see it. Mm-hmm. Um, I was just showing Stevie and you were in your office. Yep. Well, you came in there. I know what this is. Okay, this is Incest. Furby Uhhuh. Do you wanna know What’s funny though is I did look up Fat Furby ’cause I couldn’t remember its name. I was like the Furby that moans the Fat Furby. When I called my dad, ’cause this is mine, I called my dad and he goes, oh, you want me to find the Fat Furby in the attic? And I was like, yay. Oh wow. So it was in the attic? Oh yeah, yeah. I put it down here. Yeah. And then, um, actually operate it. You have a screwdriver. What’s happening here? Sorry. I. Hungry for mommy linked. Would you like to pet it? It’s got a gyroscope in it. And So you like hungry for mom? Does it want a nurse? Yes. It really, I love. Okay. I did bring one of your genetics are compromised. No, no. Um, I brought one for you to destroy in the parking lot after. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, there are some. This is the nicest one for sure. This is the one that you had multiples. I have four. I had a fleet, she had four of these and can I take, what’s the sentence, mouth. Um, that, so that’s the baby? What? Yeah, it’s, it’s, so, it’s a marsupial. Okay. So I don’t know the baby. That’s not a mouth. If you here red, that’s a pocket. You’re a dad. Um, there’s like a pouch release. If you do that, it should release. That’s not the mouth. There you go. And now it should open up. And then if you wanna open that, this is better than a forever. This is what I liked the most was the babies. It gives birth. I know. Isn’t that cute? Did it just fart? It was just. Saying, mommy, I’m hungry, and now it’s having a baby. Yes. You know, as a child, I didn’t really think about that. Yeah. And this one also talks. Uh, yeah. If it had batteries, it had like watch, I used every a battery in the office on these. We actually do not have a, that’s where they went. I’m really sorry. Wow. And then the little baby could talk with a, with a watch battery. Yeah. And if you get ’em near each other, because I, it used to have like food and of course that’s lost. Yeah. Okay. Now get it, get it to shut up. And, and this is why I love hugs. Yeah. Well, you’re not getting one, so you have to do the little blue thing in the bottom. Uh, re reset, remove all memories is crazy. That breath rebirth stain with something. Got, hold on. Is this rebirth? Okay. Sometimes they can have twins, and I’m not really sure how that worked. I watched like five YouTube videos about it, and it was literally love, love birthing. I was like, this should not be on the internet. Um, I, I don’t know. I can’t tell you. Okay. Well, you would take it out and then you would act like, oh, there’s another one, and you’d put it in and it would come out again. Yeah. And I just don’t understand how you could get two babies in that small egg. Like that’s too, too many babies. Some might say. And I have a thing about twins. I don’t like ’em. Oh, okay. Oh, oh yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, well you know what? You have bad taste. Okay. And you know what? Thank you so much. Thank you, boss. I love it. You correct. I love that you kept it. Oh, thank you so much. Your dad kept it. Yeah. He was very proud to ship it. We overnighted this. He was very happy to get rid of it. Mm-hmm. Let’s ship it back and now I have to have it in my apartment. I will ship it back though. Okay, good. All four of ’em. I can’t, this is not sexy. Oh, you have to put in my room. Yeah. You think I’m gonna get anyone in my room if I don’t love, love? Get any two on each bedside table. Come tomatoes. Okay. Don’t worry. I am gonna turn it on. It’s gonna moan. It’s gonna be good. Oh gosh. Katrina, thank you. Okay, Katrina, what do you got for us? They bring, they didn’t get mine. Oh, hey. Why? Why do y’all get it? I blame Mikayla, but that’s what it looks like. So it’s a Tigger stuffy. It’s a big Tigger. It’s like this big. Okay. Yeah, we couldn’t afford that. And I did what? Couldn’t afford. It’s too big. It’s too big shipping. Well, Mikayla said it’s on its way. I don’t know. Is it really okay? Oh, well send it back ’cause it’s too late. I cried when she told me. Um, because you, you lost yours along the way. I, well, I, it’s really weird. I was, I was trying to think about this earlier. My mom washed it and dried it and like all its fur melted. And I can’t remember if like I never had it after that point, or if I got a new one and lost it. But it was very traumatic. She killed if you wash and dried a big ticker. Wow. Yeah, I, it’s ’cause I brought it to Florida and brought it on the beach. I literally brought this thing everywhere with me. Uh, yeah. It’s not that cool. No. Like now that I speak everybody else’s especially Yeah. That we don’t have it. Yeah, it seems pretty normal. Unless that’s not a tail. I, I, right. That’s not funny. I’m just trying to find something that’s not funny. I’m just trying to find, did your Tigger have a black tip? Wiener? It’s not funny. It was Tigger. I think you might need to get anything looked at. I think gangrene is, youre is sitting in I little, ugh, little frost bite. You’re my childhood. Dipping it in the wrong kind of honey infected penis Tigger. Yep. That’s what, that’s what you, that’s what you had. I’m sorry. Yep. Yeah, that’s what you had. You guys feel good about yourselves? Good syphilis maybe? Yeah. Oh my God. She had syphilis, ticker. She had bad taste. TI double gu. Oh, okay. You, you took it too far. You took it too far. You took it too far. Sorry. Annise, come on out here. What? Annalise. Okay, you’ve got an imaginary friend. No, mcla got mine. Okay. When I was nine years old, I wanted two things for Christmas, I wanted a poncho and I wanted, um, an ATM so you could get money in the rain. Why didn’t you want a poncho? Because they were cool. They were cool and cute. I had one that was like, I had a blue one and a pink one. Pink wasn’t really my color, but I did like it. And it was just like there was a, a very short amount of time where ponchos were the moment. Oh yeah, the poncho year. I remember that. What you’re talking about, the tarp with a hole in it for your face. No, no, no, no. There was like a cute like. It would flow like this and it would be kind of like knit or, or different like, oh, it was like a fashionable poncho. Not a water. Not a rain pon. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. And I got both. I was picturing just like poncho and the, at a desperate person at a wet concert. Yeah. Yeah. That’s What did you learn about at m Machine that’s, uh, managing your money? Um. That I kept my pin a secret. Like you would have a little pin number that you would put in. I, I slept on the bottom bunk of a bunk bed and I kept it on the wall of my bunk bed and I would just go in and like check how much money I had in there. Like, I don’t know, I don’t feel very money obsessed now. But for whatever reason, this was like, did you want it because you saw real ATMs or was there like a cool commercial that was like, now kids come out and you were like, I want that. It’s on Nickelodeon. That’s a good question. I think I, I think I just, maybe I saw my dad go to the ATM and I was like, I too should learn this skill. Yeah, yeah. Right. I gotta figure, I gotta, I gotta figure that out. Yes. I gotta, I gotta lock my code in right now. Yeah. So you kept this thing by your bed. It looks like it has a webcam in it. It does look like that. I think it was fake, but that would’ve been creepy otherwise. Do you still use the same pen? Um, I think I do use it as the pin for when I unlock the building. I have a pin that I think is the same pin I used for this. Wow. Which I kept a secret, so we have nothing to be worrying about. Okay, good. Okay. Alright. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Yeah. Alright. And finally we have Chase. I’m told this has been quite an adventure. Yeah, it has been. Hi. This was my, my bin KG gave this to me. I also don’t have one thing. It’s, it’s, oh, okay. It didn’t show up. I think there were some eBay issues. Oh, wow. Sorry, what was it? Uh, so I got two of these. It’s the like Astro Megazord from Power Rangers in space where it came out in like 1998. Eight, I think it was like four or five years old and I didn’t ask for it, but I got two of ’em at my birthday party. Oh. From friends. And I opened the first one and I was like, cool Power rangers thing. And then I opened the second one and I, uh, just like as a child without thinking, I was like, I already have one of these. Then I got pulled away, like mid birthday party by my parents. Uh, who like scolded me. I came back crying. Gonna apologize to your friend. I’m very grateful for this gift. Oh yeah. And I had to like, finish opening my gifts in front of my friends. Uh, you were grateful for all of them. And then it just became like my favorite toy. ’cause it had like all, all little pieces like would open up and you had a backup. It was supposed to be, had spare parts. Yeah. It could be roughly little. Was it big little extra pieces? No, it was probably like that big, but it had like all these little extra and it could turn into like a man. Uh, if you got more of the power Rangers things, you could make the megazord, right? It would turn into that. Did that ever do that? I never got any of the other pieces. Oh, wow. But I got, I had that one and it had a little extra, like spaceships and stuff that would kind of come inside. Inside. You’re grateful for what you got twice. It was really cool and I got two of ’em, so I, yeah, I played with it probably, uh, like every day for the next couple of years. Uh, I do not remember. Having the second one after that party though, so maybe my parents were also like, you don’t deserve to Oh, yeah, yeah. After that scene. Yeah. Wow. So Well, I don’t see a penis on it. Yeah, that would’ve been a funny out though. Yeah. Underneath. I’m not gonna show you my penis. We didn’t ask. The golden Tee of mythical giveaway is happening this week. Only grab your Tee now mythical.com for a chance to unbox a fortune.